AM/PM fast chat, part III

[bealeblues]

in an attempt to lure deev back from wherever deev is hiding, i am resurrecting the tried and true AM fast chat series for it's third installment.....

[dinzdale]

What happened to your title....?
What did you do ?

[bealeblues]

what title-- jojo freezing bells off? it's not that cold here anymore, so i had to change it....

and just kill me seemed to be the most appropriate thing to say at the time.....

[dinzdale]

What about...."just kill Rune ?"

[bealeblues]

rune's been quiet since this morning... since he hasn't broken out with any gansta norveejian bling bling, i thought i'd let him slide.... that must have been the brownies he ate yesterday or something....

[dinzdale]

I hope he didnt go skiing, ripped to the tits on magic mushrooms or anything...... (hee hee)

[Red Princess]

yes you do

[RuneT]

hmm, kill me? Yes, someone please put me out of my misery. I have had yet another shitty day and trouble is really the only thing that can make me feel better.

make my day, punk.

[Red Princess]

perhaps a little distraction from the charming Mr Dinzdale is in order, What can i do to cheer you up Rune?

[RuneT]

vodka & lime would be great ;)

[Red Princess]

coming right up, anything else? Is this a topless room?

[RuneT]

well, i have never answered a question like that in my whole life.
"is this a topless room?" what a gorgeous collection of words, I don't know what to say but, YES! it is!

[Red Princess]

oh good, i seem to be losing clothes like some one else who shall remain nameless

[RuneT]

i cant believe that some asshole broke into my car and stole my gear stick. what is an asshole going to do with a gear stick? uhh, no no nevermind i can picture it now.

[RuneT]

whoa! well, it is a topless room. "removing jumper"

[Red Princess]

stolen gear stick? how very odd. I think the picture you are getting about what they might do with it is what you would like to do to them with it. Have anothr drink, do you like the new camisole? It's blue to match my eyes

[dinzdale]

Do you like my new undies....they match my eyes.....well the back bit does......

[RuneT]

blue is my favourite, red princess. :)
so whats been going on here today? did i miss anything?

[RuneT]

hmmm, did you take my gear stick dinz?

[Red Princess]

Mr Nekkid Butt Dinz would have us believe he is wearing undies, hooey. I think he has that gear stick. I think he needs a spanking.

[dinzdale]

You know why some other Viking took it dont you........
They had never seen a pink gearstick with a purple shift before.

[RuneT]

well that could explain it but mine is was just booring aluminium and leather. let me see both of your hands dinz!

[Red Princess]

Be careful what you ask him for

[dinzdale]

What, you dont trust me ?

I shall take my business elsewhere....good day to you.....

[Red Princess]

we wanted you to leave your 'business' elsewhere to begin with. here take some undies with you , we know you aren't really wearing any

[RuneT]

slamming door on me? are we all in a foul mood today? hey dinz, wassup?

[Red Princess]

not in a foul mood here, Dinz come back. I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings,

[RuneT]

thanks red, you are a life saver. Nothing will stop me from being happy tomorow. I sombody try, I will **** them. tomorrow is going to be a happy happy day. cheers :D

[RuneT]

i made it so far. it's 6 o'clock afternoon and I still feel pretty good. I have needed to use the "evil" look a couple of times, but that's it. really splendid!
will this last you think?

[rmr]

PEOPLE - What's all this talk about pink gear sticks??? R.P. are you ok?

[Red Princess]

yeah, I'm ok, just very very tired. I worked all weekend, didn't get enough 'me' time (and no naps at all, I love naps). Too cranky. Taking it out on Dinz, sorry about that.

[rmr]

R.P. it's totally fair to take it out on dinz, since he wears no underpants.

I've been meaning to ask you for a recap on your date. I know you have candy and flowers, but I want details.......

[Red Princess]

ahhh, the date. I went over to his place at 6, he met me at the door fresh out of the shower wearing only a towel. Such a romantic he is.

[rmr]

AND????????

You bitch tell more......

[Red Princess]

well, sometimes you go to dinner and a movie, sometimes you see the movie first, and sometimes you don't bother with dinner, maybe another reason why i am so tired

[rmr]

Bravo!!!

I'm so proud of you my girl. Why bother if he's in a towel and fresh out of the shower is even better.

I got stood up this weekend :(, so I'm loving ever detail of this.

[Red Princess]

Sorry you got stood up. I hate that. He had cancelled the week before depriving himself so had to make up for that. I needn't have bothered with the fancy underwear, I don't think he noticed it at all

[rmr]

Isn't that how it always works. You have the damn fancy knickers on and they don't give a rats ass.

[Red Princess]

absolutely, totally and completely worth it anyway.

[RuneT]

hear hear red.

rmr, it's his loss. what a fool. do you want us to "talk" to him? you know, "when you have a date with rmr, you have a date! capish?"

[Red Princess]

we can do to him what we did to Dinz the other day, but i really need to get a good night's sleep first, maybe tomorrow?

[RuneT]

sounds good. I'm off to sleep right now. Been pressing buttons all day, and now I'm nackered. :) good night hun

[Red Princess]

did you get rid of all that herring?

[Red Princess]

I wish coffee worked that well for me, if i ran around the room once right now i would pass out from exhaustion

[noxxville]

I don't know if I can make it by then...

[Red Princess]

thanks but i have to go to a class tonight. help all those aspiring designers NOT to become walking post script nightmares

[noxxville]

waht about the Fava Beans?

[noxxville]

um...no. Should I?

[noxxville]

crack kills peg. crack kills.

[noxxville]

OK. that's what they all say. Like my friend at work who told me she flew to amsterdam to "Buy Flowers"

[RuneT]

...Like my colleague who went to Thailand to sun bade.

[Deviate]

bringing AM Fast Chat back from the grave. Thanks Beale for reinstating it...

i'm watching a technician cry for his job. so sad. poor guy has had a shitty life, meanwhile he keeps ****ing things up around here...

pfft.

-st.

[noxxville]

With boss gone, is there hope that Noxx will work?

So far today....no.

[Red Princess]

must be a tough place you work, Deviate

[Deviate]

yeah, no kidding.

Noxx, you keep ragin against the machine. i will only make it apear that i am working, but really i'm bringin the company down from the inside....

nudge nudge.

-st.

[noxxville]

Actually, I'm getting ready to go watch someone else work....does that count as work?

[RuneT]

Yes noxxville. Any task need preparation, and thats what your doing now. You are prepearing to watch sombody work. The watching is, if you have been clever and strict to your own ideas, going to be a similar experience to what you have planned it to be. Still after watching sombody work, you might need to recapitulate and investigate if it really was the way you intended it to be.
I am very proud of you working so hard when boss man is away. You are a example for every one of us. I am writing this while working overtime because I find it important for me and the company to participate in work inspiering communities like this. :D

[Red Princess]

just so i am clear about this; you are claiming that hanging around on the board is 'working'?

[RuneT]

no no Red. I only say that hanging around here can help you to clear you mind to enable you to plan to watch other people work.
It's much clearer now, isn't it?

[Red Princess]

no, not clearer. i liked it better when i was thinking that hanging around in here is working

[RuneT]

Well if you are convinced that you activities here will inspire you to work harder it is worth every minute, wouldn't you say? And every minute should then be paid for by your employer. Whether you consider it work or not is irrelevant.

[Red Princess]

I am my own employer. I only pay me if i have made a bunch of money that week. i guess my mental health is worth some time on the board though. will some one please rub my back, i am tensing up

[RuneT]

doe's it hurt there? I'll be more gentle. *rubbing upper back*

[Red Princess]

thank you

[lapietra]

Is this the same neighbor that was having very loud sex last week?

[Deviate]

grrrrr.

great night turned into a shitty night turned into massive fight with best friend.

f*** i'm in a shitty mood.

grrrrr.

-st.

[Deviate]

not one reply to cheer me up?

i could really use it....

[dinzdale]

SLAP !!

Wake up and get on with it. Your ex-friend is a wanker, and we love you so shut the hell up, dust yourself off and streak across the boards....

[Deviate]

rock on, Dinz, i probably should. i just know how f*cking angry i am about the whole damn thing and fear it will rip us apart. and i'm a stubborn prick, too. or a mody pick as Rune would say.

oh well, just another excuse to look towards the future, i guess. less holding me back.

thanks anyway, y'all. just feeling sorry for myself. i'll knock it off.

-st.

[dickieC]

So long as it's not about sex or money, these things blow over. Here's hoping.

[dinzdale]

...or sex AND money....now that is not the basis for friendship...but fun anyway....

[Red Princess]

Sorry i wasn't here last night to cheer you up Deviate. I was stuck in Southern California traffic Hell. I was sitting there in my princess truck pretending to sing along with the radio but i was really yelling cusswords.Hope all is ok with you this morning

[Deviate]

well, it's kinda about one.

all things get better with time. the problem is: it blows really bad right now.

thanks all.

-st.

[xerocs]

i just really wanted to say that because lately i have been hearing a lot of no´s ....

[Deviate]

s'been awhile xerocs. how have you been?

-st.

[xerocs]

actually i have been tre mal... you all know what i do for a living and in my line of work i hate to watch the news... funny thing... i am deployed to zaragoza spain for the next couple of weeks and the only tv station in english is cnn... i hate knowing that i am going to be called upon again... i have been in my career field now for seven years, and in that time span been in two conflicts... time for a change of careers?

[xerocs]

i don´t know if anyone is interested but i use the yahoo messanger from time to time and sometimes you can catch me there for a chit chat... my SN is xerocs so just shoot me a message if you feel like it... i will pry be logging out of ze soon... so if i don´t see you all for a spell, just know that i will be around from time to time when i get the op...

[bealeblues]

damn xerocs... you just take care of yourself out there and get back here to monkeyland safe and sound

[Deviate]

so sick last night... 102 fever, aches, pains, chills, sweats, etc. i'm sure the Cactus Juice on top of antihistamines didn't help.

i'm surviving today. damn. why can't i get sick during normal business hours....

-st.

[lapietra]

awwwwwww..... feel better, Dev -

Enjoyed your singing the other day, BTW. :) And singing with you - :D

[bealeblues]

again, i miss the good stuff.....

[rmr]

Yeah, Beale, you missed some good fun last night....hee hee:D