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nycwriters

12-19-2002, 02:43 PM

Ok, ok, so it's gotten quiet here. Let's change that and talk about our favorite subjects! OURSELVES! hehe.

Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Go at er! :D

Deviate

12-19-2002, 03:02 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
Most people notice my eyes or my voice first.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
the Human Rights Campaign

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
My mother. She overcame severe abuse and trauma to become one of the greatest people I’ve ever known. She’s got a great sense of humour, is tough and very loving. She’s stupendous.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
I got a degree in Theatre Direction and Design.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
I like kids a lot. I don’t know if I’ll ever have any of my own.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
No clue. My memory's awful. I can't even remember what I got last Christmas.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
i'm great with numbers, i just don't want to take the time to do it. i have someone else take care of it for me.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Recipe for Egg nog + Brandy

Ingredients:
Egg nog
Brandy

Directions:
Pour egg nog into a glass filling the glass half-way
Fill the glass with brandy
Stir
Drink
Repeat until wearing egg nog, brandy, and several strands of tinsel

Variations:
Egg nog + peppermint schnapps
Egg nog + amaretto
Egg nog + spiced rum
Peppermint schnapps
Vodka + more vodka
Gin + Nyquil

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Very beautiful and intelligent, this woman is someone that I am pleased to learn more about. I am happy to have met her.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
Confidence. With this all else is possible.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
People think I’m Catholic – my place is a shrine to wax and wick

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
My throat is scratchy from singing all night. We’re in a karaoke bar in Vegas and Dinz is hitting on every woman in the room. I’m following him up, and, being chivalrous as always, trying to apologize for his conduct. I’m wishing everyone else from the board is there with us, but, oh well, they’re all busy plugging slots. I can’t stop winking. ;)

bealeblues

12-19-2002, 03:07 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

loaded question... but i'll go with either my blonde hair or my emerald green eyes... i'm simply dreamy....

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

CF Foundation. (personal reasons)

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

ummm... i'll get back to you on that.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

i did; i took english (though you'd never know it here)/chem/psych/eventually law

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

i try to stay away from goats, even little ones.... i have no goats, and don't want goats

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

computer (although the thing is dead now)

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

ask my accountant (like i have one)

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

orange juice and absolut (either citron or mandarin; although mandarin works great with sprite)

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

more tolerance in the little finger than i have in my whole body

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

i already have all of those....

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

i typically stay away from candles b/c most scents give me spintering headaches, but i like those that don't give me headaches and will burn them in my place occasionally

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

i'll never tell, but if i'm that drunk, let me know if i had a good time

zenbabe

12-19-2002, 03:25 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

-My smile, wit and charm

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

- toys for tots, or make a wish foundation

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

- Mirror mirror on the wall....

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

- I did, but I dropped out to run away to L.A to become and actress..... wasted youth..

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

Yes, I do, No, I don't, Yes, I do..someday...

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

-I hate Christmas, I never get anything good

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

- how many languages can you say "horrible" in?

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

-not totally Christmas, but easy as sin to make and yummy

-1 lb grated cheese
-1 lb cooked italian sausage (the bulk kind, not links)
-3 cups bisquick

mush all together until it turns into orange dough, make lil balls, cook for about 15 minutes at 300 degrees or until they start turning a little bit brown, you will be able to tell when they are done. yummy!! Always a hit!

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
-you just gotta love beale

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

-all of the above, plus curley hair

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

-I am neurotic about candles, I have them everywhere, and aroma therapy burning oils!

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

-I would be with NYC, because we already have a date planned and we would be mad flirting with potential sugar daddies.

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 04:02 PM

1. Ffirst thing the opposite sex notices about you?
They say it's my eyes, but some say my killer butt.

2. What charity?
Special Olympics

3. Do you have a person you admire?
No - heroes let you down regularly

4. Did you go to college?
BSc in Petroleum technology (Chemstry major)

5. Do you like kids?
Not particularly - 6 stepkids (2 grandkids)

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A red London bus to ride on when I was 4

7. Are you good with your finances?
No, but solvent (just)

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Whiskey and green Ginger Wine

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Spunky

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute
Please give me more brains that I dont keep fuking things up like always.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles
They are OK in a tart's boudoir.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
If I'm drunk, they are probably in a coma on their way to a hospital.
I'd like to get shit-faced with many of you, but MoN would be interesting as he gets more philosophical as the booze seeps into his wise veins.

beckstra

12-19-2002, 04:14 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

well, right now I'd say the holy trinity on my chin...guh...but other than right now, I'd say the red hair

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

speed the light--it's an organization that gets vehicles, specialized equpiment, and food and medical supplies to missionaries

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

i could say Jesus, but that'd just bore you...so apart from him, I'd have to go with my friend Chad, everytime i'm around him, because he's got so many admirable qualities ;)

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

yes, i did, but only for half a semester...i was on probation because i never took any foreign languages in highschool, failed french, and decided i wanted to go to a seminary instead

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

depends, as long as they're upwards of 8 years old, yes...i have none (unless you count my jr highers), and i'd like some kids, but i think i'm just gonna adopt an older child

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

silly question kids...it's Jesus

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

don't ask, it's a sore spot at the moment

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

one candy cane
one cup of hot coca
put candy cane in hot coca

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

dinzdale has great character

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

confidence, cause arrogance sucks and is easily attainable with the other two qualities, however, i think it's possible to maintain a balanced level of confidence and humility

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

yes, 10

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

um, well, i don't drink, but if i did, i'd have to say deviate, cause deviate is the zemonkey that lives closest to me, and likely, i'd just be talking a lot

masterofNone

12-19-2002, 04:49 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
My big throbbing brain.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
Greenpeace

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Nearly everybody in some regard. My Dad. Watching him face the music of the federal government was a great lesson in grace and courage.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Acting major... had a family, never graduated

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Love 'em. Had 'em. All growed up... or nearly so.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A blow job

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
I'm good but I've never had much to work with.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Brine your bird overnight in a five gallon bucket filled with:
three gallons water
1 cup sea salt
1 cup soy sauce
1 pint orange juice
1/2 cup pineapple Juice
tablespoon cloves
tablespoon garlic powder
tablespoon of onion powder
1/2 tablespoon tumeric

Rinse, fill cavity with green onions, garlic, carrots, tarragon, & celery. Cook the stuffing on the stove top and put in a baking pan 30 minutes before the bird is ready. Pop the bird into a 450 degree oven for 20 minutes. Turn the heat down to 325 and cook until a thermometer in the breast reads 160... or till the pop-up pops.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
She makes faith look good

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
I'll go with confidence. Because that's the right answer.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
Sorry, I'm still laughing at the idea of "tart's boudoir" being said in a british accent

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
Gotta go with the dinz. professional to the end... Then he and I could round up you wimmins one at a time

dickieC

12-19-2002, 04:56 PM

Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

They don't.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

Oxfam. 'Cos it started here. Or the RuneT webcam entertainment foundation.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

Um, astronauts, collectively, for daring to trust technology to fly into a vacuum.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Still here, just.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

Never really tried or failed to like them. Have none, am insistent on the distinction between wanting children as an abstract concept and wanting to have a family with the person you love. Some people just don't get it.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

A copy of the computer game "The Hobbit" when I was about 9.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

Money is for doing stuff with.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

Turkey curry, for the leftovers, lots of mango chutney, mmmmm.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

Blimey, he's clever.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Looks (see 1.)

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, but only for ceremonial purposes. Not allowed naked flames in the 400 year-old building where I live.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Amanda, just to see.

Enough questions already!

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 05:38 PM

Well post your answers and give me some more ammo.....
x

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 05:49 PM

I will let my flame burn in secret......for now.........

(BTW: the 2 prison bitches you have (BB and DV8) must go before I could ever consumate our sacred tryst)

bealeblues

12-19-2002, 05:52 PM

wow... prison bitch... that's about the nicest thing anyone's said about me all day

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 06:09 PM

OH SHITE ! ! Did I say that out loud? I only meant to think it......

Deviate

12-19-2002, 06:09 PM

funny thing, that song was writen about the forbidden love of the Beatles' homosexual manager.

quite fitting in this case...

-st.

dickieC

12-19-2002, 06:14 PM

NYC's Motto:

If this board you wish to see
Answer me these questions sixty-three!

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 06:16 PM

4 inch spiked heels........mmmmmmmmm

....and you will note that at the moment on the board are me, NYC and lo and behold, the Mutt and Jeff of Zemonkeys

'Nuff said

Only 4 inch.....they're called flats in my house

dinzdale

12-19-2002, 06:43 PM

Okay, truce.......but you nearly fell into the web there girl.....

mmmmm......... 6'1 fully rigged demanding woman....mmmmmm......

Oops I'm thinking out loud again....dammit.

Somebody else answer the questions before things get messy...

masterofNone

12-19-2002, 06:47 PM

passed messy weeks ago.

SimplyCosmic

12-19-2002, 07:34 PM

Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
Since you asked...I think it depends on the man, so I'd have to say, either my, self-confidence, or my passionate, out-going, & enthusiastic personality, or my smile, or my sense of humor, or my I.Q. (139), or my big beautiful blue eyes, or my narrow waist, my big boobs & my big ass...

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

The local woman's shelter here in my town

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

I have many people I admire, the first one that came to mind was Harlan Ellison (H.E. is God) I think he's brilliant, talented, sharp, witty, outspoken, caring, idealistic, & courageous..just to mention a few qualities I've noticed about him. Also, as he says about himself, "I'm only 5' 5" but I'm amazingly tall when I'm standing on my charisma"

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Yes. I attended a number of different colleges and other schools. For two, I majored in cinematography at SFCC, and I went to Arrowmont, in Gatlinburg and took Textile Arts courses.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

It depends on the kid. I have one son (I like him a whole lot)

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

??? (give me a truck and THAT will be my best Xmas gift ever) (heh)

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

I am very very very poor. I have always been very, very, very poor. "Finances" are for rich people to worry about.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

No

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

A pretty good speller, and they're witty, and brave, and kind. And very attractive.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Brains, of course. If you're smart, you can improve your appearance if you work at it, no matter how you start out looking. It's my brains that give me confidence in myself anyway

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, I have lots of candles. I don't know how many, but I like them quite a lot.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Hi. My name's Diana; and I'm an alcoholic. (I'll have exactly eight years of sobriety on Xmas Eve Day, 2002)

But, to play along, if I had to choose, I'd pick Beale Blue, because we've posted back & forth to each other a bit, and I suspect we'd probably have some common interests which we'd be chatting about, like maybe making plans to meet in Memphis to listen to the music on Beale Street together.

red

12-19-2002, 08:59 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
My hair, it's always my freakin' hair *sigh*.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
I'd donate it to a local battered women's shelter.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Can think of anyone of the top of my head. Maybe I'll edit later.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
I went to art school and I took a microwave with me.

5. Do you like kids? Not really. Do you have any? Yes, kinda, I'm a birth mother. Do you want any? No.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
Presents aren't really a big deal for me.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
I'm good with finances.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Pick up the phone and order Honeybaked ham.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
She's a Leo babeee so must be great.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
I choose brains beause what more would you need?

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
I love candles. I buy tealight candles from IKEA in the 100 pack, I have them all over my house. I have no idea how many I have.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
If I'm drunk I probably don't know who it is and all I want to have a good time and not throw up.

Frieda

12-20-2002, 05:03 AM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
i have a weird face :D

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
cancer foundation

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
my parents.. for raising me.. i was really bad as a kid.. and worse in my puberty..

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
psychology. didn't like it though.. no degree or something

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
no, no, i'll think about it in 10 years

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
medieval harness

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
i spend money before i have it..

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
keywords: tagliatelle, salmon, broccoli, tomatoes, cheese sauce, parmesan cheese, those little bread things that you have to bake in the oven, white wine

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
red's really nice, good taste for vacation destinations! ;)

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
confidence.. i have no trouble with my brains, and with confidence one doesn't need looks..

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
i don't have a lot of candles.. no scented candles anyway, they make me sneeze! lol

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
i'd be with red in a dutch coffee house smoking pot

AllegroNg

12-20-2002, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by Frieda
1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

=-)-2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

Certianly cancer, or a related unpreventable disease

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

I admire a LOT of people.. for different reasons.. who inspire me in different ways.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Lebanon Valley College of Pennsylvania is in the house. Me Music Major!

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

It was my promise to the world not to breed.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

I had a star named after me!

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

I *was* good. But these outragous bills are killing me!:'(

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

Sugar free cheesecake:
1.5 packs of cream cheese
8 oz. whipping cream
5 packets of equal
5 packets of s&l
& whatever @#*% you wanna put in there!

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

Frieda is very pretty! And I'm sure she smells very good!

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Confidence. I wouldn't need anything else.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, because sometimes my cats are stinky! I have 92,385.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
Beale and.. well.. you know;) (just kidding, I'd be in bed with all of you!! [again, only kidding])

ella baby

12-20-2002, 10:14 AM

hi all, am semi new to this board, but found questions highly interesting, so here decided to leave lurkdom behind and reply...

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
probably eyebrows, eyes and then boobs (in that order)

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
considering I am a wanton smoker of about 2 packs a day - I'd say Cancer research

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
anybody who's over 70, still has hair, isn't insane or psychotic and can still tell a joke

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Art and German, Graphic Design courses and several other non-degree courses

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Sort of like them, as long as i can give them back at the end of the day, No and maybe

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
a friend whisked me off to Paris for a long weekend as a surprise gift a day after Christmas

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
completely and utterly useless.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
mmm, that's a difficult one, don't cook.... would a G&T be ok?

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
mmm they're funny and post a lot???!?

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
could I possibly cheat and have a little of all three... think that would be the perfect combination

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
love candles, but don't own any smelly ones, plus have had so many near misses of burning the house down that I don't light them anymore.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
I'd have to say that if I was drunk anything could be happening, but don't know who'd I take along for the ride.

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 02:32 PM

well i'll officially say welcome ella, and after a little while, you'll know who you'd want to get drunk with..... keep hanging out with us

masterofNone

12-20-2002, 02:34 PM

beale has become the official 'zemonky welcome wagon.

and that's a good thing.

red

12-20-2002, 03:10 PM

Frieda you are too cool. Next time I make my way to The Netherlands I will meet ya at a coffeeshop where I can go on and on about how great the Dutch are! I've never met so many tech savvy people per capita and the hospitality is like none I've seen anywhere else.

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 03:52 PM

Beale you are a slime......give the poor girl a chance to spread her wings, and find her feet first, before your simpering "welcome, I'm Beale and I want to lick your boots".

I expect NYC not to take your unfaithfulness lightly either....

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 03:54 PM

your alcohol intake must be lacking dinz--- perhaps you need to spike your drink more since it is the holidays?

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 03:55 PM

Better to spike my drink, than have NYC's spiked boots on my neather regions.

"I'll have a large on please, Barkeep...and a little less onion in this one..."

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 04:02 PM

dinz, what you wouldn't trade to have nyc spike your nether region....

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 04:07 PM

Is it as good as it sounds ?

How is Milady's hangover going ? Are you and Deev easing her pain?

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 04:15 PM

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V226306.jpg

you tell me if it would be as good as it sounds dinz....

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 04:18 PM

Whhhhhhooooooooaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!
NYC's wardrobe.com huh?

LOL - Bravo BB, absolutely brilliant.

Now, if I can find some Kleenex.............

Deviate

12-20-2002, 04:21 PM

http://www.abdaliancarton.com/box/kleenex.jpg

-st.

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 04:21 PM

haha-- why thank you dinz... nice sparring with you mate

Deviate

12-20-2002, 04:23 PM

actually NYC, i have the other burgundy one. you left it in my netheregions...

-st.

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 04:29 PM

Yes you 2, behave yourselves, sorry NYC.....it wont happen again.
Now BB and Deev, clean up the mess you have caused and get back to work.....

More coffee NYClady ?

RuneT

12-20-2002, 05:59 PM

I don't like to say, i told you so.

I TOLD YOU SO!

zenbabe

12-20-2002, 06:05 PM

I'm bored, entertain me people....

bealeblues

12-20-2002, 06:06 PM

those last few posts b/t me/dinz/nyc/dev/rune weren't enough??

dinzdale

12-20-2002, 06:16 PM

Some people are never satisfied........mostly the ex-Mrs Dinz's but that's beside the point........

red

12-20-2002, 06:47 PM

can't touch that one

zenbabe

12-20-2002, 07:01 PM

I need a drink!

zenbabe

12-20-2002, 07:04 PM

Merry Christmas (http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf)

Deviate

12-20-2002, 07:12 PM

omg Zen!!!!

i showed this to my assistant and we laughed our ASSES off. thank you SO much.

woobie woo!

oh, and as for entertainment, here's a picture of my Apple Man (http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/appleman.jpg).

woobie woo!

-st.

RuneT

12-20-2002, 07:26 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
I am russell crowe and my bum is firm. I charm

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
Africa. Aids, developement.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Robbie williams. Cool dude for 10 years now. talent.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Eng. school. what is inside this box?

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
yes.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A stereo, when i was a kid. A big stereo.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
Good with others. bad with my own.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
First u salt and dry sheep rib for 2 months.
Then u water it for 15 hours.
Steam it for 3 hours in a casserole together with birch branches
Sharpen it under the grill for 5 minutes
Serve it with potatoes and ...uhm what's it called?

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Zen spread good vibrations wherever she goes.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
brain. I'm not stupid.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
I don’t really matter. Butt. Sure.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
I am drunk while writing this. mmmmmmmm. one? why one? you want me to be selective? I would crash your party with nyc, amanda, and zen. That would show you. And I would do my dance.

amanda

12-21-2002, 04:17 AM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
I've been told, by both sexes, I have a squeezeble hienny. But I like to think it's my eyes.
Right now though, it's my English-speaking ability. Me speak pretty.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
I'm a bit leary of giving that much money to a charity, having worked in development before. Instead, I would give it all to one special, underappreciated young woman in China whom I and many others owe a great deal.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
People can let you down. Attributes are easier to admire and more attainable to instill yourself. Therefore, I find something in everyone that amazes, entertains, or teaches me- some say I'm just easily amused.

That doesn't just go for only our species, either.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

B.A. in Geography- the most holistic subject I could find. Minor in Sciences (chem/bio/phy- love them all.) I would go back in a second.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Kids see my stature, my red nose, and my refusal to talk down to them, so they start to treat me as one of them. I would have to work REALLY hard not to like kids.

I have 67 kids. But I'm happy at the end of the day to turn them over to their parents, even though we go crazy and run wild through the fields "hunting" animal flashcards. I know if they were mine, they wouldn't let me in their world as readily.

And their world is incredibly fun.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
Well, I just received a VERY good one- a newspaper article on one of the most influential people in my life, my high school philosophy teacher. I'm going to write him a letter this week.

Before that, my best ever: juggling clubs from my father.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
I amaze myself sometimes- I can be piss poor and still pull out two international plane tickets out of my hat. But then, when I am making money, I can go for days without eatting because of a visit to Powell's (http://www.powells.com) bookstore.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Red wine- make sure the wine isn't the best one in the cellar. It doesn't need to be and you'll be shocked what you do with it next.
Pour the bottle in a pot, add about half that of orange juice. Heat.
Toss in some cinnamon sticks.
Peel an orange, put whole cloves in the orange slices, toss them into the pot.
Simmer.
Get out the whisky. Get a big metal ladle- put some sugar in the ladle and fill the rest with whisky- heat over an open flame (be careful please) to melt the sugar into the whisky.
Add to the pot.
Keep doing that until it tastes "right"- you'll know it.
Ease up to the fire and get schnockered.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you. She's fire and ice, wickedness and nice, wrapped up in a confident, inquisitive, happy soul. When I grow up, I want to invite her to come, sit in my box and drink wine with me.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
No gifts- just a chat with the giver. Besides, what do I give back- pot holders?

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
My house smells of kerosene and mulled wine (see recipe above). I have two candles that migrate between my bath and my bedroom- I love firelight.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Well, it would be great- first, we would all be connected somehow.
And some of us would feel free to create to share their wonderful, exquiste, if not at times, hilarious artwork.

Some of us would compose beautiful prose, poetry, or whatever struck their literary sense.

Still others would just come and sit, talk for a while. Stay by our firelight or feel free to leave- it is their choice.

There would be fun and merriment, dancing naked around a primordial glow, singing the "Banana Boat Song", the passing around of vodka and wine bottles, nobody getting any work done....

And Ze... Ze himself- he, he would be carving the roast beast.

zenbabe

12-21-2002, 03:52 PM

hehehe, thanks guys, I feel the love!!

Madmack

12-23-2002, 03:07 PM

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
No idea.. Ask Peg.. I have no idea...

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
No organized charity... I know where a large chunck of that money goes to... But give directly for educational developement in Central America and the Caribbean.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Aidan, my 1 year old nephew. For learning how to walk and always having a smile on his face...

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Carleton U.. International Relations/History

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Love em.. Not yet... Yup...

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
5 years old: An Evel Knevel stunt cycle...
Last year: A pair of 25 year old worn out leather gloves from my grandfather...

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
If there was an Olympic event for being horrible with money... I'd get the gold...

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Fruit cake... Brandy... + a match...

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Zen seems very cool.. I got a warm welcome when I joined the board... (Hard to say when you've only been here for a day..!!)

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
Confidence... If you are confident in your self you can overcome anything...

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
Like em.. Got a bunch. Never really counted them though...

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
Umm.. It would be Peg... at the Heart and Crown.. A boy walks by, she almost fall out of her chair spinning to look.. Oh ya.. that already happened...!

dinzdale

12-23-2002, 04:45 PM

q.11

Have you seen NYC's "tart's boudoir" ?

q.12 is the Heart & Crown in the Village? I seem to remember a similar sounding place on my travels once....

agentsmith

12-23-2002, 07:15 PM

why the hell do you people post your answers to those dumbass questions? Do you actually think people are going to read those? Why would i waste another second reading that shit when i could be staring at the ceiling, counting the fly carcasses in the numerous spider webs that hang there?

Deviate

12-23-2002, 07:20 PM

i've read every single to every single question in this thread. i read almost every single answer to almost every single question ever asked on this board. i enjoy the answers, i enjoy learning more about other people. i do not enjoy spider webs or fly carcasses, but you're welcome to count every single one of them instead of reading a word of our drivel.

if it's not your cup of tea, so be it. but please keep your unbridled negativity away from the fun of others. we don't need you peeing in our sandbox.

thanks!

-st.

Madmack

12-23-2002, 07:48 PM

Thanks Deviate.. Well put. Couldn't have put it better...
I'd love to say I understand why agentsmith seems so crusty.. but that is his or her's problem.. not mine...

One point though... You sort of have to point your browser in the direction of the board.. and the section.. and the thread.. Then read through the 60 odd posts to get to the end...
That's an awful lot of effort to chirp at others who enjoy the interaction wouldn't you say...?

Madmack

12-23-2002, 07:54 PM

In answer to the questions..
Yup seen the tart's casa... Nice place... Comfy living room floor... Seen the stilletto's (As if she needs to be taller..!)
The Heart is a pub in Ottawa... Cold beer, good music, better friends...

lapietra

12-23-2002, 08:28 PM

I enjoyed everything I read up until "agentsmith"'s ugly little rant.
Not that I don't think people should be honest etc. about their feelings - but if that's the way someone feels, this isn't the place for them... just my opinion.

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
Prolly my eyes. That's what people usually remark on. Big & hazel green. Or my giant godforsaken head of hair.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
An agency that educates people about getting their animals spayed & neutered. Too many homeless kitties out there, and I can't take them all in...

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
I admire a lot of people - usually the thing I admire most is when people go after their dreams and say what they think despite their doubts or circumstances, and don't make excuses - something I aspire to but I'm not very good at yet.:rolleyes:

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Yes - classical vocal performance, jazz vocal performance & arranging, and music composition.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
yes.
I love kids, but I'm too self-involved and poor to have any right now... maybe if I meet the right guy -

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A giant stuffed raccoon when I was about three. I named him Rocky. He was my best buddy.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
Woefully, miserably, pitifully pathetic. I will die on the street if I continue in this fashion.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Christmas Cake (http://mariannestone.com/christmas_cake.htm)

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Madmack is new to me - but he seems to be an ultra decent human being. ;)

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
Confidence. No contest.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
I love candles - I have them all over the place. When I have friends over, I light them all. :)

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
I think maybe Amanda or NYC - and I'm just sitting back, watching, and taking notes for future reference. ;)