Welcome Jenschka!

[lapietra]

Hey everyone - give a warm welcome to my friend Jenschka - a wonderful artist & all-around sweetie-pie...

[Frieda]

welcome to the board! :)

[RuneT]

What is she wearing?

:D

[AllegroNg]

EXCUSE ME
: pushing over Rune :
So, what you wearin?

[RuneT]

U asked for it:

This jumper (http://www.riverisland.co.uk/productdetails.jsp?kick=302323563&sid=99578342&bo_uid=4145&prodid=HV114&indexPos=2&lpguid=200058) and these jeans (http://www.riverisland.co.uk/productdetails.jsp?kick=1054316260&sid=99578342&prodid=HV108&affinity=true)

Wow, my clothes have a web site! :)
what are you wearin, Allegro?

[amanda]

Good, good... we ALWAYS have openings for all-around sweetie pies.

Jenschka, we have a very good reference on your qualifications- Lala here is one of our top judges of character, excellent artist and head of the all-around sweetie pie department.

Lemme show you around a bit- you've already met RuneT and AllegroNg, some of our ace flirters. Don't mind their swooping, dear. They never hit- they are remarkable pilots.

The bar is self-serve, and you'll usually find one or two (dozen) of us helping ourselves.

dinzdale will be around shortly with the little red (broken) welcome wagon. Until then, please make yourself at home.

[dinzdale]

:squeek:........:squeek:......:squeek:.......(piec e of shit)...:squeek:


Hello and welcome dear Jenschka (russian name?). Please make yourself at home.
"Jenschka".......it rolls off the tongue......like LaPietra, but that's another story entirely...........

WELCOME BABOOSCHKA ! ! !



:squeek:......:squeek:.......(f**king Beale)....:squeek:........

[RuneT]

Originally posted by dinzdale
:squeek:........:squeek:......:squeek:.......(piec e of shit)...:squeek:
:squeek:......:squeek:.......(f**king Beale)....:squeek:........

what? Do you have something in your shoes?

[masterofNone]

I think he's refering to his POS wagon, rune...

Amanda sounds like Glinda the Good Witch

"come out come out where ever you are..."

[amanda]

How did YOU know what I was wearing?

My tiara and wand just came back from the cleaners!

[masterofNone]

web cam is still on

[zefrank]

jensschka also has the distinction of being the 400th member, quite an admirable number, my dear.

[bealeblues]

you still haven't gotten the welcome wagon fixed yet dinz? i'm disappointed.... or maybe you've been a responsible citizen and haven't been driving it about town with a fifth in your hand....

[dinzdale]

ME fix it !!! ME fix it !!!!
I didnt break the mother f**ker in the first place.! ! !

It's your lemon matey boy, and I'm waiting to pass it off to an unsuspecting dork if I can find one hanging about..........
Hey, Deviate ! How's it going? Looking good !!!
Listen, have I got just the thing for you......

[bealeblues]

that is f***ing classic

[lapietra]

I think our guest of honor is at work - I'm sure she'll be very gratified at the warm reception she's getting (I expected nothing less! y'all rock the house...)

[Frieda]

at work? since when is there no internet at work? ;) :D

[bealeblues]

if i didn't have internet at work, i'd never get any work done (b/c i'd be sleeping, of course)

[lapietra]

Don't worry - I expect she'll become as addicted as the rest of us... muahahahaahaaaaa....

[Indigo]

Welcome Welcome Welcome Jenschka!

I am pretty new here myself, but feeling very at home.
The Ze boards are my very most favorite internet place to be!!

Hoping for your many fun times. This is our wishness.

[jenschka]

Hmmmmm........ where do i start??!!! Gee willikers, y'all. Not only are you NUTS, yer funny and kind and silly and dorky and all that good stuff! THANKS for the warm welcome! Lets see..... gotta keep you all straight here (i took notes)...... FRIEDA- met hou gehts goud? (i know thats wrong, but you know what i mean!) is harde kak something related to klootzak? interesting. RUNE T- i'm still in my pajamas if you really need to know. flannel raiders pants (no, i'm not into football- i got them at out of the closet (a second hand store) for $2! norway, eh? how about them FJORDS? ALEGRONG- thanks for lookin' out for me. AMANDA- one of my favorite characters of a book is named amanda! are you familiar with tom robbins? check it out...... http://www.centralbooking.com/author_about.shtml?author=55 by the way, is LALA a nickname for la pietra? cute! so what are you doing in japan? i spent some time there back in 95 or 96. wouldn't mind visiting again someday. DINZDALE- is your name DALE by any chance? i've got a DALE in my life..... another sweetie pie. la pietra knows him. maybe we'll get him to post here too! he's quite the nut. and yes, jenschka is russian-esque. but no, i'm not russian. and no, i'm not a babooshka (that means little grannie in russian). MASTER OF NONE- you're right, amanda's comment WAS very glinda-like! funny! we just watched that recently. what a total classic! i literally got totally giddy/happy watching it again. then we had to pop in willy wonka and the chocolate factory to make the evening complete. what a great set of films! oh yeah, are you the jack of all trades? i can relate. NYC WRITERS- yeah, there is quite a bit of insanity floating around these parts.... we like insanity. ZEFRANK- 400 eh?! that's mighty cool! good job on your part! how'd you find all these nuts?! BEALE BLUES- RIGHT ON!!!!!!! a fiona fan, eh? she RULES! and last but not least........... LALALALA PIETRA- YOU FUNNY GIRL! thanks for inviting me into your life! you're a sweetie pie too. now get back to work! see y'all soon! jenschka;)

[jenschka]

Hi INDIGO! thanks for the welcome. It's good to know so many people are enjoying this board. addicting, eh?!

[lapietra]

See? See? What'd I say??? :D :D :D

[Deviate]

heya Dinz! what's up? boy, you're sure bein' nice to me today....

it's like you were up to somethi...

HEY!

what's that rusty red POS behind you.....?

-st.

[bealeblues]

jenschka-- cool that you caught the fiona reference.... welcome aboard...

and dinz, don't even say it-- i'm not taking the POS back, so don't even start....

hey deev, what's that tied to your back? don't you hear the creaking wheels??

[Frieda]

jenschka, met mij gaat het goed! thanks! :D

harde kak isn't really related to klootzak.. it means "hard shit", klootzak means "asshole" (well actually we're talking 'bout the testes here but we use the word as the word asshole is used in english speaking countries)

so far for the dutch lessons. *burp*

[Madmack]

Welcome Jenschka...

[surflugen]

Welcome to the party...

[1kookykat]

Hi Jenschka! Welcome!

Not only are you NUTS, yer funny and kind and silly and dorky and all that good stuff!

Why, yes I am all that, thanks for noticing. Except the "dorky" part.

Well, maybe dorky in a sexy way.

And I'm not kind, either.:mad:

Oh well.

But enough about me, tell me: What do you think about me?:cool: (Did she mention what she was wearing?)