mr. huffer likes casserole

[bealeblues]

mother wasn't very happy that mr. huffer got his own thread

mr. huffer (http://www.osbornnet.org/oms/Mr.Huffer.jpg)

[mister huffer]

i do like casserole. mr. jady likes casserole too.

[Avalon]

I don't know which I am more afraid of; Mr. Huffer or casseroles.:eek:

Asparagus Casserole
Baked Scrambled Eggs
Breakfast Casserole
Chicken Potpie
Chili Pie
Corn & Bacon Casserole
Cowboy Casserole
Ham 'n Cheese Potato Bake
Ham and Noodle Casserole
Ham and Rice Casserole
Hamburger Casserole
Herbed Baked Fish & Rice
Greek Zucchini Casserole
Lasagna Toss
Meatball Sub Casserole
Potato Casserole
Quick & Easy Baked Turkey Pot Pie
Sausage Casserole
Sloppy Joe Casserole
Spaghetti Sausage Pie
Tater Tot Casserole
Zucchini Casserole

Oh yeah..welcome*cough* Mr. Huffer..(btw..which paint do you prefer? I learned from "Cops" that metalic has the biggest kick..no wonder you like casseroles) Here's an image for this thread....
http://www.francescacontreras.com/turkey2003/casserole-1.jpg

[red]

How could you forget the grandaddy of them all Tuna Noodle Casserole?

[Spicy Jack]

casserole makes me sick. i can't eat it. nor can i eat meatloaf. ew. or fried chicken. or gravy. it all scares me.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
casserole makes me sick. i can't eat it. nor can i eat meatloaf. ew. or fried chicken. or gravy. it all scares me.

but, but, but....casserole can BE ANYTHING, including CHEESE. Heck, it could be a large pan of baked nachos with cheese.

Fried chickens on the other hand...whoa watch out, those things are DANGEROUS. I think anyone irresponsible enough to give chickens drugs should be sent to jail.

[mister huffer]

casserole is delicious

http://www.mikeez.com/pond_mustaches.jpg

Mother did not approve of the casserole, she finished a bottle of whiskey instead.

[Spicy Jack]

http://www.nir-vana.com/photosite/unsorted/images/Drunk%20man%202.jpg

get up mr. huffer. this is not time to sleep. your mother needs your help.

[mister huffer]

i don't like it when mother makes me drink bleach

[Spicy Jack]

http://janina.flashdance.cx/Pic_by_Billy_Bob/Whiskey_brudar.jpg

would you like some creamer with that bleach mister huffer?

[mister huffer]

mother isn't happy when i talk to girls from her 'work'....

[lapietra]

I heard that on his last date mr. huffer "got lucky".
What does that mean, mr. huffer?

[mister huffer]

http://www.cathcartphoto.com/black.n.white.verticle.brid.jpg

mother wasn't happy when i found a new friend

[priceyfatprude]

I love casserole.

Welcome, mr huffer.

[red]

who the hell is mr. huffer anyway?

[mister huffer]

i am mister huffer. mother isn't happy when i answer a lot of questions.

[Spicy Jack]

http://www.disneylandtoday.com/livepics/lincoln.jpg

you...must..live..boy...you MUST LIVE!

[mister huffer]

mother said she drinks because i cry

[daverbee]

Everyone needs a reason to drink...

[Spicy Jack]

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/Lincoln/P06-4.jpg

mister huffer took the presidents advice, and lived.

don't cry mister huffer.

[nycwriters]

No. It's because it makes you look better. :p

[mister huffer]

mister lincoln looks like something from disneyland. i hear the mouse isn't so nice though. mother doesn't like mice. i think i like disneyland.

[priceyfatprude]

the mouse's papa was a racist bigot.

[nycwriters]

http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/kgk/2002/0402/casserole.jpg

Here's a casserole for you Mr. Huffer.

[mister huffer]

please do not soil my thread with such talk. mother isn't happy when things get soiled. Then i have to kneel on rice.

thank you for the nice casserole nycwriters. i'll hide it from mr. jady.

[nycwriters]

Yes, but is he the REAL Slim Jady?

Ok. that was bad. sorry.

[mister huffer]

mr. jady doesn't say that anymore since the accident

[nycwriters]

bad casserole?

[mister huffer]

mr. jady must wear a helmet at all times now and have injections. that's all i can say.

[nycwriters]

Yeah, botox's a bitch.

[Coffee]

Young Mr. Huffer???

http://www.osbornnet.org/oms/MYSTERYMAN.jpg

[mister huffer]

please do not upset mr. jady. he takes his helmet off when he gets upset and then shows it to everyone.

mr. jady (http://autosport.net/items/vintage/jody-79-helmet-me.jpg)

[nycwriters]

YO!

BROOK-LINNNNNN IN THE HOUSEEEEEE!!!!!

[Spicy Jack]

http://healthleader.uth.tmc.edu/gfx/2001art/headache.jpg

please stop mr. jady. please stop. for the kids.

[mister huffer]

mr. jady keeps a collection of cleaning fluids hidden in the basement. he doesn't know that i know about them. please do not tell mr. jady that i know about them.

[Magpie]

:rolleyes: If Mister Huffer becomes a Moderator I'm outta here.:rolleyes:

[mister huffer]

where did you get mr. olives, magpie? did you take a picture of mr. olives for that picture under your name? you better put mr. olives back right away or mr. jady will be very upset.

[nycwriters]

Does Mr. Jady own any lye or even worse .... *gulp* ... pigs?

[mister huffer]

please do not make mr. jady take off the helmet, nycwriters

[Spicy Jack]

I heard mr. jady has carnivorous bunny rabbits. they never suspect the bunnies. never.

[mister huffer]

i never ask mr. jady any questions. not since the last time.

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/twins.jpg

[mister huffer]

mr. jady is going to be very upset. are you from the home, magpie?

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by mister huffer
please do not make mr. jady take off the helmet, nycwriters

Is that a euphemism Mr. Huffer?

If so, BRING IT ON!

[mister huffer]

mother isn't very happy when i try to use big words. what does that word mean?

[nycwriters]

click (http://www.dictionary.com)

[Spicy Jack]

mr. jady showed me his helmet once. i ran crying. :(

[mister huffer]

i am still confused. i would ask mr. jady, but i am afraid.

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/search.jpg

[mister huffer]

mr. jady will not like that you have a picture of mr. olives and mr. ernest. mother will not like that mr. olives knows my name.

[red]

Originally posted by mister huffer
i am mister huffer. mother isn't happy when i answer a lot of questions.

mister huffer can't think for himself.
weenie

[mister huffer]

why are you mean?

[red]

'cause your mother asked me to be mean to you.
weenie

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by red
'cause your mother asked me to be mean to you.
weenie

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mister huffer]

you should never lie about mother. mother is a good catholic.

[red]

:rolleyes:
whatever weenie

[Spicy Jack]

"good catholic" now there is an oxymoron....

[red]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[mister huffer]

mother is going to get out the rice

[Spicy Jack]

i wonder if mr. huffer likes PICKLES ?

[mister huffer]

mother keeps a jar of pickles by her bed. mother says she likes pickles very much.

[Spicy Jack]

what kind? bite size, or country fair size?

[mister huffer]

mother likes the unsliced kosher dill ones. they come about 3 to a jar.

[Magpie]

mmmm!

[Spicy Jack]

GIRTHY PICKLES

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/pickles.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

snoochie?
http://www.annsumma.com/life/Party/cry_if_i_want_to.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. Huffer and Mr. jady think they are pretty

http://www.boldnewlook.com/hh54.jpg

[mister huffer]

spicy jack is trying to get mother to lock mister huffer in the hamper again

[Spicy Jack]

shhh...i won't tell....

[mister huffer]

does your mouse know mr. jady? your mouse is wearing a helmet. does your mouse know mister lincoln from disneyland?

[nycwriters]

Did your mother have the flu when she was pregnant with you Mr. Huffer?

By PAUL H.B. SHIN

WHEN A WOMAN GETS the flu during the first half of a pregnancy, it triples the risk that her child will develop schizophrenia later in life, a new study suggests.

Previous research also has hinted at a possible link between the debilitating mental illness and prenatal exposure to influenza.

But the new study, which tested blood samples taken from pregnant women 30 years ago, is the first to verify which women actually suffered a bout of flu during their pregnancies.

Because schizophrenia usually starts in adulthood, it wasn’t until recently that it became possible to do this study, said Dr. Ezra Susser of Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health, a psychiatrist and member of the research team.

The paralyzing effects of schizophrenia were dramatized in the 2001 movie “A Beautiful Mind,” in which Russell Crowe portrays the real-life struggle of Nobel Prize-winning mathematician John Nash.

Susser’s team also found that if a pregnant woman gets the flu during the first trimester, her child’s risk of developing schizophrenia jumps seven-fold. But a relatively small sample size lead to mixed results, which will need to be confirmed by additional studies, Susser said.

Because the flu virus rarely crosses the placenta, it is unlikely that the bug itself is causing injury to the fetus, Susser said. Research in mice indicates that the pregnant mother’s immune response to the flu virus could affect the unborn offspring.

The findings, published yesterday in the Archives of General Psychiatry, could also change public health recommendations for whether pregnant women should get flu shots.

“If you were to vaccinate women prior to becoming pregnant, that would seem sensible. But once a woman is pregnant, we don’t really understand what the vaccine would do,” Susser said. “It could be that the vaccination could make things worse.”

But Susser cautioned against making public health recommendations until more research is done. Even with a three-fold increase in risk, the absolute odds of a child developing schizophrenia are quite low, and other factors may be equally important.

For example, the children of women who live in urban areas are three times as likely to develop schizophrenia as the children of rural women.

Blood samples used for the latest study were collected and stored in a freezer in 1959-1966 in Oakland, Calif., as part of a wider study into environmental causes of schizophrenia.

[mister huffer]

mother never feels well anymore. mother probably wouldn't be very happy if i asked her about that.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by mister huffer
does your mouse know mr. jady? your mouse is wearing a helmet. does your mouse know mister lincoln from disneyland?

mister president was dead by the time they built the wonderful world of disney. so no. he is not from there.

leave my mouse out of this.

[mister huffer]

i was just wondering if your mouse knew mr. jady. it is probably better if he did not know mr. jady.

[Mocha]

dear mr. huffer: your mama is a lowdown dirty ho. that's a fact.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by mister huffer
i was just wondering if your mouse knew mr. jady. it is probably better if he did not know mr. jady.

i said LEAVE THE MOUSE OUT OF THIS!

[mister huffer]

mocha: mother says that it is probably time for you to get your shots and that you could probably cash in your 10th shot free coupon this month.

spicy jack: mother told me that mr. jady should apologize to you for showing you his helmet.

[Mocha]

damn, your mama was right! i DO have a 10th shot free!!
how did she know???

i’m gonna go enjoy myself now.

[rmr]

mr huffer what's your favorite casserole?

[mister huffer]

chocolate casseroles are my favorite. mother makes them when she is happy.

[rmr]

your mother sounds like a real pisser

[red]

Originally posted by mister huffer
spicy jack: mother told me that mr. jady should apologize to you for showing you his helmet.
so mr jady is a weenie too

[mister huffer]

mother is sleeping now

[rmr]

wake the beeyatch up mr. huffer

[mister huffer]

mother isn't very happy when people wake her up.

i like casserole.

[rmr]

you suck

[melissa]

mr huffer makes me feel really uncomfortable.

[rmr]

i'm going to slap mr. huffer and his mama

[melissa]

I'm gonna watch!

[mister huffer]

mister huffer is going to listen to records tonight

[Mocha]

Originally posted by mister huffer
chocolate casseroles are my favorite. mother makes them when she is happy. Your mother sounds like a good woman. You should obey her.

[mister huffer]

i always obey mother. if i dont obey mother i get the treatment.

[rmr]

Originally posted by mister huffer
mister huffer is going to listen to records tonight

if i break your records first you won't be

[mister huffer]

why are you mean rmr? you sound very much like mr. jady

[rmr]

could be but i don't wear a helmut

[rapscalious rob]

There’s a saying among Vikings:

Axe in the head, early to bed.
Axe in the helmet, a friend of Helmut.

[rmr]

hmmmmmmmm

that's true

[mister huffer]

mister huffer does not feel comfortable with such talk. please do not say things like that. please don't talk like that because you should think of the children.

[rmr]

mother doesn't like children

[Mocha]

Some people won't accept their own children. *sigh*

[mister huffer]

you do not know mother, rmr. please do not make mr. jady explain things to you.

[rmr]

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

[mister huffer]

mister huffer likes commercials.

[rmr]

mister huffer where's mother now?

[mister huffer]

mother is making casserole, rmr.

[rmr]

what kind mr. huffer

i hope mother doesn't burn herself

[mister huffer]

mother always makes the best casseroles, rmr. mother isn't very happy when i ask what kind of casserole it is and mother tells me to just be glad i can eat with a fork.

[rmr]

i think you'd be better off using a spork

i'm just saying

ask her what's for dinner

[mister huffer]

mother likes to listen to the books on tape and i should not disturb her. maybe mister huffer can have rice pudding for dessert.

[rmr]

you'll get no desert mr. huffer

mother knows you've been bad

very bad

now go stand in the corner and no commercials for you

[mister huffer]

mister huffer has not done anything wrong since the mixed time, rmr. mother would not be happy if mister huffer did wrong things.

[rmr]

mister huffer

i know what you've been thinking and it's dirty

mothers knows too

you have been bad

there will be no dessert for you

[mister huffer]

mister huffer likes the clouds.

[rmr]

of course you do mister huffer

your heads in them

[mister huffer]

mister huffer does not like planes, rmr.

[rmr]

mister huffer you've been very bad and now you have to fly on a plane

go on mister huffer

[mister huffer]

mister huffer thinks that mr. jady likes electricity

[rmr]

rmr thinks mother is full of it

and that she makes the worst casseroles

[mister huffer]

please do not talk about mother that way, rmr. you are starting to upset mister olives.

[rmr]

mister huffer

who is mister olives

by the mister peterson is pissed

[mister huffer]

if you do not know who mister olives is rmr you must not have been paying attention. mother isn't very happy when you do not pay attention.

i do not know a mister peterson, rmr. is mister peterson a friend of mr. earnest?

[rmr]

mister peterson is going to whiz on your blanket

go tell that to mister olives

[mister huffer]

mother isn't very happy when she has to wash the linens

[rmr]

this is my 5000th post mister huffer

and i'd like to say that i think you're stupid and you piss me off

why don't you go stick your head in a paper bag and throw up

[mister huffer]

mother always says that what goes around comes around, rmr. mister huffer thinks that you should apply that to your life and maybe you might be a happier person.

[rmr]

mother said that about you mister huffer
she said mister huffer what goes around comes around
so shut up

[mister huffer]

mister huffer thinks that will come around to you, rmr.

[rmr]

no mister huffer

what goes around is coming around for you

for you for you for you

it's going around and it's coming around

yes, you are wrong

[mister huffer]

mother isn't very happy when mister huffer is wrong. mister huffer is afraid that something might be going or coming around now, rmr.

[rmr]

see

[masterofNone]

mister huffer touched my little brother.

[melissa]

eeewww!!! That's Gross!!!!!

[masterofNone]

that's what i said.

[rmr]

Originally posted by masterofNone
mister huffer touched my little brother.


joj

[melissa]

This just went from bad to very bad.

[rmr]

i told you mister huffer was bad

[masterofNone]

mr. huffer has to move around a lot. more than most priests.

[rmr]

mother raised a bad boy

[melissa]

and apparently isn't done yet.

[red]

Originally posted by rmr
mother doesn't like children

but apparently mr. huffer does

[masterofNone]

so many shattered lives. sniff.

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
but apparently mr. huffer does

that made me laugh

[melissa]

Originally posted by rmr
that made me laugh

You're so sick.

[red]

yes, yes we are

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
yes, yes we are


:p

it was really funny

[Klynne]

I have been watching you Mr. Huffer. When I peek through your windows at night there is no sign of mother. What did you do to your mother Mr. Huffer??????????

[agentsmith]

Mr. Huffer is scared. why are you scared mr. huffer? will mother make you kneel on rice for what you have done? what have you done, mr. huffer?

[Coffee]

I bet the real Mr. Huffer would make you stay after school for pretending to be him, "Mr. Huffer".

He'd make you clean the chalk boards. Mop the floors. And his mother would come to school and paddle you for making fun of her.

[mister huffer]

mother made me kneel on the rice because i played my beegees records too loudly. mother said i was a bad boy, and if i wasnt careful she'd tell mr. jady that i talked about his helmet.

[nycwriters]

Yes, but the real question is -- does Mr. Huffer huff?

Because that would explain so much.

[mister huffer]

is huff one of those dirty words? because mother wont let mister huffer say dirty words. she made me kneel on the rice yesterday because i said 'buttocks'.

[nycwriters]

Click (http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs07/708/)

[mister huffer]

mother says medication is the fruit of the devil. when i broke my leg, she wouldnt give me any pain killers or take me to a doctor. instead mr. jady showed me his helmet for causing mother trouble.

[nycwriters]

GET ME SOME PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[rmr]

MOTHER WANTS MISTER HUFFER TO GO TO HIS ROOM MISTER HUFFER KNOWS TO SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO MOTHER MADE A NICE CASSEROLE FOR DINNER MISTER HUFFER IS IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND MR JADY WILL SHOW MISTER HUFFER HIS HELMUT

i hate your mother --hahahahah mr. jady i am your mother

[mister huffer]

why do you all say such hurtful things about mother? she is honestly a good woman. it will upset her to know what you said. she will drink even more.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by mister huffer
mother says medication is the fruit of the devil. when i broke my leg, she wouldnt give me any pain killers or take me to a doctor. instead mr. jady showed me his helmet for causing mother trouble.

LIES!

You're huffing NOW!

[mister huffer]

I assure you it's the truth. I still have not yet recovered from the fracturing of my leg. I still get violent spasms of pain at night. Mother gets very angry with me when my wails of pain wake her from her drunken sleep. She makes me kneel on rice, and then she goes back to drinking and blames me for all her woes.

[nycwriters]

What's with you and the rice? Are you making sushi?

[melissa]

Originally posted by mister huffer
...and then she goes back to drinking and blames me for all her hoes.

I thought so.

[mister huffer]

please dont twist my words. mother says its wrong to lie.

[lapietra]

vertical or horizontal?

[mister huffer]

mother told mister huffer that it is time to go away for a while.

[Klynne]

Honey Bunny,

Ooops, sorry Mr. Huffer.

I followed your instructions. Your mother appears a little cold, grey, and stiff. She did not even stand up to say hello. Is she just a bitch or what? I put on my best dress to meet her, but she does not even want to have a conversation. Why does she smell like rotting meat? I still love you though.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Klynne
Honey Bunny,

Ooops, sorry Mr. Huffer.

I followed your instructions. Your mother appears a little cold, grey, and stiff. She did not even stand up to say hello. Is she just a bitch or what? I put on my best dress to meet her, but she does not even want to have a conversation. Why does she smell like rotting meat? I still love you though.

Did you notice the mothballs along with the rotting meat? Mr. Huffer's mother is very unfriendly and won't answer the door. I saw her sitting in her chair! All I wanted to do was deliver the Thin Mints she ordered:mad:

[Audreyvgs]

:p

[Klynne]

Mr. Huffer = Mr. Malarkey

[Avalon]

Klynne, I said the same thing; either that or they have the same "Mother":rolleyes:

[Klynne]

I like Mr. Huffer better than Mr. Malarkey. Maybe they are fathered by two different men? I always thought mother was a loose woman:)

[Deviate]

i don't know who Mr. Huffer is, but i think he's aces. he cracks me up.

[Klynne]

Mr. Huffer is cool. How is it going deev?

[Avalon]

Yeah, Old Mother Huffer gave it away by the handful I bet :eek: ahhhhh, bet she was a flower child, free love and that kind of thing.
(Bitterness set in when that era ended and made fun of her bell bottoms and beads :p

[mister huffer]

mother isn't very happy with all the speculation right now

[Avalon]

Awww, sorry Mr. Huffer. Hope Mother doesn't make you kneel on rice because of me:eek:

[mister huffer]

mother made mister huffer go away for a while to think about things but now mother is asleep

it makes mister huffer very happy to know that someone thinks he is "aces"

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Avalon
Yeah, Old Mother Huffer gave it away by the handful I bet :eek: ahhhhh, bet she was a flower child, free love and that kind of thing.
(Bitterness set in when that era ended and made fun of her bell bottoms and beads :p

I know how Mrs. Huffer "earned" her beads.....Rumor has it she went down to New Orleans.

[mister huffer]

mother will not be very happy with you klynne for saying such things

[Klynne]

Tell mother the truth hurts. Oh mother, the truth hurts. Do you even know who your father is Mr. Huffer, do you?????

[mother]

Originally posted by Klynne
I know how Mrs. Huffer "earned" her beads.....Rumor has it she went down to New Orleans.

THAT IS A LIE! I'VE NEVER LEFT THE STATE I'M IN. MR. HUFFER I HAVE THE WOODEN SPOON.

[mister huffer]

please spell my name correctly klynne. it is mister huffer, not mr. huffer. and mr. jady told me never to talk about the father image

[rmr]

then i guess that proves your mother is a dumbass

look how she spelled your name

[mister huffer]

mother is going to be very very upset

[Klynne]

Sheesh. Ok Mister Huffer. Why did you not chastise the Agent for calling you Mr. Huffer? You are so complex. Mother, you put away that wooden spoon or Agent will pull out the chainsaw....

[mister huffer]

mister huffer is very confused by all of this

[rmr]

Originally posted by mister huffer
mister huffer is very confused by all of this

that's because you are the product of a dumbass

[Klynne]

We won't let mother hurt you anymore Mister Huffer. Put down that knife.

[mister huffer]

mister huffer would just like to be aces rmr so please do not talk about mother that way

[Klynne]

Mister Huffer, do you have more than one personality? Does Marlarkey dwell within you?

[mister huffer]

mister huffer used to hear things sometimes but then mother made all that go away

[Klynne]

Do you like farva beans Mister Huffer?

[mister huffer]

mister huffer has never heard of farva beans klynne

[mister huffer]

mister huffer must go away again now

[Klynne]

Hmmm, mother must not have you on a varied diet. You must go to a nutritionist. Right away Mister Huffer.

[Klynne]

Mister Huffer are you there? I heart you.

I want to make a good impression on mother. Here I baked her an apple pie. Oh, and here is a fifth of voldka so she can wash it down.

[Avalon]

Klynne, don't forget to send some pretty beads along; you know, to remind her of the "old days".:p

[Klynne]

:D

Mother is a whore. Oops, I did not say that....Sorry mother, I have been drinking too much as well.

[priceyfatprude]

This shit cracks me up so I am bumping it.

[Brynn]

Does it travel well? Really?

[brightpearl]

I feel casseroles are pedestrian. No one should eat that much condensed cream of mushroom soup.

However, that one that's made with a package of frozen hash browns and a half pound each of egg and cheese is pretty freaking delicious.

Say what you will about her, I'll bet Mister Huffer's mother has a finely penned handwritten copy of that recipe.

[trisherina]

OH YES BAKED POTATO CASSEROLE

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS