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LadyCrow
01-31-2003, 09:58 PM
1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?


:cool:


Pax,
LC
Red Princess
01-31-2003, 10:15 PM
Guinivere, I come to seek the Holy Grail
AllegroNg
01-31-2003, 10:26 PM
Angela.. and.. BLUE!
Red Princess
01-31-2003, 10:34 PM
Wrong answer! *launches victim into the chasm* was that a european swallow or an african one?
Red Princess
01-31-2003, 10:44 PM
What is your Name and what is your favorite color?
beckstra
02-01-2003, 12:26 AM
Rebecca...and I've come to seek the Holy Grail.
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 01:06 PM
What's the airspeed velocity of an african swallow?
noxxville
02-01-2003, 01:59 PM
He could have carried a coconut.
girlnamedjames
02-01-2003, 02:00 PM
hah, actually it is "what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or Eurpean?
StarsFireFly
02-01-2003, 02:10 PM
Yellow... no,no.. Blue!


*Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
noxxville
02-01-2003, 02:15 PM
It's just a flesh wound. I've had worse.
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 02:18 PM
'Allow, dappy english K-niggets, and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know
noxxville
02-01-2003, 02:25 PM
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 02:30 PM
you don't frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you!
noxxville
02-01-2003, 02:33 PM
Now go away. Or I will taunt you a second time.
lapietra
02-01-2003, 02:36 PM
NI!!!!!!
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 02:43 PM
strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government
noxxville
02-01-2003, 02:45 PM
Did you see him repressin' me?
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 02:49 PM
see the violence inherent in the system!
1kookykat
02-01-2003, 07:10 PM
She turned me into a newt!....I got better.
Red Princess
02-01-2003, 08:12 PM
Look here, you stupid bastard, you haven't got any arms!
dickieC
02-03-2003, 04:09 PM
'See the violence inherent in the system' has to be one of the greatest lines in British cinematic history.

Gets me every time
lapietra
02-03-2003, 04:11 PM
I'm not dead yet...
I'm feeling much better!

I think I'll go for a walk!!!

I FEEL HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dickieC
02-03-2003, 04:13 PM
Pass me the Holy Hand Grenade of St Antioch!

Count ye not unto five, nor unto three... four is the number unto which ye shall count...
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 05:06 PM
And Saint Atilla raised the hand grenade up on high. saying Oh lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy
Deviate
02-03-2003, 05:32 PM
you stay here an' make sure he doesn't leave.
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 05:37 PM
Right, not to leave the room even if you come and get him...
Deviate
02-03-2003, 05:39 PM
i have to push the pram-a-lot
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 05:41 PM
on second thought let's not go to camelot, it's a silly place
Deviate
02-03-2003, 05:47 PM
it's only a model.
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 05:56 PM
explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes
dickieC
02-03-2003, 06:28 PM
One day my son, all this will be yours!

What, even the curtains?!
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 06:36 PM
but Father I don't want any of that
dickieC
02-03-2003, 06:40 PM
Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands.

(sorry, cheated, had to look this one up)
Red Princess
02-03-2003, 08:07 PM
I just want to sing!
Zyle
02-04-2003, 09:56 AM
So.... if she weighs the same as a duck... then she must be made of wood... and then clearly a witch! BURN HER!
helenly
02-04-2003, 10:35 AM
i wave mah private parts at your auntie!
dickieC
02-04-2003, 10:39 AM
All right sonny. That's enough. Just pack that in.
Zyle
02-04-2003, 12:06 PM
your muzzer vas an 'amster an' your fazzer smelt of elderberries! Now go aweh, or ah will taunt you a zecond time!
Red Princess
02-04-2003, 12:17 PM
are you suggesting tht coconuts migrate?
Red Princess
02-04-2003, 12:28 PM
a king (or a princess) has to know these things
LadyCrow
02-04-2003, 10:06 PM
We're Knights of The Round Table
We dance when ere we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of The Round Table,
our shows are formidable.
But many times, we're
given rhymes
that are quite unsingable.

We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphram
a l. . .o. . .o. . .o. . .t.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
We sequin vests,
and impersonate Clark Gable.

It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

(words by John Cleese & Graham Chapman; from the cd "Monty Python Sings")

:cool:

Pax,
LC
Red Princess
02-05-2003, 11:45 AM
It bears repeating, let's not go to camelot, it's a silly place