PDA

View Full Version : read the labels on everything day

12"razormix
08-30-2006, 05:48 AM
inspired by steve, this is the day where i have decided to read the labels on everything that comes my way. yes. most pathetic and sad.

apparently my handcream only works "overnight" so i might as well throw it out - i'm never here at night! this is just for informational purposes. i don't care one way or the other.

is there anything exciting on a label near you?
zero
08-30-2006, 06:21 AM
- warning:use band-aids only once


well i never!
12"razormix
08-30-2006, 06:28 AM
table-top sweetener :confused: i thought it was for my coffee ...
12"razormix
08-30-2006, 06:43 AM
there's fat in my mineral water !!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:natural cloudiness my arse :mad:
zero
08-30-2006, 07:44 AM
http://www.english-shop.net/catalog/images/scottsoats1ik.jpg

our factory is nut free
zero
08-30-2006, 11:12 AM
bollocks to this, i'm off to discover a whole new veg experience.
Frieda
08-30-2006, 12:29 PM
Macadamias
salted

Warning: contains nuts
ShopaholicChick
08-30-2006, 12:45 PM
on my fruit punch gatorade "Natural flavors" and right next to it if you turn the bottle just a little "NO FRUIT JUICE"

ok so if my fruit punch has no fruit in it - but contains natural flavors - what from nature are they flavoring it with?!?!?!?!?!?!
dinzdale
08-30-2006, 02:02 PM
"Does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases" :eek:
priceyfatprude
08-30-2006, 02:05 PM
bollocks to this, i'm off to discover a whole new vag experience.

;)
Coffee
08-30-2006, 03:21 PM
Naturally Flavored With Other Natural Flavor Sweets :confused:
"Made in Great Gritain" :eek:


(p.s. not enough U's...must have been labeled for export)
RuneT
08-30-2006, 04:18 PM
found on a stapler:


WARNING

THIS IS NOT A TOY
auntie aubrey
08-30-2006, 10:06 PM
shake the lizard, refrigerate after opening, recycle the lizard


http://www.dooziedog.com/images/confused_bruno.jpg
trisherina
08-30-2006, 11:54 PM
HOLY FVCK!

The world population has grown from approximately 1 billion in the 1800s to more than 6 billion people living in nearly 200 countries today. And KLEENEX Brand Tissue is recognized by families in more than 150 of those countries!
Jack Flanders
08-31-2006, 12:55 AM
.
zero
08-31-2006, 05:04 AM
http://static.flickr.com/37/110920849_4237d38970_m.jpg (http://www.tunnocks.co.uk/index2.htm)
click

popular as they undoubtedly are at teatime in such places as auchtermuchty, arbeg and the trossachs, i do feel that the wrapper's boast: more than 4,000,000 of these biscuits are made and sold each week, may be somewhat fanciful.

if anybody's ever eaten, or even just seen one outside of the above-mentioned places, please let me know.
jasmina
08-31-2006, 05:23 AM
Yes, I have indeed eaten these.
And did you notice the pac-man style game on their website?? Pure genius!
zero
08-31-2006, 08:11 AM
..i have indeed eaten these...

thank you jasmina, for your kind assistance in this matter

however assuming you've had perhaps ten of them in your life that still leaves:

4,000,000("made and sold p.w.") x 52(weeks per year) x 55(years of production) - 10 (scoffed by jasmina) - 5,000,000 (consumed by folk in the ardbeg, auchtermuchty, the trossachs etc all down through the mists of teatimes - inlcudes me)

= 1,143,499,90 biscuits unaccounted for

ridiculous


i'm not buying it
dinzdale
08-31-2006, 03:45 PM
i'm not buying it

Shoplifters :mad:
zero
08-31-2006, 04:15 PM
:mad:

NAW AMURNIE!!