Ten Questions by RMR

[rmr]

Thought I'd give the old questions a shot, here goes:

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

2. What are you superstitious about?

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?

6. What was your first car?

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?

9. Is there life after death?

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?

[rmr]

WOO NYC --- What's the stair thing????

[dinzdale]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
Tagliatelle - I like the name, kinda tough

2. What are you superstitious about?
Dont let a black cat step on the cracks.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
This is a PG 13 board.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
I made someone happy today.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
About 24 yrs old and accidently called a friend's dad by his first name, and then realised he didnt bat an eyelid.

6. What was your first car?
1976 Ford Corsair - read POS

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
I havnt had it yet

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
H.S is......making a living on very little talent.

9. Is there life after death?
I honestly dont know.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
AAAARRRRGGHHHH Flasback !!!

[masterofNone]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
the unassuming macaroni
2. What are you superstitious about?
666
3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
I fly... but until recently I was incompetent at it. I used to get tangled in power lines.
4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
I quit smoking over 18 months ago.
5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
Making Thanksgiving dinner for my adult sons and their girlfriends
6. What was your first car?
1968 red camaro
7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
drinks, laughter, publicly displayed affection
8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
both
9. Is there life after death?
semantically speaking, death is the end of life, so logically, no there is no 'life' after death... does our consciousness (or soul) persist beyond life? I'll let you know.
10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
Well they may not be fun friends but friends nonetheless... I gotta go with false

[dickieC]

Originally posted by rmr
Thought I'd give the old questions a shot, here goes:

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

A soft and easily malleable kind.

2. What are you superstitious about?

Nothing at all, the supernatural is a load of medieaval nonsense.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?

Rushing through the London Underground to catch a tube train. It's utterly obvious that it reflects penile inadequacy, doesn't take a genius to see that.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?

Getting perfect exam results. Every f'ing time.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?

Just now. It's taken me 27 years. Heigh ho.

6. What was your first car?

An Austin Metro. Kudos.

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?

March 16 1998. Never bettered.

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?

arsehole.

9. Is there life after death?

No.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?

Only my bestest friends know the answer...

[masterofNone]

no that was innocent. hmmm. But you know sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[amanda]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
Arborio "rice"- for risotto.

2. What are you superstitious about?
People who believe in superstitions.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
I have this dream where I'm walking along and I can't read, no one understands me no matter how closely I speak their language. I get strange looks, there are cute little monsters selling cans of bad coffee everywhere ....oh wait. Never mind. That's not a dream.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself.
Breathing.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
Walking into a Victoria Secret store and not feel intimidated.

6. What was your first car?
1994 323 Mazda hatchback- named Wilber

7. Describe your best date in five words or less
good conversation, laughter, ice cream

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
(still laughing over moel's answer) I've never listened to the guy, so the jury is still out for coffee and doughnuts.

9. Is there life after death?
The jury is out for coffee and doughnuts.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
Only if they are men without hats- they can dance, but they aren't my friends. So false.

And I think I'll laugh because I want to.

[masterofNone]

For some reason I often dream that I am traped in my grandparents basement...weird.

talk about yer cigars.

[lapietra]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
Farfalle tonde, most likely. Or fusilli. (twisty! holds lots of sauce.)

2. What are you superstitious about?
ladders, telephone poles, pennies; taking the last cookie. Guys named David.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
I used to have one (when I was very little) in which I was singing at the top of a very tall stage that would fall over; I would plummet down to hell where all the monsters were. Eventually I began to remember I was in a dream - the next time I had it I made friends with the monsters & we had a party. Haven't had the dream since.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
Getting my apartment really, really clean & having my friends over for a dinner party.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
Trying to start my own business after becoming unemployed.

6. What was your first car?
A green 1976 Plymouth Duster.

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
6-hour hike; tent sex.

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
porcine savant

9. Is there life after death?
Depends on what you mean by life.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
You're entitled to your opinion.

[noxxville]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

Ramen....quick and easy. (How many directions can you go with that?)

2. What are you superstitious about?

Saying "Rain". If you are enjoying the summer weather and you say "It hasn't rained in weeks" it will rain. Live in Germany for a while, you will see what I mean.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?

That I'm having a bad dream and need to wake myself up.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?

I survived my childhood...long story.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?

When I paid off my car.

6. What was your first car?

A chevy s-10 blazer that my mother gave me. The engine blew 2 weeks later.

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?

I have never really dated.

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?

Howard Stern is a jackass.

9. Is there life after death?

If you wish for there to be.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?

False, but we can go where we want to, a place where they wilol never find.

[1kookykat]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

Manicotti. I think you know what I mean.

2. What are you superstitious about?

Superstition is the ascribing of spiritual significance or portent to common events arbitrarily, I would say. My belief in the supernatural makes me not superstitious whatsoever. God just didn't make things that way; thirteen is just a baker's dozen and a black cat is merely a target-- Oops, I mean a nice pet.

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?

Yeah. I'm all alone. I'm rollin' a big donut and this snake wearing a vest...

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?

I'm a good spellur.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?

When I consciously decided to really try being a good Daddy to my (now ex-)girlfriend's 6-year old boy.

6. What was your first car?

1968 Plymouth Sport Fury

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?

Silly costumes, three tow trucks.

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?

He's very talented at drawing certain people into his little world. Genius? No. Now, Phil Hendrie...

9. Is there life after death?

There is eternal life and eternal destruction. Turn or burn.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?

Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, Oh-oooh?

[chuckie egg]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

A SUPER Noodle!

2. What are you superstitious about?

Totally nothing, that stuff is a load of TOSH

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?

Every now and again I dream I'm running but not actually moving anywhere, as though I'm on a treadmill!

Although last night I dreamt I went on holiday and forgot to pack all my toiletries!?!?!?

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?

In 1991 at the age of 11 I got my black belt in kungfu... hiiiiiiiiiyah!

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?

hmmm... I still dont, dont think I ever will!

6. What was your first car?

I've never owned a car, the first one I drove was a Nissan Micra, horrible thing.

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?

One year today... cor blimey!

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?

Erm.. from the little I've seen of him he seems closest to being a pig.

9. Is there life after death?

Most definitely, although it will be better for some than others (understatement of all time)

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?

false false false ( You have to have someone to watch you! )

[Deviate]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
fusilli (cause it's silli)

2. What are you superstitious about?
salt over shoulder, black cats crossing my path, picking up pennies

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
nope, not anymore.

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
loyalty

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
when i got my car repossesed. consequences.

6. What was your first car?
1980 sunburst yellow Datsun B210

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
both. only a genius could market depravity with such success.

9. Is there life after death?
no. death indicates no life. there is existence.

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
False.
We can dance if we want to, we can leave our PANTS behind, because our PANTS don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no PANTS of mine.

[Red Princess]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
angel hair cooked al dente

2. What are you superstitious about?
nothing much, the book of revelations creeps me out though

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
not anymore, always different

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
Making the Dean's List in college and my 4.0 GPA at the community college

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
when i got my first checking account

6. What was your first car?
1966 Dodge Dart given to me in its declining years

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
dinner, conversation, dessert,wine, no conversation

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
i have to go with the penius

9. Is there life after death?
after who's death?

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
are we really talking about dancing or is that a euphemism?

[rmr]

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?

I'd like to be a knocci -does that count?

2. What are you superstitious about?
The salt over the shoulder thing, any devil related crap and I always make a wish when the clock say 11:11 .


3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
Yes, that one tooth is loose and I pull on it and slowing I've pulled all the teeth out of my mouth.


4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
Being dependable.

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
I guess it would be the first time I was able to end a relationship and still keep things good.

6. What was your first car?
1984 Chevy Caprice

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
swept off my feet, again


8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
Both, but he cracks me up.

9. Is there life after death?
I hope so

10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
False - I can't dance and yet I think I'm an ok friend.

[Madmack]

Mmm.. Questions...

1. If you had to be a noodle, what type would you be?
Hmm.. One of those Swimming pool noodles you whack your nephew over the head with......

2. What are you superstitious about?
Jinxing a Hockey goalie. If they have a shutout going, you can't say the word 'shutout'

3. Do you have a reoccurring dream? If so what is it?
Toes in the sand...

4. Name one thing that makes you feel really proud of yourself?
Doing the right thing even when I don't want to...

5. When if ever was the first time you felt like a real adult?
I either always have.. or haven't yet...

6. What was your first car?
'73 Pinto wagon

7. Describe your best date in five words or less?
On a whim.. a movie (In Burlington Vermont)

8. Is Howard Stern a genius or a pig, or both?
I know of him.. but we're not really subjected to him up here..

9. Is there life after death?
..and death after life


10. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind because if friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well their no friends of mine – True or False?
I don't dance.. Cut's into my drinking time.. But I watch..