Assignments

[RuneT]

Use this thread to give a fellow monkey an assignment. You decide the difficulty of the assignment but if you want it accepted you might not want to make it too complicated or difficult.

Rules for the challenge:

1. You need an operation name for the assignment
2. You must name who the assignment is for (you can name several people or everybody if you want to)
3. Time limit. Specify a time limit or "none"
4. Brownie points. Specify a number of brownie points this specific assignment is worth ( 1-10 points)

Rules for the challenged:
1. Feel free to accept the challenge. You don’t have to do it but expect to be called a chicken if you decline
2. You can negotiate the number of brownie points
3. After completion of the assignment you post a reply in this thread with a reference to the operation name and attach the "evidence" if necessary
4. If the person issuing the assignment confirms that the assignment was successful you will receive the brownie points. If your efforts impress the issuer he/she might give you a few bonus brownies as well. Add them to you previous number of brownie points and submit the score in your post

The winner:
The winner is the person who has the most brownie points to this date in the year 2005. There will be a price for the winner but I haven’t really thought that part out yet so be patient.

Now, go and make an ass of yourself.

[RuneT]

OPERATION COWBOY

FOR: NYC, ZE or anybody living in NY. The winner will be the first to do it.

TIME LIMIT: NONE

BROWNIE POINTS: 4

OBJECTIVE:
Take a picture of "the naked cowboy" and submit it here.

BONUS BROWNIES:
Have him make up a song about "zefrank.com" including the words "monkey" and "rule". Video the performance and submit a link to the film here. For this effort you get +5 brownie points.

Or, the picture should have him doing the V sign while smiling. For this effort you get +1 brownie points.

GOOD LUCK AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU
OVER AND OUT

[sparticle]

This thread is brilliant.

[RuneT]

Thank you! That is.. if they take the bate.

[ally]

ha ha, nice idea, come on you two......

[zero]

http://www.nb.no/assets/images/beaver.jpg

FOR: RuneT

TIME LIMIT: seven days

POINTS: 5

OBJECTIVE: eat and enjoy one tin of norwegian tinned fish product per day for the next seven days and post a daily picture of the empty tin here. (must be a different brand name each day)

BONUS POINTS: 1 point for every two extra cans consumed during the seven day period.



-safe.

[Magpie]

Omg, thank you Zero (from the bottom of my heart) for not assigning me this...whew :cool:

[Willow Sylph]

OMG - me too. Bluck!

[Willow Sylph]

BTW - Great idea, Rune. We'll expect you to set the example...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by zero
http://www.nb.no/assets/images/beaver.jpg

FOR: RuneT

TIME LIMIT: seven days

POINTS: 5

OBJECTIVE: eat and enjoy one tin of norwegian tinned fish product per day for the next seven days and post a daily picture of the empty tin here. (must be a different brand name each day)

BONUS POINTS: 1 point for every two extra cans consumed during the seven day period.



-safe.
i can't believe this, i've been doing this all week! :eek:

[zero]

Originally posted by Frieda
i can't believe this, i've been doing this all week! :eek:

what, tinned fish or beaver?

actually, same thing i suppose.

[Frieda]

the tinned fish

i prefer my beavers non-fishy actually

[Coffee]

HAHAHAHA...SUPERB IDEA RUNE!!!! An interactive multi-media truth or dare kind of thread...I LOVE IT!

Lets see how much trouble I can get in right away ;) :D


Operation - Post a Pickle Pucker Pic.

For: Magpie.

Objective: Take a photo of yourself with a pickle in your purty mouth. Post the pic here.

Time limit: 4 days

Points: 8 (it's not that tough an assingment to pull off, but it is borderline rude/lewd asking for it...so lots of points for successfully completeing the assignment ;) )

Bonus points: negotiable depending on how much you look like your enjoying it in the pic and how large the pickle is...up to 5 bonus points)

Good Luck Angel. Bosley out.


(now I'm dreading what retribution/ assignment I might get for this... :eek: :D )

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by zero
what, tinned fish or beaver?

actually, same thing i suppose. Not if you have good personal hygiene.

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Not if you have good personal hygiene. LOL! :D

[Smartypants]

OH ... MY ... GOD

The mind REELS at the possiblities here. Excuse me, but I have to run out and buy some Scotch!

:eek:

[lapietra]

thinking... ;)

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Smartypants
OH ... MY ... GOD

The mind REELS at the possiblities here. Excuse me, but I have to run out and buy some Scotch!

:eek:

Uh oh....why does this make me nervous??? :cool:

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by sparticle
Uh oh....why does this make me nervous??? :cool:

hahahahahahhaaHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Magpie]

OMG Coffee! I am truly surprised (you perv), I never expected to find an assignment for me here :eek:

Hmmmm... a particularly cruel retaliation assignment came to mind but I'll have to think of another... that one is just too cruel and I'm not sure you'd survive it :D

I must go pickle shopping as my supply is down to only dill "Stackers" which would never display my truly magnificant pickle puckering technique :)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
my supply is down to only dill "Stackers" I am truly ashamed to know you.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I am truly ashamed to know you.
I know, I know, I could barely type out the words :( But please be patient with me as I attempt to reclaim my status after my recent substandard pickle practices. http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/new_pix/boing.gif

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Smartypants
OH ... MY ... GOD

The mind REELS at the possiblities here. Excuse me, but I have to run out and buy some Scotch!

:eek: You be nice to me. Or my assignment to you is going to involve those leather assless chaps we saw on Halsted Street.

[melissa]

hmmmm, assless chaps.


*drools*

[rapscalious rob]

hahahahaha

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by melissa
hmmmm, assless chaps.


*drools* I knew that would get you to post.

[melissa]

You know my weakness. :p

[Smartypants]

I admit it would not be the first time I've been called an assless chap. :rolleyes:

[madasacutsnake]

So your ass isn't chapped?

[Smartypants]

No, I mean I have no ass to chap (making it even more ironic that it's so hard to find assless chaps).

[priceyfatprude]

He really does have no ass. I'm jealous.

[madasacutsnake]

If you had an ass and you had assless chaps would your ass be chapped?

[lapietra]

OPERATION HAT

FOR: ZERO

TIME LIMIT: NONE

BROWNIE POINTS: 6+

OBJECTIVE: SOCK LIBERATION

DETAILS:

I. Thou shalt venture forth into the world, on a WEEK DAY, armed with thy camera, wearing a SOCK on each foot. (SHOES are OPTIONAL.)

II. Each SOCK shall be of a different (i.e. opposite; to whit, red and blue, yellow and green, red and yellow, et cetera) color than the other.

III. Thou shalt have taken three photographs of thy FEET, in their SOCKS, *at least* three different times of the DAYTIME: morning, noon, and evening.

IV. These photographs shall be taken in three different places that shall be recognizable as PUBLIC, i.e., places that are normally traversed by many people either known or unknown to thyself.

V. The aforementioned SOCKS shall be visible at all times. SHORT PANTS are recommended.

VI. The photographs shall be posted in this thread, with a description of the location they were taken.

Points shall be awarded thusly:

I. Each photograph shall be worth 2 points. (3 photographs, minimum, must be present for points to be awarded.) 1 point shall be awarded for each additional photograph, provided that it is taken in a discrete location from the original 3.
II. Two bonus points shall be awarded if different SHOES are also worn.
III. Two bonus points shall be awarded if SHORT PANTS are worn.
III. One bonus point shall be awarded if a photograph of the inside of the drawer where the SOCKS live is included. (SOCKS must be plainly visible.)
IV. Points shall be awarded at the assigner's whim for creativity, speed of completion of assignment, et cetera.

[RuneT]

Originally posted by zero
http://www.nb.no/assets/images/beaver.jpg


Oh I got so enthusiastic when I read "beaver" and now I'm really dissapointed.

Nevertheloss, I'm in, starting from today 31 august.

[RuneT]

Originally posted by Coffee
HAHAHAHA...SUPERB IDEA RUNE!!!! An interactive multi-media truth or dare kind of thread...I LOVE IT!

Lets see how much trouble I can get in right away ;) :D


Operation - Post a Pickle Pucker Pic.



Points: 8 (it's not that tough an assingment to pull off, but it is borderline rude/lewd asking for it...so lots of points for successfully completeing the assignment ;) )

Bonus points: negotiable depending on how much you look like your enjoying it in the pic and how large the pickle is...up to 5 bonus points)

Good Luck Angel. Bosley out.


(now I'm dreading what retribution/ assignment I might get for this... :eek: :D )

hey 8 points? for that? has the inflation started already? Will a bread cost 5000$ now? And 8 + 5 is 13 and that's well above 10.
compared to my sardines this is nothing NOTHING! Why didn't I get a slutty assignment? It's unfair! I sense that coffe will get assigned some time very soon.

[zero]

Originally posted by lapietra

FOR: ZERO

TIME LIMIT: NONE



too little

[RuneT]

too little what?

[zero]

time!

nevermind me, get on with your breakfast..

[RuneT]

pfffft!

[RuneT]

it's 1:30 here love. breakfast is long gone.

[zero]

sardines on toast?

[RuneT]

arrrgh no I'm trying to gather strenght here....

[Clytie]

this is too fun! *cartwheels*

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
If you had an ass and you had assless chaps would your ass be chapped?

I suppose, hypothetically speaking, that if I were not so unchappably assless, that my hypothetical chapless ass would indeed be chapped, should it be chapped with assless chaps. Yes.

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by RuneT
arrrgh no I'm trying to gather strenght here.... I feel sorry for you, Rune. You should get more points...

[RuneT]

I bought the damn thing now. I'm staring at it.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by RuneT
I bought the damn thing now. I'm staring at it.
Ahhh... the courage.


I bet *he* doesn't use hankies. ;)

[RuneT]

It's nice and shiny on the outside. But I KNOW that on the inside it's slimey and red. ANd I'm supposed to . ... eat it?

[lapietra]

Put it on black bread with some mustard ;)

A little sour cream helps too. :D


Ooo! and red onions.

[RuneT]

...sorry I have to go to the bathroom...

[zenbabe]

Yuk!

[zero]

Originally posted by RuneT
...sorry I have to go to the bathroom...

so much for the "fierce raiders from the north"

[dinzdale]

Launching a longboat.......

[RuneT]

I'll do it. you just wait...

[zero]

http://www.nogginthenog.co.uk/images/wallpaper/noggin_the_nog.jpg

..and the seven deadly tins

[RuneT]

I hate you

[Deviate]

Rune,

great idea. way to keep the board interesting. keep 'em comin'.

[trisherina]

1.Operation Hippie

2. For Coffee, daverbee, and Lala

3. Time limit: to Christmas 2004

4. Grow as many herbs as you can, by your own hand, using seed, water, soil, and fertilizer if you like, in public places. Use vacant lots, pots on windowsills indoors, boulevards, I don't care what you use but it cannot be your own private property or the property of people you know.
Pictures showing a) the herb clearly growing in its setting accompanied by b) botanical illustrations confirming that it is indeed an herb, and not some random ditchweed, will be awarded 2 points.

Additional points to be awarded as follows:

- Use your herb(s) in a dish and post its picture and recipe: 5 points per herb
- Successfuly grow an illegal herb: 10 points
- Grow your herb in the most unlikely place to find an herb (may require poll for judging): 7 points

I'll keep a spreadsheet and post it at the end. :D

[melissa]

Ooh, good one, trisherina.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by trisherina
1.Operation Hippie

2. For Coffee, daverbee, and Lala



HA! You overestimate my a) hippiness and b) ability to grow anything that requires watering more than once a month (or doesn't come up to me and paw me inquiringly when it's hungry). Gotta pass on this one ;) Sorry, trish.

[trisherina]

Well, I've grown a huge lemon verbena that requires no maintenance at all. I thought you'd like the dish aspect! No hard feelings. ;)

Chicken.

[lapietra]

http://www.blacktriangle.org.uk/blog/archives/images/chicken.jpg

i hate killing things.... :(

But I bet someone can come up with something I'll do ;)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by lapietra
http://www.blacktriangle.org.uk/blog/archives/images/chicken.jpg

i hate killing things.... :(

But I bet someone can come up with something I'll do ;) Heh.

Want to take bets on what, um...herb...coffee & daver are going to grow? lol

[melissa]

Basil!!

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/240386.jpg

[melissa]

thyme?

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by Smartypants
I suppose, hypothetically speaking, that if I were not so unchappably assless, that my hypothetical chapless ass would indeed be chapped, should it be chapped with assless chaps. Yes.

I didn't know that assless chaps could chap chappys' asses.

[RuneT]

RE OPERATION BEAVER

I did it.
The victim was mackerel in tomato sauce and the huge can was the smallest I could find in the shop.

I can't say that I enjoyed it. Not that I really hate mackerel that much but having to eat something I haven't decided I want is hard. But I did, I ate the lot. I dread having to find another can of shit today. Maybe I have to work on my attitude, telling myself that this is GOOD yum mmm.

Naah, not working.

Evidence, day 1:
http://www.monstad.no/runet/freaky/image_00081.jpg
http://www.monstad.no/runet/freaky/image_00080.jpg

[zero]

extremely impressive and thorough start to your assignment – i take my HAT off to you

well worth the 0.7142857 of a point i'm sure you'll agree



edited to add: this one can go, but in future we need to see each individual world famous pretty label for each can.

[madasacutsnake]

10 for artistic impression

[sparticle]

Originally posted by RuneT
RE OPERATION BEAVER

I did it.
The victim was mackerel in tomato sauce and the huge can was the smallest I could find in the shop.

I can't say that I enjoyed it. Not that I really hate mackerel that much but having to eat something I haven't decided I want is hard. But I did, I ate the lot. I dread having to find another can of shit today. Maybe I have to work on my attitude, telling myself that this is GOOD yum mmm.

Naah, not working.



OMG! The sacrifices we make for art! ;)

You're a braver laddie than I. (I'm not a laddie at all, but don't let that dampen the praise. LOL)

[trisherina]

Wow. Those pictures could almost be on that "Real Food" site.
:eek:

[Willow Sylph]

But let's talk about the "setting," Rune. Your canned mackarel goes quite nicely with that pretty table runner. Good job, good job.

And remember, it could be worse. Your assignment could have been to consume canned meats dipped in castor oil... (vomit)
Sorry, I don't suppose that helps any, does it?

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by trisherina
1.Operation Hippie

2. For Coffee, daverbee, and Lala

3. Time limit: to Christmas 2004

4. Grow as many herbs as you can, by your own hand, using seed, water, soil, and fertilizer if you like, in public places. Use vacant lots, pots on windowsills indoors, boulevards, I don't care what you use but it cannot be your own private property or the property of people you know.
Pictures showing a) the herb clearly growing in its setting accompanied by b) botanical illustrations confirming that it is indeed an herb, and not some random ditchweed, will be awarded 2 points.

Additional points to be awarded as follows:

- Use your herb(s) in a dish and post its picture and recipe: 5 points per herb
- Successfuly grow an illegal herb: 10 points
- Grow your herb in the most unlikely place to find an herb (may require poll for judging): 7 points

I'll keep a spreadsheet and post it at the end. :D
Very clever, Trish!

[melissa]

I'm quite impressed, Rune. I especially liked how the vase of flowers added an element of nature to the scene.

[Coffee]

Trisherina, I accept the challenge of your Operation Hippie. :)

As I am on a low budget, my modest herb garden is gonna soon be a source of cuttings and will spread itself around Sonoma county. Look for shots of Rosemary, Lyme Thyme, and Oregeno in *wait for the pun* tasteful wine country settings...and if I have the nads to do it I might try a midnight planting session to start a doomed illegal somewhere (its way too late in the season to start the particular herb you all have in mind and starting one would be a death sentence)

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by RuneT
OPERATION COWBOY

FOR: NYC, ZE or anybody living in NY. The winner will be the first to do it.

TIME LIMIT: NONE

BROWNIE POINTS: 4

OBJECTIVE:
Take a picture of "the naked cowboy" and submit it here.

BONUS BROWNIES:
Have him make up a song about "zefrank.com" including the words "monkey" and "rule". Video the performance and submit a link to the film here. For this effort you get +5 brownie points.

Or, the picture should have him doing the V sign while smiling. For this effort you get +1 brownie points.

GOOD LUCK AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU
OVER AND OUT

You'll have to wait until the rednecks leave town. Ain't NO way I'm venturing outside of my stroll to work and home this week.

And I don't have the software for video feed, but I'll take a photo of him with something zemonkey. Will that do?

If he gropes me Rune, I'm coming after you!

[trisherina]

Yay Coffee! If daver accepts we could have a bicoastal growoff! And yes, working from cuttings is cool, probably necessary given the time of year.

edited to add: Daver has expressed some degree of willingness to give it a shot... so get yer rear in gear!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by trisherina
Yay Coffee! If daver accepts we could have a bicoastal growoff! And yes, working from cuttings is cool, probably necessary given the time of year.

edited to add: Daver has expressed some degree of willingness to give it a shot... so get yer rear in gear!

It was not specified...but is this a most points gets points and less points gets none assignment? Or do we both get points regardless of who gets more?

[trisherina]

The more ya grow/photograph/cook/photograph, the more risk ya take, the more points ya get. But it's not a zero-sum game.

[RuneT]

Operation Beaver

I need more time!

[zero]

ok

a tin a day was harsh, i'll admit

so, for the bravery in the face of fish that you've shown thus far, make it a tin a week

[Willow Sylph]

That's quite merciful of you, Zero. :)

[RuneT]

:* thanky!

[melissa]

What's going on here?

[Coffee]

Bump

[Magpie]

**** URGENT MEMO ****

Re: Operation - Post a Pickle Pucker Pic

Attn: Coffee

Due to my ongoing, everyday pickle puckering responsibilities, as well as some unforseen technical difficulties, I am running behind on meeting my Assignment deadline.

I request more time to post my results... and post I will, as I have been practicing and rehersing my pickle puckering quite dilegently. Please advise me of your decision.

Yours in brine,
Magpie

[Coffee]

RE: Urgent Memo

Harumph....ahem.
Well usually one should request a deadline extension before the deadline has passed. But seeing as how you have been "practicing" and all...we will permit this unorthodox extension...this time. Will one additional week be sufficient to complete the assignment???

However, a penalty will apply...total points available to you will be reduced to from 4-6 points (# of points based on artistic merit) from the original 8 + bonuses...and NO further bonuses can be applied due to passed deadline...sorry.

In part this penalty is due to a previous valid complaint by another assignee who felt that the "very generous" point scale applied to your assignment was out of proportion to the difficulty involved considering his own adversion to his assignment and low point scale applied to his succesful completion.

Please let us know if these terms are acceptable to you.

[nycwriters]

Ya know, I was up that way today, but didn't think to bring my camera. Tomorrow I guess.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Heh.

Want to take bets on what, um...herb...coffee & daver are going to grow? lol Vickie and I decided on rosemary as we can use it in the dressing on Thanksgiving. So, nyah!
I wanna try oregano for Italian dishes and cilantro for Mexican. I think I have a good spot picked out, too. Gotta get permission...

[Coffee]

PERMISSION???

I was picturing this assignment as midnight covert planting operations on public land...I was thinking Sonoma Plaza actually :D ...with photos taken the next day as proof.

[daverbee]

I'm thinking of putting them in our OT/PT clinic. It has a great window that gets a lot of sun and the kids can see the herbs as they grow.
OT/PT is my favorite clinic as they do a lot of good for kids most people give up on.

[trisherina]

I still like your idea of a giant "weed" right in front of the Sherriff's office.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by trisherina
I still like your idea of a giant "weed" right in front of the Sherriff's office.

heh...it was just a thought...I wouldn't have the nerve to do that actually. :eek:

[trisherina]

Well, of course you have to SAY that, because if you don't, any stray weeds growing there will be tracked back to you immediately.

(Hey, I can dream!) :p

[joppa.gal]

Man, I want an assignment.

Except I think with my measly post count no one knows my personality yet.

I can't do the Operation Hippie because I have a Brown Thumb of Death.

I wouldn't mind planting some junk at McDonald's, though.

[Coffee]

It is written: Ask and ye shall recieve.
Heres the proof of that.

Assignment:
Joppa's Junk Food Junket.

For:
Joppa.Gal

Your mission:
Get photos of yourself eating an actual Health food meal at McDonald's resturants.

Base Points:
1 point per unique Resturant...up to 3 Resturants.

Bonus Points:
You will be awarded 1 bonus point per resturant if you tastefully appoint the table with table cloths, candles or other fine dining ware (lit candles may not be permitted due to fire codes...do not break the law...unlit candles will count for points).
You can not use any food purchased at McDonalds including the salads. However your dinner/meal guest may purchase an item if MCD's requires a purchase to use their facilities...just keep the actual junk food out of the shot...ewww icky.

Additional Bonus Point: 1 additional bonus point per resturant if you can get a MCD employee to pose with you in the shot holding a sign that says either "Vote Ze Frank for President 2004 !!" Or "Ze-monkeys Rule!!"

Time limit - 4 weeks.

Good Luck Joppa.gal.

[joppa.gal]

Got the assignment and I accept. I might even recruit my photo team I teach.

Thanks!

[melissa]

bump.

[joppa.gal]

The McDonalds scheme should go down this Tuesday.

Be aware, Ronald.

[madasacutsnake]

For Coffee:

Cuddle a girl without cracking a fat.

Photographic proof is required. (5 points)

Bonus points for extra sexiness in the girl. (1 extra point per sexy feature, we'll vote on it).

Demerit points (lots of them) for extreme close-up crotch shots.

[zenbabe]

I doubt I got an assignment, but if I did..someone PM me....I am not on highspeed yet and refuse to go through this whole damn thread to find out.....highspeed soon!

[trisherina]

HAHAHAHA! That's a great assignment for Coffee, snake!

[joppa.gal]

cracking a fat

Just so I know so I never do this, could you define for us all?

And the extreme crotch closeups are not okay on either end, either for Coffee or the girl, right?

Just so he doesn't think that one is okay and not the other.:p

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by joppa.gal
Just so I know so I never do this, could you define for us all? Aw, come on...

[madasacutsnake]

not much chance of that joppa (http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html#C)

[Coffee]

Sorry, I have to decline that assignment Madas.

I can't ask a friend or a stranger to put their photo on a board like that. :rolleyes: :(

I often embarass my self here, but I won't ask a friend to.

I took the liberty of finding a cute chicken picture for myself.
http://www.anasark.com/pictures/photos/=April%20Chicken.jpg

[joppa.gal]

Aw, come on

Hey, slang from down under throws me for a loop. I was being sincere! Thanks for the off-thread link...




The McDonalds caper is scheduled for tomorrow 8 pm and pictures should arrive board-side next day.

:p

[joppa.gal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/mcdonalds.jpg

[sparticle]

hahaha! that's brilliant, joppa!

[melissa]

Good job, Joppa. I hope you get all your points!!

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I doubt I got an assignment, but if I did..someone PM me....I am not on highspeed yet and refuse to go through this whole damn thread to find out.....highspeed soon!

I don’t have highspeed, either. If you use a text-only browser, you can acheive DSL speed with a dialup connection. You just don’t get images or javascript or any of that- just text.

[joppa.gal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/CRW_6968_filtered.jpg

[Clytie]

*jealous of joppa gals sweey assignment*

[chuckie egg]

haha Joppa!! Fabulous!

[red]

Originally posted by Coffee
http://www.anasark.com/pictures/photos/=April%20Chicken.jpg

Is it me or does the dog look embarrassed?

[fodder]

tweaking is recommended:

http://faculty.smu.edu/cwsmith/Writing%20Assignment%203%20The%20Character%20Sketc h.htm

link won't work if you directly click.

[joppa.gal]

dog is totally embarressed.

I recommend getting it used to human clothes. (http://www.premature-expectation.com/)

woops, that's just for little dogs. Maybe your pet should have a pet of his own.

Last one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/mcdonalds1.jpg