Welcome Mercy!

[1kookykat]

Hello Mercy, glad to have you aBoard.

[bealeblues]

ok, i've lost track of ownership of the POS wagon... who pawned it off on kooky??

[RuneT]

the POS wagon is stuck on poor Deviate.

[1kookykat]

*...squeek................?....................... .....squeek.....*

[bealeblues]

JOJ.... now you'll have to find a poor sucker to pawn that thing off on kooky....

for those keeping score, from what i remember (which isn't usually much), chain of ownership has gone like this:

beale-dinz-rune-deev-kooky.....

[Frieda]

rune never had the POS wagon, rune threw up on it during the jello & twister sessions! remember? right before the goose incident.

[Red Princess]

didn't Rune get it after we fished it out of the dumpster and decided that hosing it off wasn't necessary?

[RuneT]

dont you even TRY!

[Red Princess]

try what? still mad that we BBQ'ed your goose? the wheels on the POS wagon go round and round

[RuneT]

Well, nobody really liked the goose so good riddens, may it rest in peace. You know, the POS wagon doesn't go well with my black spandex sporty image. I try to look my best in front of you precious girls, and the POS is the last thing I need.

[Red Princess]

turn around, I'll give you a little pinch, better? spandex becomes you.

[Frieda]

HAHAHAHAH omg you two are fun! :D

[RuneT]

oh me would dig dat. udda chek?

[RuneT]

ey frieda. wussup. i dig yous auto, bitch. it is for real wicked

[Red Princess]

sure honey, just tip that thing this way. *pinch pinch*

[RuneT]

mm, last time yous were dis close i woke up all tied down wiv tape

[bealeblues]

looks like rune's been hitting the bottle.... drunk AND speaking norwegian.... cripes.....

[RuneT]

no geeza, it is my new supa wicked image. ali is da man

[bealeblues]

oh i see... you're big pimpin'.... word on yo shizzle, nizzle....

[Red Princess]

The tape was put away sunday morning after a most delightful saturday night date. Just pinches and giggles until i get in a mood again

[RuneT]

yeah geeza, we is so wicked aren't we? yous is my main man and we is goin to rule da world

[Red Princess]

I hope that last comment wasn't for me. Main Man? am i going to have to go find that tape?

[dinzdale]

Norwegian Ghetto Rap....just what this board needs......

Beale, is there anything we can do legally? Illegally?

[bealeblues]

lots of things we can do illegally... so, why be legal?

[RuneT]

no no da comment was fa geeza beal, hun. no need fa da tape dis minute.

[dinzdale]

We dont need previous incidents brought up in court....

Do Nowegian Gangstas wear bling bling over thier roll neck sweaters?

[Red Princess]

Oh Dinz , you keep getting cuter and cuter, i can hardly control myself

[RuneT]

blin blin? is dat wicked?

[dinzdale]

Control yourself girl, others have to....

Runny, dont make me come over there....it was mojre undjerstaindabjle lijk dis.....when you were a Nowegian masturbator....now enough of the ebonics.....

[Red Princess]

Control myself? you can't make me, neener neener

[RuneT]

Can't make me eitha. neea nea! wespek!

[Red Princess]

Mercy? you still here? don't let those guys scare you away , i can take care of them

[RuneT]

doh, they both left now.

[Red Princess]

weenies

[RuneT]

found more translators http://www.ck-net.com/wdb/main.asp

[RuneT]

Ra-thah! they aaare buhth poultry poohps Jolly good show old bean!

[dickieC]

Ah, our Norwegian friend is trying to master the Queen's English.

Well done, old boy.

[Red Princess]

let's go back to flirting, you can sing me another song

[RuneT]

is the word please in the dictionary over there?

[dinzdale]

Why noy look up the Cockney translator, if you can find one and see if it explains why you're a J.Arthur Ranker, who obviously likes a Hampton up your Gary.......

[Red Princess]

His Royal Cutie Pie Dinz is back, let me give you another pinch

[RuneT]

I don't fancy hamtons up my gary thank you.
Na leef me Jack Jones ya Fillet Of Cod, hehe

[RuneT]

hi nyc. I am desperately making an ass of my self today. i'm boored ;)

[RuneT]

Lawd above! that translator is cheese cake. , innit.

[RuneT]

Blimey! i need ter Scapa Flow ter Born an' Bred now. Hi' an' Miss Hi' an' Miss ter all ov you. . Nuff said, yeah?

in other words, i need to sleep. nigh night. kiss kiss