I love ya, Man!

[Willow Sylph]

Lala and I are getting increasingly more intoximicated...
We just want to say how much we love you all! Really. Yo're beautiful. YHou're all beautiful. And Lala's in love with the typos. oh lordy.

[lapietra]

what she said. :D

[lapietra]

krusty kreme donuts are gud with margaroonees

[lapietra]

skyrockets in flight
afternoon delight

aa-aa-aaaaaa

afternoon delight

[lapietra]

don't go breakin' my haaaaht
i couldn't if i tried
oh huney when i get restless
baby yo not that kind!


doo doo doo doo
doo doo dooooooooooooooo

[Willow Sylph]

I can talk!
I can talk!
I can actually factually talk!

I don't even squeek or squawk!
when I wanna say ah somethin'
I just open up and talk!
I can talk!
I can talk!
I can talk!

~wilbur - Charlotte's Web

Lala wasn't learn-ed in the words of Wilbur

[Willow Sylph]

evertyhgihns comin' up roses!11!111
oh new york! new york! new york!

This is the random show tunes thread...

*snort8*

[Willow Sylph]

if we wree ata bar we woulda been cut off by now

[lapietra]

no we wouldn'a
they woulda given uys a t leat one more


comeont

'
you know they wouldn't
what tha fvk

*rolling*


*sno5rt*

blif


i can't beathe

[lapietra]

hey


limerichn, andtyone?


gah

heeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lapietra]

ohp


what's cornier than Helen Reddy?


damn administyratyor and yoru tyime limits

Ze!!!!!

[lapietra]

OH GOD!!Q@!!
DANCING @QUEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,.m

[Willow Sylph]

"shake ya ass! watcha self!"

[Willow Sylph]

at this moment, or rather, a moemtn ago, :Lala was demonstrating how Forrest Whitakker walks, as hse has seen him four times.

[priceyfatprude]

i feel the warmth of your hannnnnnnnd

in miiiiiiiine


ooh i hear laughter in the rain
walkin hand in hand w/the one i love
ooooooh how i love the rainy days
and the happy way
i feel inside

[lapietra]

i love pricey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and so does Willow :)

love love love

and also AI saw leo dicarprio in uncle jer
s


and coming into the thai restaurant


ra


fvuc I be drnk


heeeeeeeeeee

lvoe the pricey

[lapietra]

and

oh what weas his name he was in [wait time for lala to swig her drink as she is sobering up...] {we interrupt this broadcast station so lala can swig her drink and contiue getting drunk...]

lost in translation. not bill murray. giovanni ribisi

saw him goin into mexico city in my neighborhood
good mexican food
good margaritas
:D

[priceyfatprude]

tonight i'm gonna break away
just
you wait
and see
i'll never be imprisoned by
a faded memoryyyyyyyyyyyyy

it happens all the time
this crazy love of mine
wraps around my heart
refusing to unwind
oooooooh oooooooh crazy love
iiiiiii -hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[lapietra]

oh baby baybeee baybeeie I love tha poco

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by lapietra
giovanni ribisi Why don't ppl just call him Gianni?

I hear he's getting a divorce....

[lapietra]

ohhhh he's cute!

and pleasant. :)

Dude !

Wghat are you doing up do early?


willow
s

looking up something in the bible

[lapietra]

dammit pricey i wish you were coming to vegas..

awww

willow just found a four leaf clover in the value of a friend Ecclesiastes... she hasn
t looked in this particular bible for 10 years...

Two are better than one
because they have a good reward for their labor
for if they fall
one will lift up his companion
(oh yes) (and this is so true)
but woe to him who is alone when he falls
for he has no one to help him up
again, if two lie down together
they will keep warm
but how can one be warm alone
tho' one may be overpowered by another
two can withstand him
and a threefold cord is not quickly broken


yes.

[priceyfatprude]

I didn't go to bed yet.

I have a date to swim in 7 hours, hahahahahaha



if you like pina coladas
and gettin caught in the rain
if you're not into yoga
if you have half a brain

[lapietra]

slip slidin' awy
slip slidin' awaaaaay
the nearer your destination
the more your slip slidin' awy

i am woman
hear me roar
in numbers too big to ignore
oh yes i am wise
but it's wisdom born of pain
i am strong
i am invincible
i am woman

[bealeblues]

and this vegas preview brought to you by highly intoxicating alcohol

and that shit's gonna be flowing like mad in 13 days.....

[masterofNone]

if this is a preview of the vegas trip, i think lala and willow will be returning home with a couple of husbands.

[bealeblues]

that's on the itinerary for late saturday

[Smartypants]

Good morning, girls! How are ya feelin' this lovely morning? :D

http://www.chevroncars.com/wocc/lrn/trib/gifs/shhhhh.jpg

http://www.thebigrobot.com/images/art/large3d/alkaseltzer.jpg

[daverbee]

o/'
Up all night!
Baby baby make him stay
Up all night!
o/'

Or something like that...
See what we miss by sleeping?

[Willow Sylph]

http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/images/smilies/hangover.gif

eh
heh

dammit, when I laugh my head hurts more.

:D

(this is Lala by the way... too lazy to logout & login again)

[ally]

ahhh, i think i just found one of my favorite threads!! sooo pure & genuine eh?!

[daverbee]

Allyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! So good to see your name here!
Glad you're back with us!
We love you, too!

[ally]

cheers hun, i know i've been quiet for the past uhhhh, well, ages, but i've been really busy with home life. i'm going back to uni in october so i've been geeting my enrollment & grant stuff sorted, i've also had to find a decent playgroup for leo (my little boy), which has been a nightmare & even now it's still not sorted! i was thinking about moving & getting a flat in the city where my uni is, but it will be cheaper for me to commute (& nicer to stay in my little village for all of us). other than that not a huge amount of news, the weather's picked up nicely here in the south of fracne so we've been spending most of our time outside (hence the not being online much). i went to a wedding in the uk a few weeks ago & met a rather nice young chap who i now what to online in the evenings (for thoses who remember my last romantic ordeal!), but i really want to get my uni degree out of the way before i start thinking about a serious relationship. sooo, what have i missed??? how are you guys? can some one sumarize the past, however long it's been?!

[daverbee]

What's been happening here?

Gosh! Where to begin?

Dinzdale and Spicy Jack are falling in love. Either that or they're now my adopted children, not sure which. Maybe both.

Beale was offered a seat on the US Supreme Court but he turned it down when he found out it was inside the bathroom.

Sparticle is now managing the Cleveland Indians. Nobody else wanted the job so she took it on as part time work.

JT finally had that sex change operation! He's now known as Virgin Mary P*nis.

Aphrodite has embarked on a career as a professional cat wrestler.

Willow and lala you know about. So far nobody can come up with enough money to cover their bail.

Klynne and I are meeting in Savannah tomorrow. We considered running away to Mexico and living on a bean farm but we couldn't figure out what to do with our significant others. I suggested boarding them at a Veterinary Hospital but it's too expensive.

Coffee and Catbelly are still joined at the hip. Quite an accomplishment considering the distance between the two of them!

Audrey gets more creative every day and Bink gets cuter! (This parts true.)

Funkytuba is now the father of a beautiful baby girl! (This parts true, too.)

Magpie is now mayor of Two Drink Minimum, Colorado thanks to her promise to get the next Winter Olympics in town.

We have a Monkey Mail postcard thread! Sign up and get postcards from all of us! (This one's true, too.)

Smartypants, MoN and Rapscalious Rob formed a power trio and are deafening club goers from sea to shining sea.

Avalon is their manager.

Frieda, weissenflatz, and Rune now own Manchester United and hired Chuckie Egg as their general manager.

xerocs will be coming home soon! (This one's true!)

DV8 has been hired as artistic director for the entire state of Oregon but only for pants decorations.

Beckstra came up with a formula to cure world peace.

NYC and PFP formed a company called NYCPFP, LLD.

That's it as far as I can tell. Anyone got anything to add?

[Spicy Jack]

LOL, I love you Daver.

You forgot Nachos are the official food of MonkeyLand!

[Deviate]

oh man, i'm getting drunk tonight. the stom's coming in and i'mnot sure i want to leave. i'm definitely tipsy now, though. someone talk to me as i drink up. i'm on yahoo and on cam, f*ckers.

[Frieda]

you forgot that i went to hell and back and decided that i like it a lot better here :)

welcome back!

[Clytie]

Originally posted by lapietra

lost in translation. not bill murray. giovanni ribisi

saw him goin into mexico city in my neighborhood
good mexican food
good margaritas
:D

GIOVANNI RIBISI!?!??!?!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH

ok whoever it was that wanted to know what actor i liked. its him. he acts. i like it

[Willow Sylph]

Aaaaw, Daver - you're so great! We should make you the official new monkey greeter and primer. :D

[daverbee]

Vickie suggested that instead of primer, that should be primate. Especially after planning on boarding her at a Veterinary Hospital!
:D :D :D

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by daverbee
Vickie suggested that instead of primer, that should be primate. Especially after planning on boarding her at a Veterinary Hospital!
:D :D :D ROFL!

[ally]

wow, well sounds like you've all been having fun anyway!!!!! I promise to try & get on here every few days, but things move so quickly!!!