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dinzdale
03-29-2006, 04:16 PM
Inspired thought.

Give a dlilemma and find out how much of a whore everyone is.


eg
$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old,perfectly healthy, family pet dog.


Deal or No Deal?
Zeismyhero
03-29-2006, 04:50 PM
I am stone cold broke, but still no deal.

Really, what is wrong with you, Dear Dinzdale....
lapietra
03-29-2006, 04:51 PM
After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time. :)
Zeismyhero
03-29-2006, 04:55 PM
After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time. :)

Sign me up NOW! I would totally do that. In fact, at one time, I may HAVE done that at one time (I used to work in retail and would drink a lot of margaritas after work at the bar of the restaurant in the mall...) I don't have to wear a prosthetic um...er...you know, do I? In other words, if Santa has to be anatomically correct, I'm in trouble. But I'll still do it.
Zeismyhero
03-29-2006, 04:58 PM
No...wait. $1,000,000 would just barely cover the lawsuits from traumatizing small children and robbing them of their Christmas fantasies. You'd have to promise I wouldn't get busted first...

Would $50,000 help your conscience live with the guilt after starting a career ending rumor about a co-worker?
craig johnston
03-29-2006, 05:08 PM
no problem.

anything that eats it's own puke deserves shooting.

;)
dinzdale
03-29-2006, 05:40 PM
$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked.

Pshawww....make it difficult to stop me.
I'd do that for 2 less zeros.

Ok how about.....,
$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

:cool: Deal or No Deal ?
lapietra
03-29-2006, 08:58 PM
Ok how about.....,
$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

:cool: Deal or No Deal ?

Deal - only if I can put half the 10 thou in the box and return it. (I mean - I'd need to keep some...)
madasacutsnake
03-29-2006, 09:57 PM
$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old,perfectly healthy, family pet dog.


Deal or No Deal?

Deal. Too easy.
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 03:06 AM
$10,000 to walk off with a charity poor box from your work's cafeteria?

Deal. Screw the poor.

$50,000 to shoot your 12 yr old, perfectly healthy, family pet dog.

Deal. Who needs a dog when you can buy a pony with the blood money?:

http://www.jenningsandersonford.com/Communities/jaford/images/Lineup/Cars/2006_mustang_big.jpg
jasmina
03-30-2006, 04:55 AM
how about £50,000 to convince you best friend his/her bf/gf is cheating on them?
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 05:03 AM
how about £50,000 to convince you best friend his/her bf/gf is cheating on them?

No problem. I'd just split the money with the poor fool.

(how much is that in euro?)
jasmina
03-30-2006, 05:09 AM
nope you've got to keep it all yourself
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 05:14 AM
No deal then.

I've got my principles...
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 05:15 AM
After going through losing Schroeder, NO DEAL. Snot worth it.

$1,000,000 to pose as Santa in a mall; then, at peak shopping hour, strip and run naked. Extra points if you have a kid in your lap at the time. :)

I'd do this though. Heck, I'd do this for a hundred dollars.
jasmina
03-30-2006, 05:17 AM
I'd do it free!
RuneT
03-30-2006, 09:27 AM
ok then let's go to work nekkid
dinzdale
03-30-2006, 10:31 AM
One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?

:cool:
RuneT
03-30-2006, 10:43 AM
One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?

:cool:

nope
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 11:06 AM
One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?

:cool:

This is a tough one, because a) I don't make all that much money in the first place; b) if I had the power to fire people, I'd fire the people I hated and not the ones I liked; and c) I hate all of my co-workers...

So, yeah, I'd do it, but I'd be lying when I told you the one I fired was my favourite. Or favorite.
dinzdale
03-30-2006, 11:27 AM
Ok, then EV, you get to have your best friend fired for E50,000....no sharing

:cool: Deal?
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 12:29 PM
Ok, then EV, you get to have your best friend fired for E50,000....no sharing

:cool: Deal?

No deal. I like you too much to fire you, dinz.
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 12:50 PM
:D
dinzdale
03-30-2006, 12:52 PM
:)


Ummmm....OK....

....eat a beetle for a beer?
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 12:54 PM
....eat a beetle for a beer?

In a proverbial New York second.

Would you step into a boxing ring for ten minutes with Chuck Norris for 100 dollars?
dinzdale
03-30-2006, 01:05 PM
Would you step into a boxing ring for ten minutes with Chuck Norris for 100 dollars?

To give him $100, yes! :)
Frieda
03-30-2006, 02:10 PM
who'd cut off an ear for EUR 10.000? one of your own ears, that is.
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 02:27 PM
This guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ro/thumb/f/f0/VanGogh-self-portrait-with_bandaged_ear.jpg/250px-VanGogh-self-portrait-with_bandaged_ear.jpg

I'd do it for 100,000 euro
EmotionalVelcro
03-30-2006, 02:32 PM
Then I'd buy me a set of these bad boys:

http://www.rileystrickshop.com/images/products/445s.jpg
Gatsby
03-31-2006, 10:40 AM
One year's salary to fire your favourite co-worker - (no splitting the money later)?

:cool:

Hell no.

$500 to pose as Santa in a department store for an hour and whisper in kids' ears, "Santa's not real - this is a costume."
Avalon
03-31-2006, 11:14 AM
OH yeah..I would do that in a second..I know a few children I would tell for free.
jasmina
03-31-2006, 11:21 AM
$500 to pose as Santa in a department store for an hour and whisper in kids' ears, "Santa's not real - this is a costume."

Yeah definitely.
But they wouldn't believe me cos I look too evil