The kitten penguin herring tinybaby optocutezie WAR

[RuneT]

Previously:

The kittens found it entertaining to snipe the poor penguins from a window up above. The penguins didn't like this much and started to fire back at the kittens. After a while this turned out to be a war filled with bestiality and terror. The kittens had powerful allies (Atomic kittens) and forced the poor penguins to the South Pole. This didn’t happen with out severe loss on the kitten side. One atomic kitten got a kamikaze exploding penguin up her but.
The penguins however, are regrouping in the mountains and the penguin invasion threat is imminent for the kittens. Most world leaders chose to look the other way while thousands of penguins and kittens get killed.
The herring is a bit confused about what side to support and are swimming around arguing about it, although there are some hired commando herrings on both sides.
The tinybaby optocutezies are innocent victim in this war, and fail to get support from anybody. Their living conditions get poorer and poorer and they start to get desperate.
Children all over the world condemn this war and feel sorry for all the casualties and write letters in the press pleading for peace.

We take it from there…

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[RuneT]

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Infidels,

Praise be to God who created the herring.

To proceed:

Peace be upon he who follows the guidance: Kittens, this talk of mine is for you and concerns the ideal way to prevent another exploding atomic kitten, and deals with the war and its causes and results.

Before I begin, I say to you that security is an indispensable pillar of kitten and penguin life and that free individuals do not forfeit their security, contrary to kittens claim that we hate freedom. If so, then let them explain to us why we don't strike for example – Sweden?
No, we fight because we are free penguins who don't sleep under oppression. We want to restore freedom to our nation, just as you lay waste to our nation. So shall we lay waste to yours.

You are vile smelling fury beasts made from a combination of walrus snot and old socks. A smell of your breath is like putting my penguin head into a baboons butt, and that’s not a compliment to the baboon. How you can lick your butt is beyond us.

We look forward to peck your eyes out and to build a freedom tower out of cat balls.

Surrender now.

And God is our Guardian and Helper, while you have no Guardian or Helper. All Peace be Upon he who follows the Guidance.

Penguin revolutionary Presidente
Llama duck

PS when we say “up yours” we really mean it.

[RuneT]

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Did you hear that? He likes us!
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Yeah, praise Llama duck!
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****ing morons! I'm out of this group.
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[trisherina]

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though some (naifs) say they are for decoration only

[lapietra]

Previously:

The kittens found it entertaining to snipe the poor penguins from a window up above. The penguins didn't like this much and started to fire back at the kittens. After a while this turned out to be a war filled with bestiality and terror. The kittens had powerful allies (Atomic kittens) and forced the poor penguins to the South Pole. This didn’t happen with out severe loss on the kitten side. One atomic kitten got a kamikaze exploding penguin up her but.


But what?

:p i couldn't let that go by... since my Norwegian is SOOOOO much better than your English... :rolleyes:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

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Soon, my little ones, soon...