I have a new friend!!!

[zenbabe]

Dear Zen,
I am Seyi Odunow from Nigeria,I am sending you this mail cause i like your pics and like most things about you and would like to be your friend.But To be grateful is to recognize the Love of God in everything He has given us.... and He has given us everything. Every breath we draw is a gift of His love, every moment of existence is a gift of grace, for it brings with it immense graces from Him. have a pleasant week.

Also i will like you to remmember that Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received.Cause i am really dieing to see you and to be your very close friend. Forget about the rude remarks.

Yours Truthful.

Seyi.

[Spicy Jack]

Wow. Your new friend seems really cool. Congrats Zen, and remember people love you and some of them even think about you before they go to bed. Now THATS special. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by zenbabe
.....The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you Ha!. ..........Forget about the rude remarks. Ha!


farking hilarious...I'm sure he is "thinking about you" right now...

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep and wanks themselves into a stupor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

[Spicy Jack]

don't be jealous Dinz!

[nycwriters]

Oh I wouldn't sweat it Spicy. He's speaking from experience.

[dinzdale]

I'm very pleased Zen has a new friend.

[madasacutsnake]

Nigerian eh? (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/)

[weissenflatz]

Hi Zen,

Never heard about the Nigerian scam guys, who 'try to be your friend' first, and then have shrewed ways to disconnect you from all the cash you have?

try reading this: nigerian scam (http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/scams/nigeria.htm)

[priceyfatprude]

psssst


zen was being sarcastic



;)

[weissenflatz]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
psssst
zen was being sarcastic


Well I hoped so, but just wanted to make sure..

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Also i will like you to remmember that Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received.Cause i am really dieing to see you and to be your very close friend. Forget about the rude remarks.

I once received this in a forwarded email, these exact words.

[Avalon]

Me too Chuckie, last year. Whew..I didn't want to say anything lol

[laughingbuddha]

tsk tsk guys.. zen is not joking.. let be serious... the guy is from Nigeria and he dreams abt Zen every night...

[Avalon]

yeah, I guess:rolleyes:
Far be it from me to trash her illusions:p

[laughingbuddha]

thats the spirit.. Zen do you need anything... any help.. (it was her birthday yesterday.. you know) let me know

[chuckie egg]

I'm sure he means what he says... just thought I'd point out that they're not originally his words... or are they?! ;)

[laughingbuddha]

Chuckie.. maybe he sent it to a lot of people... and zen is his current crush... ahem.. love...

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/www/victim3-158x197.jpg

[Willow Sylph]

Zen - do you have a matchdoctor account? This email sounds strangely familiar to me...

[zenbabe]

hahahaha!! oh god I am hungover, I hope my new friend can help me.

Actually, I get random emails from people that stumble across my website every once in a while......it is basically just a house for my neurotic picture taking tendencies.......

:p

[xerocs]

two things....

1) I think about zen every night before I go to bed and I would die for her...

2) Why have I never stumbled across this fabled cache of Zen pictures?

[Coffee]

I think this guy used to leave answering machine messages about 15 years ago. I got a message sincerely thanking me, in very much the same kind of language used in Zen's message, for "all the things you do that help promote the cause of love and peace in the world".

Untill now I thought it was a message from a higher power, it snapped me out of a 3 yr long depression and turned my life around. I became cheerful, motivated, community active, and a far better person...over the last 15 years I have often wondered who the person was that left that message, and wished I could have been there to take that call in person.

So it was random huh???
Dang...im getting depressed now.
:rolleyes:
:D

[dinzdale]

Well cheer your arse up by Friday...

[lapietra]

What happens Friday?

[chuckie egg]

weeeekeeeennnddd!!!! :D

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Dear Zen,
I am Ellen Degeneris from the tv show,I am sending you this mail cause i like your pics and like most things about you and would like to be your friend............................................ .................................................. ............. Forget about the rude remarks.

Yours Truthful.

Ellen.