Where is he........?

[dinzdale]

OK, now Deviate's back, on fine form too I might add, where is he?
You know who I mean, everybody's favourite lawyer / schoolgirl / electric boogaloo dancer / jumping turd / Norwegian baiting / POS wagon scamming / grey goose drinking / one and only Beale.

Anyone seen the prankster ?

[bealeblues]

i'm here my friend, i'm here.... i have rather been enjoying the exchange offered by the newbies....

[rmr]

Hey can I jump in here. I don't very much feel like talking politics and I'm not quite ready to hit the buns.

Hi Beale -- I am rimmer, how are you? I've been chasing your friend Dinz around the gym a bit.

[dinzdale]

Why, what did they offer to swap you ? ? ? ?



Dont just leave again without leaving a note. I thought you'd won big on the tables and fvcked off with the loot......

[rmr]

Man, I didn't win big, I lost all our money. Hope your not too pissed. Thought do a special routine for you later to make up for the loss.

Swapping?? I'm so tired of damn swapping I don't know what to tell ya. I don't want to do that anymore I tell ya!!!

[rmr]

Hey can I jump in here. I don't very much feel like talking politics and I'm not quite ready to hit the buns.

Hi Beale -- I am rimmer, how are you? I've been chasing your friend Dinz around the gym a bit.

[bealeblues]

hiya rimmer... i've noticed that you've been chasing dinz around, and i've also noticed that he's suddenly been stricken with a charliehorse which has limited his speed in evading capture....

and lately we've had a kinder, gentler dinz.... what gives, mate?

[bealeblues]

oh and another thing dinz... i think it sucks ass that you can't engage in IM... there are so many things that come up over the latter course of my day that i know you'd enjoy....

and i wish i'd won big at the boat-- i lose every time.... one day we'll hit harrah's in N.O. and lose all our money, drink the bar dry, and wake up in Orleans Parish jail...

[rmr]

Kinder and gentle, my behind!!

He's working my butt off.

So, Beale are you saying he split his pants on purpose???

[bealeblues]

i would wager that he split the seams on purpose rimmer.... and he's been dinz-lite lately, believe it or not.... maybe he's just trying to lure you in before he springs the trap... caveat emptor....

[dinzdale]

I am but a slave to the machine BB.
Kinder ? Gentler ? Moi ?
I have always been a model of decorum and nicety....rising above the uncouth and braggadocio of some......and actually it's a bit quiet here in the daytime.......

[bealeblues]

excuse me while i cough out the obligatory "hrumph-bull-hrumpt-shite"

[rmr]

Dinz -- QUIET -- is that your way of saying I"m boring??????

[bealeblues]

what, a faux-pas dinz my friend? let's see you wiggle your way out of this one....

[Red Princess]

did i hear someone mention a wiggle? i am very good at that you know

[rmr]

Yeah Beale!! I'd like to see him turn this around....I was starting to get the warm fuzzies and now I'm ready to throw the frying pan at him!!!

[Red Princess]

Dinz was probably just using both of us for his own sick voyeuristic pleasures, what a perv, and to think i picked up that coctail onion just for him... *cries*

[bealeblues]

hahaha-- going from warm fuzzies to throwing kitchenware in a few short posts.... looks like my work here is done....

[rmr]

I think we scared Dinz off the board (hehehe)

[Red Princess]

So Beale. wanna go work out with me and rimmer?

[bealeblues]

well sure... what's the exercise of the day? (besides drinking)

[masterofNone]

It has been said of Dinz that he is

"mad, bad, and dangerous to know..."

or was that Lord Byron? They behave in roughly the same manner.

[bealeblues]

dinz will wear that badge with pride, MoN....

[rmr]

Ok guilt is getting the best me.....must give dinz the benefit of the doubt!!!!

[bealeblues]

oh no, give him the benefit of the doubt--- he'll do a good enough job eating his own shoe leather without my help....

but he still split his seams on purpose

[dinzdale]

Oh there's mischief enough abounding the minute my back's turned.....
Shall we still call you Beale, or Ratty the Stool Pidgeon ???

Rimmer, you know I would never call our wild crazy afternoons boring......you are the fire in my boiler room.......and my pants were beyond repair, and only split due to the volume of traffic.
Witness now the industrial strength speedo adorning my loins.....

Red P, your wiggle is now legendary and as a grandafther I shall dandle a small child on my knee and recall the day.......



"Mad, Bad and Dangerous to know"...mmm, kind of a ring about it.......

[bealeblues]

told you he'd like the badge MoN

and no need for mischief in your absence.... you promulgate your own mischief well enough on your own....

i was merely pointing out the terribly obvious-- about your 'seams'...... flow of traffic? i did need that laugh for the day....

but see, i did say give you the benefit of the doubt, dinz-lite, so i shall remain beale....

[Red Princess]

listen to him try to be nice after he made me cry,,, *sniff sniff*

[rmr]

Oh goodie the speedo!!!

Oh how I love the speedo!!!

No more frying pan for you Dinz!!!

Hey -- kiddies you know what's just around the corner???????

[bealeblues]

looks like it will take more, a-hem, charm to get out of this one dinz.,...

and pardon me while i vomit into my garbage can after viewing the speedo/banana hammock

and i may regret this, but what's around the corner rimmer?

[Red Princess]

butt clenches

[bealeblues]

clenching our own or clenching others'?

[rmr]

banana hammock -- beale you just hurt my feelings.

It's almost time for our 7th inning stretch.....

today I think we'll sweat to the oldies -- ala Richard Simmons.

I'll be back, I'm going to go put on my leotard and grab my flags!!

[Red Princess]

run for you life while there's still time,,,

[bealeblues]

sorry rimmer, but no red blooded american male needs to be subjected to dinz and his banana hammock.... now if you enjoy it, then that's all that matters.....

[rmr]

What about me??? I need you guys!!!

[bealeblues]

i'll hang around, provided dinz does no lunges around me....

[Red Princess]

ok, i'll pour the beers and light the cig's, Beale just don't get behind HIM and don't turn around

[dinzdale]

Beale is just embarrased about his badly filled hammock.....

....I'll be back in a little while with the beer, ciggy's and cheese whiz.....

[Red Princess]

don't forget to pick up some cocktail onions

[rmr]

and a wrap!!

[bealeblues]

now dinz, you know just b/c you bought your speedo in the boys section doesn't mean that yours is 'well filled out'....

just a reminder

[rmr]

Ok everybody, grab you smoke, grab your drink, hell grab somebody if you feel like it!!

It is time for RMR's Daily 7th Inning Butt Flex!!!

Ok I'm going to do the butterfly for a while, will some hand me an ashtray????

[Red Princess]

right, ash tray coming right up

[rmr]

hey, thanks R.P., really appriecate it.

do you think you could yell out multiplication tables me, I'm kind of a multi tasker with ADD, so I need be doing a couple things at one and not stop doing them....otherwise, I feel bad about myself and forget what I'm doing.

How about some wine???

[Red Princess]

ok and after that we can recite atomic weights from the periodic table

[rmr]

That's such a great idea. Do you mind throwing me some olives, I'm going to try to catch them!!!

[Red Princess]

someone ate all the olives, all we have left is the onions

[rmr]

Well you know my motto if you got 'em eat 'em!!

Besides Dinz isn't here so forget him anyway. Who the hell needs him anyway?