Well...

[dinzdale]

I've been here 47 minutes and all my work is done for the day :(

Now, just what the fvck am I supposed to do?

[Avalon]

Call Mags; she said operators were standing by......

[red]

learn how to pace yourself

[dinzdale]

Pace myself???

If I evenly distributed the 47 mins of work over the course of a nominal 8 hour day, I would have to do 9.79 mins work per hour.
That's only 16.317 % of the time spent at my desk could be used for work.
The question would still be as to what to do for 50 mins 12.6 seconds per hour.

[rmr]

****?

[zero]

^you mean hoo ha?

[rmr]

i don't speak like that

AWFUL

[trisherina]

I can pass you some work Dinz. I can't seem to motivate myself like usual.

[dinzdale]

Send it over, I'll work it out.

[trisherina]

I gotta admit it's very tempting to see what you come up with when the task is "develop a checklist for nurses to follow when admitting new inpatients and outpatients to the program."

Please advise.

[dinzdale]

Just tell me what the "progam" is and I'll get right on it.

[trisherina]

Treatment of eating disorders, the low weight end of the spectrum. :rolleyes:

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Pace myself???

If I evenly distributed the 47 mins of work over the course of a nominal 8 hour day, I would have to do 9.79 mins work per hour.
That's only 16.317 % of the time spent at my desk could be used for work.
The question would still be as to what to do for 50 mins 12.6 seconds per hour.


You'd still be working harder than most elected officials and corporate bigwigs. Use the rest of your time to figure out how to steal millions and not get caught. It's what THEY do.

Or go to a nudie bar. Say you're seeing a "client". When you come back reeking of cigarette smoke, champagne and French perfume, your shoulders covered with glittery confetti from the Big All-Girl Number and your tie askew, tell them the client insisted on being entertained. Write it up in your expense report. Be sure to nclude the champagne cocktails purchased for Miss Amber Delite. Repeat as needed.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by trisherina
Treatment of eating disorders, the low weight end of the spectrum.

I'll get right on it...thanks!


Spart: and that would be different from a normal lunch hour in what way?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I'll get right on it...thanks!


Spart: and that would be different from a normal lunch hour in what way?

Well, you could take, like, seven of 'em in one day. :)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by trisherina
develop a checklist for nurses to follow when admitting new inpatients and outpatients to the program

Notes:
Do NOT refer to the patient as Bones, Skinny, Twiggy or Naomi Campbell.
Do NOT use reverse psychology and say "Whoa! Back up from the desk there Chubby / Lardy / Star Jones"
DO always appear polite and helpful - remember, a patient today is next month's Jaguar installment.
Do NOT lick powdered sugar from your fingers before filling out the attached form
Do NOT make "ka-ching!" noises when admitting patients.

Questionnaire:
1. How much do you weigh?
2. Seriuosly, how much do you weigh?
3. Really?
4. How long have you weighed this much?
5. Would you like a double cheeseburger and biggie fries?
6. Are you sure?
7. Can we just put down that you did order one, and like sort of gave it to me?
8. Can you order a milkshake with that?
9. Are you insured?
10. Do you expect me to believe that?
11. Cookie?
12. Well that's your loss isnt it?
13. Are you bulimic?
14. Would you look sideways while I ask the rest of these questions?
15. Do you think I look fat in this uniform?
16. Are you sure?
17. Are you anorexic?
18. Do you blame your parents for that?
19. You're a bit of a whiner arent you?
20. Are you sure you dont want that double cheeseburger?

How am I doing? :)

[Saxifrage]

Damn, you folks are happenin' ! All I do is read during my lunch break. Can I come work with you?

[trisherina]

Wow, dinz. You sure know how to set up a good therapeutic alliance... people wouldn't get any better, but at least they'd chuckle as they starved to death.

Why is it I visualized snake asking all those questions?

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dinzdale
19. You're a bit of a whiner arent you? Ha!

You asked Dinz to devise a program for a bunch of nurses..LOL that's very funny Trish :D

Brrringgggg ;)

[trisherina]

I'm just relieved nudity was not called for in the checklist. And not because I think no one would want to be naked. :(

[dinzdale]

Well ...having helped Trish no end, anyone else got some afternoon work for me?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Well ...having helped Trish no end, anyone else got some afternoon work for me? Heh heh heh.

That's a loaded question.

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Well ...having helped Trish no end, anyone else got some afternoon work for me?

cough

[dinzdale]

Ambs.....is that really you?

Need a cat sitter?

[ambo]

my requirements for a cat sitter are
1. more than 100,000 posts
2. been here more than 14 years

[dinzdale]

Damn....and I was going to teach them the blender game :(

[ambo]

sorry, you are just going to have to fiddle with yourself at work like the rest of us underachievers

[trisherina]

Hi ambo! ({)(})

[sparticle]

Originally posted by ambo
cough

Well, Hi there!!!!! :) :) :)

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by trisherina
Why is it I visualized snake asking all those questions?

Sod off.

I can empathise.

Or should that be sympathise?

Did I spell them right?

I used to visit a private psychiatric hospital (on a professional basis ferfuxsake) daily. My mate reckoned all they needed was a "good kick up the b*m".

(note to all: NOT teenage anorexics we're talking about)

[ambo]

hi gracie
hi trish
:)

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by ambo
my requirements for a cat sitter are
1. more than 100,000 posts
2. been here more than 14 years

you forgot 3. ability to spam other peoples blogs with catty banners.