Introducing Mike Hunt (up to 3 sentences)

[1kookykat]

Instructions: Using 1 to 3 sentence paragraphs, say wonderful or outrageous things about the fabled Mike Hunt.

Never let on by referring to "he", "him", or "his"; Instead, it sounds much better if you say something like:

"Mike Hunt is famous the world over for blah, blah, blah..."

or,

"Blah, blah, blah are intimately familiar with Mike Hunt."

Get it? Here we go...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. For Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes.

[noxxville]

Throughout my long and traveled career, I have had the opportunity to work with some of the best and brightest. But one person puts all others to pasture. It is my great honor, neigh my distinct privilege, to introduce you to the single most dynamic individual our profession has ever seen, Mr. Mike Hunt.

[1kookykat]

Try again, noxx. Say "Mike Hunt" fast three times out loud and I'm sure you'll see what I mean.

I'll continue the introduction; maybe more people will catch on...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. For Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes.

I know you're all anxious to see Mike Hunt, but indulge me for just a few moments. The two of us go back quite a ways. I remember playing with Mike Hunt in the back alleys of Brooklyn when we were only twelve.

[noxxville]

Ladies and gentlemen, you are in the presence of greatness, you are in the presence of power, you are in the presnce of Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt has been all around the world and in the face of world leaders and dignitaries. All of them drool in the presnce of Mike Hunt. It's not hard to finger Mike Hunt, just look for a crowd of awestruck folks and you're sure to find Mike Hunt in the middle.


Better?? Man I'm slow today.

[nycwriters]

Mike Hunt one day met Amanda Huggnkiss.

[noxxville]

Everyone knows Mike Hunt. Just last week, there were three people playing with Mike Hunt in the movie theater. I've never seen people smile as much as when they're with Mike Hunt.

[Indigo]

Being in the photography business, we do alot of head shots for resumes and the like. One day last week, I worked exclusively with Mike Hunt!

In the Entertainment section of The Times next month, there will be a large spread of Mike Hunt, so we tried several poses, and I snapped hundreds of great pictures of Mike Hunt.

And after all that work the damned editor said the lip ring has to go!

[nycwriters]

Dick Hertz is scheduled to work with Hugh Jass and Mike Hunt on a new sequel movie which will be filmed in the area.

[noxxville]

If you kids can't play with Mike Hunt nice, don't play with Mike Hunt at all. Or Hugh Jass for that matter.

[Indigo]

Dick Hertz is scheduled to work with Hugh Jass and Mike Hunt on a new sequel movie which will be filmed in the area.

This takes on even more of a thrill as Domma Natrix will be directing the trio!

[1kookykat]

If anyone needs any details on that, just see Heywood Jablomie. But right now, I know you're all aching for me to bring out Mike Hunt.

[Indigo]

Webb Fingers here, with an up close and personal in depth interview with Mike Hunt. You can order your copy, just be sure to include a SASE marked:
Mike Hunt - Laying it All on the Table

[noxxville]

Mike Hunt has been very bad. What am I to do with Mike Hunt?

[nycwriters]

Introduce him to Hugh Jass.

[noxxville]

Hey, have you seen Mike Hunt? Or better yet, Heywood Jeblomie?

[1kookykat]

Great Scott! It appears that this high-brow concept (*keeps a straight face*) has degenerated into a most undignified free-for-all!

Just a moment...
(A man rushes up and whispers in the M.C.'s ear)

Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed of something dreadful. (*choke*) Mike Hunt will not be appearing before you tonight. (*gulp*) MIKE HUNT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! (*sob*)

[noxxville]

I know we tried to stop this, but I think I just heard Mike Hunt talk.

[Indigo]

No, no you couldn't have, Noxx. I know Mike Hunt personally. Mike Hunt has undergone lip surgery to remove the scar from that lip ring. Mike Hunt's lip is bandaged. So you see, you couldn't have heard Mike Hunt talking.

[Cr.Box]

Well then, with Mike Hunt out of the picture, I guess that just leaves my best friend Herb Agina. Let me introduce Herb Agina with a warm shake and friendly smile.

[Levi]

oh...i miss mike hunt!

[melissa]

I went to high school with Mike Hunt. Seriously. And his sister Denise.


I'm not joking.

[trisherina]

Oh, I know Mike Hunt, too. Some would say I know Mike Hunt like the back of my hand.

(where'd 1kookykat go?)

Don't forget Mike Hunt's fascination with the Civil War, and particularly Colonel Angus.

[Coffee]

Mike Hunt has taken in a lot of visitors in his day. Most just came and went. Some lingered for a while.

[golffreak]

Mike Hunt's job description is actually a "human shield"

Test yours

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp


Golffreak

[trisherina]

Holy carp, I got "permanent temp," which translates to "meretricious dilettante." That thing is dead on.

[Coffee]

hmmm..."Street Sweeper" seems like a good metaphore for someone that cleans up others napkin sketches. :)

[jamiman]

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[funkytuba]

Jamiman! Have you had the pleasure of encountering Mike Hunt?

[trisherina]

I found him! (http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/)

[Brynn]

^ "with renewed openness and responsiveness."

[Audreyvgs]

Hey! Did you know Mike Hunt lives right next door to Hugh Jass???

[dddrum]

I found him! (http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/)Sheriff Mike Hunt?
OHH, MY AIKEN COUNTY!!!

Waidaminnit... this just in:

A B.O.L.O. from the Sheriff's Orifice!!

MIKE HUNT IS LOOKING FOR A HUGH JORGAN.

Thaddizawl! (Dee deet dee deeeee deedee dit!)

[Master_Jedi]

She fingered Mike Hunt's hair.

[Michael Hunt]

[QUOTE=1kookykat]Instructions: Using 1 to 3 sentence paragraphs, say wonderful or outrageous things about the fabled Mike Hunt.

Never let on by referring to "he", "him", or "his"; Instead, it sounds much better if you say something like:

"Mike Hunt is famous the world over for blah, blah, blah..."

or,

"Blah, blah, blah are intimately familiar with Mike Hunt."

Get it? Here we go...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes. I have worked under Mike Hunt, I have worked side-by side with Mike Hunt, I have also worked over Mike Hunt. I have seen Mike Hunt sweaty and dripping from the intense heat. I have made Mike Hunt my best friend. Many pregnant women I have known even know Mike Hunt, because when they were giving birth, they called out "Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt, Oh, Mike Hunt"! Mike Hunt comes highly recommended by Mike Hawk. Mike Hunt is the best there is, so please give a warm show of hands in a welcome reception to Mike Hunt!

To make contact with Mike Hunt in person, see me after the presentation.

[dddrum]

Mike Hunt is very slippery. You should be very careful before entering a physical relationship with Mike Hunt. Leia-Tex Rubba offers protection in those tight situations. Like the trippy hip hop DJ she is, Leia-Tex sez: "Rap THAT, rascal!" :cool: