Ze Monkey Flying Circus [Archive] - ZEFRANK.COM

amanda

12-21-2002, 09:52 PM

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, honorable Ze monkeys...welcome to the Ze Monkey Flying Circus!

Ze, of course is the master of ceremonieshttp://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1220705.jpg

Name your carnie talent here.

masterofNone

12-21-2002, 10:09 PM

I can talk to the animals.

just imagine it.

and I can juggle. a bit.

amanda

12-21-2002, 10:18 PM

Ah, but what would you be?

The Bearded Lady? Lion tamer?

Oooohhh I know....The Human Canonball.

masterofNone

12-21-2002, 10:24 PM

That's what I look like from above. Or the human roll-on.

amanda

12-21-2002, 10:31 PM

Alright-y then.

(Puts MoN down as "The Human Roll-On Underarm Deodorant.")

Who's next?

zenbabe

12-21-2002, 10:43 PM

i would ride around on the elephant and do tricks on the trapeze!!

masterofNone

12-21-2002, 11:00 PM

man. this is a tough room.

I wanna be the lion tamer. I've got the chair.

and one of you wimmins can lend me the whip.

amanda

12-22-2002, 12:28 AM

adds "Lion Tamer"

keeps "The Human Roll-On Underarm Deodorant"

Zenbabe- Perfect. Can you dance on the back, or just ride them?

zenbabe

12-22-2002, 01:24 AM

Yeah, I would give a little wiggle, but only if Ian shows up!!

Here, you can borrow mine mon...

http://www.zenmedia.gogman.net/Pics/random%20stuff/whip.jpg

beckstra

12-22-2002, 01:46 AM

Ummm...I suppose I could do tightrope. I do know God after all.

RuneT

12-22-2002, 07:52 AM

I will crawl into a tiny glass box. Rubberman!

AllegroNg

12-22-2002, 09:40 AM

I can put my feet behind my neck!!

masterofNone

12-22-2002, 10:35 AM

fantastic

amanda

12-22-2002, 11:02 AM

adds "The Fantastic Man" to MoN's long list of attributes

bealeblues

12-22-2002, 01:42 PM

i can take tickets and "welcome" everyone to the show

lapietra

12-23-2002, 03:49 AM

ummmmm.... I guess I could be the Bearded Lady... I mean, just LOOK at my avatar!

AllegroNg

12-23-2002, 09:13 AM

Ze sprained his ankle : pout : Must edit ringmaster..

dickieC

12-23-2002, 09:14 AM

I can do forward rolls, and I usually narrowly avoid breaking my neck on the trampoline.

dinzdale

12-23-2002, 12:34 PM

I can impersonate "Le Petomain" if you think it would be a crowd pleaser.

masterofNone

12-23-2002, 12:42 PM

obscure flatulence references kill me

Deviate

12-23-2002, 02:06 PM

ooh ooh ooh! clown for me, thanks!

and, um... i'm frightened that i'm telling you this, but... i can use circular breathing to make one, constant, never ending arm fart noises. thought about going for a world record. you can add that to your freak show.

-st.

dinzdale

12-23-2002, 03:01 PM

Better still, I can do genital impressions such as:
"Last Turkey in the shop"
"Zulus at Dawn"
and the ever popular "Churchill looking startled"

...but you've probably seen it all before......

RuneT

12-23-2002, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Deviate
ooh ooh ooh! clown for me, thanks!

and, um... i'm frightened that i'm telling you this, but... i can use circular breathing to make one, constant, never ending arm fart noises. thought about going for a world record. you can add that to your freak show.

-st.

how? how?

Deviate

12-23-2002, 03:15 PM

i'll have to demonstrate when we meet. at our reunion we'll have to have a "Stupid Human Tricks" show so we can display our odd talents.

and we'll have to be very, very drunk.

-st.

amanda

12-23-2002, 07:20 PM

Personally, I'd put down good money to see dinz's version of "Churchill looking startled".

I will work on it, Ng.