Find me (two word)

[nycwriters]

Two word story. New one.

I was

[amanda]

aching for

[masterofNone]

the subtle

[chuckie egg]

taste of

[dickieC]

Earl Grey

[chuckie egg]

that morning

[Deviate]

, a late

[dickieC]

grandfather sprang

[AllegroNg]

because Gramma

[noxxville]

was busy

[amanda]

cooking pie.

[1kookykat]

I watched

[amanda]

with quiet

[moel]

patience as

[1kookykat]

the rain

[moel]

fell heavy

[nycwriters]

without relenting

[zenbabe]

, it pounded,

[dickieC]

deluging the

[xerocs]

roof top

[chuckie egg]

and my

[AllegroNg]

heart screamed

[chuckie egg]

while my

[Frieda]

feet were

[chuckie egg]

being tickled

[Frieda]

with a

[xerocs]

brown pickle

[nycwriters]

. It began

[Deviate]

so innocently

[dickieC]

but now

[Deviate]

i fear

[nycwriters]

what remains.

[noxxville]

The pickle

[masterofNone]

, my god,

[AllegroNg]

it's changing

[1kookykat]

the way

[AllegroNg]

it pickles

[nycwriters]

now fetid

[noxxville]

and flacid.

[nycwriters]

It began

[noxxville]

last Tuesday

[nycwriters]

and now

[amanda]

it will

[trisherina]

never end.

[nycwriters]

I sighed

[masterofNone]

and began

[nycwriters]

the arduous

[noxxville]

journey through

[nycwriters]

makeshift memories

[lapietra]

of a

[nycwriters]

harder time

[lapietra]

when pickles

[nycwriters]

were free,

[noxxville]

and frolicked

[nycwriters]

gleefully like

[trisherina]

bipolar manics

[masterofNone]

. Now skyrocketing,

[amanda]

the green

[noxxville]

pickle machine

[nycwriters]

found acceptance

[sybil]

with the

[nycwriters]

rest of

[noxxville]

its peers.

[nycwriters]

"Absolute crap!

[noxxville]

Absolute!" bellowed

[nycwriters]

the porter

[trisherina]

, himself pickled.

[nycwriters]

He hiccoughed.

[noxxville]

Then burped.

[zenbabe]

"excuse me"

[trisherina]

, he muttered.

[nycwriters]

He stumbled

[noxxville]

into her.

[nycwriters]

"Oof!

Pardon,"

[noxxville]

he croaked.

[nycwriters]

Suddenly there

[moel]

was two

[noxxville]

or three

[1kookykat]

crazy ideas

[nycwriters]

of doughty

[noxxville]

maidens fleeing

[Wench]

the pickle.

[nycwriters]

Damn that

[noxxville]

cannonball size

[nycwriters]

hangover, I'd

[noxxville]

kick your

[moel]

cannonball sized

[noxxville]

, sweaty, inflamed

[nycwriters]

gourd. Why

[moel]

couldn't you

[noxxville]

just say

[nycwriters]

'NO!' to

[moel]

my sexy

[noxxville]

hotpants

that

[moel]

fit so

[Zyle]

camel toeishly

[nycwriters]

I winked.

[noxxville]

He smiled.

[nycwriters]

I batted

[noxxville]

my smudge-resistant

[nycwriters]

mascara'ed eyes

[flabbygums]

then miraculously

[moel]

jumped over

[noxxville]

a cheescake.

[moel]

Holy moly!

[lapietra]

Raspberry goo

[noxxville]

slowly crawls

[moel]

towards braver

[noxxville]

aspirations. Sugar

[moel]

sounds sweetly

[cosmo949]

in my

[moel]

sweet sensing

[cosmo949]

kinetic daydreams

[noxxville]

about play-dough.

[lapietra]

Secretly caressing

[noxxville]

my inner

[moel]

funny bone

[flabbygums]

sans osteoporosis

[lapietra]

I glare

[moel]

deep into

[cosmo949]

the unseen

[moel]

abyss that

[cosmo949]

waits outside

[moel]

for me.

[cosmo949]

I hesitate

[moel]

momentarily, and

[cosmo949]

grab my

[moel]

towel. "Wait!"

[cosmo949]

"I forgot

[moel]

to ask

[cosmo949]

your "sign"

[noxxville]

last night."

[lapietra]

"How original."

[Panda]

",I've heard

[lapietra]

ungodly things

[nycwriters]

at this

[noxxville]

grain alcohol.

[lapietra]

Swirling colorful

[nycwriters]

amidst the

[noxxville]

backdrop of

[nycwriters]

last summer's

[trisherina]

fallen verbena,

[noxxville]

I spy

[AllegroNg]

my love

[cosmo949]

asleep, his

[flabbygums]

L'Occitane soap

[noxxville]

foaming madly

[cosmo949]

against my

[moel]

will. I

[noxxville]

pulled out

[moel]

my largest

[cosmo949]

quietest blimp

[moel]

, and laughed.

[noxxville]

After dinner

[lapietra]

I sprawled

[moel]

to find

[lapietra]

gold coins

[nycwriters]

scattered around

[noxxville]

beneath my

[lapietra]

glass floor

[moel]

. This is

[nycwriters]

the inspiration

[moel]

one needs

[Zyle]

to carry

[lapietra]

out one's

[noxxville]

garbage. Pygmies!

[lapietra]

Stealthily advancing

[moel]

and always

[noxxville]

looking backwards

[moel]

into the

[lapietra]

black hole

[cosmo949]

of my

[moel]

inner pain.

[trisherina]

The island

[lapietra]

the pygmies

[moel]

the joy

[cosmo949]

So many

[moel]

lost moments

[trisherina]

vanish before

[moel]

open eyes

[cosmo949]

Grab me

[noxxville]

where I

[moel]

know you

[cosmo949]

I'm feeling

[noxxville]

squishy. Please

[moel]

make this

[backward_glance]

humiliation increase

[moel]

in such

[cosmo949]

a slippery

[moel]

, sloppy and

[cosmo949]

soothing sensation.

[noxxville]

My God!

[moel]

You can't

[cosmo949]

proceed without

[lapietra]

being tucked

[cosmo949]

beneath my

[moel]

ever changing

[cosmo949]

panties of

[moel]

wonderful colours.

[trisherina]

Don't forget

[moel]

your huge

[Deviate]

navy bean

[lapietra]

soup bowl

[Deviate]

. And please

[nycwriters]

pass the

[Deviate]

trapped gas

[lapietra]

as loudly

[Deviate]

as possible.

[moel]

I love

[Deviate]

the ripe

[cosmo949]

texture of

[lapietra]

mango flesh

[moel]

. I'm crazy

[cosmo949]

just CRAZY

[Deviate]

about it.

[lapietra]

Yum, yum.

[moel]

I just

[cosmo949]

hope you

[moel]

save me

[cosmo949]

from retracing

[moel]

the old

[cosmo949]

false steps

[moel]

I once

[titanicaxx]

innocently yet,

[Deviate]

knowingly trod

[titanicaxx]

learning almost

[lapietra]

nothing, and

[cosmo949]

yet revived

[moel]

glory and

[titanicaxx]

humble pie

[moel]

for all.

[noxxville]

What the

[lapietra]

moral is

[cosmo949]

remains obscured

[lapietra]

as usual.

[moel]

Look deep

[lapietra]

into my

[moel]

ever expanding

[cosmo949]

need for

[moel]

linoleum floor

[trisherina]

tiles, and

[noxxville]

pork chops.

[lapietra]

Press gently

[moel]

and walk

[lapietra]

as if

[chuckie egg]

they were

[moel]

all that

[lapietra]

mattered. Yearning

[cosmo949]

eclipse reality

[Deviate]

leaving vacuumed