challenge

[zefrank]

describe yourself from the eyes of your worst enemy.

[noxxville]

"That little, arrogant, know-it-all. He thinks he is so important. Like he's anything special. I can't belive that he talked to me like that! He's short, ugly and getting a little flabby in the middle if you catch my drift. He's unapproachable and just plain rude. And what's with that piece of crap car? Cheap ass."

[zenbabe]

She is such a bitch, OH MY GAWD! She thinks she is just allll that, and well, she just isnt, I'm like, "who do you think you are anyway" I really don't get why guys even bother buying her free drinks, I mean, it's not like she is going to hook up with them or anything, I just can't stand her, I mean, look at that HAIR! I mean seriously, didn't like perms go out of style in like the 80's or something. If I was a guy, I wouldn't touch her, I mean, look at the size of her ass!! OMG, I can't believe I just ate a sandwich with mayonaise on it, I have to go make myself puke right now.....Does this skirt make my butt look big? Oh Gawd, look who just walked in...*runs up and gives me a hug* "Hey miss thang" *kiss kiss*

[amanda]

"Who really gives a shit that you've been to China...you don't know jack shit about them. You didn't seen ANYTHING. You have absolutely no idea what those people go through. YOU can get out anytime, they can't. And you did too, with your little tail between your legs like a scared running imperialist dog.

Now you are in Japan. HA! Your Japanese is terrible- you don't even know how to get a HAIRCUT without fumbling all over yourself. You look like a complete DORK when you laugh at youself, you know that? You aren't cool, not by a long shot- so don't even try it with that leather jacket.

And by the way, you aren't even the slightest bit funny."

[masterofNone]

He is pompous and windy... don't get him started, you'll never shut him up. He takes terrible care of his animals, his dog looks like she has dreds. And his cat is damn near feral. When he's drunk he is loud and obnoxious... one time, at an Italian restaurant, he started doing a bad drunken imitation of the Sopranos and started yelling the F-bomb over and over again. Right next to a table with kids. You can't take him anywhere. You just can't. It's no wonder he's single. It's no wonder his ex is gay. He is the single most rude, obsessive-compulsive, insensitive freakshow I have ever slept with.

I kinda miss him.

[Arif-ul Haq]

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[lapietra]

"She's so freakin' inconsistent. She spends hours on insignificant details, and totally procrastinates on the important ones... And don't let her get started telling you a story... unless you want to be completely bored - I mean, the parentheticals and sidebars go one for *hours*!!! She's always late - totally disorganized - and you might as well forget making any plans that involve saving money or long-term commitment - no vacations or new cars - she just fritters her money away. Never pays her bills on time - totally irresponsible.
"So emotionally needy - it's like trying to flick a piece of tape off your finger... and really irritating. She never accomplishes any of her goals because she gives up way too easily - always has a reason to quit. You think she's finally going to focus on something... but I've seen her just flake out so many times... She's so attached to those stupid cats, anyway... no way she's ever getting out of Los Angeles. Oh - and did I mention that she snores?"

[beckstra]

"The f***in' angel. Who the hell does she think she is? God? For chrissake."

[Frieda]

that little bitch. can't take criticism, but always full of criticism herself.. always telling stupid jokes, always talking about her stupid movie mania & geek computer things.. yuck! frag limit this, killing spree that.. you know, she even has a shirt that says digital angel.. as if! she can't even properly copy 20 cds for me in a day.. and you know, that dude she used to work with? she ****s him now.. slut! and i heard she ****s that girl too. and she's a junk.. joint a day keeps the doctor away? if that's true, she can live a 100 years without a doctor.. the haircut? WHAHAHAHA! she has a forehead the size of a small african country.. no haircut looks good on that.. and ohhh did i mention how i hate it if she starts beat boxing in the office? she thinks she's all that, but she's a nothing. and her skin! she's so pale you don't have to use the flash if you take her picture! trust me, wear sunglasses if you see her naked. you might ruin your eyes looking straight into that light source.

[dickieC]

What a pompous arse. I mean, just how pompous can a bloke be? He's been freeloading for ten years, hasn't done an honest day's work since he left school, and thinks the world owes him a living just because he's good at memorising trivial crap that no-one wants to know. What a loser! Totally incapable of relating to women on any meaningful level, he always ends up getting infatuated in completely inappropriate ways. And he's an appalling snob, thinks he's a better person just because he knows a very, very little about posh wine. What an arsehole.

[RuneT]

Rune is such an Idiot. When was the last time that prick planned something that was done on schedule? I have never happened! He can’t even get to work at the right time! And look at his finances, it’s a mess! Is he sleep walking trough life or something? He’s incapable of finishing a job, still he stupidly grasp any opportunity to get his teeth into new ones.
And the way he dance, oww my god. Have you seen when he climbs on top of tables and “try” to dance erotically? Well, pray that you won’t see it, because it’s disgusting. Now he has started to grow his hair longer. We wonder why he suddenly wants to be a long haired idiot. Society is much better off without people like Rune. He does nothing but annoy people. Where is the undo button when you need it?

[chuckie egg]

How annoying is she? She SO thinks she's 'one of the boys', by drinking pints and attempting to keep up with them. But after she's had three she's under the table and making a total fool of herself - either that or sulking for no apparent reason and generally being a total bitch.

I hate the she thinks she can play the drums and sing, shes never had lessons or anything. I mean, shes crap, but she walks around like she owns the place. Thinks shes well hard aswell, I cant wait for someone to deck her one day.

[RuneT]

You are such a bunch of losers! I can’t believe that I hang out with you people. :D

[Frieda]

shut up, idiot! and get off that table NOW! :D

[RuneT]

Talking to me, Frieda? Your forehead is blocking my view. I can't see anything, hehe.

ok ok ok let's not start a bashing feast again.
I love all of you, and you are all perfect.

-a fool in love

[Frieda]

:D this is the funniest flamewar ever! :D

and for god's sake rune FINISH what you started here!

[RuneT]

naaaah! I feel like starting another thread now, hehe.

[Frieda]

:p i'd join you, but my internet use at work is too heavy.. haven't found a way to fool the database yet.. let's take this outside some other time! ;)

[RuneT]

singing: take it outside, let's go outside, in the sunshine. you know you want it....

[bealeblues]

here's mine:

"don't even get me started on that bastard.... he's such a bad influence on my husband.... i don't care that they've been friends for years-- he always wants my husband to go have "a couple of beers" with him... you know beer is of the devil.... i bet they go pick up whores off the street when they're together.... oh he thinks he's so damn funny and witty, that dumb ass bastard.... i just hate him...."


i've said it before, and i'll say it again... friends' wives hate me

[Red Princess]

Can someone get her to stop with the damnable underwear already? I mean get over yourself, you'd think she was the only one in the world who wears it. And don't even get me started on that know-it-all attitude of hers. She thinks she can solve any post-script problem a designer ever created, AS IF! She probably crashes her Rip on purpose just so she can brag about how she got that file to print anyway.Sheeesh. Did you know that she has more than one tattoo and used to hang around with bikers?

[Hermione]

She spends hours and hours studying. Whenever she takes an exam she believes that she failed. All she does is suck up to her professors. She is so nice to everyone- it's sickening. She is super moody and bitchy. Her clothes and makeup are "just so" everyday. I hate the way she always laughs and talks. Can't she shut up for a minute? She thinks she knows the answer to every question asked. She is obsessed with lip gloss.. freak. She acts like a complete airhead but gets good grades. surbhi gets everything she wants and is a spoiled little brat. I hate her.

[Avalon]

Bitch. Straight up, plain and simple. Look the word up in the dictionary and there is her picture.

[Zeismyhero]

She talks too fast. And is always in a good mood - annoying!
She wears way too much makeup. And she likes weird music. :mad:

AND she won't cheat on this test with us, the bitch!!
(seriously, when i was in college, some kids stopped speaking to me when I wouldn't use some test they bought to study from)

[Audreyvgs]

c***

[Deviate]

IT - that's the best it an be described as now.

[zenbabe]

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU STUPID COW!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM OR HER IF THEY WERE CONCIVED ON GAY PRIDE DAY!!!!! !

HOLY MONKEY!

SHIT

[madasacutsnake]

You know this means no more weed for a while, don't you?

[zenbabe]

I don't know for sure....but damn if it would be my luck...gay pride....

I am sure it means NO more of a LOT of things..... if that is the case.....gah!

and pffffffffft....like I smoke weed! God bless you my child, I hope you are safe. Praise be the lord.

[madasacutsnake]

I'm pretty sure it means no more weed.

A baby capsule is going to wipe the sexiness right off that Merc.

[craig johnston]

i hate him because my girlfriend thinks he's hot.
and i fancy that cute wife of his.
and so does my girl.
b*st*rd!
:mad:

[trisherina]

:rolleyes:

[craig johnston]

;)

[Brynn]

Weird, random, pretentious little Jesus freak hypocrite. Types too much and doesn't say anything. Someone should tell her that she's missed her walk down the red carpet so she can stop waving. She'll never amount to anything - a total flake that can't be trusted. Dabbler. One day maybe she'll take the hint, wrap her little "you want fries with that?" education in a piece of newspaper and take a flying leap into the world of reality. Please just leave us out of your endless, mundane little observations, Miss Marble Head.

[Con ate dog]

Foreigner after my daughter all time, then no marry. Bring him for dinner, maybe he marry my daughter and she go to clean his house, make him clean fingernail. Crazy man smoke too many cheap cigarette. Then say no to marry. Think too good for my daughter?

Glad she doesn't marry. Too hairy and not clean, speak 5 word Chinese. Make bald grandchild and maybe drink so much. Daughter say he don't touch but maybe she lie. Why foreign man?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"who?"

[Aphrodite]

She has a stupid grin all the time, like she has a juicy secret but won't tell. She flits around from place to place like nothing ever bothers her. Screws up phone messages and admits her lack of secretarial skills. She never has any money and always seems to be working. She wears patchouli oil instead of perfume most days, and her brain is so twisted that her hair comes out curly. The worst thing about her is the damned camera she carries all the friggin time!

[Max Headroom]

I can't really say anything bad about the guy....

Except maybe his spelling sucks

[trisherina]

As if she ever loved anyone. Give me a ****ing break.