Xmas Card Greetings

[dinzdale]

OK spot pickers, here's another one to join in.
The cards hallmark wont print for Christmas.

For example, your starter for 10:

Happy Birthday Sister
May this year bring lots of loot.
I wonder if you've told the folks
You are a prostitute.

[Indigo]

Having a Joyous Season
We're sending these cards instead of enduring the holidays
with a bunch of FREAKS like you.

[Indigo]

Wishing you a joyous New Year!
Maybe you can finally resolve to get rid of those crabs.

[noxxville]

Have a wonderful Holiday Season and a Joyous New Year!

I would have sent gifts, but what everyone has told you is true...

I hate you.

[noxxville]

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A flaming case of Herpes that ruined my holiday cheer.

Merry Christmas

[nycwriters]

There's no such thing as Santa Claus.

Love,

Mom

[trisherina]

TO MY DAUGHTER ON HER BIRTHDAY AT CHRISTMAS

Since Dad's in a home,
I've been living with Nick,
I hope you'll come see us
...Does this make you sick?
:mad:
...We'll go to a flick.
:rolleyes:
...Don't be such a stick.
:(