alert the media-your sweet little buddy is back

[agentsmith]

I wonder...did anyone notice I was gone?
If they did, were they happy?
Talk to me, people.

[masterofNone]

yay.... I missed your nasty and bitter and fantastically cynical ramblings. But, yknow, I'm not quite right. I know nyc was saying how much she longed for your return.

[amanda]

Welcome back, kiddo. You'll find some bailey's and hot cocoa waiting for you on the stove.

Don't be shy now.

[RuneT]

what have you been up to mr. smith? good to see you. are you happy?

[chuckie egg]

aha.... I was starting to worry about you!

[bealeblues]

i think the question is, did agentsmith miss us? careful with your answer there agent, you might find you actually LIKE us... perish the thought....

[Red Princess]

Yay! where were you? Party at your place today?

[agentsmith]

finally!!!!!

the board wouldnt let me post...i had top verify my new email or something!

:mad: im back and ready to bitch!

[agentsmith]

in reply to you, beale, i think you'll find that i have begun to enjoy this board...like could be too strong a word, but be that as it may...
i find it hard to love something that doesn't really exist, but then again, that's my opinion.
who knows?

[salaud]

My cat's breath smells like catfood!

[Deviate]

and welcome back Salud. you've been quiet for awhile.
;)

-st.

[masterofNone]

Salaud is my favorite sock puppet in the world

[agentsmith]

does your breath smell of catfood, too?
i know mine doesnt. Mine smells like entrails, fingers, toes, and the mutilated remains of my former pets. I used to have a cat...burp...

[salaud]

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.

[masterofNone]

I think Salaud and Smith would be great in a reality show together/

[Zyle]

I think all the zemonkeys in a reality show would be really quite entertaining :p

[agentsmith]

good idea, m o n...
although, i doubt if saulad would put up with the rat burning rituals.
would you, saulad?:p