New and Improved Shameless Flirting Thread

[Deviate]

Don't want all the ZeMonkeys' loins to get in a bundle. Thought I'd open this again, what with all the clothing swapping going around.

So, NG, if you would do the honours......

-st.

[Frieda]

*hears the Jaws tune in the background*

[RuneT]

Hang on while I turn down the lights, open a bottle of red and go to look for some big and soft cushions. Snacks. We need snacks!

[Frieda]

i'll get the macadamia nuts & chocolate chip cookies, make us some garlic shrimps on toast..

[chuckie egg]

anyone for oysters?? ;)

[bealeblues]

i think it would only be appropriate if dinz tended bar, although i did tend bar once in a thread to some critical acclaim....

[chuckie egg]

hurry up dinz, I could do with a beer! hehe

[RuneT]

…she was saying, oblivious to the young man lying on the soft cushions trying to share his wine. “I’ll better go and do my duties in the kitchen”, he said, with a slight disappointment in his voice.

[chuckie egg]

...I'll share your wine, what does it taste like? :cool:

You'd better be careful though, it goes straight to my head! (cheeky giggles) :D

[AllegroNg]

Awww.. does that mean the origional Shameless Flirting thread is over?? But it was doing so well.. :( :(

Ok. Whatcha wearn :mad: :mad: baby.:(

[RuneT]

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, This Wine Is Great, and So Are You.

The Cabernet is exceptional: a youthful, dry, lightly tannic wine, with good depth and balance. It tastes of black currant, toast, and cherry.

[chuckie egg]

(tries not to dribble) "WOW!"

[bealeblues]

go ahead rune, just ruin all the ladies for the rest of us with your smarmy pillow talk....

hurry up dinz, we have dissention in our quartet.....

[amanda]

Ahem!

:sitting in the darkened corner, gin and tonic in hand; the single ice cube half melted from the body heat in the room...the ONLY thing that has melted. YET:

not ALL the ladies, beale....

[dinzdale]

OK Beale my boy, looks as though the girly in the kimono fancies you......I'll put something on the strereo for mood......

Let me see.....Black Sabbath, AC/DC..nah......oh here we go...



"Take the ribbon from your hair......."

[amanda]

I was making the playing field open for ALL of you fine gentlemen... I wouldn't want Rune=Russell over there to steal too much of the action from any of you...

I'm also trying to shake off this newly imposed title of "Glinda the Good Witch".

[RuneT]

care for another G&T, amanda? Let me know if you feel like having something culinary to eat. This aprin is not just a decoration, you know. :)

[Deviate]

(gasp!) Dinz has an AVATAR!

okay, i'm tired of waiting for Dinz to open the bar.

who want a drink, on the house?

-st.

[RuneT]

I'll drink whatever you like me to, dev. What's on the menu?

[dinzdale]

"shake it loose and let it fall....."

OK, Ok, bar's open.
Another G&T glenda...I mean Amanda.......Ice and a slice?

I see Miss Rimmer is in tonight....the usual?

[Frieda]

*barges in*

drinks? yay! fix me a cocktail please! anything! :D

[amanda]

single on the rock, double on the gin, luv. Lime slice if you've got it.

Nice pumps, dear. Are they yours?

mmmm...rune, can you, by chance, whip up a little brie with kalamatas? I hear that's a few people's favs....and I AM trying to eat more olives these days.

[dinzdale]

One large one coming up.....

I know a shoe seller who said these were cheap.......I think you might want to try them on.....what do you think Runny?

[amanda]

OH no you don't...

The last time I trusted you with one of my body parts, I spent three days handcuffed and fluffing.

[RuneT]

Well, they are nice, but I am afraid that they would crash horribly with my green apron.

Hey, Frieda! There is still a part of me that is not exploited yet, would you like me to whip you up something?
We have garlic scrimps, fried lightly in a marinade of oil, butter and garlic.
Or giant clams, fried in butter together with aroma mushrooms.
I’m frying steaks for the boys later, If you care to wait that long.
Help your self with the cheese, bread, virgin olive and fresh ruccola salad.
Allegro! Mmmm, nice outfit! Would you be a darling and pop down to buy some mussels on the marked? I have plenty of lemon. Thank you, smoooch!

Amanda, you find the olives and the brie, next to the salad. Enjoy!

[1kookykat]

Step aside, boys.

Good morning Ms. Amanda:cool:

I have to tell you seriously that you have the prettiest keystrokes I've--What the...?

Hey Dinz, is that porno music? Turn it down!

[masterofNone]

"are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

[dinzdale]

:......SCREEEEEEEP:
Sorry Ms Kat, can I get you anything.......vodka, gin, ..catnip?

[RuneT]

oooops, 1kookykat. I am truly sorry, I didn't mean to drop the hot scrimps and oil on your shirt. Sorry, Frieda. I will make you a new one.

Handle this, dinz! HANDLE THIS!

[amanda]

'tis better to be a bad witch than a wad b*tch

[dinzdale]

Handle it?
OK...Ok....
Kitty, give me the shirt and I'll take care of it....wear this leather apron until I get this stain out......

[RuneT]

No way, not my favourite apron. Will this lamp shead do?

[Deviate]

another round on me.

and Dinz, man, put some alcohol in this martini. it's like drinking olive water.

no brie for me Rune, i brought some feta instead. and some hummus. mmmm. m

fresh pita anyone?

oh yeah, i'm quitting my job.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Do you have 2 of them and some duct-tape ?

No it wont do! Get her something to put on, cant you see she's freezing????

[RuneT]

Oh, Deviate. wow. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. That is what I plan to do.

Hey dinz, kitty looks like a boy to me. When did you start drinking today?

[RuneT]

uhhm, nyc, this is supposed to be a flirting thread?

[bealeblues]

now let's see... where did the kimono go, now that i've sauntered back to the bar....

dammit rune, she's having some of your blasted cheese....

gimme a double grey goose shot dinz....

[dinzdale]

Oooops!
Peg, you know you wanna wear these red beauties......give in to the cheap side......

[RuneT]

Canadian, ey.

Are you hungry, hun? sheep kebab? Olives?

[amanda]

mmmfffmmmuhahhaaaaaa!!!
oh, she is...SHE IS!!!

dinz, all this time....you, you, YOU had something going with....THAT?!? What's her name anyway? Why haven't you introduced her around?

what beale, is the cheese laced with something?

[bealeblues]

ah kimono, the cheese is merely laced with what rune is attempting to pass off as elegant charm.... he's using his nordic wiles on everyone in the room.... don't fall for it

[amanda]

I THOUGHT there was a strange after-taste....

[bealeblues]

now, if you would like some grey goose to wisk away that terrible nordic after taste, be my guest....

[RuneT]

Here's a Quarter, Beale. Call somebody who cares.

Amanda, darling. I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.

[bealeblues]

i see rune's been using his library card to check out pick up line books....

i feel quite certain that the kimono is immune to such juvenile barroom banter

[amanda]

no straw. ;)

these lips only touch plastic for special occasions.

[Deviate]

C'mon everyone! Get me drunk! I'm going to be unemployed soon!

-st.

[bealeblues]

ouch.... how'd that taste rune?

[RuneT]

Like a fish needs a bicycle, Beal. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date tonight!

[Deviate]

thank you, doll.

mmm, much better ;)

-st.

[amanda]

Dinz, shake up several of those martinis for Dev and put it on my tab, please- have a heart and heavy hand those drinks, will ya?

[bealeblues]

last time i checked, the blow up date was in your corner of the igloo rune, so i'm not going near her/it....

keep that in mind ladies when you're deciding whether or not to spend time with our nordic friend.....

[dinzdale]

Big Ones for everyone......
No straw for the kimono girl.......
How's the red POS wagon Deev?

[Deviate]

red wha?

(step) squeek

what was that?

(step) squeeky

(step, step) squeeky-squee

Dinz! grrr!

-st.

[dinzdale]

Check out the European styling on that baby......a la Yugo !

[RuneT]

Originally posted by bealeblues
last time i checked, the blow up date was in your corner of the igloo rune, so i'm not going near her/it....

keep that in mind ladies when you're deciding whether or not to spend time with our Nordic friend.....

That was a decoy for zenabe, in case of invasion. Have you been playing with it?, Beale? I wouldn't, unless you want to be an exploding turd.
Hey, down there. You are not jealous at us tall handsome Nordic men, are you?

[dinzdale]

The tall handsome ones, yes. A viking semi-dwarf in a bad sweater , no.

[bealeblues]

couldn't have put it better myself dinz....

[dinzdale]

Okay, now that's enough testosterone flying about, we must have impressed the girlies..time to pay attention to what they're up to and make some moves......

[amanda]

:took advantage of the distracting, testoserone-filled moment to recede back to the darkened corner.:

Sorry boys, but a girl needs her beauty sleep.

[dinzdale]

Hey sweet thing in the kimono...kimonover here let Dinz take care of the rest.....

Damn, she fell asleep like the rest of them.....

[Frieda]

is there still some martini left?

[Deviate]

definitely, Frieda, have a sip. and don't choke; the suckers are toxic.

please excuse the snoring heaps of women. it's Dinz's turn at bar so that was bound to happen. here, take some NoDoze.

and for heaven's sake, Frieda, keep your eyes OPEN!

-st.

[Frieda]

*starts to roll a cigarette for her daily portion of pot*

hell yeah i'll keep my eyes open! don't bump while i'm messing with my stuff please ;)

[noxxville]

damn.......I just had to find another board to waste away my life in......what's this I hear about Martini's?

[Frieda]

dev was handing out martinis, but i guess our sweet dev's passed out or something.. it's self service!

(and if you're going anyway, there are some macadamia nuts on that top shelf over there)

[noxxville]

ohmygod.....was I supposed to bring supplies?

[Frieda]

nahh, you're new.. and almost everybody's passed out so it's probably just you, me, martinis, macadamia nuts and pot..

[noxxville]

could I possibly ask for anything more?

[Frieda]

:D need anything else dall? :D

[noxxville]

umm.....I..yeah. Maybe a tennis racket? Oh and strawberry lip balm....I'll need lots of that.

[Frieda]

i have cherry lip balm.. will that do? no tennis rackets..

[noxxville]

Cherry will work....I can make sacrifices.

[Frieda]

DEEEEEEEVVVVVVV

wake up!


noxxville: why a tennis racket??

[noxxville]

I've always thought that it's best to be prepared.......never know when one might find a use for a tennis racket.

[Frieda]

http://www.sciforums.com/images/smilies/bugeye.gif

[Deviate]

i'm up! i'm up!

where's that damn martini glass?

Dinz, Beale, what you failed to realize about your Raido Flyer is that it doubles wonderfully as a portable welcome bar.

(squeeky-squeeky-sweeky)

Noxx, a martini?

-st.

[noxxville]

i'd love one

[Frieda]

:D lol a welcome bar.. serving martinis! yay!

anyone in for a game of twister?

[noxxville]

I'm in.

[dinzdale]

Me too.......Just set my beer down here and take off these pants................READY ! ! !

[Frieda]

just be careful with those heels, dinz.. you might step right through the plastic..


edited to add:

left foot on blue!

[bealeblues]

**waking up after my grey goose shots**

what the hell? dinz without pants?... wait, that's normal

[Deviate]

WOO HOO! brought the jello. wrestling, anyone?

-st.

[Frieda]

we were just starting a game of twister, but i guess it'll all be easier with a little blob of jello on top :D

anyway people, i've enjoyed your company and the martinis and stuff, but sleep is needed (it's 11.20pm) and i have to get up at 6 am tomorrow.. sigh.. enjoy the welcome bar party! i'll be back! :D

[RuneT]

I’m back from skiing in the fluffy snow and what do I see? Dinz and Beal ganging up on me, calling me a dwarf and good knows what. Well, it’s all foam, no beer and good to see that everything is normal around here. My apology to all the honeys that fell asleep in my absence, but a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do to keep his bum firm, agree?:D

[dinzdale]

Aha the semi-viking in the pink roll-neck sweater is back.
Send out the "short"-ship and sound my horn.

[RuneT]

Hey, noxxville!
Can i borrow your tennis racket?

[amanda]

:yawn, stretch:

Good morning, gentl....

oh. you're still at it, hmmmm?

obviously I didn't miss much.

[moel]

Hey amanda, care to go dance in the kitchen?...
Its a great way
to start your day.

[amanda]

Capital idea, moel.

Let's try to keep away from the fridge, though.. rumor has it that Ze keeps spores in there for a new zemonkey commune, in case this one needs to be "dealt with", biblical-style.

Either that, or dinz's jello sandwich is metamorphosing.... again.

you choose the music this time....

[amanda]

how 'bout this one?

:clapping, tapping foot:

"moel's in the kitchen with manda,
moel's in the kitchen, I knoooooooow.
moel's in the kitchen with manda,
strummin' on the ole banjo.

Singing fe-fi-fiddley-i-oh!
fe-fi-fiddley-i-oooooh
fe-fi-fiddley-i-oh,
strummin on the ole banjo!"

;)

[amanda]

Good one... I'll put it on the player.

I bought some new socks. They need to be intiated.

I vote for Men Without Hats- Safety Dance after The Cult.

[amanda]

hey yeah, watch it with the arms...

The new board members are being grown in the jello mold.
It's all very "hush-hush"...mum's the word.

[lapietra]

I'm heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Uh.... hello?









Damn. And I spent all my money on fancy new undies.....Oh well..... Wish I hadn't sent the cab away... where's the phone.....

[Frieda]

morning all.. is everybody still asleep here?

WAKE UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!

[RuneT]

Mmmmmorning Frieda! How are you? You look smashing today!

[Frieda]

ahh good morning Rune! :D hey, you know, it's been snowing here! wow! snow! we almost never have snow! :)

[RuneT]

You have the white fluffy fluff too? Great! I am sooo happy for you Frieda! Let's hope that you get tons of it.

[Frieda]

yeah i hope so too! i love snow..

webcam of Scheveningen (http://www.zeezicht.nl/)

webcam is top right of the page! you can see the snow on the beach and the north sea behind it.. wow!

here (http://www.novabeheer.nl/webcam.html)'s a cam aimed at an airport runway.. see all the snow? :D

[RuneT]

The first link didn't show the picture. The second one worked. Yepp, that is a thin layer of fluff all right. need more.

[Frieda]

the first link gives you a regular web page and a popup page.. get rid of the popup, and go to the regular page. the image on the top right of the page is the cam image!

[RuneT]

I know, but i the image is loading constantly and will not display

[Frieda]

aawww no! check this one.. beautiful sky!

weather institute webcam (http://www.knmi.nl/webcam/indexwebcam.html)

[RuneT]

very nice, Frieda

Bergen west and east (http://www.bt.no/kamera/english/article.jhtml;jsessionid=BMX0HJKQE2Q03COZXZCSFEY?a rticleID=87020)

I ski from up here (http://www.bt.no/kamera/english/article.jhtml;jsessionid=BMX0HJKQE2Q03COZXZCSFEY?a rticleID=87014) and in the weekends we go up here (http://www.bt.no/kamera/english/article.jhtml;jsessionid=BMX0HJKQE2Q03COZXZCSFEY?a rticleID=87010)

[Frieda]

wow i can't believe how pretty that is! i wish we had mountains here!! nice to see the "layers" of buildings uphill! i love the cam of Finse btw.. beautiful sky!

[chuckie egg]

WOA!

A lot can happen in 24 hours!! :eek:

[RuneT]

Yeah. Look at this mess! Be careful where you step, Chuckie, there is broken glass and olives everywhere. Is that a snoring sound we hear from the bar?

[Frieda]

those olives.. i thought amanda was going to eat em all..

o who cares anyway. a new day, a new party! time for some pot. ;)

[amanda]

: pokes head out of kitchen:

naw, Frieda...it's WAY past the 10-second rule. Olives on a bar room floor are definitely NOT in the any of the four major food groups.

golly, it's gotten so quiet.
Here...

Nyc, if you were a man, I'd kiss you.

THERE! That oughta liven things up a bit.

[RuneT]

here!

[dinzdale]

Morning shirkers........who left the twister out, and why is beale wearing a Grey goose outfit........

Are these my pants?

[bealeblues]

amanda wanting a kiss from nyc..... ok, now I'm awake....

*definitely a webcam moment*

and i'm not wearing a grey goose outfit dinz, that's actually a grey goose stomping on my head after last night's barrage of shots....

[dinzdale]

Uuuuuggghhhh !!!!

Who spilled the jello?

Morning Beale, what happened to your face?

[bealeblues]

i was wondering the same thing, dinz....

i had nothing to do with the jello, sadly, but from what i recall in my vodka haze, it had something to do with deev and wrestling....

[dinzdale]

There's a trail of olives leading to the kitchen...and 2 pairs of Ze-socks on top of the fridge...hmmmm

[bealeblues]

you know, allegro has been strangely silent during all this debauchery.... she's got to be hiding something

[dinzdale]

I think she was last seen being radished.

[bealeblues]

that explains it then, b/c moel has been silent too... i didn't realize we had a 'champagne room' here in the Z-M bar...

[Frieda]

i actually slipped on dev's jello trying to make my way to the kitchen.. olives & jello don't mix!

i know i'm not going to clean up this mess..

[bealeblues]

i want to know who participated in the jello wrestling and whether we have that on the surveillance cam

[RuneT]

Don't look at me, Frieda. I was out skiing. Beale, what happened to your face?

[bealeblues]

yeah, yeah, dinz wanted to know too... i think the kimono and nyc must have taken advantage of me last night and that's just sheer expression of joy

[dinzdale]

Is that vomit or picante sauce on the stereo......?

[bealeblues]

probably a little of both....

do we have to clean this up before ze gets home?

[Frieda]

surveillance cam?? ummmm.... :eek:

[RuneT]

I'm rich, I'm rich! (running off with a tape under arm)

[Frieda]

hey YOU! get back here! #$%*

[RuneT]

*evill laugh*

this will make ze's grapes just look like...grapes.

[bealeblues]

don't worry frieda, i don't think rune will want to publish/sell that tape once he realizes what the tape has caught him doing.... something about midgets, circus animals, olives, jello, and whipped cream....

[amanda]

hey! Who you callin' a midget?

[bealeblues]

you're no midget, love... you're the almighty kimono

[RuneT]

Back. I was just joking. I wouldn't dream of compromising you people. Next time, could somebody remember to switch on the damn camera?

Dinz, get your pants on and start serving in the bar. I will se what I can do with the mess in the kitchen. Beal, go and wash? ok?

[Frieda]

we're probably out of martini.. anything alcoholic left dinz?

[bealeblues]

pass me another grey goose bottle dinz... the grey goose from yesterday died of exhaustion after stomping on my head all night...

and rune, put down the dead goose--- no champagne room for you with that....

[amanda]

grinnin'

that reminds me, where's MoN?

[bealeblues]

a dead goose, a nordic guy with a pink sweater and cheesy grin, and a champagne room reminds you of MoN?

[Frieda]

and where's NG?

[bealeblues]

being radished, according to dinz

speaking of our MIA, does anyone know if dr. dC made it out of new york alive?

[amanda]

well, when you put it THAT way...

yes.

[RuneT]

we can't have a dead goose in the bloody dishwasher, can we? Help us out here, will you? What cleaning job would you attempt to do, If you knew you couldn't fail?

[dinzdale]

NG is doozing......

Bar's open, but all we have left is Peppermint Scnapps, Creme de Menthe, Schlitz and some tequila with a slug in the bottom.....

...any takers to run to the Liqour Store?

Deev, what's left on the Yugo wagon of Welcome / Bar

[amanda]

Dinz, will you PLEASE give Rune a drink?
...if only to sedate him

[dinzdale]

Try this....
I call it a "waste trap in a whorehouse kharzi".

Enjoy........

[Deviate]

(squeeky-squeeky-squeeky-squeeky-squee)

(glug glug glug glug, hic)


-st.

[RuneT]

Originally posted by amanda
Dinz, will you PLEASE give Rune a drink?
...if only to sedate him

uhm, you want me to drink that? Using it to clean the sink.

[Frieda]

i'm off to the liquor store right now. i'm bringing dutch tia maria, premixed wodka-apple juice and demi-sec champagne..

anything else for my shopping list?

[amanda]

RUNE! Didn't your mother ever teach you better?

NEVER waste perfectly good alcohol on household appliances. Especially ones with drains.

[RuneT]

Cold beer, whisky single malt, sigars and a bar of soap for beale here.

[Deviate]

get some Hypnotiq while you're there. damn i dig that shite.

oh, and some Jack Daniels. and a KEG!

woo hoo!

and some more olives?

bringing the lava lamp and magna light and the red velvet chaise. and my beaded curtain is being hung as we speak.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Frieda - pick up some Jonges Jenifer (spelling?)

Deev - good to see you with the Skoda of Welcome Bar.

[amanda]

Olives: to eat

Bombay Sapphire: to drink

Limes: to suck

[RuneT]

there are plenty of olives on the floow, i can gather ..... hehe. kidding.
Are you still holding the "waste trap in a whorehouse kharzi" down deviate? Is it safe to drink?

[dinzdale]

Just bring her the olives and Bombay....

[amanda]

yeah, but dinz, honey you don't float very well in my drink...

at least, long enough to let me have any.

[Deviate]

AND GET SOME ICE, FRIEDA!

(damn, did she hear me, or was she already out the door?)

this wagon's getting watery. we need to fill the sucker up with some fresh ice.

and no more bathing in the wagon, people, please! this thing is hard enough to pull around without Dinz's slippery ass holding it down. Rune's just cleaned out the tub, use that.

-st.

[bealeblues]

frieda-- pick up some bottles of grey goose

[amanda]

what do you need with that silly ol' waterfowl, anyhow?

why don't you come dance with me in the kitchen for awhile, hemmm? I think the twister mat moved in there....

Now THAT oughta liven things up again!

[dinzdale]

"Twistin' time is here......."

Beale - Electric Boogaloo NOW ! ! !

[Deviate]

listenin to a little Miss You by the Stones, getting into the groove of the monkey love nest.

keep the trees shakin', baby.

-st.

[bealeblues]

**drops the grey goose*

here i come, kimono....

**breaking into electric boogaloo**

[amanda]

careful with some of those moves, beale baby

some of them need lubrication to execute properly.

[Deviate]

getting mop as a precaution.... don't want any messy lawsuits on our hands. you know, sloppy lube dancing is the number one cause of injury in brothels, cat houses and love nests.

play safe, children.

-st.

[dinzdale]

WOW...look at them slip and slide ! ! !

[amanda]

:tossing dinz a bottle of olive oil:

wanna play?

[bealeblues]

there's your hook, my boy.... jump in here where the olive oil is flowing and the boogaloo is electric....

jealous rune?

[RuneT]

I see that you have messed up the kitchen again. Have fun kids, I'm going skiing again. cu all later

[RuneT]

yes beale. I am. but the fluff is calling me

[dinzdale]

: jumps up : leaps for bottle of oil : top comes off bottle : spills on floor and over self : dives headlong at kitchen door : zips past Beale and 'Manda : smashes head into fridge:


Ouch!

:Thinks - now I know what Beale did to his face last night:

Ouch !

[amanda]

Yes, but I think your diving form was worthy of a 9... maybe 9.5.

Whatya say, judges?

[Deviate]

that's okay, Rune. i get no olive oil from no zeMonkey. no kimono dances, no electric boogaloo. if i didn't have this damn alchy bar strapped to my back i would be out of the equation completely.

know your niche, that's what i always say.

-st.

[dinzdale]

You could offload the Yugo-Bar on a dork like I di.....
Hey ! leave it in Rune's Igloo ! fit some skates to it and tell him it's the latest Viking craze ! !

Then come and join the olive oil, twister , kitchen, kimono boogaloo ....... come on Deev ! ! ! !

[amanda]

:wiping oilve oil off...or at least TRYING to:

well, dolls. I'm well-basted. Think I'll head to the sun room for a snooze. You kids make sure ze doesn't find that picante vomit on the stereo.

just who did that anyway?

[amanda]

ah DEV, BABY come join us! I have time for one more lap around...

[Deviate]

okay, okay, i'll join. but don't mind the squeek.

-st.

[amanda]

dev, let rune find it in his 'gloo. he needs the company.

hey...who's gonna put on Dean Martin "Volare"?

[dinzdale]

Little Old Wine Drinker Me perhaps

[amanda]

Be quick, olive oil on red velour is a pain to try to get out.

[Deviate]

why am all of a sudden hungry for pasta?

-st.

[amanda]

Time for a snooze.

G'night, dahlings.

[Frieda]

ahhhh back with the booze..

just finished my bottle of tia maria..

*zzzzzzzzz*

[RuneT]

I'm back from my moonlight skiing trip. It was wonderfull. What did I miss here? Hello? Are you all sleeping already? It wasn't like this in the good old days.

I could use a hot toddy now. DInz, where are you? It's after ski!

[AllegroNg]

So??
I GOT MY SHIRT YAY!!

[Frieda]

what shirt?

[bealeblues]

her "whatcha wearing" shirt--- you know, from the store that nyc created

[Deviate]

fresh ice, more booze and twister mat's dry off the line. oh, and i think the jello's set.

i think we're ready to go.

Rune, are you finished cleaning yet?

-st.

[Red Princess]

Hi Monkeys! Where shall I put this keg? The boys are coming up now with the ice. Do we have any mugs or are we just drinking out of the spout? hey wipe that thing off!

[dinzdale]

Over here Red Princess.........next to the pile of pants.

[Red Princess]

Are we all checking our pants at the door or just the guys?

[dinzdale]

No pants allowed on the dance floor..usual touching rules apply.(opposite sex please rune)....10 drink minimum......Let's Go !!!

:electric boogaloo through the kitchen:

[Frieda]

well let's get started with those drinks then..

[bealeblues]

boogaloo in the hizzouze....

time for a shot of the goose, unless the kimono is in the kitchen wanting some boogaloo lessons....

[Deviate]

amanda wanting a kiss from nyc..... ok, now I'm awake....

*definitely a webcam moment*
now dinz, if we were to apply your 'same sex only' rule, wonderful moments such as these would fade into the night....

we can't have that, can we?

-st.

[bealeblues]

i gotta tell ya dinz, i have to agree with deev on this one (but let's limit it to the females, sorry rune) b/c if rune had put the damn batteries in the surveillance camera for that kimono/nyc moment, we'd all be rich my now....

[RuneT]

What's that about pants on the dance floor? I didn't get it.

http://www.monstad.no/runet/bum2.jpg

[noxxville]

Can we rethink this pants rule.........please?

[Deviate]

okay, in england pants means the things you wear under your trousers.

in america pants means trousers.

no pants = no trousers.

at least i hope so, for the sake of the ZeMonkey nation....

-st.

[RuneT]

Ah, I see. I will keep my pants on then, ok?

[Deviate]

take your pants off, keep your underwear on. how's that for a compromise?

-st.

[dinzdale]

Pants ....No pants.......just get up and electric boogie ! ! !

[RuneT]

Show me the dance floor dev, hit it!

[amanda]

okay, in england pants means the things you wear under your trousers.

in america pants means trousers.

no pants = no trousers.

multi-culturalism is a beautiful thing.

You got olive oil for that electric boogie, sir?

[dinzdale]

Extra Virgin.......
Kimonon in, the jello's lovely.....

[dinzdale]

The person who made it (a Ze-monkey) said it suited my taste....

[noxxville]

damn...why did nyc have to metion the hipnotic nature of the av... .... ..... .... .... .... ..... .... .... ....

[noxxville]

Originally posted by noxxville
damn...why did nyc have to metion the hipnotic nature of the av... .... ..... .... .... .... ..... .... .... ....

It even caused a freudian slip....hipnotic..

I can't believe I just quoted myself.

[Deviate]

stare into avatar...

you are getting flirty... sooo flirty....

and drunnnnk. drunk too....

if you want my body....

and you think i'm sexy....

come on baby let me know....

i mean, have another drink....

-st.

[Deviate]

nyc, you're too darn fast a girl for me... everytime i run to sign on yahoo you run right away.

wait a minute -

(sniff) (sniff)

time to hit the showers....

-st.

[Deviate]

wow, i killed it dead, didn't i....

i shall take my leave now.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Dont go......blame Beale, I always do.

[amanda]

No, no YOU didn't kill it, dev.

I think some of us a little hypnotized by "you-know-who's" avatar.

*slap, slap* PEOPLE! It's just a tooshie! You have one too! Now go put some grapes on it like a good little zemonkey and come play in a vat of olive oil!

[dinzdale]

Oil second that ! ! !

C'mon Deev have a jello sandwich.....and a shot.

[bealeblues]

i thought we could blame rune for a while..... i am, after all, king of the boogaloo... what does rune offer besides library book pick up lines?

[Deviate]

hey, Rune cleans up after all y'all, and unless any of you want that job.... (shudder)

-st.

[bealeblues]

you call that cleaning up? he just takes the refuse back to his little nordic igloo and wallows in it, so it's not for the betterment of the party, it's for his own sick little pleasures.....

[Deviate]

hey, it's the best we got. i don't care if the massive, oil-soaked mountain of superfluous garments is sitting lying in his squallid flat in the Nether-regions, just as long as they aren't tripping my groove with their ripe stench.

i call that cleaning. unless Dinz-ey boy would care to sport those heels and make magic with a feather duster. i'm sure Rune's got an apron to spare....

-st.

[bealeblues]

well that would be a completely different party under a completely new disco ball....

did someone just say studio 54?

[dinzdale]

We might have to if the ratio of women to flirt with doesnt take a large upswing soon.....

[bealeblues]

speaking of that, where in the fucjk is ng? still getting radished?
any nyc seems to be conspicuously absent too....

[Red Princess]

If you guys want I can invite all the girls from the boutique next door. Every one of them is blonde.

[dinzdale]

Any resemblance to my avatar?
.....that would be a good thing......

[Red Princess]

if you are talking to me, we are not that close. If you aren't, carry on ignoring me

[dinzdale]

I'm sorry Red Princess......I was merely asking if the girls next door were"fit".....but enough of that....it's slow in here today, and I must be the only one still working.......

What are you doing in sunny San D?

[Red Princess]

I think they look skinny and need a burger and some fries but my esteemed business partner (a guy) informs me that they are hot indeed, go figure. I am working today, it is cold (60) and gloomy today.

[dinzdale]

If you think they need a burger I dont want to know.
I am a definate fan of "women should be real sizes and shapes"...eeeeuuuww ribs and skinny stuff :brrr:

How can you be gloomy in SanDiego? I thought it was a happening place.....
Houston was sunny today, but a shite weekend coming...

[Deviate]

hello?

anyone still in here?

i've called your parents and they're on their way to pick you up and take you home.

-st.

[bealeblues]

that's great... deev's narc'd us out.....

[Deviate]

i thought that bluff would wake more than one person off.

eh, everyone must be at IHOP.

mmmm, IHOP.

-st.

[Deviate]

no Moel, keep your pants off.

from the clamour about you i'm guessing the longer you keep your pants off the more flirting will ensue.

-st.

[lapietra]

yah - moel's a hottie...

damn, I feel old.

[amanda]

:wandering back in from a tasty international pancake feast from IHOP:

(snicker!)

ALRIGHT! Who put the whip cream on dinz's hand and tickled his nose with a feather while he was passed out?

C'mon folks....we have more class than THAT.

Do we?

[dinzdale]

Oh no you dont.......heathens the f**kin' lot of you...

Well how did the party go over the weekend ?
..and why wasnt i invited to breakfast?

[masterofNone]

You know, that's what's great about IHOP. Not only is it PANCAKES but it's a HOUSE of PANCAKES and just to make it that much better it's an INTERNATIONAL HOUSE of PANCAKES. Fantastic.

[dinzdale]

If they are international, do you think they have a "Norwejien Pankaijke" ?

[Red Princess]

No sunshine in San Diego today, foggy foggy dew. Back from the pancake feast, The norwegian pancakes are served with sardines, fishy people. Pants will not be returned untill the keg is empty and the jello licked up.

[Deviate]

does owning a flask make you an alcoholic or just resourceful?

-st.

[Red Princess]

flasks prove that you plan ahead and are prepared-a good thing

[dinzdale]

What about a bottle in a brown paper bag?

[Red Princess]

an excellent choice, the brown paper provides insulation and handy camoflage so you can enjoy yourself and no one knows what you are up to.

[dinzdale]

Good, as long as I dont have a problem then......

:begins to lick up jello:

[Deviate]

no, no, no, Dinz, don't lick the used jello - the dog's been wallowing in it all weekend.

even i don't sink that low.

now excuse me while i collapse on this pile o' garbage....

-st.

[dinzdale]

Please dont refer to my friend Beale as a dog......

Where is that reprobate anyway....


: pulling hair from jello on tongue:

[Red Princess]

Hair of the dog?

[dinzdale]

No I'm pretty sure it's a pube......

....Oh I see,..."Hair of the Dog"....mmm, dont mind if I do,

[Deviate]

the flask is filled to the brim, but not for long...

i find it funny that our new flirting thread has little to do with flirting and more with our own perversions.

speaking of, where did that damn sheep go? and where's Beale? and Rune is suspiciously missing.

and where are all the sexy ladies?

-st.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by Deviate

i find it funny that our new flirting thread has little to do with flirting and more with our own perversions.



I was just thinking the same thing. And RuneT has been "idling" for most of the last two days. I think we all know what that means...

Your ever-puritanical

dC

[Red Princess]

Once again my incredible powers have allowed me to become invisible. We sent all the little skinny blonde girls out for sandwiches, all that's left are us voluptuous and curvy wimmins.

[dinzdale]

YES ! ! !

Gotta love voluptuous.......

[Deviate]

woo hoo!

those skinny girls need dem sammiches. leave the curves here with us.

call me crazy, but i like women who look like women, not prepubescent androgenous stick figures.

-st.

[Red Princess]

no dangerous pointy little bones sticking out of ME.