Virtual Party

[dinzdale]

OK - that nice young NYC usually asks the questions, but here's a couple I was thinking of:

If I won the lottery I would have a huge Ze-Party, so tell me :

1) Where ?
2) What fancy dress would you wear ?
3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift. Who and what?

Stretch the brain and let's hear it......

[dickieC]

1) Your place. Parties at home are always fun

2) Either Dracula (I love my big red-and-black reversible cape) or Clint (I used to have big bushy sideburns that I could easily regrow given a couple of weeks' notice).

3) A big kiss under the mistletoe to all the ladies here for being so charming :smooch:

And a special one to Amanda, well, just 'cos... :swoon:

[bealeblues]

1) Where ? NYC or SF

2) What fancy dress would you wear ? hmmm... i suppose I'd try to find a jumping monster costume to resemble my avatar

3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift. Who and what?

I'm going against the parameters of the question, but since it's Christmas:

If I had HR powers, I would find DV8 a suitable assistant

If I had unlimited resources, I would get NG a Strad

If I could get it up and running, I would get NYC the exclusive on the ze-monkey commune so she could win the pulitzer

If I had piercing skills, I would get Neko the ultimate piercing b/c she seems to have difficulty picking what and where

If I knew his agent, I'd get Sean Connery to appear at the party so we could see how much MoN really looks like him (that might be for Neko as well)

If I had creativity, I'd get a huge "comforts of home" basket for Amanda to take back to Japan

i'll add more when i can....

[masterofNone]

1) Where ?
Xanadu
A miracle of rare device, a pleasure dome made of ice.

but, y'know, a heated one.

2) What fancy dress would you wear ?
I'd like to try something other than a dress. I could go for a kilt, which is technically not a dress. But I think a nice Armani, tab collar shirt, silk tie, matching braces.

3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift. Who and what?
To Amanda and NYC, a teleportation portal that they could just step though and be home. Let them sort out the time zone issues.

[amanda]

:sniff: geeee. gosh. I think I'm going to go hide under a blanket and blush for awhile....

[Deviate]

1) i would like it to be right here in town. my house would be fine (since i'm used to being shindig central). or, if it's somewhere else i would like a plane ticket to get there.

2) i would wear black suit pants, plack dress shirt and my electric blue and black velour tux jacket. swanky.

3) i keep coming across items that i think would tickle a lot of members. i'm an obsessive gift-giver and if everyone had P.O. boxes, would love to send out cards up the ying-yang. but that's me.

Here’s my virtual shopping list for my ZeFrankenfurters. I hope it’s complete!

to AllegroNG, a signed pic of Jim J. Bullock
to Amanda, an open-ended plane ticket
to Arif, a good cup of coffee and a bottle of fairness
to Beale, some alchy to cure him of his wall-flowerness, pony-tail holders and knee-stockings
to Beckstra, a “Jesus helps me trick people” tee shirt in blue with sparkly letters
to Chuckie, a good ol’ American burger with everything on it
to Ctl+Alt+Del, some anti-aging lotion for those ancient hands
to DickieC, a dickie chick to marry
to Dinz, some pints, a pack of cigs and a cheesecake pic of the crack-whore ex-assistant
to Eiggam, a case of Mac & Cheese
to Frieda, a bottle of Moet & Chandon
to JudyPatooty, animated freckles
to Lapietra, digital lipstick
to MoN, a cowboy hat for his Clint Eastwood impression
to NekoPunk, Dr. Pepper, and lots of it
to NYC, dinner with David Foster Wallace
to Quinton, a real flame shield
to Red, a job she loves with great pay and lots of vacation time
to Red Princess, a genuine Omaha snow globe
to Rune, 14 inches of fresh powder
to Sask, a bottle of children’s aspirin and an avatar of her very own
to Surflugen, a vacation from vacation
to ZeFrank, someone to complete all the little whiny tasks we Frankenfurters bug you about
to ZenBabe, a real trampoline and a new computer

[Eiggam]

Awww... I feel so "a part" of the group! You included me and I am just a new kid on the block! (Even though I have been guilty of "lurking" since the beginning!) Thank you, thank you!

[zenbabe]

awwwwwwww thanks dev!! I'm gonna work on getting that P.0 Box!!! :D

[bealeblues]

excellent work dv, excellent work

and eiggam, we don't have your Yahoo/AIM handle yet

[Red Princess]

i feel like i am not invited, and this damned cursor keep blinking at me waiting for more and there is no more.....

[bealeblues]

come on RP, you're invited

[Deviate]

sorry Red Princess, i messed up the R's. i knew i shoulda proofread.

anyway, you're up there now, happy happy.

-st.

[red]

**Smoooch**
Big kiss to Devi! I love ya' girlie!

1) Where
Amsterdam somewhere I wouldn't have to clean up after.

2) What fancy dress would you wear
I think it should be a costume party, so, um…I'd be a lion.

3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift.
Everyone gets a genie bottle with 2 wishes, use 'em wisely.


Gotta go yoga. That's one good thing about not working, I can do yoga whenever I want to. Woo Hoo!
Laters.

[red]

Devi, your location just made me laugh out loud.

[Eiggam]

I'm sorry you don't have my info... but I don't have any of those accounts.... see, it is somewhat difficult for me to do this at work, as I work in the IT Dept and we are suppose to "set an example" for our other 350 PC users, so we are not suppose to have such things on our own PC's... (By the way, I am NOT an IT type person... I am actually a Graphic Designer/Communications Coordinator, but this is the dept they stuck me in!!!) Anywhoo, I am NEVER on-line at home (even though we have a cable modem there) because my honey and I just bought an 80 year old house and we are gutting it.... so my time is not my own! I'm sorry! Do you forgive me? PLEASE!!!!

[zenbabe]

Screw setting an example, I say, start a revolution!

[Deviate]

i don't have the money to take yet another trip, nor do i have the time to dedicate to drive somewhere. right in my backyard would make everything a hell of a lot easier.

-st.

[Eiggam]

Aahh... if only it were that easy!

I have just been given the assignment to take photographs for our new and up-and-coming website of every division where I work.... that equates to approximately 400-500 photos.....

And guess when they want me to have it completed..... January 15!!!!! (and our divisions are spread out all over the city, so it is not like it is all in one building)

So, I guess what I am trying to say, is even if I did sign up for Yahoo Messenger.... I will probably NEVER be here to answer a call!

Happy Holidays to me!

[bealeblues]

well, i've heard your case, eiggam, and i suppose we could grant you a pardon

[Eiggam]

Oooh... please do... I can use all the "pardon's" I can get. I am fighting with my boss about purchasing practices and he is really pissing me off! YIKES!

[zefrank]

DV8- I want a different present.

[Deviate]

um, how about this (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=GK-TIWH&Category_Code=STUF) and this (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=BLEN&Category_Code=TOYL), just for you, Ze.

-st.

[Deviate]

wow, maybe it IS the thought that counts ;)

-st.

[lapietra]

Oh, BOY!!! Digital lipstick!!! Now I can kiss everyone with impunity. :D

1) Where: Like, Newport Beach, dude, fer a totally bitchin' barbeque 'n' kegger. Huh.

2) What I would wear: This time of year - probably a fur muu muu.

3) Gifts: Anything I say after DV8's list would be anticlimactic. Anyway, I usually end up buying women smelly stuff (soap, lotion, bubble bath - you know what I mean) and guys cds & dvds - I know, not terribly creative... but it usually does the trick. ;)
Sorry... not thinking of anything clever...

[amanda]

1) Where ?

The midpoint for all of us: Tahiti

2) What fancy dress would you wear ?
If it HAS to be fancy, something dark red. And heels. Beyond that I'm awful with what is what in fashion. I guess that's why I'd prefer a sarong, please. Or my little pink tutu.

3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift. Who and what?

I'd give back the plane ticket, (you know where you would need to go today), a master's program of choice, money to pay for it, and all the free time you need for getting back to what you love- to Deviate.

To the rest of y'all- a plane ticket to Tahiti, a drink and a smooch and/or a hug (your choice).

[RuneT]

Blush! You are all sooo nice. Thanks for all the gifts. I think I need a bigger tree to put them all under. PS! DV8, your 14 inches of snow hasn't arrived yet. Are you sure that you have the right address? Norway, with an N?

1) Where ?
I'm with amanda on this. Tahti sounds great.

2) What fancy dress would you wear ?
Psychedelic body paint.

3) You have to give one other ZeMonkey a gift. Who and what?
I am busy working on the list. Hang on. Have a long island on me for starters.


skål (norwegian, for cheers)

[Deviate]

awww, thanks Amanda. you give me a greatly missed warm fuzzy feeling all over!

and Rune:
Norway is spelled with an 'N' now? hopefully it'll come back on the return address and i can toss it back your way...

-st.