Ze=Santa

[amanda]

Think about it...
He makes us toys to play with.
He's got the list, probably checks it twice.
He only appears when I'm asleep.
He knows if we are naughty or nice.
And somehow, my milk and cookies disappear when I'm not looking.

[masterofNone]

that last item could be rodents or insects.

[zenbabe]

ohhhhhhhhhh, and what if we have been naughty?? ;)

[amanda]

eww, MoN! No, My pod is clean. Got those nasty buggers out months ago.

No, I was going to blame it on one of YOU, since I *NEVER* eat all the cookies in the house. Ze seems like a prime suspect. ;)

[zenbabe]

yeah, but he logs cookies....does that count? logs and cookies..very Christmas if you ask me!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
that last item could be rodents or insects.

no it's the smurfs. they always steal my socks too! and they don't ever clean up the mess they make.

[bealeblues]

well amanda, you know i have been to japan, running amok... and if i can make a suggestion--- try leaving out chocolate chip cookies-- those are my favorite, er, those are really good.....

[amanda]

It's not you- it's me. Crap. I hate my image host.

Edit: okay, everyone listen up. My image host is MOVING physical locations. They hope to be giving me 100% service, but obviously they aren't. If they don't get their shit together in the next 24 hours, I'm ransacking their service department. If you want to sign up for the pillaging, please let me know.

Thank you

[masterofNone]

<--- always up for a little ransacking, looting and pillaging... ever hear of the Sabines? That was me.

[red]

I love pillaging! I'll be happy to help you out Amanda.

[amanda]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1204000.jpg

[RuneT]

It's... It's... zeperman! Love it! Where are the grapes?

[amanda]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1208209.jpg

[Frieda]

hahahahha amanda.. lol! great work! :D

[beckstra]

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

[dinzdale]

Are you hangin' up your stocking on the wall ?
Are you waiting for Santa Claus to call ?
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer ?
Has he bells apon his sleigh ?
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day ?

So here it is Merry Christmas.............

[amanda]

Well, I know the elf looks suspiciously like someone we know, but I still say our master of ceremonies is the modern day version of the jolly old St. Nick. If you haven't seen it, go check out...our holiday present (http://www.zefrank.com/directline/)

[amanda]

Waiting, waiting.....waiting for my image server to get there shit together....

Waiting with a baseball bat....

[Coffee]

Originally posted by zenbabe
ohhhhhhhhhh, and what if we have been naughty?? ;)

Then we have to post funny pics of us playing with our food to attone for our sins.

[zenbabe]

http://zenmedia.org/Pics/House%20Antics/DSCF0013.jpg

that is fresh baby dill on his face...i think that counts..

[Coffee]

ewwwwww.

[zenbabe]

it's just shaving cream!! Get your mind out of the gutter!