I'm bored

[rmr]

and it's real cold outside. It's sooooooo cold outside here. Why do I live in this god for saken cold place. Anyone else cold?

[dinzdale]

Nope- just you Rimsey, just you.

68 deg and balmy (or barmy, I'm not sure)

Bored , yet busy as a mouse on methadrine.....watch that wheel go round baby ! ! !

[rmr]

Hey Dinz, is that your butt? I didn't realize that you worked out so much!!!

[dinzdale]

That dancing delight belongs to the next Mrs Dinzdale, and if you have that sort of "cheekiness" you could be the next unlucky lady.

[Red Princess]

some people will propose to anyone, but how much could it really mean?
Chicago? say Hi to my pal Ray, he is there on business this week. He's probably frozen too. Nice and warm here

[rmr]

I'm quote cheeky....I'm may apply for the position although I'm really looking to be someone's future ex-wife, just trying to keep things real.

BTW - I'm waving at the butt!!

[rmr]

You mean I'm not the only only one. Jeesh my feelings are hurt. I was just trying to do buns of steel for him, but now forget it.

I'm in Chicago, the windy city, and I'm bored, cold and hungry. I worked very hard this morning and now I don't feel like doing anything.

[dinzdale]

Most Mrs Dinzdale's DO end up as ex-wives, strange that?
Could it be me? .......Nah....

BTW: The butt is waving back...

[Red Princess]

if the goal is to be an ex go for someone rich, make it worth it, no pre-nup

[rmr]

Nah, don't want the money, I want the misery.

I'm so glad that nobody sticks around, Dinz. I'm a bit of a committment phob myself so that sounds alright by me!!

I'm doing buns of steal as I type.

[Red Princess]

i don't like to get committed either

[Red Princess]

the attack of the uncontrollable editor, ha ha ha ha

[rmr]

NYC'S IN THE HOUSE

Please tell me how to steal someone's ass? I'm trying to impress Dinz (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

[Red Princess]

i think i hear a whooshing noise

[rmr]

Ok , R.P., I swear it's not coming from me!!!

[Red Princess]

it was the post about buns of steal(steel) NYC can't help it

[rmr]

Oh my god, I'm such a blonde today!!! Hahahaha!! I just got that ....lol.

God do I feel dum(b).

[dinzdale]

Well I'm impressed, from being bored Rimmer, you're now excercising the toosh muscles and not freezing anymore.
The power of the avatar....

All together now....and one , and two , and pinch those cheeks, and one .........(puff) .....(pant)......let's see some dimples ladies,....and aa-one, and a-two.......

[Red Princess]

the whole exchange made my day, thanks all. Dinz is pretty easy to impress, tell him you have on fancy underwear, but don't talk about your feet for pete's sake

[Red Princess]

hey dinz, why don't we just pinch your cheeks? (pinch pinch)

[rmr]

Why would I tell him I have fancy underwear on, I'm not wearing any!

And a one, two, three (two more now) one, two

NYC - I deserve to be made fun of. I noticed on another post I used the word eye for I. I am really honsetly dyslexic but I don't have to be lazy!!

[rmr]

I'm actually cracking up at it. You know I used to feel selfconcious about my lack of spelling skills and now hey what can I do.

I think you guys will still except me even if I do sometimes make a boo boo or two.

Five more and four more, three more and two more.......

[Red Princess]

yeah i was typing about the skinny girls next door, said the needed to have a burger but the first time it was buger, caught that one before it posted or i would still be hearing about it

[dinzdale]

...and bend, and stretch, and bend, and Oooops!!!(RRRRRRIIIPPP !! ! )
....carry on without me girls,.....I think I've pulled a heiny.....

: limps off :

[Red Princess]

here pull my finger

[rmr]

LOL - Ladies you are too funny!!

Dinz, a heiny??? Is that what the kids are calling it today.

(stretch, and stretch and stretch.....to the sky)

[Red Princess]

Dinz! limp you way back over here, we are not done with you yet

[dinzdale]

It's Ok girls, I thought I'd pulled something, strained a peach cheek...at least popped a hemi...but have no fear it was only my jockstrap tweaking. I think the buns'o'steel might be a lofty goal, and am now going to settle for tooshie of aluminium.....same shape, but lighter and wont rust.......

...and raise the left bun, hold it 2,3,4 and rest......

[rmr]

Hey dinz look I'm doing buns of steel and I didn't even split my pants..

http://www.angelfire.com/clone2/me0/_LWF0005.jpg

This is a very important pic from the buns of steel archive.

[dinzdale]

I'm sure it's impressive, but the old angelfire never seems to come across.......and I'll bet it's good though.
...and you dont seem so bored anymore.....

[rmr]

Nope, not bored anymore. LOL

Thank wife number 5 for me, she did a great job inspiring me.

Sorry that you're pants split!!!

[dinzdale]

Ah well, split happens.......

JOJ