HAPPY BIRTHDAY RMR!

[Deviate]

And this one's for real, folks. Wish RMR a happy one!

http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/zeprojects/hppybday.jpg

we won't forget you, RMR! we're always in the mood to celebrate, especially for our fellow zeFranks.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Happy Birthday Rimmer !


.......at least i think you pronounce it that way.....



p.s I wont give back Amanda's or Lapietra's smooches and snoogies and genital fluffing.....they feel fine right where they are......

[masterofNone]

happy birthday rumor!

[Deviate]

i think it's pronounced: Auremar. least, that's how i hear it in my head....

but i hear so many things in there it gets confusing....

-st.

[rmr]

OH MY GOSH!!!

thank you so much, you're all about to bring a tear to my eye.

I never thought of pronouncing it as "rimmer" but hey that works for me. And I seriously all most fell off my chair with laughter when I heard it.

(rmr = my initials......dare I say my real name of Ruthie, well I guess I just did)

[Deviate]

well, Ruthie, you'll always be Auremar to me. sounds like a Tolkein character...

-st.

[masterofNone]

Auremar daughter of Elethwell

[Frieda]

lol! rimmer.. hah.. well happy b-day anyway! rim on! :D

[rmr]

Frieda --- I've been wondering for a while now, but have been to shy to ask you to tell me a bit more about "Cornholio"??

[red]

You don't know of Cornholio?
Have you ever heard of Beevis and Butthead?

[rmr]

Red - see that's why I was too shy to ask!!

I've heard of Beavis and Butthead, but I have not heard of Cornholio.

Forgive my ignorance.

[lapietra]

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
*breath*
happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyBIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

:D

and many moooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrre.........

hugs!

[dinzdale]

You have very large breaths.....

[masterofNone]

that is the single funniest line I have read on this board



welcome to the double entendre cafe... your table awaits... please pick your seats

[dinzdale]

Hand-crafted for Rimmer's Birthday.

Have a good one Ruthie and drink lots of beer for me and the gang.

[AllegroNg]

Auremar? Furniture?

You think that's funny, check out Lapietra's avatar!

[amanda]

:coughing, coming up for air...:

fluffing?!? I don't remember I signing up for that.....

Happy birthday, Ruth baby. I would send you the dancing girls, but they got re-routed... the last time I traced their track number, they were headed to Borneo.

ah well, dancing girls are passe. You deserve the best.

[lapietra]

I seem to recall (from my memories of the distant past) that fluffing doesn't necessarily require any agreement from or even participation by the fluffer with the fluffee. AND (in fact) fluffing can occur IN SPITE of the previously stated actions by the potential fluffer... it's all very complicated... ow...

[amanda]

so much to learn....

[rmr]

Ok, I just got back from having a couple cocktails and the fluffer -- fluffee comment is really hurting my mind. I'm seriously trying to work it out and I'm having troubles.

I have to think if I were going to be fluffed or fluff someone I'd have to some how participate???? Correct???? Or has this happened to me before and I never knew I was actually a participant?

Also, wanted to thank you all for making a girls birthday very special.....I'm sending you all crazy monkey love vibes.......:)

PS I'm having a little trouble typing, so please don't hold it against me.

[RuneT]

Have a good one, rmr.
Hugs from RuneT

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr
Frieda --- I've been wondering for a while now, but have been to shy to ask you to tell me a bit more about "Cornholio"??

well, beavis turns into cornholio after drinking too much stuff with cafeine or eating an old granny's pills (in the movie).. he pulls the back of his shirt over his head, his arms in the air, and he's Cornholio.. asking for TP for his bunghole.. :D

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You have very large breaths.....


hehe... that nearly said something else!!! :D

[amanda]

Will you LOOK at the size of those knockers?

Why, THANK YOU doctor!

[masterofNone]

woof

[amanda]

now, now...that goes over in the Fiction thread.

there. that's a good boy...