The no rules, just post, who cares, it doeant matter thread

[dinzdale]

Write anything, who gives a rat's arse
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When time passes quicker each day

[Spicy Jack]

When time passes quicker each day
the sunsets scatter like rain

[dinzdale]

When time passes quicker each day
the sunsets scatter like rain
clouds chased by purple twighlight remnants

[zero]

When time passes quicker each day
the sunsets scatter like rain
clouds chased by purple twighlight remnants
britney unhooks her flowery bra and smiles

[straymonk]

Britney's bra brings smiles to the Lilliputians

[funkytuba]

My right hand died of apoxia after the armoire landed on my forearm.

[straymonk]

Aspirating asthmatics ask for your assistance.

[funkytuba]

But recognize your relapse as a resurrection of your insurrection,

[rapscalious rob]

macho mustachioed mustard mavens

[rapscalious rob]

…and so it was. Unless it wasn’t, and only seemed to be. Because sometimes things that seem like they are really aren’t, and in this case that might be more likely than the other possibility. Or not.

[dinzdale]

Octopus Delicious
Tentacular vernacular for Good Vittles

[daverbee]

Octopus tacos notwithstanding, Detective Maynard's trip to the toilet proved to be quite productive.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in written words
just like text

Maynard's on the job

[nycwriters]

I've heard rumour that one of Dinz's testies is MUCH larger than the other, significantly shadowing the minor one, and earning him the name one-nut.

[straymonk]

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?

[Clytie]

"O I wish I were in Kansas" she said. As her dress whipped around her on the dusty trail bound for Oregon. Kansas, where her husband lay dead and buried. But alas there was no life for her there. Nothing....

[Audreyvgs]

I wish I war in Arkansar

[Aphrodite]

The society that abolishes every adventure, makes its own abolition the only thing left.

[clipmgr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Octopus Delicious
Tentacular vernacular for Good Vittles

P.E.T.A. = People Eating Tasty Animals??

[Abby Normal]

I've never had squid, but I imagine it would stick to the roof of one's mouth.

[rapscalious rob]

Of course, eventually they found out. How could they not? His face glowed with the residual effects of that day, as the radio droned on… “…and that was Charlie Parker, off a new release from the Blue Note…” Make it seem like nothing happened. “So, what happened today, honey?” Red face pointed at the sink. Don’t talk about it. Nobody has to know. Nobody has to know anything.

“What is this strange meat you’re cooking?”

[straymonk]

Miles Davis
Bitches Brew
Kind of Blue

[rapscalious rob]

too cool for school.

[Clytie]

i dont understand you...
i just dont understand you
i dont understand the words you say
i dont understand you

[rapscalious rob]

I heard a sound
I turned around
I turned around to find the thing that made the sound

[Clytie]

everything is catching on fire

[Spicy Jack]

MysteeeeeerIous whIsper

[rapscalious rob]

the day that love…
came to play!

[Clytie]

I hear the wind blooow
It seems to say: "Hello, Hello,
Im the one who loves you so."

[rapscalious rob]

To make the merry-go-round go faster so that everyone has to
HANG ON - TIGHT
just to keep from being thrown to the wolves-

tabloid footprints in your hair
tabloid footprints everywhere
we can’t be silent ‘cause THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
and WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO UNLESS THEY ARE?

[Coffee]

Push stick forward to make houses bigger.
Pull stick back to make houses smaller.

[mxyzptlk]

My Bloody Valentine were the best band EVER!

[Gatsby]

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the window pane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff–and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
And from the inside, too, I'd duplicate
Myself, my lamp, an apple on a plate:
Uncurtaining the night, I'd let dark glass
Hang all the furniture above the grass.
And how delightful when a fall of snow
Covered my glimpse of lawn and reached up so
As to make chair and bed exactly stand
Upon that snow, out in that crystal land!

Excerpt, Vladimir Nabokov, "Pale Fire"

[mxyzptlk]

Those new Seedy Sanchez flavour Pot Noodles are delicious - I bet I could eat ten!

[zenbabe]

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[Gatsby]

Like a moth to a flame, I will call out her name
Zingor, Zingor, Zingor
I got ants in my pants, as I do the mating dance
For Zingor, Zingor, Zingor
Green is the color of my true love's exoskeleton
She only has a thousand eyes for me....she's coo-coo
Her ancient love will survive the scurge of mankind and evolution
Come on Mama, bring it on home to Z.....yeah
He waiter, what's the poop? There's a fly in my soup
Reminds me of.....Zingor
Wherever you are baby, remember
Vicaso bino laga, vicaso bino coos coos
That means I don't get mad, I get even.

-Zorak
"Space Ghost"

[RuneT]

zed is dead

[Gatsby]

blackbird singing in
the dead of night take these bro
ken wings and learn to

[mxyzptlk]

"I believe in the life eternal, as promised to us by our lord Jesus Christ"

*Sgt Howie, 1973*

[RuneT]

Is it important to be remembered when you are dead?

[cosmicwimpout]

tcho tcho tcho!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RuneT]

I miss being with someone

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by RuneT
I miss being with someone

Here, here.

Edited to add:

Or is it hear, hear? I've never been clear on this.

[trisherina]

hear, hear (http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mhear.html)

[lapietra]

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[Coffee]

First, we take Baghdad...
whatever
By: The Oboe
2003-03-04



United States President George W. Bush said in a speech last night that once a war in Iraq was over, he intended to clean up some more of his father's unfinished business - the war on broccoli.

At a speech to a special session of the United Nations, Mr. Bush reminded delegates that his father had declared war on broccoli back in 1990, and that since then, the vegetable had done little to earn the public trust.

"Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat that all nations of the world should be concerned about. The threat comes from broccoli, a vegetable that has long been an enemy of freedom, and that has done little to improve its taste or texture over the past 13 years," Mr. Bush said.

Broccoli, he pointed out, had been pissing his daddy off even longer than Saddam Hussein. The Gulf War didn't start until 1991, a year after George Bush Sr. declared his intention to eradicate the vegetable.

President Bush said yesterday that it was imperative to confront broccoli now, since it hadn't given up its claim to being anti-carcinogenic, even in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington D.C.

"I'm sure of one thing," the president said solemnly to the assembled heads of state and government. "Anyone who is anti-carogenigenic is anti-freedom. And anyone who is anti-freedom is anti-America."

He added that the U.S. would act alone if the UN continued to behave as though it were an independent body representing all nations on Earth. "No one should doubt America's determination to confront this threat."

While the British and Spanish leaders lept to their feet to applaud at the end of Mr. Bush's speech, many other world leaders were less enthused.

French Foreign Minister Dominic de Villepin said he was flabbergasted. "This is what we were worried about. We start with regime change in Iraq, then we eradicate broccoli, then what? Shall we saw Somalia off of Africa so that its odd resemblance to an upturned nipple no longer offends the Bushies?"

Former South African president Nelson Mandela was more restrained, saying only that Mr. Bush "appeared to be a complete wacknut who appears to think he can change the world the same way his mother changes his clothes."

American Defense Minister Donald Rumsfeld, replied that the French were speaking out of turn, and in the future would only be consulted on culinary matters involving cheeses, baguettes or wine.

Mr. Rumsfeld added that the U.S. administration had never heard of Mr. Mandela.

[Klynne]

Free

I want to be free

Of all of these things controlling me

The work

The man

I remember when I was a child

It was easier then

Me and my horse

Off into a land, that was green and laden with apple trees, and a path that was uncharted. Magical, mystical, and no remorse.

Just a girl and her horse.

[Gatsby]

Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
moments so dear
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year

In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights,
in cups of coffee, In inches, in miles
in laughter in strife,

In Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
How do you measure a year in the life

(chorus)
How about Love
how about love
how about love
measure in love
seasons of love
seasons of love

Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
journeys to plan
Five hundrend twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
how do you measure the life of a woman
or a man

In truth that she learned
or in times that he cried
In the bridges he burned
or the way that she died

Its time now to sing out
though the story never ends
lets celebrate remember a year

[mxyzptlk]

Leeds United have just done the double over Preston North End. The good times are just around the corner!

(I still can't get the smilies to work. Help, someone. Chuckie Egg, you can do it! Help.)

[chuckie egg]

You have a PM :)

[Clytie]

youve got mail!

[Gatsby]

Oh John, let's not park here.
Oh John, let's not park.
Oh John, let's not.
Oh John, let's.
Oh John.
Oh.

[Saxifrage]

He looked upon the scene of gothic horror with eyes innocent to the obscenities that were unfolding. The form emerging from the box had texture like that of crude petroleum but in the prismatic gleam a complexity could be made out, a swirling as though the creature were constructed of fractal patterns cast in death. Never meant for human eyes the vision caused my soul to flee my body in a last shudder of terror and then I was consumed. (sorry, have been reading a bit of H.P. Lovecraft lately)