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Max Headroom
05-01-2005, 01:33 PM
The light fixture in my kitchen is broken beyond repair, I'm sure that something was stolen, but i have not figured out what yet, some chick was crying because her boyfriend dumped her, my place looks like a bomb went off inside and I made out with my ex girlfriend..... That was a pretty good party....

Frieda
05-01-2005, 01:35 PM
well, post the pics! :D

is there any booze left? or just in a stain on your carpet?

Max Headroom
05-01-2005, 02:16 PM
well, post the pics! :D

is there any booze left? or just in a stain on your carpet?

A little from collumn A, a little from collumn B.

Pics to come, too hungover to deal with the camera right now

Marcus Bales
05-01-2005, 02:21 PM
Fortunately, I have a pic of ol' Headroom from the party last night right here! Ask him how he got all the beads!

http://fiesta.remarkablemark.com/pics/2002RiverParade/2002RiverParade%20110.jpg

zero
05-01-2005, 02:27 PM
.

^that's not max bedroom that's BigJessieTits


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zenbabe
05-01-2005, 04:55 PM
http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2004/drunk-day_after4.jpg

NimbleMarmoset
05-01-2005, 06:07 PM
i think he found her g-spot.

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2004/drunk-day_after4.jpg

priceyfatprude
05-01-2005, 09:11 PM
i think he found her g-spot.Looks like a p-spot to me!

Max Headroom
05-03-2005, 07:32 PM
Ok.. so then.. Apparently a girl was stopped at the last minute from jumping off my fire escape into the arms of a guy waiting below. I found a 6 pack of empty beer cans in my washing machine. The cleanup took the better part of a day and a half. One of the male guests had sex with the guy who lives downstairs. I have over 120 empty beer bottles, not counting the vodka cooler treats. My assortment of half empty liquor bottles is quite impressive now. I have a few random unidentified chips in the hardwood floor. I now own a twister board. A girl puked out of a window while her best friend did the same in my sink. (she did the sink thing last year too) A few random strangers showed up. I just dropped $100 to get a new kitchen light fixture. A guy did Jean Claude Van Damme style splits suspended only by his heels on two kitchen counter tops, a girl beat that by doing russian splits and touching her head back toward the floor. One of my friends reports her entire body being covered in bruises from trying to do back rolls on the hardwood. I have a new appreciation for whipped cream. I'm still finding bottles and caps in the strangest places.

I throw very good parties indeed.

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Shooter02.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Cake.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Fixture.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Finger.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Dan.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Sherrif.jpg

http://www.maisondupatin.com/party/assets/images/Smile03.jpg

zenbabe
05-03-2005, 07:38 PM
so which one is your ex?

Frieda
05-03-2005, 07:49 PM
great pics :D

Max Headroom
05-03-2005, 07:54 PM
None of the above... For some reason I have no pictures of her from that night... The camera did die a little early though.

Frieda
05-03-2005, 08:00 PM
pic not working!


edited to add: but you already saw that

craig johnston
05-03-2005, 10:42 PM
what was the soundtrack?
;)

Max Headroom
05-04-2005, 12:42 AM
^^^^ Started off with early 90's house, then drifted into 80's tunes off wax...

The opening theme, as always, was the fanfare from the 1984 summer olympic games played as loud as it will go. Off a record of course.