non-existant thread

[zero]

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we're only imagining this thread exists






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[venusupnorth]

http://www.write-technical.com/126581/session8/index.7.jpg

[xfox]

http://www.pacpubserver.com/new/enter/images/lennon-imagine.jpg

[craig johnston]

10. Un'ora per morire (Redemption)

Alonzo decide di tornare da Julia e cerca di farla riammettere nel gruppo. Vengono attaccati da uno ZED (Zero Emozioni Devianti), un super-soldato frutto del fallimento di esperimenti genetici militari: un altro dei regalini del Consiglio scaricati sul pianeta. Julia salva Danziger da un temibile proiettile elicoidale a lento inserimento e torna ad essere il medico del Progetto Eden.

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos52/e2zero.jpg

Zero il robot

we are only imagining you exist mr, uh, 'zero'

:cool:

[venusupnorth]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/911/images/01674r.jpg

[trisherina]

As reported yesterday in the Sunday Sun, Homolka will be released on July 4 after serving her 12-year sentence for manslaughter in the deaths of Kristen French and Leslie Mahaffy. Homolka wasn't convicted in the death of her sister, but evidence of her involvement was taken into consideration in sentencing.

The sentence was the result of a controversial plea bargain Homolka made before videotapes of the sex attacks and her involvement in them were disclosed to investigators.

In a second deal, the Crown waived charges on the Jane Doe rape -- a crime Homolka "forgot" to mention during initial plea-bargain discussions.

A variety of court proceedings revealed Homolka lured Jane Doe to the couple's house with an invitation to see her Rottweiler puppy, Buddy.

Jane Doe was given a glass of peach schnapps laced with Halcion sleeping pills. In a copy of the Tammy rape, Bernardo raped and sodomized Jane Doe while she was unconscious as Homolka held Halothane to her nose to keep her that way.

HOMOLKA KEPT GIRL DRUGGED

A videotape of the assault -- since destroyed -- showed Homolka holding the drug-soaked cloth to the unconscious girl's face. According to police transcripts of the tape, Homolka smiles, waves, blows kisses and licks her lips for the videocamera before she sexually assaults the girl and then sits naked on her.

[venusupnorth]

http://www.starlinkproductions.com/images/imagine.gif

[amanda]

like a fallen grape under the refrigerator, the sock in the dryer tumbling after its fallen mate, the pen cap to a dried-up sharpie...

we have lost something here today, my friends. we have lost a thread.

let us mourn.

[topcat]

let us also mourn for the non-existant posters.

[zero]

^no imagination whatsoever

[xfox]

Ya'know I might have been married. I personally imagine how that would have been! Where did all the flowers go, long time passing.

[Brynn]

I dreamed I was being prepared for marriage to you by clucking, reassuring middle-aged Indian women in saris that I had never seen before. I'd just been rejected by another and I was heart-broken. But there you were, an ordinary looking, slightly pudgy Indian man in his late forties, hanging off to the side, hoping to get a glimpse of me. I'd never seen you before, but your eyes were so large and sad and hopelessly in love, I decided why not, how could anything get any worse. Then you went away to get ready too.
They dressed my hair, painted on my hands and my eyes. I was so sad I wanted to die. I started floating up to the ceiling, looking in every corner for a way to fly out. The women clucked in amazement and said "Look, this one can fly!"
I was huddled in a corner where a big round window was. I could see stars, but I couldn't get to them.
Your mother came in, and I was to pass some sort of test. She was ancient, completely intimidating and dressed like a queen. The last thing I expected her to do was to look up and smile at me, hovering near the ceiling. She was pleased that I could fly, and decided that I would do for her son. I stared down at her, not wanting to come back down. She held up a bejewelled hand for me to grab a hold of. As she pulled me down, she said "Why down you stick around for a while, doll?"
Music started, and the room was full of color and silk and dark faces. But yours shone out. You had become a very young, handsome Indian man. We married, and then I fell in love with you and was glad for you to be my bridegroom. I forgot my heartbreak.

[craig johnston]

http://www.lindasknitnstitch.com/Junk/Tatting%20thread%20one.jpg

there ya go. choose whatever colour you like.

:)

[zero]

^what he's imagining we can only imagine

[LadyCrow]

http://www.harusami.com/south_park/graphics/officerBB.jpg

Nothing to see here. Move along.

http://www.pvaglobal.net/officer_barbrady.jpg

Well? What are you waiting for? Move along or else!!!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

 
imagine (http://www.davidshrigley.com/photo_htmpgs/hotdog.html)
 

[craig johnston]

http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2003_May/May_11-17/Fred_Flintstone.gif

found him!
:)

[venusupnorth]

http://cheserver.ent.ohiou.edu/werc/10-23,%20holding%20up%20the%20Middle%20of%20Nowhere%2 0sign.jpg
Can something be in the middle of nowhere if it isn't anywhere?

[Brynn]

http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/1030/i/02457a.jpg
It's coming this way. There are three people on its back.

[zero]

^ by "it" you mean that bird-eating spider the circumference of an extra-large dinnerplate?


btw - this post is blank


ok, talk to you later

[Gatsby]

http://www.taylorsmagicshop.com/images/invisablethreadprestripped.jpg

[Brynn]

^ by "it" you mean that bird-eating spider the circumference of an extra-large dinnerplate?

I didn't know if anyone else could see it. I think it spins gatsby's invisible thread that three tiny people are winding onto a tiny spool.

[zero]

http://www.taylorsmagicshop.com/images/invisablethreadprestripped.jpg

I didn't know if anyone else could see it. I think it spins gatsby's invisible thread that three tiny people are winding onto a tiny spool.

three tiny people+tiny spool? i don't think so

it's quite obviously a mallard duck's head

[zero]

(fledgling)

[Brynn]

Thanks. You're right. I definitely need glasses.http://www.presentationpanic.co.uk/Blue%20sky%20thinking.jpg
Too bad, though. That mouth is eating it.

[zero]

Thanks. You're right. I definitely need glasses.

i'll get some for you11 - what size do you take?

it'll only take a few minutes

i always go everywhere on my imaginary horse

[zero]

i always go everywhere on my imaginary horse

:eek:

:confused:

oh NO! it's been STOLEN

:mad:

[Brynn]

Wait a minute....
Maybe your horse is in here.http://www.cmmlink.com/PhotoSamples/House1.jpg
You look, though. I still don't have glasses. Ones with rhinestones would be lovely, but any pair will do.

[zero]

i know waht to do

<blink>TOOTH FARIY!!</blink>

[Brynn]

If this thread were actually here, I'd
and then I'd

after.
That would definitely make three of two possible things happen.

[Gatsby]

http://www.geocities.com/ooze_zine/imaginary-friend.jpg

[trisherina]

I've had enough












Just a little something I wanted to get off my chest.

[Brynn]

http://www.southernhealth.org.au/images/icu.jpg
In another version that gets played over and over again,
I sneak past the nurse, and he's awake.
He's not alone when it happens.
I get to hold his hand, and say good-bye.

[12"razormix]

nothing here either


definately!

[zero]

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this thread was defanately here a mnutie ago

now it's not




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[craig johnston]

so true brynn, but you must admit that this thread isn't

[ch_burchill]

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this thared was definately here a munite ago

now it's not




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carig johnston took it!!! :mad:

[craig johnston]

did i?
:confused:

[ch_burchill]

of course not, silly!

see - it was never here :)

[craig johnston]

http://www.netbeans.org/images/articles/midnight_images/mcc-bakejsp.gif

[zero]

of course not, silly!

see - it was never here :)

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[Gatsby]

I wanted to not post in the non-existent thread, but I can't find it, so I'm not posting here, instead.

[Coffee]

I'M NOT looking, I can't see you and I can't hear you...NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NUNU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU...

but really...i don't get this thread, I tried, but I don't. :confused:

*going back to ingoring it*

[craig johnston]

there's nothing to get
:)

[dinzdale]

*whistle whistle whistle*
...Hmmm...
*scratch*
You know this place could turn into a thread if we got some words and a couple of themes in here......
...
...
yeah a few sentences, a bit of talk-back, a knob joke or two...mmmmm...

I think I'll have a word.....We could always use a bit of extra....

*whistles*

[narnia2005]

Have any of you listened to the Chronicles of Narnia CDs produced by Focus on the Family? I am so impressed with the excellent quality they are able to produce. I'm especially impressed with the excellent acting. I don't know how they are consistently able to assemble such a professional cast. The actors really make the characters come alive.

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
that's so obviously you rzoe, trying to keep this thread interesting
:rolleyes:

[trisherina]

It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away.

^^I sincerely hope I did not type that

[Brynn]

there aren't any rules for a thread that doesn't exist

[Gatsby]

Once I dreamed about a thread made of silky gold thread

http://www.scrapbookingembellishments.com/Products/ImagesThreads/GoldThread.jpg

that wound around and around the board like a spiderweb,

http://www.wildlifephoto-presti.com/images/Closeups/_H9X2873.jpg

but when you turned on the light it disappeared into the dark,

http://www.suomenkivivalmiste.fi/Kivimateriaalit%20iso/Korpi-black%20hiottu.jpg

and when I woke up I looked for it, but I couldn't find it because it was invisible, and also it was never there to begin with.

http://www.transparenciesinc.com/photos/Galconcepts/highway.jpg

[trisherina]

THE PURPLE COW

Reflections on a Mythic Beast,
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.

I never saw a Purple Cow;
&nbsp;I never Hope to See One;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
&nbsp;I'd rather See than Be One.

-- Gelett Burgess

[zero]

THE PURPLE COW

Reflections on a Mythic Beast,
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.

I never saw a Purple Cow;
&nbsp;I never Hope to See One;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
&nbsp;I'd rather See than Be One.

-- Gelett Burgess

note: a friend of mine was reading the draft copy of this book. "can people really see purple cows?" she mischievously asked me. i'd just been on holiday and in reflective moments had watched a tree outside the place i was staying. in the early morning its trunk was pale grey, the leaves silhouetted dark indigo against the blue sky. late afternoon, in catching the edge of the sun, the trunk turned vermilion, the leaves a dark winsor green. at sunset the trunk was sepia while the upper branches became pink and the leaves took on a tinge of deep brown. in winter the leaves will have gone - but the trunk will probably be dark greeny-grey flecked with silver bark. my answer was 'yes'

from the art of looking sideways by alan fletcher


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[venusupnorth]

http://www.jamesharrisgallery.com/Artists/Mark%20Mumford/Nothing%20ever%20happened%20here.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.jamesharrisgallery.com/Artists/Mark%20Mumford/NothingLeftToSay.jpg
No more "I love you's"
language is leaving me
in silence
---Annie Lennox

[zero]

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http://www.spacecowgirl.nu/traceysnaps/canon_imnothere.jpg


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[Brynn]

http://www.c3.hu/collection/agatha/man.gif

[Gatsby]

http://www.chania.gr/eventsimages/nonexistent.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

:rolleyes: did i?
:confused:
did you ask $$solomon? he seems to have diaboloigacal powers. Like poof! and he's dissappeared . . . wseond wish from my Genie worked. He e=believes ihe's now in Disnleyand, as their new attraction on It's A smalll World. *ahhhh* nmt that song again*. :eave it $$ollmn to leave us a with a lasting impresion, not matter how infamour (but he likes it that way, much to our chagrain).

[Brynn]

http://www.beyondthebay.org/films/1030.jpg

[trisherina]

http://www.sock-monkey.com/ufopant.jpg

[zero]

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[Brynn]

http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2002-08-31/mvlonely.jpg

[zero]

.

EVAPORATE
THEY
REALITY
INTO
MASSAGED
ARE
IDEAS
UNLESS


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[Brynn]

http://www.musarium.com/borderstates/images/sonora-horseman.jpg
The horse is back. The guy says he was just "borrowing" it. He says the horse was just "standing around" and didn't look like it "belonged" to anyone or anything.

[craig johnston]

http://www.crossnumbers.co.za/nothing%20sol.gif

[zero]

imagination is the active ingredient of thinking

what

imagination jumps from present facts to future possibilities

is now proved

imagination forms mental pictures of things not present

was once

imagination conceives of situations not yet in existence

only imagined

imagination conjures up correspondences and analogies


william blake

[venusupnorth]

http://www.zerolive.com/pix/zero.album.NGH.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.nwmanikin.com/images/8200F.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/mardigras/126111601.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.radiomixshows.de/Vinyl%20Rarities/Nonexistent%20Records%201990%20Medley%20S2.JPG

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.netbeans.org/images/articles/midnight_images/mcc-bakejsp.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.philaprintshop.com/images/apalach.gif

[trisherina]

http://www.thejournalnews.com/terror/sept17/images/17wtc08.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.geocities.com/ooze_zine/imaginary-friend.jpg
I promise not to sit on him (im;eless je sks me to), but he's kinbda cute, And that tail is quite intriguing. . . . he single?

[zero]

.
http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/col_rapidAfterimage/2005_2a.gif



green
.

[Brynn]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~DRBR/JAMESON/magritte.gif

[zero]

.


note:

8th june 2005 amersham-on-the-hill, 11:30am

a man cursing his reflection in a shop window


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[topcat]

.


note:

8th june 2005 amersham-on-the-hill, 11:30am

a man cursing his reflection in a shop window


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[ch_burchill]

http://www.cliftonhotwells.org.uk/shop_display_xmas.jpg

[zero]

:eek: ^OMFG is that not T£H HUMAN LEAGUE!~11?

[ch_burchill]

swang me a girl
with brown eyes deep
swang her 'til she starts to weep
and if that girl can't
swang with me
i'll swang me another girl
yes sirree

OMG yes ..... :eek:

[zero]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif

what was his name again? the man with the extremely brave hairdo???

oh YES!! now i rebremmner... it was.... PHIL OCHAYE!!!


PHIL OCHAYE and TEH HUMAN LEAGUES

weren'tthey just?

[ch_burchill]

POPTASTIC!

[zero]

the phil ochaye and the POPTASTIC numan leagues??? :confused:

they must have changed it to that near the end just before the thriftshop


nevermind - i'm still all misty eyed now :o

phil ochaye and the shoptastic numan leagues

those were the days

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Wednesday June 8, 2005

Police in Britain have admitted being baffled by a series of sightings of a mysterious creature, described as a cross between a kangaroo, a cat and a monkey, roaming the streets of Salisbury late at night

[NimbleMarmoset]

Wednesday June 8, 2005

Police in Britain have admitted being baffled by a series of sightings of a mysterious creature, described as a cross between a kangaroo, a cat and a monkey, roaming the streets of Salisbury late at night


is this him/her/it? (http://farshores.org/c03bf4.htm)

[smellyrayzin]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/space/darkgalaxy250205A.jpg
invisible.
galaxy.

... too weird.

[amanda]

let us take a potent break to consider this.

oh dear.

look what you've done... just made a black hole. that's going to be one helluva stain to get out of the rug.

[Brynn]

http://www.astro.rug.nl/~wolk/aoz/wolk/grb1.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

jeesh. . . it was hell trying to find you and you're not here either.

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/0509/photo/hollow_i.jpg

[venusupnorth]

:eek:
ipv3jHf 6u0jM' 2bn
3zuvf2!x3 u0u 3Hf 2! M0H '370HSSV 0773H

[12"razormix]

http://www.whinny.org/whinny/tumbleweed_divider_md_wht.gif

[sparticle]

http://www.petroglyphs.us/nw_09%20anasazi%20petroglyphs.jpg

[Clytie]

http://www.eisenman.com/images/portfolio/corp_id/gone.gif

[trisherina]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/community/learn/images/empty_bottle_150.gif

[Brynn]

http://www.transquinquennal.be/IMG/jpg/W02.jpg

[brightpearl]

Ezra said I could borrow his horse, and I thought it might be in here...

Can't seem to find it, though.

[brightpearl]

Nevermind; here it is.
http://www.aber.ac.uk/cla/archive/betanc5.jpg

[brightpearl]

What skull?
http://www.paradiselost.org/img/vanity.gif

[Tunesmith]

I think this thread needs one of your invisible donuts, brightpearl ;)

[Tunesmith]

http://techfreep.com/images/invisibilitycloak.jpg


If something is invisible and there's no way of proving that it exists, is it really there? :confused:

[brightpearl]

^^It doesn't matter. :zen mask:

I think this thread needs one of your invisible donuts, brightpearl ;)

I don't have it on this computer, but the invisible donut pic is over on the org (http://www.zefrank.org/user/image/view/23775), if you have an account.

[T.I.P.]

Ceci n'est pas une thread

[brightpearl]

^^ooooh, that's a good one. :D All cerebral 'n' stuff.

http://im-possible.info/images/art/mey/src_magritte.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.aberrant.us/pics/ba.jpg

[lukkucairi]

^^ I thought they'd missed a few spots on the right-hand pic, but it turns out I'd just sneezed on my monitor :p

[brightpearl]

^That one is cool, Marcus. It's good to remember how we're all (men and women) constantly being manipulated by what we think we see, and good to think about how we try to manipulate others that way.

[lukkucairi]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/4/4f/Nullset.png

[brightpearl]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/09/02/nyregion/See-Through_Skyscraper_(Dun.jpg

[Stephi_B]

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00210/Pumuckl_2_DW_Kultur_210636g.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://libia-olafur.com/images/t-exi.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://wparena.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/PollyVerity1.jpg

[Brynn]

When buttersnaps appear, peaches no longer int'rest me

(This may or may not be true)

[xfox]

Time does not exist when you're having fun

[Marcus Bales]

Fun does not exist when you're doing time.

[Brynn]

Existence within time is an illusion.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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[Marcus Bales]

Hey, where's the non-existant thread?

[xfox]

You at. Lerving my 2nd place award, but, really I don't exist. Just watch everybody vanish.