All hail Queen Chicken. [Archive] - ZEFRANK.COM

bealeblues

01-15-2003, 09:48 AM

cripes... i completely overlooked that most obvious one.... nice touch, ng.....

dinzdale

01-15-2003, 10:14 AM

Q. How can you tell she's the Queen ?

A. She's not covered in shit.

AllegroNg

01-15-2003, 02:41 PM

I would like a new avatar for my kitty. Something MLK-Day-esque, perhaps. Lala, you look fabulous, dahling.

lapietra

01-15-2003, 03:17 PM

NG - Well, sweet cheeks - if you can wait 'til I get home - I'll attempt to make you an avatar worthy of that great and beloved man. :)

lapietra

01-15-2003, 04:35 PM

thank you Peg - *SMOOOOOOOOOOGE*

bealeblues

01-15-2003, 05:57 PM

maybe the queen should have earrings? just a thought for the next edit....

noxxville

01-15-2003, 06:53 PM

Chicken loves it Lala! Very nice. She likes to see her name in lights (or on screen for that matter).

lapietra

01-15-2003, 08:08 PM

Earrrrrrinnnngs... yessss... something sparkly.... my preciousssssss....
sssssssssooooooonnnnnnn.........

rmr

01-15-2003, 08:21 PM

I'm hailing, I'm hailing.

You know you kinda of resemble the queen mum???

lapietra

01-15-2003, 11:23 PM

Okay, beale...

I was saving these for a special occasion... I guess Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday is as good a one as any... :)

jenschka

01-15-2003, 11:29 PM

Imadork. I thought the chandaliers WERE the chicken queen's earrings.

GOOD ONE LALA!

lapietra

01-15-2003, 11:44 PM

tanky jen-jen.

dinz - Now I *am* covered in shite. But I'm still Queen. :p

Oh, and Peg - if I had as wondrous and delightful a jaw as you, I very likely would wear sunglasses with a hat & veil every damn day of my life. So there. (my way of saying "I like your avatar tooooo!!!!".)

jenschka

01-15-2003, 11:51 PM

Imadork. Who's Peg?

(I'm going to start every post with "Imadork" from now on). :p

lapietra

01-15-2003, 11:52 PM

Peg = NYC. :D

jenschka

01-15-2003, 11:58 PM

Imadork.

1.I am Peg.
2.I have a square head.
3. Hehe.
4.Was all she said.

jenschka

01-16-2003, 12:01 AM

Imadork.

I have to say, that limerick thing is fun!
You're good at it too NYC!

lapietra

01-16-2003, 01:23 AM

All right - that's enough!
I'm the Queen and this thread is all about me! Me!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*ahem*
*adjusts tiara*

noxxville

01-16-2003, 02:05 AM

I actually find it amazing that a thread has been established based on Queen Chicken. You should see her.......her head is swelling.

lapietra

01-16-2003, 02:48 AM

Well, I know just the thing for that.
A whole, unbroken raw egg yolk in a little tea-dish. (No whites!)

Believe me, I know what I'm talkin' about. ;)

chuckie egg

01-16-2003, 09:03 AM

hey lala.... I think the Queen would like some piercings, an eyebrow maybe? hehe

...then she can 'get down' with the homies and be 'hip' with her peasants.

bealeblues

01-16-2003, 09:36 AM

well, an eyebrow piercing might convince neko to come back and post....

and i though elaine from seinfeld was the one with the square head.....

lapietra

01-17-2003, 02:23 AM

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*ahem*

May I inquire what all of you think you're doing groveling in front of this.... vulgar lemon-headed thing?
I demand that the usurper be tossed out on her ear!
Immediately.

noxxville

01-17-2003, 02:26 AM

Purrrfect!! She likes it very much.

RuneT

01-17-2003, 05:51 AM

mmmmmmmm, nice chicken.

How about adding some barbeque sauce?
http://www.buttrub.com/images/logo.gif

/running for shelter

bealeblues

01-17-2003, 08:48 AM

seeing that picture reminded me of a cajun favorite for (allegedly) treating diaper rash

http://store6.yimg.com/I/happybaby_1720_325779

RuneT

01-17-2003, 09:06 AM

hahahah, butt paste. No! we cant have that on the chicken, can we?

chuckie egg

01-17-2003, 09:19 AM

...only on the butt!

I would say bum, or arse!

RuneT

01-17-2003, 09:20 AM

lol, "arse paste"

that is even worse! Well done! :)

chuckie egg

01-17-2003, 09:24 AM

How many other words for bottom (butt) can we think of? (Juvenile I know, but fun)

Heres mine...

Arse, ass, behind, bum, bottom, botty, rear, rump.......

RuneT

01-17-2003, 09:27 AM

back
backside
end
2
tushie *right spelling?

rmr

01-21-2003, 06:33 PM

I came to pay my respects to the chicken -- "Oh hail ye mighty chick lady" and I noticed that you guys were talking about butt rub and butt paste, is that a way to treat the holy queeniness???

Red Princess

01-21-2003, 06:50 PM

cheeks, caboose, fanny, hind end, hinie, peaches, tail
with all due respect to Queen Chicken, may she reign forever.

rmr

01-21-2003, 06:59 PM

Hey RP, I think i'm going to bring some of the ass cream to my buns of steel session. I think dinz might be in need of some.

Red Princess

01-21-2003, 07:02 PM

poor guy, sounded like maybe he needed new pants

rmr

01-21-2003, 07:54 PM

Yeah, next time I suggest he doesn't try to do the splits.

jenschka

01-22-2003, 12:34 AM

May I be so brave as to offer "haunches"??

lapietra

01-22-2003, 01:16 AM

Believe me - Queen Chicken's butt can use all the help it can get... (well, not the true Queen Chicken...)

Frieda

01-22-2003, 05:06 AM

some dutch for butt:

kont
billen
reet
bips
gat

RuneT

01-22-2003, 05:08 AM

hey, Frieda! I like your "bips"

hehe :D

Frieda

01-22-2003, 05:17 AM

lol! :D name some words for butt in your language Rune!

RuneT

01-22-2003, 05:22 AM

rompe
rass
bak
ræv
stump
ende

Is what I can think of in a hurry :)

chuckie egg

01-22-2003, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Red Princess
cheeks, caboose, fanny, hind end, hinie, peaches, tail
with all due respect to Queen Chicken, may she reign forever.

haha... fanny means something else in England!

Frieda I prefer your gat!

All hail our noble Queen :)

dickieC

01-22-2003, 09:49 AM

Front bottoms, back bottoms...

Frieda

01-22-2003, 10:00 AM

i know a girl named fanny.. i would've changed my name by now.. maybe she doesn't know, never dared to tell her :p

RuneT

01-22-2003, 10:28 AM

Ok, silly dirty names seems to be the subject now.

I'll start with (drumroll)

Harry Dick

Frieda

01-22-2003, 11:35 AM

should i continue with DickieC then? :D ;)

dickieC

01-22-2003, 01:02 PM

Grrr, no!

I thought my name had been accepted here for what it is by now...

RuneT

01-22-2003, 01:06 PM

owww, we accept you dickiec! no pun intended here.
I'm after all the harry dick's out there, not you, lol.

Red Princess

01-22-2003, 01:07 PM

at least your name isn't Fanny. My great grandmother's name was Fanny. She was a interesting lady. One time when she was about 87 she blew a basketball sized hole in a door with a double barrelled shot gun because she thought she heard some one breaking into her house.

RuneT

01-22-2003, 01:10 PM

oh my! a granny named fanny with a shot gun! that is a headline!

Red Princess

01-22-2003, 01:16 PM

yeah, it's something that sort of runs in the family

dinzdale

01-22-2003, 01:17 PM

what runs in your family....fannies ????

: bad visual :

Red Princess

01-22-2003, 01:22 PM

yes fannies, but not a bad visual please, that and the tendency towards behavior that leads to unsavory headlines or at the very least embarassing gossip

amanda

01-22-2003, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by dinzdale
what runs in your family....fannies ????

: bad visual :

yeah, and thanks for providing it.

dinzdale

01-22-2003, 02:43 PM

It's a worse visual in English....ask dickieC......

zenbabe

01-22-2003, 02:53 PM

Just don't ask him about groaty dick!

dickieC

01-22-2003, 06:50 PM

I told you, it's spotted dick. With raisins.

RuneT

01-22-2003, 06:58 PM

JOJ! thats so funny!

anyway, been doin a bit research on silly names and I stumbled accross

this (http://www.breasttalk.co.uk/names.asp)

dickieC

01-22-2003, 07:21 PM

That's "research"?!?!?!?!

I'm in the wrong job.

noxxville

01-22-2003, 07:53 PM

My Uncle Rick's favorite from Rune's research:

Bodacious Ta-Ta's

I've been hearing that my whole life.

Triple-Nipples kind of scares me.