Recruiting Ze fans..

[Hermione]

I was curious if people (ze fans) tell others about this site. Personally I do my very best to recuit people. If you do, post your experiances.

At the Macaroni Grill, they have paper on the tables so you can draw or write random things. I wrote in big letters ZEFRANK.COM in various places, the total number of times I wrote it was 21 times. I observed numerous people write it down. The world would be a better place if everyone went to zefrank.com:)

[bealeblues]

ha! good idea surbhi...

either dinz or i should start scribbling it on bathroom walls....

[lapietra]

ew.

Might that not attract a certain.... erm.... element?

I'm just sayin'.... :p

[bealeblues]

you don't see shades of that element already lala? have you not been to the Z-M Bar lately??

[dinzdale]

There is already a wide selection of suggestions for Beale on the bathroom walls of many establishments throughout the southern United States..........some physically impossible, some dangerous, and some are illegal even in Alabama.......

[amanda]

I used to take my students on here- for the games, mostly.

But they and their teacher (*ahem* no names will be mentioned) would get a little TOO distracted by Ze's "Who's your daddy?" moves during lessons.

"See kids, this what you can do if you can apply yourself in your studies of English: Learn the language. Code. Learn Flash. Code some more. Dance online. Become semi-famous.

The kitty is optional."

[Zyle]

Originally posted by bealeblues
ha! good idea surbhi...

either dinz or i should start scribbling it on bathroom walls....

I actually *DID* find the site from a bathroom wall. No really!

My college posts a thing called the bog sheet for you to read while you're doing yer business with fun stuff on it and it was written on that :D

[bealeblues]

bathroom walls all over the south, eh dinz? you know you should really try to stay out of the ladies' rooms or those prior charges will never get expunged from your record....

and physically impossible? only if you lack imagination

and dangerous? probably, but i'm limber

and illegal? i saw the ID baby, that's all i can do

[zefrank]

that some trace of my being would be scribbled on bathroom walls!

an adolescent fantasy realized.

if only my pectoral muscles would grow...

[dinzdale]

..like these you mean ?

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[Red Princess]

Dinz, if you believe those are real......

[bealeblues]

if those are the pecs that ze's after for himself, that's a whole different website, restricted to those 18 and over (allegedly) with access to a credit card.....

ideas ze, ideas.....

[Red Princess]

don't pick on Ze, pick on Dinz, he hasn't even bothered to flirt with me today.

[dinzdale]

4 things

1. I'm busy today - no time to do much Ze-surfing

2. I dont care about real pecs or plastic - its personality that counts......

3. I dont want to know the type of website beale looks at

4. RP - no time for extended flirtation.
Note: the Ze-guys told you white lace (esp. anklets) was the choice of many.
Note 2: Beale seems to think I would worship the ground on which you walk........he's only covering his own devotion to your tongue lashings..

[Red Princess]

It's ok sweetie, i don't want to be one of those high maintenence vampire girls. I can wait.
*Smmoooch*

[bealeblues]

now we're coming closer to the fully leaded dinz that we've all grown to expect....

dinz-lite be damned.....

[Red Princess]

Hoooey! Let's spread a rumor that he is really a shy cutie pie, he'll hate that.

[lapietra]

I'd be willing to bet he's a little of all that... :D

[Red Princess]

he probably secretly does nice things like go grocery shopping for the elderly shut-in lady next door, and cuts her grass.

[dinzdale]

Oh, are'nt we all very loquacious today, when I'm trying to earn a living...

Cheap one Peg, and miles from the mark, but admire your playfulness...is it because you want some English in you?

Bring on the high maintenance vampire girls ....
I saw a poster in Paris once for a movie
"Spermula : Ce n'est pas la sangue qu'elle but" - Peg to translate.


...and remember,
"it's not if they're plastic or real, it's how good you look with your (the rest of this has been edited for legal reasons)"

[Red Princess]

isn't he so cute? I could just pinch his precious cheeks!

[dinzdale]

They wish........

[dickieC]

Inside every [North] American there's an English(wo)man trying to get out.

Hmm, loses something in the political correctness.

[Red Princess]

English? I think not. The English are rather notorious for thinking that everyone else wants to be English aren't they? They are wrong about that. Decidedly NOT English. phooey

[female]

I just think the British accent is adorable. (Long live Paul McCartney???? :confused: )

IS THAT SUCH A CRIME, DAMMIT?

*breathes*

haha, just kidding.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by Red Princess
English? I think not. The English are rather notorious for thinking that everyone else wants to be English aren't they? They are wrong about that. Decidedly NOT English. phooey

Tongue in cheek. See my remarks about chocolate.

[masterofNone]

A man is in an automobile accident and his heart stops for a few minutes before the paramedics arrive and get it restarted. He comes face to face with God.
“God,” the man asks, “What is heaven like?”

God replies, “Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you've come this far, I guess I can tell you. Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs; the Italians are the lovers; the English are the policeman; the Germans are the mechanics; and the Dutch are the politicians!”

The man looks pleased. “What is hell like?” he asks.

“Well,” God sighs, “the French are the mechanics; the Italians are the politicians; the English are the chefs; the Germans are the police; and the Dutch are the lovers.”

[bealeblues]

i don't even want to know where the norwegians fit into that equation....

[Frieda]

what's wrong with me as a lover? ever tried me?? :D hahahah..

[RuneT]

Norwegians fit where you least expect it, beale.

[masterofNone]

what's wrong with me as a lover? ever tried me??

I should be so lucky...


I vexed over putting it here in response to dickieCs post or put it in the insults thread.

[Red Princess]

"..is it because you want some English in you? "
it all started because of this from that cutie pie Dinzdale, he must be in a twist that everyone ignored his real meaning

[Zyle]

There is definately nothing wrong with dutch lovers, I promise you that.
:D :D :D

[amanda]

"..is it because you want some English in you? "
it all started because of this from that cutie pie Dinzdale, he must be in a twist that everyone ignored his real meaning

dinz's lewd comments are like offers for cheap blowjobs in thailand- pass up one, you can be sure there's always another one right around the corner.

[dinzdale]

Lewd ? Moi ?

Slighted again...

ps. I never thought I would hear the words "blow-job" from your sweet fingers....

: sounds of shattering illusions :

[amanda]

I never slight, dear. I'm always on my best behavior.

Scouts' honour.

And save those broken shards for when you will really need them- blowjobs are hardly worth all that.

Leather is, though. ;)

[masterofNone]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[bealeblues]

very nicely put, MoN....

[Red Princess]

translation please?

[dickieC]

They're always worth all that...

[Red Princess]

*entering data into memory banks, save*

[amanda]

oh you silly boys

It's nice to know that the men around here enjoy the simple pleasures in life.

[dickieC]

Well, a gentleman would always return the favour...