The Most Unlikely Jobs

[Master_Jedi]

[self-explanatory]


Urinal Cake Taste Tester

[Ze Frank]

Toe Jam Taste Evaluator

[Jaime]

Professional Nail Biter

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Microsoft Quality Control Manager

[Coffee]

Guantanamo hospitality coordinator.

[trisherina]

Rape hostess

[dddrum]

pumpkin fisherman

[Marcus Bales]

shark repellent tester

[LeahDear]

Microsoft Quality Control Manager

:D :D :D

[funkytuba]

On-Time Dictionary Game Judge

[daverbee]

Congressional Ethics Advisor

[dinzdale]

Pornography Teacher

[Master_Jedi]

hydraulic chicken castrator

[Marcus Bales]

hydraulic chicken anything -- where do you get a hydraulic chicken?

[Master_Jedi]

hydraulic chicken anything -- where do you get a hydraulic chicken?
KFC lol

[trisherina]

hollyhock therapist

[Coffee]

Water fryer.

[Master_Jedi]

Water fryer.
ha thts gr8

[Marcus Bales]

dolphin wrangler

[Ze Frank]

Friendly Fire Coordinator

[lapietra]

electric dog sharpener

[dum_dum_project]

internet user

[dinzdale]

Chicken squeezer

[dinzdale]

Weasel Gripper

[dinzdale]

Pineapple Strangler

[dinzdale]

Oik

[dinzdale]

Swarfega Driller

[dinzdale]

Bludger

[Coffee]

Scapegoat

[klinkie]

master jedi

[jasmina]

zefrank on-topic thread moderator

[jasmina]

King of the špatnýs

[Marcus Bales]

master jedi

Aha, Trish, see? -- not only also 13, but a pal of same!

[Marcus Bales]

Glass-stretcher

[Ze Frank]

Penny Pincher

[Coffee]

Electric chair tester

[Jaime]

Gas Guzzler

[trisherina]

Senior Operating Vomiter

[Jaime]

Competitive Sleeper

[dddrum]

bird impersonator

[magdalen]

regional nitpicker

[Marcus Bales]

cockroach mogul

[Master_Jedi]

master jedi
thats a very realistic job tyvm

[Master_Jedi]

competitive sand counter

[Master_Jedi]

internal organ self-photographer

[Marcus Bales]

poetry critic

[magdalen]

serial cleaner

(the title of a song of Backlash)

[Ze Frank]

Cereal Killer

[dum_dum_project]

putter in order

[Jaime]

Heart Breaker

[Marcus Bales]

teacup fur installation overseer

[Master_Jedi]

A Professional Floor Licker

[Ze Frank]

Master Baiter

[Marcus Bales]

Cunning Linguist

[Master_Jedi]

A Professional Lobster Sucker

[dinzdale]

Fish molester

[Marcus Bales]

obesity cop

[dinzdale]

Spunk Jockey

[Ze Frank]

Female Body Inspector

[Marcus Bales]

orgasm rater

[trisherina]

graffiti editor

[dinzdale]

Cheese Watcher

[Coffee]

Flushing Monitor

[Coffee]

Traffic confuser

[Coffee]

Road rage instigator

[Coffee]

Highway Patrol Bait.

(That guy that passes everyone at 25 miles over the speed limit flushing the pigs out of hiding)

[Coffee]

Cell phone confiscator.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

canary fluffler

[Ze Frank]

Bush Whacker

[Marcus Bales]

joint orgasm coordinator

[zero]

hedge sparrow

[Marcus Bales]

middle initial verifier

[zero]

red-breasted merganser

[daverbee]

Birdwatcher Watcher

[zero]

bar-tailed godwit

[zero]

coal tit

[Marcus Bales]

fur ball examiner

[dinzdale]

Wanger

[Jaime]

Back Scratcher

[Marcus Bales]

Olympic Lip Biter

[Coffee]

Cube dwelling information processing corporate drudge :eek:

[Master_Jedi]

Female Body Inspectortht one is very realistic

[Master_Jedi]

Olympic Monkey Poop Inspector

[Hyakujo's Fox]

athletic supporter

[Ze Frank]

Froot Loops Marshmallow Counter

[daverbee]

Rice Husker

[daverbee]

Garbanzo Bean Safety Engineer

[Jaime]

Magic Carpet Mechanic

[daverbee]

Execution Guidance Counselor

[dinzdale]

Person of interest in the case

[Marcus Bales]

evil overlord henchman

[Coffee]

Superhero

[Coffee]

Chuck Norris annoyer

[Coffee]

Shadow Puppet

[Coffee]

Rooster spayer


(what do you call a "fixed" rooster anyhow...i don't believe there is a term for that...)



edit to add...and no, Dinner is "Broken" not "Fixed"

[Coffee]

Message board current posting assurance team member.

(oh wait...that's most of us :o )

[Jaime]

Sea Lion Polisher

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Lollygagger

[Sunnybunny]

Lollygagger

Nope. I work with a LOT of those! Disqualified!! ;)

Nipple clamp quality control tester

[Ze Frank]

Boobie Trapper

[Penut]

the ticket man at an emo concert

[Penut]

suicide bomber

[daverbee]

Suicide Bomb Tester

[Marcus Bales]

art defiler

[Jaime]

Insect Psychiatrist

[dinzdale]

Twat Barber.

[Brynn]

professional game show contestant

[lapietra]

horsefart collector

[dinzdale]

Puppy and Chainsaw Juggler ;)

[Ze Frank]

Sahara Desert Forest Ranger

[Coffee]

Vandal

[Coffee]

Arsonist

[Marcus Bales]

lead jostler for a professional shopper

[Ze Frank]

Garage Door Opener

[Marcus Bales]

pollen counter

[Coffee]

Bee larve bottle feeder

[Coffee]

No-kill maggot shelter and pet adoption agency litter box changer.

[Coffee]

Pantomime fireman

[magdalen]

senior ebb tide controller

[Marcus Bales]

flea groom

[Hyakujo's Fox]

daywatchman

[Ze Frank]

Dark Side of the Moon Observer

[magdalen]

peanut butler

[Marcus Bales]

couch dervish

[Ze Frank]

Cyanide Tester

[Coffee]

Lab rat understudy.

[Marcus Bales]

mouseball cleaner

[Hyakujo's Fox]

messageboard lurker

[Ze Frank]

Sushi Cook

[Master_Jedi]

a serial suicider

[Jack Flanders]

Garage Door Opener

Don't have a garage, but this made me laugh but am envious.

[Marcus Bales]

Envious laugher

[Coffee]

wait er.

[Coffee]

Spokesperson for The Lord-ah.

[dinzdale]

Deputy Saint.

[lapietra]

fish washer

[Jaime]

Substitute Teacher's Pet

[dinzdale]

Weasel milker

[lapietra]

Spoonerism editor

[Coffee]

Dinzdale's Cat's Pshychiatrist.

[Marcus Bales]

The Nolan Sisters' chaperone

[Hyakujo's Fox]

snitch

[Marcus Bales]

snitch snatcher

[Jack Flanders]

witch watcher

[Hyakujo's Fox]

bitch batcher

[Coffee]

Hitch Hatcher

[Brynn]

Switcher for the Rich

[dddrum]

Pediatric Gynecologist

[Marcus Bales]

art therapist

[magdalen]

vacuum cleaner

[Hyakujo's Fox]

unknown soldier

[Marcus Bales]

rock skipper

[12"razormix]

spangle maker

[Marcus Bales]

rhinestone miner

[12"razormix]

rhinestone cowboy

[dinzdale]

art the rapist :eek:

[Master_Jedi]

ass washer

[dinzdale]

Master Jedi's girlfriend

[Master_Jedi]

Master Jedi's girlfriendthat is so unfair, i have a girlfriend tyvm

[dinzdale]

Master Jedi's girlfriend's puncture repair man

[Coffee]

Critic

ya ya, I know their are paid critics...but how ****ing unlikely is that?

"You suck, Pay me.":confused:

[dagomatroniton]

Gall Stone Sales and Repair

[Master_Jedi]

Master Jedi's girlfriend's puncture repair manyou wish you had one one of those you evil spatny

[Coffee]

Spanking machine technician.

[noxxville]

Enthusiastic Electronics Store Employee

[noxxville]

Director and Chief Professor for the Department of Yak Studies, University of Miami

[noxxville]

While Icannot take credit for it. the job I am still searching for:

Man of Liesure

[Hyakujo's Fox]

mayor of noxxville

[Jack Flanders]

Senator Noxx!

[Marcus Bales]

Dinzdaler

[dinzdale]

^^ There's not much call for them anymore :(

[dddrum]

daywatchmanBaywatchman

[Marcus Bales]

jelly bean counter

[dinzdale]

Wingnut

[Coffee]

Space Cadet

[magdalen]

Opel Cadet

[dddrum]

Opel Faced Sandwich Maker

[Marcus Bales]

pickle slicer

[dinzdale]

Pickle repairman

[Marcus Bales]

pickle painter

[dddrum]

Flower and Condiment Arranger (Creator of the Pickle-Lily Corsage. Just the thing for puttin' on the dog!)

[Jaime]

Salad Shooter

[Ze Frank]

Calorie Counter

[noxxville]

goat wash attendant

[Hyakujo's Fox]

cheese therapist

[Jaime]

Mint Jelly Aficionado

[madasacutsnake]

american diplomat

[Marcus Bales]

athletic supporter

[Ze Frank]

Piece Keeper

[Marcus Bales]

cell counter

[12"razormix]

likely candidate

[zero]

GLOBAL MANAGER OF CROSSED FINGERS

[daverbee]

Loquat Adjuster

[Marcus Bales]

UN observer

[magdalen]

ant whisperer :confused:

[magdalen]

aunt whisperer !

[daverbee]

Turtle Tamer

[magdalen]

theme welder

[Marcus Bales]

uncle carter

[Brynn]

bunny threader

[Marcus Bales]

bulletin board threader

[daverbee]

Beaver Weaver

[Jaime]

Cup Holder

[dinzdale]

Tongue depressor


SOooo...still stuck in that mouth eh? Bet you wish those teeth would get brushed.....

[daverbee]

Bone Stimulator
Boner Stimulator
Tooth Electrician

[Marcus Bales]

vagina dentata

[Hyakujo's Fox]

loan gunman

[daverbee]

Gerbil Enforcer

[Penut]

Litterer

[daverbee]

Scatalogical Minister

[Jaime]

Blackboard scratcher

[daverbee]

Karaoke Plumber

[jasmina]

musical chair

[jasmina]

sleeping log

sleeping policeman

[daverbee]

Paper Towel Enforcement Officer

[Coffee]

Her Majesty's Toothpaste Tube Bottom Squeezer.

[Marcus Bales]

Bottom Squeezer ordinaire

[dinzdale]

Vagina Superintendent

[Coffee]

Plastic grocery store bag recycler.

[Coffee]

Denim Pants Distresser

[Jaime]

Ear drummer

[Jack Flanders]

Ear waxer

[Marcus Bales]

toe jam bottler

[daverbee]

Hiney Painter

[Marcus Bales]

pee aimer

[mugen]

blowjob quality assurance (actually that qould be kind of a good one)
seeing eye cat for a blind dog
colostomy bag cleaner
humvee designated driver
highjacking instructor
monastery drill sargent

that's all I got...for now

[Marcus Bales]

Bulgarian comic?

[daverbee]

...monastery drill sargent...

:D

[magdalen]

private manual therapist of a wounded magpie with lame legs
(I'm doing that right now, in shifts, with a friend :D)

[daverbee]

^^^
How much does it pay?

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Plywood Disassembler

[Coffee]

Stud Bull Testicle Massager.

[Frieda]

paid volunteer

[dinzdale]

Avatar polisher

[magdalen]

^^^
How much does it pay?

*******************

Plywood Disassembler

It's paid in pure love :)
(and poep and pies of course :D )

[daverbee]

Glue Loosener

[Marcus Bales]

attitude tightener

[daverbee]

Baby Police

[Marcus Bales]

clock watcher

[Anna]

cork sniffer

[Coffee]

Enema technician

[Jack Flanders]

zit popper

[Marcus Bales]

squirt gunner

[daverbee]

Intelligent Designer

[Marcus Bales]

curtain puller

[daverbee]

Stand-In Stand-In

[Jack Flanders]

seat filler

[dddrum]

snowman

[Jaime]

Kazoo repairman

[Marcus Bales]

hysterical complainer

[Zatoichi]

Worm podiatrist.