If you gave a mouse a cookie...

[Spicy Jack]

If you gave a mouse a cookie...

I'd get crumbs all over the place, dip them in vanilla ice cream, and be your friend forever.

[amanda]

then he'll want to clean up, so he'll ask you for some pledge and some of your socks. and he'll spray the kitchen floor with the pledge and go slip slip slidin' around.

[Clytie]

and then hell get out his bike and ride it around your newly cleaned floor. wearing a nutshell for a helmet

[Spicy Jack]

hahaha...like ice skating indoors...dodging cookie crumbs. yummmm.....

[imdrsmooth]

and then my cat runs in and EATS HIM!!!

[priceyfatprude]

If you give a pig a pancake...

[melissa]

There's a chain of local restaurants on the Oregon coast called Pig 'n a Pancake. My b/f took me there when we went to the coast for spring break. He loves it, I thought it was weird.

[Clytie]

HEY these are kids books!!! whats next if you give a moose a muffin?

<--- used to work at a library

[priceyfatprude]

Yes.


If you give a pig a pancake turns into if you give a pooh bear a pancake @ our house. My mom's got my dog answering to Pooh Bear now. :(

[melissa]

oh, fatty puppy.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
and then my cat runs in and EATS HIM!!!

you're not funny mustache boy. you get no cookies.

[daverbee]

OK, lemme try:

If you gave a turkey a Harley...

If you gave a ferret a vacuum cleaner...

If you gave a parakeet an M-16...

Whattya think?

[Audreyvgs]

Ha, I almost killed my mother puttin pledge on the hardwood floor so I could go slidin.....hahahahahaaa

[Aphrodite]

Oh Aud! My daughter did that too.
She was 7 and I gave her the job of dusting. "Only spray it on the wood Honey" I said. She did the floor. I ended up sliding a good 5 feet before I landed on my butt. I'm sure it was graceful. :D

[daverbee]

I scored it a 9.575.
Had to deduct because you stepped out of bounds...

[Willow Sylph]

Spicy furry mouse,
I'd like to introduce you to my hamster, Cutie. I think you two could become great friends. She also loves food as much as you and can stuff enough seeds in her cheeks to look as wide as she is long. She also likes to dance a lot, especially in her wheel, especially at 12 o'clock at night when I'm trying to sleep. Maybe when you come over for a yummy cheesy mexican dinner with Lala and I, I can introduce the two of you!

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
you're not funny mustache boy. you get no cookies.
Hey, the kids need a hard dose of reality sometime in life. My cat is providing it by eating the mouse.

[Avalon]

How about..
If You Give A Man A Remote.

(it counts; my hsb. kinda looks like a bear;) )

[imdrsmooth]

Men deserve the remote!

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
If you gave a mouse a cookie...

I'd get crumbs all over the place, dip them in vanilla ice cream, and be your friend forever.

There was a cute little mouse in the restaurant we were in last night. We tried to give him a nacho chip and he ran away. He was really cute, he was watching us eat. I know it wasn't you spicy because you would have taken the chip.....

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Klynne
There was a cute little mouse in the restaurant we were in last night.
Oh yeah... that's real cute :eek: