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[Deviate]

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?

2) what would super powers would you have?

3) what type of crime would you fight?

4) who would your arch enemy be?

5) where would you live?

6) who is your sidekick?

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

-st.

[zenbabe]

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
-Midol Girl

2) what would super powers would you have?
-The ability to stop cramps in a single bound

3) what type of crime would you fight?
- I would be fearless in stopping cramps, migranes, backache and fatigue to women across the world

4) who would your arch enemy be?
-Cramp man and the evil migranian man, and men in general

5) where would you live?
- In the midol cave, where I would hibernate and come out to fight crime once a month

6) who is your sidekick?
-The fearless napkin girl with wings, providing ultra protection where I cannot...

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
-I'd do her...

[masterofNone]

would Midol girl's super pet be... wait for it...

the cotton pony?

[zenbabe]

lol, i was going to be tampon girl, but thought that would be a bit to gross.....

[AllegroNg]

Here, Zen, have my heating pad:(
And don't wear white. You can still go swimming.

[bealeblues]

1) what would your name be?

stoic man, without question...

2) what would super powers would you have?

the ability to remain calm and reserved in any given situation

3) what type of crime would you fight?

irrationality

4) who would your arch enemy be?

jealous girl

5) where would you live?

anonymously

6) who is your sidekick?

absolut girl (for the free shots, of course)

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

that might turn absolut girl into my arch enemy

[red]

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
Equality Person (formally Equality Girl, see issue #3, in later issues I drop the Person and become just Equality)

2) what would super powers would you have?
The ability to neutrlize unequal situations through negotiation. If that doesn't work, I kick their ass, but only if it's a fair fight.

3) what type of crime would you fight?
Women not holding doors open for men, there's never a "Men's Night" at bars and clubs, not getting equal pay for equal work, any business that charges more to one person for the same service than anotherperson based on a physical characteristic-i.e. drycleaners, hair salons and auto-mechanics, etc., monarchies, states that won't sanction same-sex marriages, the different treatment of people due to what they wear, not being able to hold hands and kiss your partner in public because you are not what is considered a "normal couple", I could go on and on…

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Big Bigot

5) where would you live?
the Equator

6) who is your sidekick?
Justice. He's not my sidekick, he's my partner, we are equal, remember?

We scream out, "Equality and Justice for all!", as we fly over head.

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
I really don't think so. I'd probably try to get her some help.

[masterofNone]

1) what would your name be?
Insensitive Man!

2) what would super powers would you have?
Selective Hearing - the ability to listen to each and every ridiculous utterance of a football color commentator yet remain deaf to the questions, complaints or comments of any woman.
Breast Vision - the ability to judge a womans bra size from 1000 yards
Elastic Neck - the ability to crane the neck in order to watch women passing by.
Unwise Speech - the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. "Yeah, you do look a little hefty in those jeans"

3) what type of crime would you fight?
I would fight to end women's suffrage!

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Midol Girl's former identity, Premenstrual Woman.

5) where would you live?
The den of solitude.

6) who is your sidekick?
Pizza Delivery Man.

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
"So, Barbie, how you doin' ?"

[amanda]

If you were a superhero:
1) what would your name be?

Lucid

2) what would super powers would you have?

Able to provide logic and clarity to even the murkiest of quagmires

3) what type of crime would you fight?

Public Relation campaigns, most government paperwork, health and dental insurance plans, inept lawyers, long-distance phone bills, banks...anywhere where someone profits by befuddlement.

4) who would your arch enemy be?

Miss Direction and Opaque

5) where would you live?

In a dream

6) who is your sidekick?

Clarity

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

Ken would kick my bum.

[dinzdale]

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
Penis Man ......aka The Dick

2) what would super powers would you have?
Tough as Steel, Hard as Nails, Loaded and Cocked

3) what type of crime would you fight?
There a many situations where only a big stiffy will help.

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Frigid Woman, Lezbo, ***** Whipper, Pat Buchannan.

5) where would you live?
Above the twin pleasure globes, surrounded by the forest of pubes.

6) who is your sidekick?
Cheap Woman, to always keep me at the ready

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
If she learned how to dress slutty and wear more make-up. After a night with The Dick she could never settle for Ken again.

[masterofNone]

Yikes.


Yikes, yikes, and more yikes.

[zenbabe]

Midol woman to the rescue....

[dinzdale]

You wouldnt need Midol if you had a visit from The Dick.

[zenbabe]

hmmmmmmmmmmm, midol, 2am feedings, midol, 18 years or responsibility.....hmmmmmmm, thats a tough one!

[RuneT]

Being a superhero is serious business and it take a lot of research and training. (http://www.aaarrgh.com/) Do you know how to become a superhero? (http://www.karber.net/superhero/become.htm)

1) what would your name be?
If you want a superhero name you shold do some research here. (http://www.karber.net/superhero/name.htm)
My superhero name is The Unknown Penguin. I am (http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm) a maverick shark-wrestling filmmaker haunted by memories of 'Nam.
This is what i look like: (http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp)
http://www.monstad.no/runet/penguin.gif

2) what would super powers would you have?
X-Ray Vision, Super Strength, and Time Control


3) what type of crime would you fight?
Where is the option to use my powers for my own pleasure?

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Midol Girl. THE WORLD IS mine...MINE!

5) where would you live?
Where you least expect it.

6) who is your sidekick?
Insenitive man and the Dick

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
Uhm, yes. I am still male.

[dinzdale]

....and we can tag-team wrestle as the trio...(wait for it)........
..........
.........
.........
Insensitive Penguin Dick ! ! !

[bealeblues]

I have been dubbed "Samurai Dancer" and here's my storyline....

He's a deeply religious misogynist paranormal investigator from the Mississippi delta. She's a man-hating out-of-work former first lady descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

[RuneT]

Originally posted by dinzdale
....and we can tag-team wrestle as the trio...(wait for it)........
..........
.........
.........
Insensitive Penguin Dick ! ! !

hahahaha!

Hey Dinz, what do you say about the slogan "He's an oversexed voodoo cowboy on the run" ?


The power of 3. Charge! :D

[dinzdale]

Oh OK Beale , you can join..but we 'll have to change names to the world famous crime fighting quartet of..........

Insensitive Dancing Penguin Dicks !


Quite a mouthful........(apparently)......


"I'm gonna be an (oversexed voodoo) cowboy, baby...."

[masterofNone]

this sounds like a gay menage a trois to me.... I just can't do that again. I'm sorry... the flashbacks and the recriminations and my god the humiliation....


sorry boys count me out

[RuneT]

But MON? You are an impetuous zombie Green Beret with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. We can't make it without you.

[dinzdale]

I expected more from Insensitive Man.
You cant give up just because it SOUNDS gay. We are all comfortable in our manliness, and should proceed in a manly man's way to fight crime, and score chicks.

.....and besides, we'd then be just Dancing Penguin Dick's...

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by RuneT

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Midol Girl. THE WORLD IS mine...MINE!



Listen penguin boy, there isn't enough room on this planet for the both of us!!

[dinzdale]

Hey Midol Girl,

to get to the Unknown penguin, you have to go through The Dick.
....and did you know, it's not the cape making your butt look big...........

[zenbabe]

pfffffffffffft, the dick is no match for me, he doesn't have a very good train of thought, after about 10 minutes of battle, he will be passed out cold, then it's just you and me pal!

[dinzdale]

...i'll have you know the Dick is usually done with his battles in about 2 minutes,......he could fight longer, but just doesnt want to......it's not a problem at all....and he gets sleepy too straight afterwards........'cos he's tired, that's all.......

[zenbabe]

no, after I rough him up a little, I will then blast him with my serotonin gun and he will be rendered useless for at least two hours. I would have picked a better sidekick if I was you, but lets face it, your a penguin with flashbacks....

[bealeblues]

but the question is, can you "dance" all night? cos that's what it would take....

and after you dance all night, i'm quite sure 'the dick' will be up and ready to go after a proper refractory period.... we come at you from all sides, our quartet, no pun intended

[zenbabe]

:D\-<
:D|-<
:D/-<

note to self: Do not forget the salt peter this time!!

[bealeblues]

heal yourself dinz, i'm keeping midol girl distracted....

jump in at any time, penguin

[masterofNone]

the more I read the more soiled I feel

[dinzdale]

You mis-spelled "solid".......

[zenbabe]

hahahhahahha!

[dinzdale]

I know what I need to revive me....where's a cheap and trashy woman when I need it........
AhHa, this'll have to do...it's a picture of a woman with a cheap black mini-dress on ....shame about that guy on his knees in front of her........must concentrate

:shouts: Keep Dancing Stoic Man ! ! ! !
I'm coming ................

[bealeblues]

.... moving now into scenes from 'breakin' 2, electric boogaloo'.... this keeps them locked in like deer in headlights....

[masterofNone]

fantastic!

[zenbabe]

*swoops in for the kill*

[bealeblues]

you cannot be immune to my electric boogaloo..... i know your breakdancing weakness z-b.... i've done my homework....

[zenbabe]

drat! foiled again! This won't be the last time you hear from me!!

[dinzdale]

Wheeeewwww...

Well done Stoic Man, you've saved us all......
.....show me how you do that spinning on your head thing again......

[lapietra]

1) what would your name be?
Giggly Doormat Girl

2) what would super powers would you have?
The ability to submerge my intelligence under a veil of superficiality; deflecting violence with extreme displays of patheticness; the ability to mold my personality to please whomever I'm with; the ability to zone in on losers of all types and attract them to me

3) what type of crime would you fight?
You expect me to *fight*? Um, okay... I'll get around to it eventually...

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Lucid and Midol, Equality Girl

5) where would you live?
With either The Dick or Insensitive Man.

6) who is your sidekick?
Oh... I'm sorry. I thought *I* was the sidekick... I'm with Drunkgirl over there.

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains?
If she had lots of money, hell yeah.

[zenbabe]

geez...is drunk girl the only one on my side??? I feel so alone!!

[bealeblues]

that'll have to wait until we get back to the penguin igloo.... if i showed you the move and the technique, midol girl could detect the way to break the charm....

[bealeblues]

i think giggly doormat girl is on your side midol....

[lapietra]

Yes...well... unfortunately, Giggly Doormat Girl has the best of intentions... but she's chickened out so much that Midol Girl got fed up with her.

[dinzdale]

G Doormat girl..
you need to come with us to the Igloo for a big group hug..

[lapietra]

hmmmmm....
sounds tempting. Do I have to make breakfast after?

[dinzdale]

No, Stoic makes brekky......but if you could just do a bit of dusting, washing, change the ice on the roof, grocery shopping, painting and decorating,that sort of thing...... it would help us out quite a bit.

'K?

[lapietra]

*GDG struggles w/submerging her alternate identity* (BobbittWoman)

K!

[masterofNone]

danger will robinson!

[RuneT]

While being invisible I have been watching your petty battle, ms Midol girl. I will keep yawning until you have finished dancing with beal. If there is anything at all left when the dick has finished the ball, I will agree to hear what you have to say. And don't give me that "the world is mine" crap again. Frankly my dear, it's pissing me off because the world belongs to the Dancing Penguin Dick's and you... you .. later, ok?

[zenbabe]

You know you want me.

[RuneT]

You ARE a part of the world, honey