Wolfman's got nards!

[imdrsmooth]

That he does. Monster Squad is a classic movie. Quote a line from a movie you hold dear to your heart or crotch.

[Audreyvgs]

"Is that a hearse?" .... "Yerse."

[Avalon]

" Do you read Sutter Kane??"

[Clytie]

"I hope your mango's ripe. "

[zero]

the jungle is full of erotic elements. It's not so much erotic, but full of obscenity. Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotic here. I see fornication and asphyxiation and choking, fighting for survival and growing and just rotting away. Of course there's a lot of misery, but it's the same misery that's all around us. The trees are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they sing; they just screech in pain. Taking a close look at what's around us, there is some sort of harmony. It's the harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It's not that I hate it. I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.

[lapietra]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Time
to die.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by lapietra
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Time
to die.

Now, THAT is from Blade Runner and it always makes me cry when Roy dies....

[funkytuba]

"Let me talk to him."
"He’s mobilizing the 6th fleet."
[...]
"I hate it when they start to meddle."

[lapietra]

Originally posted by sparticle
Now, THAT is from Blade Runner and it always makes me cry when Roy dies....


me too...

[sparticle]

"No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

[Avalon]

"Every man gets to die, not every man gets to live"

[lapietra]

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

[Clytie]

Originally posted by sparticle
"No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

ooo! i love that!

[Willow Sylph]

VERNON: (OS) God damnit! What in God's name is going on in here?
VERNON: What was that ruckus?
ANDREW: Uh, what ruckus?
VERNON: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!
BRIAN: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
VERNON: Watch your tongue young man, watch it!
--- Breakfast Club

[lapietra]

"Sometimes, you've just gotta say 'what the f*ck.'"

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by sparticle
Now, THAT is from Blade Runner and it always makes me cry when Roy dies....
Aaaw, me too! I loved that line! :(

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by sparticle
"No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
What's that from, Sparty?

[Avalon]

"Oh, it was a great party but you need 12 for the Orgasmatron!"

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
What's that from, Sparty?

Rhett Butler, addressing Scarlett, who has her face upturned, eyes closed, confidently expecting a smooch. LOL

[Avalon]

Originally posted by sparticle
Mr. Avalon, addressing Avalon, who has her face upturned, eyes closed, confidently expecting a smooch. LOL

:eek:

[priceyfatprude]

"No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!"

[moel]

"fat kid farted!"

[lapietra]

Her: Lip my stocking, lip them..HEY lip my stocking!..
Him: What?..what?..lip..lip them..lip them?
Her: Lip my stocking.. like this.
Him: You want me to rip your stocking?
Her: Yes, lip them..LIP THEM!...
Her: Please let me go!!
Him: With pleasure.

[ch_burchill]

I mean—hell, I been surprised how sane you guys all are. As near as I can tell you’re not any crazier than the average asshole on the street.

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by ch_burchill
I mean—hell, I been surprised how sane you guys all are. As near as I can tell you’re not any crazier than the average asshole on the street.

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST!!!!!!





i want my cigarettes, miss ratched! I WANT MY CIGARETTES!!!!

[Avalon]

Where's Francis?
He's havin' his bath.
Oh yeah? Where they hosing him down?

[masterofNone]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

[nycwriters]

Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fvcked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! [to customer following Veronica out the door] HEY COME BACK HERE!

[zero]

the horror

[nycwriters]

What? You've never seen Clerks?

*shrug*

[zero]

Originally posted by nycwriters
What? You've never seen Clerks?

*shrug*

no. you've never seen apocalypse now?

[nycwriters]

Yes.

Oh.

I thought yours was commentary on mine.

Nevermind.

[ch_burchill]

http://www.georgefcram.com/education/gr12.jpg

[masterofNone]

who am i here?

[sparticle]

"Who put this thing together?"

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fvcked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! [to customer following Veronica out the door] HEY COME BACK HERE! This is so great, I had to quote it.

[masterofNone]

we're going to need a bigger boat.

[priceyfatprude]

Your wife's on my Whammo.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.

[masterofNone]

The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.

[nycwriters]

"As youuuu wishhhhhh!"

[agentsmith]

-We set out to change the world, but only ended up changing ourselves....

-And is that bad?

-Not if you don't look at the world...

[trisherina]

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

[priceyfatprude]

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?

[trisherina]

Originally posted by ch_burchill
http://www.georgefcram.com/education/gr12.jpg
You're a sly one.

[agentsmith]

my tapeworm says i should spend a night with your brother...

[Willow Sylph]

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf***in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Coffee]

"Open the pod bay doors please Hal"

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by trisherina
You're a sly one.

Ya think? I thought it was pretty blatant.

[Avalon]

Meg Ryan (Sally): Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Billy Crystal (Harry): Well, they haven't faked it with me.
Meg Ryan (Sally): How do you know?
Billy Crystal (Harry): Because I know.
Meg Ryan (Sally): Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. You're a man.
Billy Crystal (Harry): What was that supposed to mean?
Meg Ryan (Sally): Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math

[trisherina]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ya think? I thought it was pretty blatant.
My meaning was more sinister than sneaky .


One of my favourite comedic movie quotes of all time:

(whilst regarding a painting covered with Egyptian eye-forms:

"We've just been admiring your wife's Klimt."

"What, you too?"

[masterofNone]

put him in the basket, henry.

[sparticle]

"There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it." ~Braveheart

[priceyfatprude]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[trisherina]

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

[agentsmith]

tanubi-where's samehada?
shingo-he crossed the river.
tanubi-he crossed with a woman. cant you do that?
shingo-my clothes will get wet.
tanubi-...
shingo-i hate water.
tanubi-you hate water? what kind of baby are you?
shingo-what kind of baby has pubic hair?
tanubi-pubic hair??????we're not here to talk about your pubic hair...

[ally]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?

clueless.

[ally]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
...

pulp ficton. ok, thoses were two of my fave films as a teeneger. i used to dress just like the girls in cluless & dance like uma! ha ha. thoses were the days.

[Avalon]

" My own brother, a G**damn, shitsucking vampire!! Just wait til Mom finds out!"

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Avalon
" My own brother, a G**damn, shitsucking vampire!! Just wait til Mom finds out!" Michael, are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.

[Avalon]

Whoohooo PFP! ;)

[zero]

so many assholes, so few bullets.