Shameless Flirting Section

[AllegroNg]

23/f/Va

Hey baby, whatcha wearin?

BRING IT ON

[Deviate]

black, head to toe, suit pants, shirt, oxfords, glasses.

-st.

[NekoPunk]

long sleeve black tshirt, kenshin tshirt over it, and 30 inch pants. uhh... and toe socks.

man, that's sexy. ^_^

[AllegroNg]

Oh, yes, I like that. What do you look like?

[Deviate]

you should see her (Neko's) self portrait... yowsa!

-st.

[NekoPunk]

ehhhh...... :o

[AllegroNg]

Yes. Break me off a piece of that!

[NekoPunk]

the drawtoy one is pretty accurate... ^__^;;

[AllegroNg]

Aww.. NYC, just wink at everyone, and take off your shirt! Tis all!

[zenbabe]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a flirting thread...bring it on!!

[AllegroNg]

:: pinch ::

[red]

I can't flirt. I don't know how either and I'm married anyway.
I'll just sit over here by nyc and watch.
Yeah…I like to watch. heh.

[red]

Sure, maybe I'll loosen up a bit.

[NekoPunk]

hehehe.. shameless

[chuckie egg]

yes please!

[amanda]

:runs in, out of breath:

Oh, sorry I'm late! Round Earth and all that.... here's a bottle of wine.

brown cargo tighties, white button down polo, barefoot. 23/f...
:catching her breath: uhh...where are the boys?

[saskuoch]

How can you be only 23? You've done so much. How long did you work at all those jobs, anyway?

Wow, now I feel like a big lazy loser. And when I'm 23, I'll probably still be a big loser, only less lazy because you can't be in medical school.

And sorry, there are no boys on this side of the world. Perhaps they should STAY UP ALL NIGHT FOR SOME FLIRTIN' FROM ASIA!

[dickieC]

Just a towel actually... (you'll never know...)

I always had a thing for ladies who fiddle ;-D

[AllegroNg]

Opps.. I spilled some beer. Can I borrow your towel, Dickie?



Where the heck is Beale!?

Did he get hit by a truck or something!?

[dickieC]

All mouth and no trousers. That's me...

[bealeblues]

dammit dammit dammit!!! flirting section and i missed everything, as usual...

i drove to new orleans last night and i'm here all day today, so i'm pretty much out of pocket....

and yes, i almost did get hit by trucks, but thanks for asking ng.... and WHAT YOU WEARING??

[NekoPunk]

haha, teach you to drive. ^__^

wait, you never told us what you're wearing.... ^_~

[Deviate]

Beale is a scary, beige, bald man with big teeth, white chest hair, long thin arms and no torso. and all he does is jump up and down going "Friends' wives hate me! Friends' wives hate me!" and he never wears clothes.


-st.

[NekoPunk]

ohhh... that explains an awful lot. ^__^

[surflugen]

34/M/LB CA
6' TAN, curly hair (brown with sun streaks). Today I am wearing a nice knit button down short sleeve shirt (80+ outside), black slacks, black duck shoes.

Anyone for Margarita's and dancing? I would like to try out some of my new moves. Especially "make love to the crowd"

[looking around, noticing that he is surrounded by many beautiful women, blushes an intense shade of red and backs up against the wall]

[Deviate]

NYC-
toss your hair a couple of times.
chew on a straw.
giggle.

you're well on you're way to finding a mindless manly man.

-st.

[Deviate]

i'm sensing something's going down 'tween these two. i fear we've let opened pandora's can of worms with this thread...

-st.

[surflugen]

(wife caught me looking again and Slaps me in the back of the head)
"Oh, Honey, I was just tell all my new friends about how much I love my beutiful wife"
Everyone. This is my wife Grace.
http://home.earthlink.net/~markngrace/My_Doggy.jpg

[Deviate]

nice to meet you, Grace. ;)

-st.

[surflugen]

Cool, Deviate just winked at my wife!.. :D

[zefrank]

I'm wearing boxers with frogs on them....and a towel (like a cape).

[surflugen]

LOL—be carefull not to fall on your chin trying to be superman.. BTW my wife thinks your boxers are sexy.

[surflugen]

Must be a creative day at the Zefrank home...

[Deviate]

today:
it's head to toe black, as usual, black turtleneck sweater, black suit pants, saddle oxfords, black rimmed glasses, orange, yellow and red spikes in shaggy dirty blond hair. pretty blah. no cape or frog bozers.

-st.

[surflugen]

any ever tell you, "you have really nice shoulders"

[Deviate]

me? all the time ;)

-st.

[AllegroNg]

Mmm.. I like frogs.. they go great with your eyes. Now, where do you live?

[amanda]

Originally posted by saskuoch
How can you be only 23? You've done so much. How long did you work at all those jobs, anyway?

And sorry, there are no boys on this side of the world. Perhaps they should STAY UP ALL NIGHT FOR SOME FLIRTIN' FROM ASIA!

Well, a few were concurrent with each other. And I started work as soon as I was legally allowed to.

It's not how much time you've got, it's what you do with the time.

I completely agree with you on the flirting bit, saskuoch. Spent last night painting and sketching, which I've been ignoring since I've been on the board. I'm only on here this morning because my japanese teacher is laid up with a bad back.

[zenbabe]

I'm nekkid

[zenbabe]

yeah, you know on those bad dates, I like to skip the sex and just go straight to the cigarette...

[zenbabe]

You know what is wierd though, whenever I travel outside of California, I can't get over the fact that people actually smoke indoors!! Even at bars!!

*wipes a loogie off the screen*

[masterofNone]

SOBEr as a JudgE!

[amanda]

uuuhhh... nyc, hacking up lungs is definitely NOT a way to go about flirting. Just to let you know for next time....

But then, what am I talking about...I have idea how to flirt anyway. Maybe that is a good way to go about it... no wonder I haven't had any dates in a while...

That, and I can't speak the native language beyond "Where's the bathroom?" yet.

[masterofNone]

Well it depends on how you ask "where's the bathroom".

[zenbabe]

where IS the bathroom?

[amanda]

Those are the kind of guys I try to avoid- they were a dime a dozen in China.

The only place I know where most relationships start with a transfer of money for services.

[masterofNone]

yeah, in my experience that's how they usually end

[amanda]

don't know, but I need to find one- I've had five cups o' tea this morning trying to get/keep warm

[masterofNone]

awwwwwwwww

[zenbabe]

www.realdoll.com

[saskuoch]

Aw, Zen. So good about looking out for all the cold-in-the-morning singles! What would we do without you?

[amanda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
awwwwwwwww

heyyy...that wasn't a flirt!! Damn. How do I keep doing this? :trip, trip, tripping over my own words:

Actually, I was just trying to envison Ze trying to do superman in his froggie boxers...I think that deserves a video, what ya say?

[NekoPunk]

hey hey hey... i'm in my cloak i made for the viking party sat... and a pair of pants. ^___^

not as good as frog boxers...

oh well. ^_^

[amanda]

Hey!!! Do you have the viking hat on too? Viking hats are just as cool as froggie boxers, maybe even more so...

But the combination of those two...whoo boy, hold me back!! Add a red clown nose and I'll be jell-o.

[zenbabe]

hehehehe, sounds like a clorn fetish!

[masterofNone]

that would be zenbrat

[NekoPunk]

oh, i'm going to have a hat by saturday. and a sword. ... and hopefully a shirt. and a bottle of vodka. ^_^ i love college!

[saskuoch]

Damn. I miss dressing up in silly outfits for college parties. None of that here. Can't wait to return to a place where I can wear a foil bikini labeled "Astronaut Ice Cream...Eat Me."

[amanda]

You mean you CAN'T do that in Hong Kong?!?

:scratches Hong Kong off the list:

[NekoPunk]

*LOL* that's hilarious... i should try that sometime *writes it down on her "to do" list, right after "laundry"*

[Red Princess]

Shameless maybe, but flirting? I spend a lot of time with my computers and don't understand these things. A declaration of current attire is considered flirting, ok I got that part, what's next?

[Deviate]

well first you have to tell us what you're wearing.

me today: head to toe black, t, suit pants, black docs, black rimmed glasses.

gets less and less interesting every day, doesn't it?

-st.

[Red Princess]

You can't see me so I can say anything. (catch on fast don't i?) I am wearing cowgirl boots, jeans and a denim shirt. Am I lying?

[zenbabe]

I have on my catholic school girl outfit, and I am licking a big lollypop

[dickieC]

I'm wearing nothing but a kilt. A big manly yummy kilt

[dickieC]

You'd only try and look up it.

[dickieC]

No, but I have literally just received an email from my Scottish friend to say he's just returned from a performance of Rocky Horror with stockings and suspenders (garters to you?) underneath.

Probably not the sort of thing you're looking for.

Actually, I'm from the West Country.

[dickieC]

Sadly not, though most of my bestest mates are from the North-West.

I gart a brand-new combine 'arvester

[dickieC]

The best.

Ohhh, in another world
yeah, he could wear a dre-ess.

Do you mean you know them personally? That would be too amazing.

[dickieC]

Blimey.

Maybe this should be in 'Tunes'

Really must go to bed. It's 2 am.

[Deviate]

since it seems to be my recurring message i will, again, entertain everyone with what i'm wearing.

tonight, prior to party time i am wearing my classic black suit pants, a tight-ish black t, low cut Chuckie Taylors with a flame pattern on the side, an Air Force dress shirt, and have upgraded to the spanking glasses that match my hair.

i figured since i'm wearing something besides black head to toe i should share it with you.

;)

-st.

[NekoPunk]

hmm... i'm wearing a hoodie and jeans. pfft. booring

but tomorrows VIKING NIGHT!!

...hehehe...

[amanda]

Nobody is wearing anything worth flirting with!!!

Well... maybe Ze with the froggie boxers and cape, but I'm too scared to flirt with him- he might think I'm wacked.

And dickieC with the kilt, but Nyc got him first.

Neko's REAL close with threats of wearing viking hat....

C'mon people!!! Did you forget to buy your clown noses during Halloween? Shame on you!!

No lovin' from Japan then.

[AllegroNg]

I'm wearing a... ponytail;)

[amanda]

I'm wearing fingernail polish and a sarong.

Tonight's "Island Nite" at my pad. Wheee!!

[Josue]

I'm wearing a wife-beater and camo overalls, both stained with elk blood.

[Deviate]

red glasses, black turtle-neck sweater (one of the hundreds in my closet), khaki hemp pants, no shoes.

-st.

[masterofNone]

nice custom text there, deev. heheee!

I don't mind confusion. I'll tell you a story in the "acceptence" thread sometime soon about why that would be....

in the words of the immortal Steven Wright...

You know that feeling when you're leaning back in your chair and you almost fall but then you catch yourself at the last minute?....

I feel like that all the time.

[Deviate]

rock on, MoN. looking forward to it ;)

-thrilled as all hell.

[NekoPunk]

hooooolllyyyy shiiiiiiittt.....


FUR SKIRT!!

FUR CLOAK!!!

BLACK WIFEBEATER!!

KNEE HIGH LACEUP BOOTS!!

VIKING HAT!!!

THE VIKING PARTY IS SOOOOOOOON......

[masterofNone]

christ... and I'm sitting here writing a patent.



yawn. (stretch) sigh.

[saskuoch]

Your outfit sounds awesome, Neko! Hope the fete was fun!

I may have to steal this Viking party idea, if only for the masses of people who'd show up in Viking hats.

[amanda]

Masses of people in viking hats has got to be one of the more hiliarious sights. Unless, of course, they are the looting and pillaging type.

The chess tourney was a little less exciting- won a few, lost more than I should have.

rock on for the ani quote, dev.- listening to "32 Flavors" right now- "I'm beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn your head." She's a great lyrcist.

[Deviate]

oh, Amanda, now i'm going to have to put her in. she rocks. i went to see her a few years ago and my < ahem > 'friends' ditched me. billions of fun.

well, last night was a night of Shameless Flirting. i was in no mood to go out but i had an event that i kinda had to show at. afterwards i met some really great people and was joined by some friends that i don't see very often. i got some flirt on huge.

and even better, i didn't buy a drink all night. the bartender sported me until 10 and afterwards someone supplied pitchers.
ot home at 3:30

i took some fabulous photos as well. so psyched about the night.

Neko - once you kill your hangover today brief us on the night. sounds like a fun time.

our next party: July at Christmas (to mock the annoying Christmas in July sales). bermuda shorts and luau jams all in 3 feet of snow. rock on.

-st.

[NekoPunk]

actually, i've never had a hangover. *grins* i sleep it off, and stay very hydrated. no hangover. however, last night was, well, odd. the viking party (vp) rizzocked my face off! there was b33r everywhere, and everyone was so drunk. the band was great, cause they were all old-skool hard rock! and hair band. lots of hair bands too... it was so cool. everyone was wearing fur and stuff, and lotsa people had those viking hat things... whooo!!

ok, then things got weird.

we left about 9:30 to go to ATO, where the VP was. about 11:30... i left. with some people. i don't remember who, but i'm pretty sure i knew them. ^^;; i think i ended up at lamda chi. right. thats the other side of campus, just for the record. i think we walked. well, tried to, anyway. next thing i know, i'm waking up in my bed, and my hands hurt and my knee hurts. so, i look, and my hands are ALL KINDS of scraped up, and my knee has a huge scratch on it. i don't remember this. i don't really remember what happened after about 11 last night. ^__^;; i think i called someone.

i just wish i could remember who i was walking around with. hmmm

all in all, though, it was pretty freaking fun! oh man, it was the coolest theme party yet!!! YAY!!

< edit > i just re-read this, and it sounds like i did horrible things. ^_^; it's not as bad as it sounds. *lol*

[Deviate]

sounds fun Neko, and i hope the battle scars aren't too bad. (all part of being a Viking i guess) last time i woke up and didn't know what happened i lying next to a pile of garbage on the streets of NY. and i wish it was from result of alcohol. classy, huh?

hopefully someone can help you piece the puzzle together.

;)

-street trash.

[NekoPunk]

hmm... i haven't found the people i was with yet... ehhhh... oh well.

[saskuoch]

Your school's small. I'm surprised everyone hasn't filled you in yet. I remember the first time I had forgot an entire night. I was a coordinator for the campus-wide outreach day the next morning, so I was up at 5:30. By the time the first volunteers were getting there at 7:30 people I barely knew were saying "Hey, I hear you did this last night!" I just sat there and took notes.

[Red Princess]

today we are not wearing any drawers, they are an annoyance I've decided to dispense with. By the way if a man in a kilt walked into my office you would have to peel me off of him with a putty knife

[masterofNone]

that's a fantastic proposition

[Red Princess]

I went to the Highland Games last summer with my sister, we decided that the most ordinary looking guys are too hot in a kilt. We emabarassed my brother in law. I don't think we will take him with us next time.

[dickieC]

So, the question really should be: what do women wear underneath their kilt-equivalent?

dC, all-for gender-equivalence in apparel terminology

[Red Princess]

on a girl it's just another skirt

[dickieC]

Is that a caber in your sporran or are you just pleased to see me?

[Red Princess]

No caber, just a wee furry thing

[dickieC]

So which Highland Game does that get entered for?

(This really is getting far too naughty).

[Red Princess]

the wee furry thing is the target at the caber toss, isn't it?

[dickieC]

Er, yes, perhaps the mere hint of a Highland Fling was all that was required there...

:retreats into English reserve and embarrassment:

[Red Princess]

Sorry, will clean it up now. It's the kilts, I can't stop myself sometimes...

[dickieC]

No, no need. It is shameless after all.

I'll swing you off your feet anytime baby.

[amanda]

aww. dickieC- you're so cute when you blush.;)

[dickieC]

Aw shucks, stop it, you know it will only make it worse.

[Red Princess]

oh, the promises they make.

[Deviate]

i guess i don't understand the whole kilt thing. most women i know would cringe at a guy in anything that resembled a skirt, much less knee-his and garters. must be a scot thing.

hmm.

-st.

[dickieC]

Hmmm, perhaps it's the hosiery that makes the whole kilt thing work. Forget those woolly socks, maybe I need the tangerine stockings. Now there's a thought.

[Red Princess]

DC, forget the wooley socks???? oh no, please don't

[zenbabe]

wooly socks or wooly legs? You decide....

[dickieC]

Well, obviously I'd apply the razor first. That's revolting.

[NekoPunk]

are you saying you shave?? huh?? HUH???? ^_^

[Deviate]

the shaved legs thing seems to have killed the flirtiness factor in zeFranks.

so -

hey baby, whatcho sign?

-st.

[Red Princess]

Libra, you?

[Deviate]

Aries ;)

here's what they say about Aries. pretty accurate.
Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted
Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil

-st.

[Red Princess]

this is what they say about Libra: They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) Sometimes true except I have an earthly, slightly smutty component as well

[zenbabe]

Here is what they say about me...

Taurus is symbolized by the Bull. You may be stubborn, but your grounded, steady demeanor makes you someone others can count on. You're also a sensualist who loves good food, physical affection, romance and material goods -- and only the best of everything.

[Deviate]

true?

-st.

[zenbabe]

for the most part...except for the material goods thing. I mean, I like stuff, but I am not a show off type person...i'm wearing a tank top right now that says "I have issues" It is yellow....nobody is talking to me today..YAY!!

[NekoPunk]

i'm a cancer.

If your child is born in Cancer (also known as Moon Child), he or she has a sentimental and versatile nature and a constructive imagination. Cancer is sympathetic and talkative, loves home and family, and has a tenacious memory -- especially for details and historical events. The Cancer child appreciates praise and is encouraged by kindness. This child will delight in beautiful scenery, romantic settings and new adventures.

Cancer children appear retiring but are really positive, tenacious and love to be noticed while appearing to be unassuming. They are not averse to fame, even though they can sometimes be shy..

Your Cancer child will be fond of older persons, ancient customs, and things connected with the past that have sentimental value. The Cancer child often has a bright, alert oval or round face.

These imaginative , impressionable children make many changes in their lives until they find the position or occupation where they feel self-assured, well integrated, and appreciated. Their greatest attribute is the love of their home. They can turn anything into a beautiful environment. They love to travel and are particularly found of the sea

Cancers are most compatible with Pisces and Scorpio.
*wink wink* wait... bah.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Here is what they say about me...

Taurus is symbolized by the Bull. You may be stubborn, but your grounded, steady demeanor makes you someone others can count on. You're also a sensualist who loves good food, physical affection, romance and material goods -- and only the best of everything.

i'm a Taurus too.. it's pretty accurate! what's your birthdate zen? mine's april 25th!

[zenbabe]

May 4th Baby!!!! I have the best birthstone too!!! Emerald baby!!

[Frieda]

birthstone?

[zenbabe]

Traditional Birthstones:

Garnet: January’s Gemstone
Amethyst: February’s Gemstone
Aquamarine: March’s Gemstone
Diamond: April’s Gemstone
Emerald: May’s Gemstone
Cultured Pearl: June’s Gemstone
Ruby: July’s Gemstone
Peridot: August’s Gemstone
Sapphire: September’s Gemstone
Opal: October’s Gemstone
Citrine: November’s Gemstone
Blue Topaz: December’s Gemstone

[Deviate]

diamond, huh?

Aries are most compatible with Aquarius and Gemini.
we're least compatible with Pisces, Taurus, Cancer and Capricorn.

and thus ends my possible success in the Flirting thread....

-st.

[zenbabe]

When Aries and Taurus come together in a love affair, the partnership is a natural union of Love, represented by Taurus, and Passion, represented by Aries. This relationship is all about balance. Aries wants to jump right in and get into it, while Taurus prefers to go much more slowly. This can create a problem; Taurus loves to be wooed and romanced -- two concepts that are basically foreign to straightforward, brash, totally unsubtle Aries. An Aries-Taurus partnership can be a great learning experience for both Signs. Taurus can help Aries rein in some of the more foolish, impractical impulses, and Aries can help Taurus be more spontaneous and adventurous.

Taurus is sensual, patient and gentle. Aries is attracted to these qualities; Aries sees Taurus as their rock, totally stable and loyal forever. Taurus sees Aries as possessing that quality they want more of -- knowing when and how to grab on to life's opportunities. These Signs are a good balance for each other. Aries might sometimes play games with Taurus, playing off that Bullish laziness, or try to push Taurus into making hasty decisions, but the Bull can usually convince the Ram to slow down a bit. Aries brings excitement to the relationship, while Taurus brings security and romance. When Aries wants instant gratification, Taurus can show just how sexy and sensual slow, deliberate movement can be.

Aries is ruled by the Planet Mars (passion), and Taurus is ruled by the Planet Venus (love). Venus and Mars go well together; they represent the two necessary halves of the same relationship coin. The symbols are universally recognized as masculine and feminine, so this relationship is a good balance of these energies.


Heh.....venus and mars..

[Deviate]

wow, i guess i'm back in the game after all.

let the FLIRTING CONTINUE! woo hoo!

(okay, now what?)

-st.

[NekoPunk]

i was gonna say just wait for beale to get back from... uhh... here, i guess. ^__^ who knows?

[Deviate]

well, no offense meant to the Big B, but he probably wouldn't add much to my flirtability.
but then, who knows, i've been surprised before ;)

-st.

[zenbabe]

I'm Nekkid ;)

[NekoPunk]

ack! well, i did some shameless real-life flirting tonight. so there. ^_^

[Deviate]

Zen, that's a good start to the flirting. you'll make it far* in this room.

(*i spent a good deal of time chuckling over my typo, which read 'you'll make it fat' instead).

i'm not even close to naked. instead i'm bundled for bitter winter in my grover sweater. gee i love being a muppet!

-st.

[zenbabe]

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Dev, I am wearing a tank top again...hehehe, and shorts!!

[masterofNone]

26%

pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.


he heeee!

[Deviate]

54%. i'm wondering if you'd want to be higher than 50%. probably means you're needy. or a freak.

-st.

[zenbabe]

honestly man, you remind me of my fear of snakes..

[Deviate]

ooh, ZB, you're smooth. that line works on me like no other. tell me more about snakes.

;)

-st.

[zenbabe]

Hey you know, I aim to please. In fact, I think you would look just fabulous chopped up in my bathtub! For some reason, that one doesn't seem to work very well..I don't know why... We need a worst pick up line thread!!

[dickieC]

41% on the Pick-up test. Average I guess.

May just have met a new lady in my life this evening. Will keep you posted (though will of course keep up my efforts here, wouldn't like you to be disappointed).

[amanda]

33%- I thought I'd be lower.....hmmm. Gotta work on that.

[RuneT]

52% and ready for pick up!

I'm waiting in the coffee shop.













Hmmmm... Still waiting




















Will sombody please pick me up?





















/me ordering my third cafe mocca

[Frieda]

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 40% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

average, average.. :)

[NekoPunk]

whoo for 43%! i think.... *lol*

oh well. i was picked up in hot topic once. *LMAO!!!*

^_^ it's whatever

[ZeFanJess86UK]

sexy..everything about you so sexy...you don't even know what you got...

i like the idea of just the boxers and the towel but maybe that's too much hehe ;) :D

i know we both attached but they don't have to know lol:D

[amanda]

Whoa, zefan...we know everyone and their mother thinks Ze's the sexiest man alive this year, but jeez...don't freak the man out. I get the creepies just reading that.

Besides, it's just as much fun flirtin' with the gang right here...they wear viking helmets, have rubber fetishes and look like sean connery. Well, not all of them, but you get the idea.

[ZeFanJess86UK]

geez don't take it so seriously :rolleyes: :D

[NekoPunk]

mmm.... sean connery in a viking hat and rubber suit....

^___^

[ZeFanJess86UK]

sean connery...ugh minging (uk slang word for not attractive at all, aka (so and so) is a minger) Ze is so much better...mm just got the image of ze in bond suit...ooh and my boyfriend in a bond suit too nice

[masterofNone]

we are starting to get trolls. put out the traps.

[Frieda]

i say do set up a troll trap.. only a real troll will be caught anyway.. let's see how this develops!

[AllegroNg]

Ah! Then we can rub its stone for good luck:-D

[zenbabe]

STALKER.......err, i mean, ,GO CHARGERS!!! *hic*

[amanda]

Yay! Troll traps! Oh goodie!

If we catch one, do we get to fling them over the castle wall, Monty-Python-Holy-Grail style? :D

[zenbabe]

But it's only a flesh wound!! NIE NIE NIE...

[NekoPunk]

wait... wait... wait.... who as the AUDACITY to even SUGGEST that sir sean isn't hotter than doughnut grease?? who? step!!

^_^ *lol*

oh, and if we do catch a troll... can we fart in it's general direction and fire arrows at the top of it's head? pleeeeeeease???

[amanda]

Only if their father was a hamster and their mother smelt of elderberries. ;)

They do?

Oh goodie!

[beckstra]

36% And here I thought I was a *total* prude. ;)

[amanda]

Ohhh. That feels nice....

No, no- it's not that. I just have a problem with people being creepy to those who decide to put themselves out there for the sake of fun, art or whatnot. It keeps those people from sharing and the rest of us hestiant to do things like post our pictures up for people to see. Or give our real names out.

I know it's not a rose-colored world, and we are still stangers to each other- a lack of decorm wouldn't be an issue if we met each other on the street. Real Human People are behind these screens, despite the fact we come into your home, office or wherever and entertain each other. Have the same respect as you would meet them any other physical place.

There. :Climbs off the soapbox. For now:

[amanda]

No worries, dear.

*pats your hand*

How was YOUR thankgiving?

[zenbabe]

*hic*

:D

[amanda]

HAHHAAA!! Mine too. ;)

Went to a great jazz bar the next night with a group of foreigners (i.e. non-Japanese). The singer was fantastic, but she made the mistake of singing "I'll Be Home For Christmas". By the end of the song, the group of us had our chins in our drinks. We were so pathetic that the whole bar laughed at us. It was great. :)

I had pizza for thanksgiving dinner- the closest to traditional american food as I can get.

[amanda]

mmmm...brown paper bagged beverage..my fav.

Is there enough room...? My goodness, look at this place! Would have never guessed there was all this look at it on the outside...

where did that disco ball come from?

[masterofNone]

In the words of Malachi McCourt
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than a frontal lobotomy"

[amanda]

Oh, THAT's what it is...from the expansive distance of the entry way, I couldn't tell.

Wow... always wanted a spiral marble staircase. Not for myself, of course, but just to look at...lovely.

Is that a Picasso?

[amanda]

Oh, goodness me! Where are my manners?

Heavy sucker, isn't it?

No, no the Picasso isn't too much. Just saw some this weekend, by the way. Japan has an amazing collection of art stashed away in their hilltops. Went to a tiny little place in the forest- they had Picasso, Dali, Renoir, Warhol- THE Marylin Monroe head shots, Munch, etc. It was just a diamond of a place. Tiny, but exquisite.

mmm...what's that your drinking? It isn't nyquil, is it? Poor nyc. If I had some chicken noodle soup, I would fedex it to you.

[masterofNone]

sneeze on him/her

[zenbabe]

NYC, lets brown bag it babe! Cardboard and all!! I am chillin' drinking some chardonay nay, waiting for the Sopranoes to come on....lemme go find that pic I just thought of....*hic*

speaking of Picasso (http://www.zenmedia.gogman.net/Pics/random%20stuff/Picasso.jpg) ..........*hic*

[AllegroNg]

K, promise not to laugh?

Whenever I see a Neko reply and i see the avatar, without thinking, I think it's MoN! (Thinking without thinking.. conceptually beautiful. Thank you) Oh, how sad!:o

Aww, Amanda, concerning your soapbox, I agree with you to an extent, but I really feel all of this is just for fun! Sure I'll throw out my name and pic, but I find it's the peopel in real life who want to stalk! This *is* a shameless flirting page (btw, what are you wearing?), so I'd take everything here w/a grain of salt. Life's too short to dance appropriately, you know? Ah, and you're pretty! Really!:)

[amanda]

Oh I do. Thanks, though.

Wearin my cargo tighties again, white shirt and a green jade necklace. 'Bout to go teach some young'uns here pretty soon...

(I think the same thing, btw about Neko's avatar. hee-hee!)

[amanda]

Okay, gotta go whip some English into shape. You all have heaps of fun without me. ... :(

[NekoPunk]

i think if i met any of ya'll in real life, we'd prolly get along fine. then again, i get along with most people fine. ^_^ ah well. the ones that talk to me, at least. -_-;;;

so! ~i'm~ wearing a really tight (my moms ^^;; ) l.l. bean light blue tshirt, big jncos, and (gasp) makeup!! ahhhh!!! church was today, so i had to dress nice. ^_^;;

[zenbabe]

I got me sweats on, I don't have to go back to work until tomorrow! YAY!!!

:D :D :D

[Deviate]

i'm wearing my rockin' new old shirt i got in this underground retro shop in Uptown Minneapolis. it's beige, faux silky-polyester and has these watercolor people all over it doing nothing inparticular. i dig it. it's bitchin'.

-st.

[bealeblues]

ok, someone flirt with me-- i've been deprived for 10 days now....

[Deviate]

Hey there, Beale - come here often?

-st.

[bealeblues]

dv8-- now what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? what kind of drink is that you've bought me?

[AllegroNg]

Beale is a cutie! Flirt. I need it:P

<~~Penguin pajamas

[dickieC]

Is that a bird in your nightclothes, or are you just pleased to see me?

[bealeblues]

mmmm.... penguin pajamas..... that gets the mind racing here this morning...

[Red Princess]

Who has plans for New Years Eve? What are ya doing? Am I the only one compulsive enough to be thinking about it so soon?

[Deviate]

i'm debating on whether or not to have a party. i already have July in Christmas party on the 21st and for Coming of Age Day like on the 14th of Jan... i'd hate to blow my wad.

otherwise i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm going to have to find a way for me and my closest to be together at the big momnet, whether or not significant others get in the way...

-st.

[bealeblues]

i'll be in new orleans on N.Y.E.--- gearing up for the sugar bowl of all things, although i don't really even want to go now.... so, for me, lots of alcohol, lots of sports.... i'm going to be the typical guy for a couple of days (wait, i'm a 13 year old girl--i'm having such an identity crisis)

[NekoPunk]

aren't we all... ^_^

well, lessee... new years, i think i'm gonna do the same thing i've done for the last 3 years... chizill at my friend's house and ring in the new year with my best friends. ^_^ what more could you want? *lol* besides alcohol. 'cause that group doesn't drink. oh well.

[masterofNone]

chizill

heh.

[Red Princess]

i just took the datablity test and it tells me that i am 74% , i am not sure if this is a good thing

[NekoPunk]

Originally posted by masterofNone
chizill

heh.

it's a minimalist way of describing our parties. *grins* i'm sure you understand ^_^

[zenbabe]

I am going to get all trashed somewhere and take about 300 pictures...:D

[masterofNone]

is this a general desire or a specific, scheduled event?

[Frieda]

hmm.. was thinking of the last new year's eve parties..
97-98 was at my parents's place, smoked too much pot.
98-99 was at a friend's house, had too much champagne and can't remember anything after 2 am.. i heard that we went to a party somewhere..
99-00 was at my hockey club, we had these little disposable cameras, and after taking pictures, we disposed them.. sigh.. alcohol's a bad thing. someone saved one camera, on which i look very, very thrashed.
00-01 at my boyfriend's (now my ex).. too much champagne. my hair caught fire because someone threw a firecracker at me.. could've been much worse..
then for the 01-02 new year's eve i bought for 200 euros of firework stuff, and got drunk afterwards. was quite a party though..

guess this year there'll be more champagne! :D

what kind of champagne do you guys drink? i love moet & chandon myself..

[saskuoch]

One year my friends and I found some ice cream and decided it would be a good idea to make champagne floats. It was, in fact, a very bad idea. Consume your bubbly straight.

This year, I'll probably drive to Dallas, like I do every year, and get drunk with people whom I mostly haven't seen since high school (with the exception of various NYEs.) Then I'll probably try to cook something; I always do when I consume too much alcohol in the vicinity of a kitchen. I have several foggy memories of making "Mexican Pizzas" that somehow involved the use of a vacuum cleaner, and other such adventures.

[amanda]

Probably go clubbing in Tokyo.

Last year, I was in San Diego- went to a NYE black and white party at the marina I was living at. My ex-boyfriend's ex-wife, who just returned from Africa, was there along with her friends. And I was there with all my ex-boyfriend's friends- I was leaving the country the next day- moving to New Zealand.

Somehow, even with the strange mix of people, the night was great hit. There were inflatable sheep and glow-in-the-dark dildos involved as well, but I was only taking pictures. ;)

[masterofNone]

There were inflatable sheep and glow-in-the-dark dildos involved as well, but I was only taking pictures.

another one off the best sentences I've ever read.

[surflugen]

that reminds me of John Ritter for some reason???

[Deviate]

hey, Surf, how was the vacation?

-st.

[surflugen]

Muy bueno !!!
Got some great surf and a lot of relaxation in. Met some cool people.

Got sunburned on my privates. :/

[Deviate]

bet that's not going to be fun, Surf. especially if it peels....

-st.

[Deviate]

mine usually end up being disappointing. i end up trying to piece people back together or getting sick. usually both.

but last year was great! 5 days, 3 parties all at my house. we started 2 days before NYE and went straight through. we broke for a solid 1.5 hours for people to go home and take showers. it was a blast. best one yet.

-st.

[bealeblues]

damn.... nyc won't be in new orleans for NYE-- that would've been interesting....

the most memorable NYE i've ever had is when i almost got my finger cut off-- my girlfriend at the time (or for those conspiracy theorists, my "dad's" girlfriend) was trying to cut the plastic off a bottle (why that was a good idea i can't remember) and i was holding the bottle--- and you can figure the rest--- she slipped and my hand stopped the knife..... i have a lovely scar as a reminder (but i just relate it to a gang fight for effect)

[Eiggam]

My best NYE was last year. I had met a guy over the internet about a month before and we had been talking on the phone for a while.

We decided to meet in person on NYE at his house (Not to worry, I did a background check and told EVERYONE where I was going and when, etc)

Anyway, I was already smitten with him, just over the internet and telephone, but when I saw him, I really fell in love...

Needless to say, since then, he moved to the town where I live, quit his job and got one here, we bought a house together in August and are remodeling.

We are coming up on that one year anniversary and things couldn't be better!

[bealeblues]

wow-- that might be the only good story of internet live encounters that i've ever heard.... congrats on that

[bealeblues]

nyc-- those records are sealed ;)

[bealeblues]

dig dig dig, but remember, i know (*well, my 'dad' knows*) lots of judges who can keep information stifled indefinitely

[bealeblues]

i don't think that the deep south recognizes the first amendment-- i have no objective evidence that the locals can even count that high... remember, you're dealing with louisiana, known as the most corrupt state in the country

[surflugen]

:D
Wow, you all look so lovely today..

(Boy what a good vacation tan will do to you confidence):cool:

[Red Princess]

Why thank-you Surf, you are looking buff today yourself, and your little dog too

[bealeblues]

NG!! we are very rarely on at the same time-- how lovely to see you here!

[AllegroNg]

Well, hello there! What's my favorite 13 year old girl wearing on this snowy evening?

[Red Princess]

I just got ignored on a thread, how pathetic, think I'll go tear apart another computer

[AllegroNg]

No way, red! I totally laughed at your little dog comment! What are you wearing?

[NekoPunk]

hehe.... we recognize the 1st amendment. we just don't care. thats the difference. ^_^

[Red Princess]

today i am wearing RAM chips and network interface cards, thanks for asking

[surflugen]

sorry I didn't reply soon enough red.. i was working on the reply to disturbing facts. thanks for noticing my muscels.:D

[Red Princess]

ok, so my computers get to live for another day

[surflugen]

:D by the way Red, is that all your wearing?:D

[Red Princess]

AND a pair of cowgirl boots, it's nice to work alone

[surflugen]

oh my! I love red hair and cowboy boots>.. Can you do the electiric slide to?

[Red Princess]

no, can't dance but i can build a file server, install hardware, solve all your post script errors and make film from the crummiest files any designer ever made.

[AllegroNg]

Oh boy! Have y'all seen the new Ze shirts? I'm torn bewteen asking Santa for the butt one, or the confidence one!

What would be fabulous would be if Ze (pronounced "Zay" :p ) would send xmas cards to us! Like, real life ones! Oh wow, how splendid!

Fender tee and black strech pants,
Ng

[bealeblues]

that would certainly keep the frame shops in business for a few days

t-shirt and flannel pants (damn, i'm sexy)

[NekoPunk]

that'd rock my face!! whoo!!

jnco's and a tshirt

[Deviate]

Ze is pronounced Zay? now my whole system of values has been thrown outta whack.

black turtleneck sweater and hemp pants,
-st.

[amanda]

Yeah, read the interview in the Blog- it's actually a very well done piece. Nice to hear what Ze has to say ABOUT the website rather than IN it.

Four layers of shirts, black pants, black socks- black pea coat, white hat, purple scarf, white gloves.

[dickieC]

You got dressed very quickly :D

[amanda]

Bah- it's too cold to dance too long in the buff. I was just doing a special performance for lapietra's annual migration round the sun.

[Deviate]

black turtle-neck sweater, black pants, black oxfords, black-rimmed glasses, maroon vest.

(had to get this sucker up and running again!)

-st.

[bealeblues]

rugby shirt (dressing down today), standard khakis, boat shoes (yes, i know it's winter), lovely green eyes

[AllegroNg]

Glittery sheerish purple flowery shirt, black slacks, green eyes, scrunchie

[zenbabe]

Baggy jeans, sweater, sketchers and a flannel, I am dressed up today....hair in a ponytail.....

[RuneT]

Italian cream jumper made of cotton. White t-shirt, Black dockers. Blue socks (inappropriate but who cares)

sketchers and a flannel? explain please

[zenbabe]

Well, I am locked in a server room all day and its freezing in here, cause we all know what warm tempetures do to the blessed servers *BOOM* also the place is wired up to be gassed with Halon, so if the tempeture gets to hot, the gas goes off..this is in case of a fire, but any smoke or heat will do the trick, its great stuff halon, you dont have to worry about water ruining all the equipment, because what it does is sucks every ounce of oxygen out of the room in a matter of seconds, so if I am lucky enough to be in here when they go off, I will have all the oxygen sucked out of my lungs as well, oh happy day.. that is why I am wearing the flannel. The scetchers...well, cause they are just plain comfy ;)

[RuneT]

Ok, still, I asked because english is not my mother language. Actually, I do not know what it is. I'm ashamed.

The use of Halon in Norway is banned. We use something called halotron. I will kill you in twise as long time, lol. What an improvement.

[surflugen]

Green knit sweater, Tan North face cotton painters paints, Aquaman under roos ( I wish). zZen, was it as butt cold in SD as it was in LB this morning? That is why I figured you were in flannel.

And "no" all you people living in the snow. I am not kidding. When you acclimate to Cali and the temp drops below 50, its almost front page news out here. You should see the TV news when it rains. People just freak.

[zenbabe]

oh, well, sketchers (http://www.sketchers.com/shop/product/default.jhtml;$sessionid$DZDLNKYAAGEZLLAWAQFCM4Q?G ENDER=W&INDEX=0&NEXTSHOE=1&STYLE=SNEAKERS) are just a kind of shoes that skaters and slackers wear, and other people of course...but they are comfy!

[zenbabe]

yeah surf, it was FREEZING last night, I was chatting with NYC and she was making fun of me for bitching about it. It is actually nice during the day, mind you I love my flannels and wear them at home when it gets cold as well. I am a native san diegan, so I am spoiled rotten when it comes to weather. What can I say...I am a product of my environment........

[AllegroNg]

This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays... This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.

Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump
handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh
from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed,
she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater

and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy
metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as
she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants
and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show...she took the
prize hands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought
your first date was embarrassing...

A whole new definition of being "pissed off"

[AllegroNg]

Which brings me to request: Let's have your First date nightmares or Funny pee stories!

[masterofNone]

how can you follow that?

[Frieda]

a funny pee story.. okay!

there was this one night, we went to a pub first.. had *a lot* of drinks.. when the pub closed, we planned on going to another pub, but there was a queue.. and we really REALLY had to go pee. sooo my friend & i went a bit down the road to go pee, where we thought no one could see us. and, just as we sat there, pants down, a car came by, the headlights shining us in our you-know-what.. very embarassing!! :rolleyes:

[zenbabe]

ok, this isn't my story, but its a story that my boyfriend told me about. It happened on his ship while they were out at sea. I guess some young sailors were feeling a bit randy after being out at sea for some time and decided to get busy in a freezer room. The young man laid his jacked down on the floor so the young lady wouldn't have to lie on the freezing cold floor. Well, they did their thing but when he got off of her and she tried to get up, she realized that she had slid off the jacket and her butt had in fact stuck to the frozen floor. In a panic, they didn't think of the pee solution, instead, the young man ran and got some medics...they both got busted since having sex on the ship is strictly prohibited, and she also had to have her butt treated for frostbite....oh the humanity!

[dinzdale]

Despite being a fan of chemically induced lunacy over the years, and having the constitution of a rhino when it comes to some things, my hippy days of toking came to an abrupt end shortly into my career.
There are 3 main chemicals in Maryjane that have a direct effect on the body:
1. gets you high by stimulating the brain (endorphins etc..)
2. relaxes the muscles (now used against pain)
3. stimulates appetite (now used for cancer patients etc..)

Now, the problem I had is that although part 1. was good, parts 2 and 3 combined in my metabolism to produce the IMMEDIATE relaxation of the sphincter muscle and the desperate need to go RIGHT then and THERE.

I recall a mid-afternoon "doobie" to be followed by a walk home from the pub, where I got as far as someone's front garden.
The housholder probably thinks a very large dog was loose in the neighbourhood, and cursed it to hell.
As I squatted behind his rhodadendrons i swore to myself that day that this was the last time I would ever take weed, for my parents would probably understand an arrest for dope smoking, they would NEVER understand an arrest for dumping in broad daylight in a garden in South West London.

Have a nice day.

[zenbabe]

I went out with this guy on a first date, we met at a bar on St. Patties day and danced a jig together, he was cute,looked like a young Sting. We went to this italian place up the street from me that always serves a ton of food. Everything went great, they even had an opera singer in the house that night. When it came time to go, I asked the waiter to pack up my leftovers since there was so much and its soooo yummy, anyways, the guy freaks out. He kept saying "you are really going to eat that later!!!" with a disgusted look on his face. He went on about it all the way home. It was the wierdest thing. So after consulting all my girlfriends on whether or not taking a doggie bag home from a date was proper form, it was concluded that this was in fact normal behavior. He didn't even try to go in for a kiss, just dropped me off....I never heard from him again. Anyway, on the bright side of that date, when we were in our pre date emailing phase, he is the one that sent me the link to ze's dancing page, so I guess something good did come out of it, besides the leftovers I mean!

[masterofNone]

Isn't anyone going to respond to dinz dumping in south west london? Are you all made of STONE!!!???

[zenbabe]

im gonna send dinz some pot brownies for Christmas :D

[amanda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
Isn't anyone going to respond to dinz dumping in south west london? Are you all made of STONE!!!???

Well, what do you want, MoN? This is the shameless flirting section. I'm not going to shamelessly flirt with THAT. Ewww.

Here, here... I'l try to whip up something. :holding breath while using her "flirt" stance, twirling the hair: So, fart boy, how big was this dump made in south west london?





:quick exhalation: whew! No sir. Can't do it.

[dinzdale]

And since when was the subject of the thread important any more?
I was reading Pee Stories and shite on t.v, supposedly Shameless Flirting for some. It just seemed to follow that some people were looking for something weird. (True but weird).

Actually it's quite typical that ze should close some of these off after they go on and on, and into something else entirely.
How many threads have the words "what are you wering in" now?

I'm sorry,......... I should give a damn.

[zenbabe]

I think they get closed off when nobody posts on them for a certain amount of time...speaking of closed off..lets hear more about that dump!

[AllegroNg]

Daaah! Calm down! It's just a thread! You can make a pee story thread, if you'd like!

What are you wearing??

[zenbabe]

dinz is having another moment..

[AllegroNg]

K, so he's not mad at me or anything for requesting pee stories on the flirt page? Coz, man, I'm scared of him now:(

[dinzdale]

I could never be mad at any of you Ng. I'm just tired, and at work at 6pm on a Sunday night.....couple of hours left to go.
I'll check back later, when I feel better. Sorry mateys.

[zenbabe]

*kicks dinz in the shins*

[Deviate]

black workout pants, black boots, greyish, purpley shirt, red glasses, seductively enticing blue eyes.

;)

[AllegroNg]

Why, thank you, Deviate! Red glasses? Purple shirt? Send a pic of this!