in this thread we learn about tampons

[trisherina]

The finest in tampon education (http://www.cockeyed.com/science/tampons/tampons.html)

[dinzdale]

Ha Ha!

Unlike a certain steroetype, I certainly dont mind buying the things, in fact they can be a great source of cheap laughs.
When an assistant loudly asked me from the counter, as I walked down the aisles, what I was looking for, I replied (even louder)
"Tampons! Ah here they are......erm..which ones are which?"
"They have different absorbancies"
"Are they by size?"
"No sir, they're approximatly the same size"
"Oh, well what would fit THIS?? (holding my hands up clearly in the approximate diameter of a frisbee)"



....and dont get me started about the wings on a jam rag....:rolleyes:

[Audreyvgs]

hahahahaha "fortnight" ones...

[melissa]

"Tampons do not glow, even if you shake them. "

[JesusTitties]

i used to refer to used tampons as Vampire Teabags

[Spicy Jack]

My friend had mouth surgery and bit down on a few tampons to absorb the bleeding when she ran out of gauze.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My friend had mouth surgery and bit down on a few tampons to absorb the bleeding when she ran out of gauze.


ewwww almost as gross asthis (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=233822#post233822post233822)

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Clytie
ewwww almost as gross asthis (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=233822#post233822post233822)

as long as they are the all natural ones and not the "make your cooter smell like roses" ones, it's alright.

[trisherina]

No kidding. AGH! I'm sorry, adding car air freshener to your personal hygiene can only make things worse!

[zero]

big hoo ha about nothing

[zenbabe]

my ex-friend didn't figure out that you arn't supposed to insert the applicator and all until she was 27.

She couldn't figure out why they didn't work that well and kept slipping out...

that pretty much blew my mind....

[Spicy Jack]

that reminds me of a friend that didn't know you are suppose to remove the ojas from the tamales before eating them.

okay...maybe not a good example.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by zenbabe
my ex-friend didn't figure out that you arn't supposed to insert the applicator and all until she was 27.

She couldn't figure out why they didn't work that well and kept slipping out...

that pretty much blew my mind....
:eek:

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
that reminds me of a friend that didn't know you are suppose to remove the ojas from the tamales before using them as a makeshift tampon

:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

that too.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
as long as they are the all natural ones and not the "make your cooter smell like roses" ones, it's alright. JOJ

"This junior tampon was able to hold back the fluid in this inverted Travel-size Scope bottle. A tiny bottle of Scope is a lousy substitute for a real vagina, especially when you are traveling."

More JOJ.


But the biggest JOJ???? Picturing your friend biting down on the tampons. I mean, it's not like she was the first one to fall asleep at the slumber party, oh no! She did this on purpose!

[drivinmissdaisy]

The tampon machine in my office building is always out, or just eats the dime I put in it. How come it works for everyone else!

[Audreyvgs]

"Fortnights, the worlds first Permanent Tampon"



:p

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by dinzdale
:eek:
:eek:

[sparticle]

Originally posted by trisherina
No kidding. AGH! I'm sorry, adding car air freshener to your personal hygiene can only make things worse!

But what if you were to dangle "deodorant scented" tampons from your rear view mirror as car air fresheners?

How economical! How innovative! You could, like, add glitter and brightly colored ribbons to make them festive for the holidays!

(Anybody know the rugby standard, "Dinah"?)

[trisherina]

I dare you to make little net bags for them and give them to friends as sachets.

[Zaftig]

Or perhaps ornaments? Didn't someone post a link to tampon ornament making??

[sparticle]

Originally posted by trisherina
I dare you to make little net bags for them and give them to friends as sachets.

Which friends? *evil grin*

[Large Marge]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read.

I laughed so hard, my tampon fell out.

[Audreyvgs]

If it was one of those "Fortnights"...by now it'd be so hard it'd nail your shoe to the floor!

[topcat]

how long you women going to talk about these things? isnt it bad enough they have commercials on tv for them?ands this is the thread where we learn .... can anyone fire one out like a missile?

[Large Marge]

Uh, no, you silly man.

At least, I don't think so.

But if it can be done, you can be sure that someone in this forum has done it.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
If it was one of those "Fortnights"...by now it'd be so hard it'd nail your shoe to the floor!



OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA at Marge & Aud! :D

[sparticle]

Originally posted by topcat
how long you women going to talk about these things? isnt it bad enough they have commercials on tv for them?ands this is the thread where we learn .... can anyone fire one out like a missile?

My aunt -- she was in the Gulf War and shot down three enemy aircraft. She got the Playtex Medal of Honor for that. We were all so proud.

[madasacutsnake]

And what's more, those aircraft had wings.

[ally]

One of my friend's dad used to use tampons up his nose when he had a really bad cold, it was quite amusing as they swelled up....

[chuckie egg]

Once at school I had a pervy graphics teacher with BAD BREATH.

One lesson he taught us how to paint with tampons, and using red ink.

He got sacked for that.

[trisherina]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
And what's more, those aircraft had wings.

:rolleyes:

[sparticle]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
And what's more, those aircraft had wings.

Oh, no you just DIDN'T. :p