Crack-Wacked Assistant.

[Deviate]

I think she should stay on.......how about a poll on the board?

okay.

please read the following threads and determine for yourself:

AM Fast Chat page 7-9 (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=508&perpage=15&pagenumber=7)
Letters That Get Me Through The Day page 2 (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=554&pagenumber=2)
GRUMP! page 3 (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=494&perpage=15&pagenumber=3)


judge for yourself

[amanda]

No, no- no biased at all from the pollster...

hee-hee!...crack-whore. ;)

[masterofNone]

crack whore. It rolls trippingly off the tongue, don't it?

[dinzdale]

She's a woman in her own right, dammit !
...and i'm glad to see the babies option included.

"If a picture paints a thousand words...etc......"

[bealeblues]

maybe dv8 should print out the poll results at the end of the day and give it to the crack whore so she sees how it turned out--- it should be comforting for her to know that there were some anonymous people who wanted babies with her

[amanda]

I don't know if you roll trippingly off the tounge, but... (I'll let you fill in the blank).

Oh bugger. You just edited it.

Boo. You're no fun. :(

[Red Princess]

can't type, laughing too much, gasp, ... so cruel,,,so funny

[dinzdale]

Trippingly, drippingly ...what's in a word.....

[Deviate]

I don't know if you roll trippingly off the tounge, but...
i caught it too, Amanda, and thought i'd let him off easy for once.

;)

-st.

[masterofNone]

tough room

[amanda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Trippingly, drippingly ...what's in a word.....

no, no..for a brief, shining moment MoN said, "I rolls trippingly off the tounge."

"Ohhh, you have to stay up late to catch the good ones.", she said, smiling to herself.

[masterofNone]

'kay so, 'manda... where's your sig from?

[dinzdale]

I'm sorry, I'm all worried and stuff, at the thought of that beautiful woman, destitute, having to sell her body just to make ends meet......

[amanda]

Oh, it just makes you horny as hell and you know it. Don't be coy, dinz- you remind me a lot of my ex- you aren't my ex, are you?

Not that that is a BAD thing- he and I get along great, except in a realtionship. The bit about shagging every woman was taken a little too far for my taste, considering I was the girlfriend and all...

MoN, The sig's from a Bloom County compliation- Five Years of Basic Naughtiness, circa 1986. I was a little too young to understand what the hub-bub was about at the time. (Yes, I DO remember the hub-bub.) But I get it now- kind of a short yet hilarious blast to the past.

Oh, so little has changed....

[dinzdale]

I've seen your pic 'Manda, and dont think you're one of the 3 people claiming to be my ex-wives....still, keep the Pirate costume and we might talk..........

[amanda]

Argh! I'm a biker chick, not a pirate!! And that's not HALF as nice as some of the other stuff I've got in my closet.... ;)

[masterofNone]

opus!

[amanda]

Well, he's not in my closet. But yes, I'm reading the trials and tribulations of one said penguin and his neighbors.

[dinzdale]

OhhhhKaaaaaaay !!
Forget the ****ing crack whore, let's talk about your feelings / needs / wants / (wardrobe) / (fetishes) / (bum).......

[amanda]

:runs:
hheeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deviate]

well, the poll is still in a dead heat. make her cry or make babies, people seem to have trouble deciding...

-st.

[dinzdale]

Deev,
make her cry while making babies......2 birds / 1 stone QED.

[Red Princess]

show her the results of the poll, she'll think you hang out with creepizoids and run screaming in to the parking lot

[amanda]

Or take dinz up on his offer.

You put it out there, babe...somebody's likely to whop it off.

[dinzdale]

Alright, time to be nice..
What time of day can we expect an announcement Devo ?
Cant sit here jittery all day....or is that lack of alcohol......anyway, be nice when you heartlessly rip out the rug from under her, and condemn her to an empty, cold Christmas.....

[Deviate]

Dinz, this could be your golden opportunity. we'll can her, she'll be distrought, she'll lower her prices and you can be waiting outside our door to pick up the poor, broken pieces.

-st.

[Deviate]

um, i'm guessing about 2: or 3: CST.

i was really cold i could take a photo of her just after.... ouch!

-st.

[dinzdale]

Excellent :rubs hands:

Funny thing Deev, but 2 other people voted to make babies..... they must be shy. I wonder if we could speculate as to their hidden agendas, as I am obviously becoming the fall guy here and we have 2 others with dark motives.

"Would the other 2 perverts please stand up ! ! !"

[Red Princess]

As if they would admit it at this point.

[bealeblues]

oh i think they would admit it on this board--- i voted for sh*t-canning her

[Red Princess]

See how mean I am, 'I voted Make her cry', bwooohahaha

[surflugen]

Its Christmas people. Keep her till after Christmas and then drop her. This will help her along with a possitive New Years Eve resolution (unless she resolves revenge)

[Deviate]

well, it's official.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Survey says, "MAKE HER CRY!"

and that's just what we did. funny thing is one of the owners fired her while i was at lunch. he couldn't stand her anymore. and he didn't give her the option of staying an additional week. he shit canned her.

and it was reported that she may have been crying on the way out of the office.

i feel horrible, but my work is suffering having her here. how much of yourself do you give to make someone else happy? hmm.

on the upside, i have this shot glass from her from trip to Colorado. i'm thinking of offering it to someone here on the board, but i'm not sure who and for what....

-st.

[dinzdale]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Bastard !
Shite!
Bollocks!

....I'm going drinking because of this. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT.!

[Deviate]

well, you could drown your sorrows with this lovely shot glass from Colorado from the Crack-Whore herself.

-st.

[dinzdale]

I'm inconsolabe.........you may as well smash the glass and pierce my heart with the shards............



......and in answer to your question of :
"how much of yourself do you give to make someone else happy?"
----about 6 inches mate, about 6 inches.

:sobs uncontrolably:

[Red Princess]

Oh Dinz, i am so sorry now i voted to make her cry, so cruel of me to deprive you, i feel your pain man, what can we do to cheer you up?

[dinzdale]

It's Ok RP, I just hope DV8 can live with his conscience.....



"Tis the season of good will to all men, and crack whores"

ps. RP a nice gesture would be to drink something and raise your glass to what might have been, had it not been for DV8's cruel and unusual sense of humour.

Adios....I go drink heavily now........

:dramatic exit:

[Red Princess]

by the way, lime green speedo? really?

[quintondotcom]

Yikes. Didn't realize my vote for loving the crack whore and making little crack-whore-letts would be such a challenged click. Admittedly, it was kinda a knee jerk reaction to the alternatives which both seemed brash and insensitive... but here are four reasons I'll stand by Dinz and face the flame:

(1) She remarked on liking your shirt DV8. Being in tune with fashion and showing an interest in sense of style, whether correctly placed or not, displays potential.

(2) She notices when you get your hair cut DV8. Attention to detail is also an attractive quality.

(3) She lied on her qualifications to land an assistant job. that shows an uncanny committment to doing, "whatever it takes." Perhaps a bit desparate, but sexy nonetheless. Maybe almost in a damsel in distress combination of helplessness and assertive, "can do" sort of way.

(4) She was up for a lunch-time quickie. This displays: an ability to take risks, a healthy sex drive, and a smattering of sluttiness... not so much to make her unattractive, but enough to proclaim she is a woman in charge of her sexuality and not afraid to take action on awareness of it. Maybe almost in a TV news reporter sense of it.

(flame shield up)

[Deviate]

remember, all, it wasn't just a nooner, it was a sloppy nooner.

i wouldn't say she's the 'healthy sex drive' kinda chick as much as she is the 'whatever you want to do' doormat kinda chick. i have no problem with nooners or with a good libido. i just think she should hop in the sack 'cause she digs it, not 'cause she wants a tech to like her.

and as an employer, it is not desireable in an employee to go off and sleep with other employees...

-st.

[dinzdale]

Quint is a gentleman, a scholar, and a fine judge of arse.

Deev, dont look to justify your heartless, callous behaviour here.
You ruined the CW's Xmas.
I hope you new asst. is even worse.

You will tell us? Wont you?

[Deviate]

i will be in big trouble if my new assistant is worse. i'm stealing her from another department. she should work just wonderfully.

-st.

[surflugen]

For some reason I am being reminded of Murphy Brown.

[bealeblues]

haha murphy brown!

[dinzdale]

:shuffling through downtown Houston:
:Raining:
:hungover:
Q the Chi-lites:


Well I see her face everywhere i go,
and hear her name on the radio,
Have you seen her?
Tell me have you seen her?

Why, Oh why, did she have leave and go away?..........

Background....
(bup, bup, bup, badabup, bup, bup, bup, bada bup,
Have you seen her, tell me have you seen her?)

[quintondotcom]

Background...

oh yeah
Have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her tell me have you seen her

:D

[RuneT]

Bye bye crack whore. Bye. I just wanted to say that I tried.

Love, RuneT

[zenbabe]

hahahha, i totally forgot about this!

[dinzdale]

I didnt....:(


Thanks Zenbeeyotch.

[Deviate]

ha! just read the whole thing. i wonder how she's doing.

tell us, Dinz, has she been staining your sheets lately?

[dinzdale]

As if you care, hooker :mad:

[Deviate]

sho nuff. 'could use another shot glass, or someone to stroke, um, my ego...

[zenbabe]

well then, maybe you should have thought twice about firing her!

[Deviate]

i did think twice. even posted a poll. but the democratic system works, even if in an evil way...