What's yours?

[xfox]

Please share some good excuses for being late for work here.

http://www.ee.sc.edu/orgs/ieee/pictures/sundial.jpg

[Frieda]

it's snowing and i was stuck in a traffic jam (used that this morning)

[xfox]

always stick with the truth

[dinzdale]

I did not hear the alarm, with the Nolan Sister's taking turns sitting on my face.

Honest.

[craig johnston]

train broke down.

had to wait for man from electricity board.

wife/husband/child/partner took ill.

bicycle broke down (dirty hands first).

neighbours flat was on fire.

my dog ate it.

[dinzdale]

Dear Boss,
Craig Johnston could not be at work today as he had wanked himself into a coma.

Rgds
Craig's Mum

[Max Headroom]

I hate working there and can't bare the thought of another hour of my life wasted in that mental vacuum.

[Clytie]

the shuttle was late

[zero]

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death


.

[zero]

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of a pet or relative - not too close otherwise can get complicated


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[dinzdale]

I was walking from the car park and the strangest thing happened. You remember that Twighlight Zone where the the guy goes into the future and picks up tomorrow's newspaper and comes back, bets on all the horse races at Kempton Park and wins a friggin fortune? Well a similar thing happened to me and I was swept into a space-time vortex, but when I came to, I didnt know how long I'd have in the future, so I grabbed the only thing handy, which was a copy of Home Furnishings. I dont know if I'll be a millionaire any time soon, but I can recommend wall hangings that will be screemingly fashionable this autumn.

[craig johnston]

'i fell asleep reading a post by dinzzzzzdale.'

'ah, we understand mr johnston, have a promotion.'

[zenbabe]

Diarreah, YEAH!

Or if your boss is a male, tell him you are bleeding like a stuck pig and cramping like a bitch...