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amanda
11-19-2002, 09:39 PM
I play this sometimes in class- I'll post up an answer, and somebody else comes up with a question. I'll start, but be sure to put up a new answer for someone to reply to when you post a question.

A: They moo.
Reg Barkley
11-19-2002, 10:11 PM
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Reg Barkley
11-19-2002, 10:12 PM
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amanda
11-19-2002, 10:23 PM
Q: What does a drunk deity do?

A: Once. In a movie.
red
11-20-2002, 11:01 AM
Q: What sound do my joints make in the morning?

A: Wow! It's orange?
red
11-20-2002, 01:51 PM
Q: Name two people that will be divorced before the end of 2003?

A: Ego baby, ego.
JudyPatooty
11-20-2002, 03:20 PM
Q. What do SUV drivers suffer from?

A. Two anteaters and an oppossum.
bealeblues
11-20-2002, 03:23 PM
Q: what three things don't you want fighting in your bathtub when you want to take a shower?

A: commercials for genital herpes medication
Deviate
11-20-2002, 03:44 PM
Q. What the last thing i always see on tv when preparing to hop someone?

A. yellow and green and constant
red
11-20-2002, 03:51 PM
Q: Can you descibe the stuff you're coughing up?

A: Ha ha ha ha ha ha no.
zenbabe
11-20-2002, 04:21 PM
A. Holy Monkey!
masterofNone
11-20-2002, 05:09 PM
Q. Why does your **** look like that?

A. Shiny, very shiny.
red
11-20-2002, 05:10 PM
ha ha ha YOW!
masterofNone
11-20-2002, 06:00 PM
(heheee....sorry)

Q. How do you get to third base in Maine?

A. Balanced on her toes.
Deviate
11-20-2002, 06:10 PM
Q. What happens when you eat a pin cushion?
(ruining MoN's dirty fun)

A. Wham bam!
surflugen
11-21-2002, 06:38 PM
Q. I thought I could do it if I was just real quick

A. Do you think you get more attention?
quintondotcom
11-22-2002, 12:58 AM
Q: Any guesses why I am not wearing any clothes right now?

A: Why would I want to do that?
masterofNone
11-22-2002, 01:06 AM
Q. 'Scuse me. I'm new in town. Where might I get this purple blender cleaned?

A. Dog forks
masterofNone
11-22-2002, 01:14 AM
Q. How much doo have we got dere my son?

A. Quantum fluctuations
masterofNone
11-22-2002, 01:18 AM
Q. Can you remember the last time you were aroused?

A. Fever blisters
quintondotcom
11-22-2002, 01:21 AM
Q: MON, what *are* those things on your hand posing as eyes?

A: Tuna fish milkshakes

(Eric Estrada used to do it... aroused... falling out of chair laughing)
quintondotcom
11-22-2002, 01:31 AM
Q: (excited) I think I just mastered, "Elaine ripped me off." Am I doing it right?

A: It doesn't matter, either way is fine.
masterofNone
11-22-2002, 01:47 AM
Q. So, would you like a sigmoidoscopy today or a complete colonoscopy with complementary barium enema?

A. Warrior poets.
beckstra
11-22-2002, 01:52 AM
Q. What do you call those who stab your heart with a pen?

A. Seamen.
quintondotcom
11-22-2002, 01:23 PM
Q: What do scientists predict will become of the race of sea monkeys through the next 10,000 years of evolution?

A: Seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car
quintondotcom
11-22-2002, 01:24 PM
Q: What's the defination of mixed emotions?

A: Because whales have 10-foot-long tongues and can breathe out of the tops of their heads.
Deviate
11-22-2002, 01:42 PM
Q. Why have hoards of women have been leaving their husbands and plunging into the ocean?

A. The view's great from here.
NekoPunk
11-22-2002, 01:47 PM
Q: what was the last thing amelia earhart thought to herself?

A: twice on thursdays, only in the rain.
Deviate
11-22-2002, 07:18 PM
Q. A gay republican?


A. O Captain my Captain!
masterofNone
11-22-2002, 07:51 PM
Q. What's with nyc's Captain Kangaroo reference?


A. What's with all the ping pong balls?
NekoPunk
11-22-2002, 09:59 PM
Q: what's the drink of the night??

A: oh, well, that wasn't there last night! i swear!
Deviate
11-25-2002, 07:44 PM
Q. What do all the cool people do after the moron obliteration?

A. falling faster and faster
AllegroNg
11-26-2002, 08:30 AM
Q: Whatcha gonna do tonite?

A: They say it's because I sit down too much.
masterofNone
11-26-2002, 08:56 AM
Q. Why does Angie tend to get Bach?

A. It's a testosterone problem.
amanda
11-26-2002, 09:29 AM
Q: How can we explain how most wars started in the history of humankind?

A: Vanilla
AllegroNg
11-29-2002, 09:08 AM
:Sniff, sniff: Oooooh, MoN, what sort of lotion is that you're wearing?

Because my gramma is allergic to turkey!!!
masterofNone
11-29-2002, 09:49 AM
ijusthadto... the whole "Bach" thing was killing me... baby got bach.

sorry.
amanda
11-29-2002, 08:39 PM
Q: Why is your gramma bowling a Tofurkey?

A: Sweet, dark and creamy.