cheer me up.

[dinzdale]

I'm miserable.
Help monkeys I'm sinking......

Some say something funny / stupid / anything to cheer me up

Please?

[Deviate]

i'm miserable too. but it might make you happy to know i could be more miserable than you.

but to cheer everyone up:
pants.
dookie.
smelly.
poot.
dickie.
whee kni.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Someone do a party trick....or light a fart or SOMETHING ! ! !

[dinzdale]

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY....

Yes, that's my girl........thank you thank you..

MMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! !


( i ) <-----X (a large kiss on the bottom)

[Deviate]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-st.

[masterofNone]

what did I tell ya?

[bealeblues]

dinz, come to LA and we'll hit bourbon street and get arrested....
you'll at least be cheered up until we hit the paddy wagon....

[dinzdale]

Where do you gamble Beale?
Lake Chaz, or Nawlins, or somewhere else?

We could win big and be obnoxious .....

[Red Princess]

don't have to go all the way to Nawlins to be obnoxious. come on be icky, we will all laugh

[dinzdale]

Icky ? Moi?

I am a bastion of moral turpitude and an upholder of decency...........unless tempted to the naughty side.

[Red Princess]

torpitude did you say? cupholder for what?

[dinzdale]

I must be losing it....words fail me.

Red : how many hours and counting before the unveiling ?

[Red Princess]

i could odo it now for practice if you like

[dinzdale]

: faints :

.....if you think you need practice, please continue....we are all friends here......

I'll try not to blush if it gets cheeky.......

[Red Princess]

'cheeky' ? you are a hoot. don't need practice, you needed cheering up, here goes... can you hear the special cd i made? ooops, didn't really mean to drop that, oh well, there goes something else, warm day here but obviously not warm enough

[RuneT]

i hope that you feel better now dinz and deviate. let me know if there is anything i can do. whatever u need,

[dinzdale]

Obviously you would have to think of something to top Red Princess........and that could be scary......

Red: here's a dollar bill, folded, as a token of my esteem, where may one place it so that you may find it easily when needed?

[Red Princess]

a whole dollar? sure you don't want change mr big spender?

[dinzdale]

It's the usual fee here in Houston......apparently.....according to others........as I wouldnt be seen in establishments such as they are.......(ahem)

How far have you got ? I am feeling decidedly perkier now, thanks to your cheering me up....thanks.

[Deviate]

thanks Rune, but i don't want to steal Dinz's thunder.

i'm not very happy right now, but i don't feel i have a right to be pissy with all the shitty stuff that happens to others.

and i think this makes me more pissy.

anyhoo, this thread's about cheering Dinz up, not me. so, Dinz let me just take that 'kick me' sign off your back; that should help.

it seemed like a good idea at the time...

-st.

[Red Princess]

this here is the left coast and the cost of living is much higher, but in deference to you not living in civilization you may put you dollar right here.... guess i will have to leave that on now that it has your offering hanging on it, hmmmmm, don't need this anymore, ooooh must be getting chilly outside, look at that...

[dinzdale]

: groan :

Apparently it's not getting chilly here, but decidedly warmer.......(whew)....

Deev: It's Ok to share in a friends happiness, please stay and admire Red Princess's artistic display...

[RuneT]

hmmm, definately a webcam moment. anyways, good luck tomorrow red, but the way you shine you probably don't need it. ;)

[Red Princess]

oh do stay, i just put on Guns n roses for that song about 'i used to love her but i had to kill her and now she's buried out in my backyard' it's good to work alone 'cause you can carry on like a naked loon in your office and no one knows

[Red Princess]

besides which i actually made dinz speechless. cool

[RuneT]

oh man, that song reminds me about some wild parties. long black hair and a leather jacket. damn, i was cool and had no worries back then

[dinzdale]

Is that the song about " I buried her face down, cos I needed to park my bicycle" ?

I'm here for another 15 mins....so grand finale please !

[Red Princess]

But Rune you still are, can you get me a martini please? onion no olive, thank you.

[Red Princess]

ok for the grand finale i will very carefully pick up that cocktail onion without using my hands, and they all thought i was just a computer geek, hooey!

[dinzdale]

He doesnt appreciate the terpsychorean muse darling (voyeurs - look it up).

Oh look I think you dropped something that needs bending over and picking up really, really soon.........

Wish I typed faster...shite!

[RuneT]

and I can rotate any glass with any amount of beverage without spilling. most of the times, anyway. watch me..

[Red Princess]

oh dear, must not drop things, (bending over to pick it up and lookin back over my shoulder)are you cheered up yet? (wiggle)

[dinzdale]

No I'm watching Red Princess pick stuff up like a Hoover.....

sit down Rune you'll spill that down her.......:OH SHITE ! ! ! :

[RuneT]

i'm sorry red. i dont usually slip the glass like that. are you ok?
let me get you out of those wet clothes

[dinzdale]

OH BOLLOCKS !!!

Red Princess did all that hard work and I get distracted by a balancing Norwegian idiot, JUST WHEN she bends over and wiggles her.........FVCK.

BU-U-MM-ER.........

Bastard, I'm going drinking
(and I'm taking my frenum with me Peg...)

Night all.....Thanks !
!
!
!

[Red Princess]

reprints available on monday

[RuneT]

if that is a frenum piercing i sure hope so. fair well, dinz and cheers
and thanks red for letting me be cool today. hmmm, where is that leather jacket now?

[Red Princess]

Need any more cheering up Dinz or are you ok now?

[dinzdale]

Morning,
That worked wonders, right up to Rune soaking me....thanks
Much better today, except for work is crazy and I wont be on here much.
Hope your date was all you expected and more...you must tell all at some juncture.........we are experts after all.

Thanx again Your Redness

[Red Princess]

unfortunately, he postponed, we have been going out for a while and i think he is getting scared. he can't help it, i scare a lot of poeple

[dickieC]

Shame, shame and thrice shame

Clearly he doesn't know he's onto a good thing.

dC

[Red Princess]

I'll just have to wait or him to get over his reclusiveness

[xerocs]

so i happened upon this this thread thinking to myself, "i could use some cheer"... and as i am reading i happened to notice that red drinks her martinis the same way as i do.... what could be more cheering than that?

[Red Princess]

so let's have a few, it is a depressing day on the left coast, stirred or shaken?

[xerocs]

it is evening here in italy..... and i take mine stirred, i hate to bruise the vodka......

[Red Princess]

coming right up, i won't bruise the vodka, that would be alcohol abuse. it is 10 am here, not too early for ti martoonis ish it?

[xerocs]

ten is when the bars open right? in italy the bars are open at 7 am so i would think ten is behind the power curve....

[Red Princess]

don't know when the bars open, i am at work, lucky for me i work alone, you may have noticed that i carry on shamefully when i am at work

[xerocs]

i am at work too... so.....

[Red Princess]

do you carry on at work also?

[xerocs]

i try not too..... but it slips every now and then....

[Red Princess]

are there a lot of other people around? What do you do?

[xerocs]

no actually no one is around... i am in the military...

[Red Princess]

scary place to be these days, i like my world that is populated mostly with computers with an ocasional live human, don't watch the tv news anymore, too depressing

[xerocs]

why is it a scary place to be? i have been doing it for seven years and i rather like it....

[Red Princess]

there are several military bases in the san diego area and if i am not too far wrong military poeple tend to carry guns and fly dangerous airplanes

[xerocs]

only when we have to

[Red Princess]

i suppose it is the potential that is scary to me.

[xerocs]

the alternatives scare me more.... such as communism....

[Red Princess]

have another martini, this is probably a subject better left alone

[xerocs]

i agree... politics and religion are two that i rarely talk about in public.... stockings and lacey things are another subject though....

[xerocs]

i am off to my local haunt for a spot of tea and vodka.... red i hope that someday in the near future we have the chance to flirt and get to know each other better... until then take care....

[Red Princess]

here have a quick peek at the black lace camisole to take with you

[xerocs]

again with the camisole...... nice nice.... but this isn't the shameless flirting thread.... won't we get in trouble? mmmmmmm that might make it more fun.... well on that note here take a look at.... wait, i am not wearing any.... :)

[Red Princess]

you must be a very bad man

[xerocs]

why do you say that?

[Red Princess]

telling me no underwear, i could be blushing.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[xerocs]

when did i say anything about underwear? i was going to show you my shoes.... where is your mind?

[Red Princess]

same place it usually is and if you think i believe that about your shoes....
ha ha ha ha ha ha

[xerocs]

ok ok... my mind is there too... but i really must be going.... red will i see you again?

[Red Princess]

take the camisole with you, i have another. i will be here tomorrow