Where we leave messages for people not on this board

[lukkucairi]

You know, I've never taken anyone to court before. thanks for the opportunity.

Honestly, I could zen it out if I wanted to, but this is just stupid. You're a character from an episode of Seinfeld. your lack of business acumen is annoying enough, but then ragging on me to my friend? If you can't understand how the goodwill of a repeat customer is worth more than a $150 suit, then I can't teach you.

[brightpearl]

http://www.jeffhayes.com/art/images/curiously_strong.jpg

[Peregrine]

You have to know that no one believes you when you start like that. But you just keep on talking about stuff that you know nothing about, and doesn't really matter anyway, whether we want to hear it or not. And for no other reason but to show off that you remember what you read in your 9th grade text book. You're just a loud-mouthed know-it-all, who knows nothing outside of his field, but you're too self diluted to realize it. I mean, I know I'm one to talk, but at least I have the balls to admit when I'm wrong.

[lukkucairi]

quit.

just QUIT!

ok, maybe you just did.

feh.

[lukkucairi]

you know, there's a theory that the best way to drive over a washboarded road is to just haul ass quick enough that your suspension doesn't have time to register the bumps.

I think that's what I'm doing right now.

I'm not afraid, per se, but there's a fair amount of pressure associated with this situation. I've gotten really good at always putting my best face forward, but it's an odd feeling when my insides don't match my outsides. I know you're working on the same issues. It's good to know you, girl.

we'll get through this, and it'll be fine. we've got good karma, and buddha will smile upon us with clean teeth. I think it's time for another round of martinis though.

[Anna]

can't I like you both?

[lukkucairi]

don't sweat it.

I'm new here myself.

[trisherina]

Thank you for your interest, but you know, I'm in children's now, and some people actually find that field interesting too.

[auntie aubrey]

you people give me hope.

[lukkucairi]

hope you made it up the mountain in all this snow.

[Peregrine]

Look here, you insignificant old fart. This is my third winter looking after this place, and I know damned well what I'm responsible for. And I don't need the likes of you telling me how to do my job. It's winter. This is Canada. There's ice. Get used to it. We do the best we can. If you don't like it, move to Florida.

[brightpearl]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/nm_jellyfish_070725_ms.jpg
hugs

[auntie aubrey]

this is me, whenever you speak:

http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-v/very_windy-clipart.jpg


WHERE IS YOUR INDOOR VOICE, FERCHRISSAKE?!

[Anna]

gollum?

[topcat]

girl of my dreams please come back tonight

[lukkucairi]

you've been missing for three weeks, and nobody can find you.

please please call one of us. we're afraid for you and we don't know where to start looking.

[Avalon]

I am afraid for you..I think you are killing yourself and no matter what ( if anything ) anyone might do, it may be too late.


The circles under eyes are so deep and dark they look like Halloween makeup; every vein in your body is ropey and apparent. You are so exhausted you could hardly make it up the stairs..yet you were upset we hid the treadmill. ( yep, I lied; I didn't sell it, I hid it from you ). 5'9 and 90 pounds and you think you are healthy? You can't eat fish, vegs, or poultry..but a snack sized bag of dorito's is an acceptable meal? Ummm..NO, we are NOT jealous that you are so thin...we are appalled at your skeletal appearance, sad that we can't seem to get thru to you. Sad that every time we see you it is worse than the time before.



How can your colleagues not see your decline?? You yourself are a medical professional and the first to jump on the band wagon about an other's disease/addiction/disorder..yet are blind to your own.
What is wrong with your mother?! Is she still so disappointed your modeling career is over that she is silent while you destroy your health? Your hsb. is beside himself, your kids are too young to understand, your extended family is distraught. How I wish we were closer, I wish you would listen to those with whom you are close with. Please seek help; we love you and are so very afraid for you. You are fading away before our very eyes. :(

[auntie aubrey]

you're sitting less than 18 inches away, yet i can't reach you.



and that makes me very sad.

[lukkucairi]

I'm sorry I can't be of more help.

I'm sorry this is so very hard to deal with. I know you're going to have that conversation, and it's going to suck. I suppose it's been a learning experience for all involved.

I am tired and melancholy with this. I feel ineffectual, but there's not much more I could do in any case.

[lukkucairi]

goddamnit, NO MORE

[Tunesmith]

I love you.

The reason why I'm not telling you this in person is because I've realized that whenever people say it, it can be interpreted as meaning either nothing or everything, and there's not much to distinguish between the the two. And I don't mean for it to either.

So, I love you.

[auntie aubrey]

i saw you air-drumming at your desk today. and you probably didn't realize that i could overhear the butt-rock you were jammin' out to on your headphones.

the effort it took to not fall out on the floor laughing nearly killed me.

[Odbe]

The last thing I heard on the phone was you shouting, "No!" "Ow!" and the phone hitting the floor before it went off.

Those were a hard two weeks, waiting for news from you.
I knew you'd be okay, and you were, and it's all better, but when I saw you I didn't mention what I heard on the phone and I wonder if you knew what I heard and whether you were waiting for me to ask about it so you could say it wasn't what it sounded like. Or maybe two weeks washes these kind of things away. I'm glad you're okay.

[Jack Flanders]

Although we danced around the problem, our conversations over the last few weeks were heartening and will encourage me to keep in touch. I'll try, anyway. Promise.

[brightpearl]

You are making it So. Much. Worse.

[lukkucairi]

come on, I know we can do this. it's gonna suck, but it HAS to be done.

otherwise my brain will explode.

[brightpearl]

I warned you it was coming.

[lukkucairi]

*sigh*

Why are you making this so fvckken hard? I just want my fvckken suit trousers back.

[brightpearl]

http://org23.zorpia.com/0/3108/19891740.bec02a.jpg
wishing you comfort and joy

[Peregrine]

After waiting a full 24 hours for the answer to a simple question, and not hearing back from you, are you still going to hold me responsible if I fall behind schedule?

[lukkucairi]

you#1) don't fvckken touch me again. with a little effort I managed to take the first episode as a compliment, but my patience will wear thin very quickly. I'll get angry. you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. http://forum.bryanshulkpage.com/images/avatars/gallery/The_Hulk/Hulk6.gif

you#2) it's OK - you've got a cold - and I've zenned it out. it's all good.

you#3) I want to hug you, man!

you#4) did the little guy with the pet mountain turn up last night? I hope he did.

[surflugen]

For the person that broke into my house and stole my wife's jewelry, cash stash, and other personal items, I hope your next poop rips your ass in half and you have to live with a colostomy bag the rest of your life.

[auntie aubrey]

i saw you from the side on the train. i couldn't stop seeing you. it took me 3 stops to figure out why i was so fixated. finally i realized: i was judging you. 2 more stops later i realized why i was judging you.

because you were exactly like me.

[brightpearl]

http://www.nationshope.org/blogpics/nail_wood.jpg

Just keep hammerin' those nails, man. This coffin can't have too many.

[Tunesmith]

Stay strong, man. Someday you'll escape this place, and you'll become the meteorologist/solar panel technician/grammarian/timekeeper that you're meant to be. Don't worry about dating, either - until you find someone that you actually want to spend time with, it'll just complicate things for you.

Oh, and everyone has a life, so don't say that again. It may not be glamorous, but who the hell wants perfection?

On the off chance that you actually read this, please don't mention it to me - I'm kinda hoping that you'll figure it out on your own.

[topcat]

i miss you

[lukkucairi]

I'm glad you were there to drink my scotch. It's been too long.

[madasacutsnake]

I'm really sorry. FWIW I think you did your best. I wish you'd asked earlier for help and I if you didn't because you thought that I was unapproachable, I wish I'd known so I could have let you known that I'm not. You've been very graceful in the last month and I'm sorry to see you go in this way.

[brightpearl]

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you always struck me as a nice person

[lukkucairi]

arse! arse! arse! arse! arse!

[brightpearl]

Dear son of my friend,
Thank you for not killing yourself.
That's a good strategy.
You should stick with it.

Every beat of my heart today will be for you.

[lapietra]

I know that I'm partially weepy from staying up all night, part of which time I was making a gift for *you*, a really nice gift that cost more than I probably should have spent but I wanted it to be representative of who you are, at least, who I think of you as. I realize you like me to be on time, but good freaking grief! As I lay your gift on your desk, and explain that the reason why I'm late is because I had to wait until I could afford to buy the materials to create the gifts I was making last night, and that this is why I spent last night doing it and not some earlier, more convenient time, why must you be such an enormous heartbreaking pill of a killjoy, make me feel humiliated and regret doing anything more than giving you a generic card with a signature?
When I said it wouldn't happen again, I didn't just mean I wouldn't be late again. I only do this for people I respect and admire, and your priorities really don't inspire admiration.

[brightpearl]

*ahem*
Let me rephrase this.
Thank you for giving me the gift of a very clear picture that I have made the right decision. It is a kind lesson. I only wish you knew that. You think it's mean, and that's why it's hurtful that you're acting that way.

[trisherina]

I hope you're okay.

[Tunesmith]

Hanging out with you made me realize how much I missed you.

I know things won't ever be the same as they were two years ago, so let me just say that I hope you do all the great things that people say you're going to do. You deserve nothing less.

[Tunesmith]

I will click "yes" on one term:

You are a FRIEND and NOTHING MORE!

[Tunesmith]

You're kinda beautiful.

I'm just sayin'.

[Tunesmith]

Don't do it. It's not worth it, and you know it.

Now get up there and try again, Elizabeth D.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I see you ten times a day, and it's never you.

[lukkucairi]

please understand I'm trying to help, but we both need to be paying attention here. kiddo, when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks into you.

http://www.farewelltospring.com/yosemite1/smaller/09_dbamybri3.jpg

but it's OK. you're not alone.

[brightpearl]

for everyone not here:
http://www.lumesoft.com/images/ChristmasCandlelightss2.jpg
wishing you comfort and joy

[lukkucairi]

http://reformingstudents.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/tightrope.jpg

zen it out, babe.

are you smiling? I am.

[trisherina]

I love you all so much and miss you in so many ways; you're a part of me. But I 'm not sure it's even possible any more, so I wish you could just let me go. Wish me well; I wish you well.

[madasacutsnake]

^^
You forgot the last part.

[Brynn]

To my sister-in-law:

We've always put up with you because we loved your mother.

Someday, if you dare to brazenly show up to your father's funeral, and you have not made things right, I am instructed to spit in your eye.

I really hope it never comes to that.
Once again you've managed in your absence to stay center stage with your latest unkindnesses. Merry Christmas indeed. Personally, it's been a relief not to have you around.
But if he gives up and commits suicide, you will be sorry on multiple levels.

"Learning disabilty." People have put up with your crap for years because of it, and you've used this excuse brilliantly to bully, intimidate and willfully misunderstand things in order to appear the victim. Your mother knew this and constantly had to defend and apologize for you to people you've hurt. She would be horrified by what you've done in her name. Now that she's gone, let's just finally say what you really are: selfish, psychotic, and stupid as a doorknob. Then maybe we can think on you no more.

[lukkucairi]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/55/23455588.jpg

[Frieda]

happy birthday, beale! :)

wish you were here, by the way. i'd make you a birthday thread :)

[auntie aubrey]

dear someone:

pearly would like to have a word with you. pointedly.


love,
your auntie

[brightpearl]

^thanks auntie. :o

This is for some someone elses, though.
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form in the void
void in the form

is it necessary to act
or not?

[auntie aubrey]

will you people just log off already? the only reason i'm sitting here is because i can see you're online, which means you can see i'm online, and if i log off now or go idle, you'll know i'm not working. and i'm NOT working. i just don't want YOU to know i'm not working.

so just log off already so i can dispense with the illusion of constructive activity.

[lukkucairi]

^^ mwah, aubs :D

[Mik]

OK look, it's been twelve years, and I need to talk to you. I can hardly remember anything from that time and it's haunting me more and more. You got married and moved to Florida and I'm not sure how to find you. I loved you and I really miss you. I married someone somewhat like you, and sometimes I almost pretend...

So many things I can't remember.

I can't remember the name of the adoption agency or the family in California... sometimes I even forget her name.

Rebecca.

So many questions about her.

[Anna]

please don't jump, show me how to clean a thing and your fancy new bucket. I really want to see the bucket.

[Odbe]

Where we leave messages for people not on this board = Where we say what we need to say in real life but don't want to.
And that's okay.

[lukkucairi]

it's a long road.

*hugs*

I'm here.

[tapanuli]

[not meat]

[Peregrine]

It's probably not my place to say, and I know I'm probably not even supposed to be in the loop anyway.

But if you want to fix things, he's going to have to meet you half way. And if he doesn't, then you've got to do what's right for you. You can't just hang on waiting to see what happens. You're not buying time. You're wasting it.

[brightpearl]

I was driving on the back road just a bit ago, in the dark. I came around that little curve just before the road that leads from the backwoods bar. There were headlights coming to intersect with me, growing so quickly that I could see the driver wasn't slowing at the stop sign. I was much too near for braking to do any good. Time slowed the way it does sometimes, you know. I knew it was hopeless, but I kept my eyes on the road ahead, pressed my foot to the accelerator, and thought, "Thank God I left before I died."

There was a kind of sliding klunk so faint that I'd think I'd imagined it if there wasn't a scrape on the back bumper, and I saw the truck pass behind me in the rearview. If I hadn't sped up, or if he had risen from his drunk-assed stupor enough to try to slow down at the intersection, I'd have hit him head on at 60 mph.

I'm not shaking even a little bit.

I woke up alive today. Just that is enough. I'm satisfied with what I really believed would be my last thought. With this new year, may you come to understand why that is with only the suffering that is necessary.

And may everyone who reads this recognize for themselves the next time they need to fvcking floor it.

I'm going to go put on pajamas now.

[Stephi_B]

Dear Miss A. who art the new boss of my dad,
just wanna tell you that he thinks you an ultra-cute lady
(he told me and blushed like hell).
If you dig him too,
(I hope, I hope so much,
that could cure him from this nasty dark haired lady,
who stole his heart and just plays with him)
GO GIRL! Make a move!
Cos he's a bit shy...
Thanks for listening,
and the warmest greetings from me,
his daughter and chief advisor in love matters (sigh! that's a job!)
P.S.: Irrepective of how things develop between the two of you,
make him work less!

[lukkucairi]

you are such a fvckken BRAT!

ok ok ok, I know better than to take it personally. but sheesh. it's people like you wot cause UNREST.

[auntie aubrey]

Dear Miss A.

for the record, i am also miss a.

[lukkucairi]

dear other part of my brain:

feck off, willya? it's hard enough dealing with the stress without your unwanted input.

sincerely,

lukku

[Stephi_B]

for the record, i am also miss a.

You are my dad's hot boss?! :eek: ;)

[lukkucairi]

^^ wow, that explains a lot :)

[Superweevil]

Dear potential flaky schmuck #8-

Look pal, she's like my little sister. She's not the best at picking dudes that are right for her (you are, afterall, #8). She needs to be single right now and focus on her career, but she only listens to me when it suits her. She really likes you though, and speaks highly of you... so I'm not going to say anything. If you break her thoroughly bruised heart...

...we will have words.

[lukkucairi]

when are you going to just ask me what I do for fun?

it's very strange how you're always poking gingerly at my relationship with my husband, like he's going to disapprove of my career choice. I'm not of your culture, darling.

[trisherina]

You need to inform "your" teachers that potato needs no E at the end unless it's in plural form, and also that helmut is a name, not an item of headgear. I mean, ugh.

[lukkucairi]

*hug*

[topcat]

stop lying mother ****er

[brightpearl]

sometimes there are rocks
http://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/elements_of_ecology/images/waves_on_rocky_shore.jpg

or a lumpy, repeating pattern
http://www.theseashore.org.uk/theseashore/Resources%20for%20seashoreweb/Images%20for%20New%20Pages/Sandy%20Shore%20view.jpg

sometimes not
http://nai.nasa.gov/library/images/news_articles/336_icon.jpg

and they all used to be each other.

[lukkucairi]

you should check your email a lot more than you do

go look there now - there's something useful waiting.

[brightpearl]

http://www.cfcl.com/cfcl/ching/ic/00.gif

[Stephi_B]

Dear M (the wanna-be boss),
OK there's two people to chose from to give that bloody talk,
I (publicly, after the seminar, remember?) offered to do it last Tuesday,
all I heard was "Nay, nay, T's got to do it. He never gave one outside the group."
Spoke with boss, spoke with T, all clear, went back to writing.
And now you call me and say "Plan changed, you do it!" with your
oh-am-getting-off-here-cos-I-can-trip-you-up voice?
(Boss was slightly irritated btw, he is anyway about you and your roommate,
you boss around people too much lately and decide things that are boss' business,
plus you drive people crazy with your made-up deadlines for theses etc.)

Know what you can kma, if you thought I would lose my ease over such peanuts,
sorry, no way! Will be a cool talk and I don't think about handing in the first version
of my thesis before mid-April soonest (all 100% OK with the REAL boss here).

[lukkucairi]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

40 40 40

$ $ $

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

you have no idea how much that cheered me up today :D

[topcat]

hey you get out of that yard

[Stephi_B]

Boss & my favourite second-hand-Frenchman,

I really *heart* you two guys!

Thanks!

:)

[brightpearl]

My son says this forum isn't any good because it doesn't have any Bionicles on it.

So here ya go, baby. This is for you.
http://margo-online.de/shop/images/8900_prod_cat.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

i think i decided tonight. you've got my vote come super tuesday.

[trisherina]

Some you miss.

[Marcus Bales]

Found Poem: Advice To A Friend

Muslims do not recognize
Jews as God's chosen people.

Jews do not recognize
Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize
the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.

Baptists do not recognize
each other at Hooters.

[brightpearl]

Dear most obvious lady in this photo:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3287/hellokitty5ru.jpg

Honey.
No.

Sincerely,
Brightpearl

[lukkucairi]

OK, I love you, but less is more.

I know you don't need reminding.

http://www.marcelduchamp.net/images/Nude_Descending_a_Staircase.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

you raised me to have strong ideals. you taught me that "liberal" is not a dirty word. you emphasized social responsibility and environmental action and i heard these lessons as i developed my own perspective on political theory.

now you're 61 and emailing me republican propaganda, like your first social security check contained an admission ticket to the right-wing conservative club. suddenly your interest in your own personal finances outweighs your moral sense of obligation to support the needy and to help raise those who have been unable to transcend generations of discrimination and oppression.

i feel betrayed by your irrational switch. i can live happily with opposing opinion and healthy disagreement. in anyone. except you.

[lukkucairi]

level up

http://www.romancetracker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/holding-hands.jpg

http://marketingdeviant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/holding-hands.jpg

http://www.unicef.org/turkey/sy5/img/ah10.jpg

we need all of them we can get

[lukkucairi]

I'm really finding it hard to deal with your bitchiness, my friend. I'm no paragon of virtue when it comes to owning my shit, but it's not nice to feel cast in the mold of "just ANOTHER fvckken drain on my valuable time." Is that really what you want to communicate? That's what's coming across, loud and clear.

I didn't hold your hand in the fire to make you commit to any of these projects. Grow the fvck up, and learn not to take your stress out on the people who care about you. We DO care about you. A lot. And we deserve better.

[brightpearl]

Ohhhh, sometimes having time to rest is brutally painful, isn't it?

I bought you some sock monkey slippers, and I love you very much, and I'll always be with you.
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/2501670285828080_1.jpg

[brightpearl]

I'm so glad you had fun on the plane, but I'm even more glad you're back on the freaking ground.
:D
xo

[Brynn]

you raised me to have strong ideals. you taught me that "liberal" is not a dirty word. you emphasized social responsibility and environmental action and i heard these lessons as i developed my own perspective on political theory.

now you're 61 and emailing me republican propaganda, like your first social security check contained an admission ticket to the right-wing conservative club. suddenly your interest in your own personal finances outweighs your moral sense of obligation to support the needy and to help raise those who have been unable to transcend generations of discrimination and oppression.

i feel betrayed by your irrational switch. i can live happily with opposing opinion and healthy disagreement. in anyone. except you.
^ My mother exactly :confused:

[lukkucairi]

*sigh*

you understand that I won't let anyone else define the rules of the game, right?

thanks for giving me the invaluable opportunity to practice. I'll be needing these skills later on.

[lukkucairi]

I know you've wanted to keep yourself out of the critical path

that's OK

and now maybe you understand why I put myself IN it?

*hug*

[T.I.P.]

Maybe I will be the jaded person you describe in 2 years, maybe I already am. I think you are full of shit, yet I bow to your altar. You taught me an invaluable lesson, and I thank you for it.

[brightpearl]

http://img2.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/1/b/f/6/3/1bf636bcf4fdd8d597fe2ce0a24351b3_full.jpg

[lukkucairi]

*

[brightpearl]

Aw, man.
Now that you've gone on a bit about not having a drinking problem, I'm worried that you have one.

[rapscalious rob]

It's all mixed up; not black and white as others would say. When I look back, as much as I used to feel sorry for myself, now I feel sorry for you. I know you must have gone through hell afterwards. And, after all, you did save my life once…

[lukkucairi]

http://www.math-inf.uni-greifswald.de/mathematik+kunst/pic/kuenstler/duerer-melancholia-624.jpg

[lukkucairi]

Margo, this sucks ^

...a little more of the stubborn and a little less of the sad please.

[brightpearl]

You know I hate roses.

[brightpearl]

Dear Pickle,
You're my one true love. I got you this picture of a monkey picking his nose with a stick to prove it.
http://www.tealmountainmedia.com/Africa/images/Vervet%20Monkey.jpg
I really enjoyed reading Captain Underpants earlier. The sound effects were particularly spectacular this time.
Happy Valentine's Day.
lovelovelove,
Mom

PS Tomorrow I am going to arm wrestle you until you scream like a little girl.

[auntie aubrey]

you sneaky SOB. you're a faker and a liar and i hope i'm not the only one in the department who realizes it.

[lukkucairi]

I'm not going to make my 10 for the week, and you can go suck my little toe.

the one on my left foot. it's due.

[trisherina]

I hope you use it to pay the bills.

[trisherina]

You don't know it and I can't tell you, but that's not the first time I've met her. I'm so sorry for you. :(
Ugh ugh ugh. I'm sorry. You are in for a ride. We probably all are. I'm sorry.

[lukkucairi]

you're 21, you don't know shit about shit, and pull up your pants!

[Jack Flanders]

deep l o n g sigh. my bookmarks list is again nuked. you also decorated the monitor screen (mine) with new unwanted finger marks which don't want to go away. kiddo - you are so in deep - oh yah!!!! keyboard and mousie are mine!!! :D READ!!!!

[auntie aubrey]

holyshitholyshitholyshit you are the bestest friend a girl could ask for!

[lukkucairi]

you're such a boy scout.

thanks for the offer-I-can't-refuse - I have a feeling I'll be buying dinner for you and your colleague before too long.

me, I'm reflexively self-reflective and I've got 34 years of the wrong kind of practice for this. but I'm stubborn. we'll see where that gets me.

[brightpearl]

Please don't help me. It makes it so much worse.

[JemoImmicesom]

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

[Peregrine]

Holy crap. The spam bots aren't content to start new threads and have them deleted anymore. Now they have to hijack existing threads? Will the madness never cease?

[auntie aubrey]

no, he's in the right place. he posted information for people who might be interested in clicking his links. people, clearly, who are not on this board.

[Frieda]

what spam?

[auntie aubrey]

SHE'S A WITCH!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail027.jpg

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=7953

That is exactly the scene I was thinking when I posted!

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

[Peregrine]

no, he's in the right place. he posted information for people who might be interested in clicking his links. people, clearly, who are not on this board.

Ya got me there. I suppose I have to concede that point. ;)

[Stephi_B]

^^^Do I smell barbecue?

^^More like a good one, reading musical wishes and the like, knowing you and a friend asked yourselves what happened to tATu and such things...

;)

[lukkucairi]

nonono! I meant it as a comparison to the Raytheon AIM 9X sidewinder!

[Avalon]

Happy Birthday, J.

How I wish you were here.
Miss you everyday, not just today.
Love,
your sister
p.s.
I bought you flowers...your favorites.

[T.I.P.]

you have been the non-recipient of some of my most passionate non-emails.

[lukkucairi]

thanks for the vote of confidence

I don't even know myself any more!

[brightpearl]

I feel better. Like a cat that's been wallowing in nip all weekend.
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/glowing_mushrooms.jpeg

Thanks.
When I see you this summer, I'm bringing a water buffalo.

[lukkucairi]

talking to you makes me feel terribly tired and depressed.

[lukkucairi]

soon, my lovely, I will have the guts to just discard the paper mask and tell you what's really been going on.



appearances are everything, but sometimes there's nothing left to do but present the substance in as raw a state as possible - understand it - and move on.

[Coffee]

I think I'll be able to handle your not talking to me much better when I find someone else.
Goodbye?

[auntie aubrey]

stop making me barfy.

[lukkucairi]

I'm waving hello to the elephant in the room

if I'd known you were watching, I wouldn't have been so mean. that kind of passthrough is unacceptable anyway - I was blowing off steam, but I was just reinforcing the old systems. forgive me.

now excuse me while I go and apply myself to the problem at hand once more, and quit working out my bullshit on you.

[brightpearl]

I actually really did appreciate it and was going to write you about that when the kiddo wasn't reading over my shoulder. But see, if you give me something, and then you feel disappointed or irritated that I didn't express my gratitude in the proper way and in the time frame you had decided ahead of time was reasonable, I'm just not sure it's really a gift.

It's more like a hook.

I'm afraid of those now.

[topcat]

you will supporting him the rest of you life. he is a bum

[Veruki]

I held you in such high regard. You've ruined it by forwarding my that disgusting email. Your cultural unacceptance is transparent and you have washed away all respect I toward you. Funny how instead sending it to the masses (as you normally do) you sent it to the 3 people you love you tremendously, because you think they won't judge you. The other 2 may see eye to eye with you, but I will not accept it. If you weren't family, you'd never see me again.

[Peregrine]

You guys offered to make me a moderator, and I'm glad I turned you down. You're such immature children. It's a video game forum, and you're running it like boot camp or something, closing threads without reason, and imposing a posting limit that even I think is excessive. Sometimes I wonder how you manage to have anything approaching a community at all. I'm beginning to wonder why I bothered joining.

[Veruki]

it's starting again, why are you provoking it?

[brightpearl]

ow.

[lukkucairi]

aaaaannd, we're back!

http://www.sitchin.com/images/elephant.jpg

aaaaannd, we're gone again. excuse me while I put my noh-face back on...

http://www.kasrl.org/noh_mask.jpg

[brightpearl]

so.
much.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2337941940_bfc255713b_m.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

you make me wanna barf.

[T.I.P.]

I should have been the one thanking you. May you find better times ahead.

[Stephi_B]

OK, Lady M, my dad really loves you and would even elope with you to Brazil :) (well, if he wouldn't lose his civil servant status etc... that sounds almost like my dad again ;)), I will assume for the time being you are serious about him just the same (and not just playing him like a fiddle as I used to think) and are really trapped into this situation and all.

[Veruki]

I would like for you to get out of my office... right about.... 5 minutes ago!

[Veruki]

what would you have done if I had said no? I should've said no.

[craig johnston]

Better parted - I see people crying.
Truth gets harder - there's no sense in lying.
Help me find a way through this maze.
I can't help myself.

When I see tenderness before you left - (Forget).
That even breaking up was never meant - (Forget).
But only angels look before they tread - (Forget).
Living in another world to you- living in another world to you-
Living in another world to you.

Better parted - I see people hiding.

Speech gets harder - there's no sense in writing.
Help me find a way through this maze - Living in another world to you-
I can't help myself.

Did I see tenderness where you saw hell? - (Forget).
Did I see angels in the hand I held? - (Forget).
God only knows what kind of tale you'd tell - (Forget).
Living in another world to you- living in another world to you-
Living in another world to you.

[lukkucairi]

I'm tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop

[brightpearl]

sometimes I miss you like

like

...like I don't know what.
A lot.

http://www.hanselman.com/blog/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/Grandma_12FAE/Grandma12.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

you bastard. you don't even need the fridge. you're just taking it because you're a dick who's mad at the world.

[brightpearl]

I just don't trust you to take care of yourself, so certainly not me. And I don't trust you to be kind to me, or even him, sadly. Not after last year. I hope you do take care of yourself and are kind to him, though. Good luck.

[Veruki]

I know this is old, but I just saw it
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/355503474_2529df9165.jpg
I'm four blocks from there right now...

ok, I just found there is a bunch in California, and they aren't the same as the one close to me, so it might not be the same one...but we'll say it is, because it makes me happy.

[Peregrine]

You sick, twisted, son of a bitch.

[brightpearl]

Seeing you on TV made me think how it's time to update this filmstrip (http://filmstripinternational.com/). I don't think it calls you an asshole enough times.

[lukkucairi]

it was fun to see you happy today.

I think I might like you for the cunning son of a bitch you are :)

[T.I.P.]

may we resolve that old old quarrel that is pushing you to turn my working life into a nightmare

[brightpearl]

http://willsimpson.org/images/lunar-2007.jpg
http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00386/vision/theeye/Fotocamerawerking.jpg
http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/products/mn/BG-1C4X_mn.jpg
http://www.nimr.mrc.ac.uk/foi/images/filing.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

that'll do, pig. that'll do.

[lukkucairi]

I like you, you crazy bishop.

[Veruki]

you're so beautiful my eyes get dry from staring at you

[lukkucairi]

BAHAHAHA I want to laugh at your unfortunate sunburn soooo badly but I'm just too damn polite for my own good...

:p

[Jack Flanders]

You sexist, racist assh*le. I can't believe I use to talk to you. Pig.

[brightpearl]

That really really really upset me. Please please leave me alone. I don't want this hurt any more.

[lukkucairi]

I KNOW.

I know it was luck as well as work. I know I'm not home and dry, or even home and vigorously toweling myself off. I know this is only the first of many, many steps, and that none of it will be easy.

But GODDAMNIT I have spent the past several months stressed to my eyeballs and working every weekend and this weekend I am TAKING SATURDAY OFF and you WILL NOT MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

Plus it's already 7:30 and there's nothing useful I can do today anyway :)

Whee! Sangiovese all 'round.

[Peregrine]

Every time I hear the lighter strike, I feel a small piece of my own consciousness slipping away. Why can't you see that you're not only affecting yourself?

[Marcus Bales]

http://patf.net/blogs/media/blogs/timf/nam-iraq.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

for him (GWB) not to have to go, right?

[brightpearl]

You're supposed to help him carry his bags, not the other way 'round.
It was like this before, too, you know. That's one of the things that snapped it for me.

[brightpearl]

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[lukkucairi]

ohforpetessakejustgetyourshittogetherandcomeondown totheparty

:p

[Veruki]

good thing I never actually meet you

[brightpearl]

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[lukkucairi]

you!

yes, you behind the bike shed!

STAND STILL, LADDIE!

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[Frieda]

come back you dirty old bastard

i need your advice!

[lukkucairi]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/hunkydoralaura/holding-hands1.jpg

I love you, bro.

Find your way. Be safe.

[lukkucairi]

bitch, please.

do I always have to be the one to step up to the plate? why won't you meet me in the middle just the one fukken time for a change?

OK maybe I'm being a brat. I should look after my own karma :rolleyes:

[Klynne]

It has been so long since I have been here....

I have not read through all the posts.

I miss catbelly
coffee
deviate
lala



and all of my vegas monkey friends. There are so any of you I miss, especially my friend from FLA. You know who you are Daver.

Miss NYC.

I am heading back to Sin City soon.

[xfox]

From the beginning I knew the time would be limited. It is a delight to have you always blazing a trail in the right direction, and many happy ones ahead, dear girl.

[brightpearl]

I hope you're having fun like this right now.
http://www.christinemorlockvogt.com/images/mainCollected.jpg

[xfox]

k, s.o.b., you can call me and let me know where my wallet is. I don't care about the cash in it.

[brightpearl]

I don't answer the phone much because I can't withstand many converstations like that and still feel alive.

I'm not saying it's right; I just don't want to hurt anymore.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/glass-walking-2.jpg

[lukkucairi]

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

[brightpearl]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/Rabjor_or_Subhuti.jpg/200px-Rabjor_or_Subhuti.jpg
i know you are but what am i

[brightpearl]

http://www.eg.bucknell.edu/~hyde/dan/Scott-tired.jpg

I was thinking about how tired I am,
and then I thought about how tired you must be.

good joy luck to you
http://www.triplegem.plus.com/images2/namarupa.jpg

[funkytuba]

I have no idea why they didn't walk your ass to the door when they fired you and instead decided to keep you around for a week to poison the rest of us with your idiotic ramblings.

[auntie aubrey]

if you don't stop licking your crotch i will take you to the vet and have you re-neutered.

[trisherina]

I hope I get to give you a kick-ass reference!

[skip intro]

if you don't stop licking your crotch i will take you to the vet and have you re-neutered.

wrong thread. this is for people who are not on this board.

[brightpearl]

take one
http://us.123rf.com/168nwm/samgrandy/samgrandy0606/samgrandy060600003.jpg

wish I could see it opened

[brightpearl]

have fun!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/GY-00018-C~Girl-in-One-Piece-by-Pool-Posters.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

http://logo.cafepress.com/6/2576084.2603096.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/8/2576084.2603098.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/2/2576084.2161442.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

unlikely, but sadly true jobs: obnoxious obstetrician

[brightpearl]

I'm never getting married again.

[Marcus Bales]

Again, wrong thread -- this is for people NOT on this board.

[brightpearl]

^You're quite right Marcus; it was heartless of me to break off our engagement that way, and I hope you can forgive me.
:D

[brightpearl]

Son, you need to leave that devil horse behind.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1434/536215258_226fa302c3_o.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

^You're quite right Marcus; it was heartless of me to break off our engagement that way, and I hope you can forgive me.
:D

Have you forgotten the dark piano bar,
the cloud-dimmed dusk, the steady drip of rain,
and, later, clothing scattered near and far,
the clear and warming skies, the morning star,
champagne?

Have you forgotten Niagara's rumbling roar,
the crack of calving ice in Hubbard Bay,
the gaudy light's long Key West sunset shore,
the one last day in Paris just before
it's May?

Have you forgotten it all, and all so soon;
don’t you recall the sussurating sea,
the beach, the stars, the driftwood fire, the moon,
the wine, the bread, the cheese, that sad, sad tune,
and me?

[lukkucairi]

man, I'm sorry. I fell down the other night.

sometimes I get so frustrated with this. there ain't a good answer, so I just keep on walking, hoping it's the right direction.

[brightpearl]

Oh, that would be so wonderful. May you fall into that happy accident.

[Marcus Bales]

Overhearing John Ashbery

I'm sitting at the typewriter
refusing to explain to a younger poet
what I'm doing
he has come here to tell me
he has understood me
as no one else has
as I write this poem
I'm thinking of
interesting individual letters
and of serif combinations I like
together.
he’s thinking he
won’t get fooled again
ha

[lukkucairi]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/4/4f/320px-SMPTE_Color_Bars.svg.png (http://static.howstuffworks.com/sound/tele-1000.wav)

[lukkucairi]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Bathtub_curve.jpg/350px-Bathtub_curve.jpg

[brightpearl]

you were a funny bastard
good luck
not safe for work or anywhere else
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this led to a landmark US Supreme Court case (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin), by the way

[auntie aubrey]

dude. 68 degrees is TOO COLD. the air conditioner war will continue with no sign of a peace treaty anywhere on the horizon.

[lukkucairi]

LIGHTEN the FWK UP, willya?

:mad:

[lukkucairi]

ah, you little copper-stealing shits...

[madasacutsnake]

What's up with that? I mean seriously, WTF is up with that??!! Go root yourselves in the ear with minimal silicone based lubricant.

[lukkucairi]

:rolleyes:

two things:

1) why are you pretending, then?

2) you're a better hugger than that, and you know it.

[brightpearl]

Oh, fer Pete's sake.

You ordered that girl off the internet, didn't you?
She doesn't speak a lick of English and has no skills and looks terrified all the time, like she's just been tasered; she couldn't have gotten here herself.
Holy hell, you've always been creep on a stick, and this just clinches it. Ick.

Fortunately, when she unties herself and sneaks over in the dead of night, while you're passed out drunk in the garage in your 1965 turquoise Mustang with Huey Lewis on the radio, and she begs me for help, I'll be able to understand her. But f*ck if I'm going to tell you that.

Why can't I have normal neighbors?!?

Homer.
Evil Homer.
Bleah.
:mad:

[trisherina]

You think I'm being generous, but I'm also marking you as jailbait for miles around.

[Peregrine]

Is it too much to ask to be able to BREATH in my own apartment?

[lukkucairi]

I worked it out, thanks.

[lukkucairi]

OK, now my head's out of my ass (has something to do with being in Wyoming, no doubt) I'm wondering what kind of heavy, heavy shit you've been working through this week.

if it's anything as heavy as the shit I've been working through, then you'll need this *hug*

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Whenever you tell me what you're going to do, and I tell you that it's alright with me, you shouldn't take that as some kind of endorsement.

[brightpearl]

No disrespect.
After all, we got this song out of it.
Say hi to Robert for us; I hope y'all get along better now.
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[Hyakujo's Fox]

the nolans dropped by, said to pass this on

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[lukkucairi]

thanks for reminding me - I dropped the ball regarding the neurologist.

[Frieda]

^^ :)

happy day to you indeed! wish you'd be here more often :)

[lukkucairi]

http://www.beading-frenzy.com/ProductImages/misc/carrick%20bend%202.jpg

[trisherina]

If nothing else we will say we tried.

[clubsamwich]

We SHOULD go bowling some time, I'm sorry I wasn't around to read your offer - but know that I appreciate the invitation to do something fun with you

[lukkucairi]

:mad: goddamn it, I'm not going to force you to lick my eyeballs. recent research has shown that I'm batting 1000 here so if I'm thirsty in the desert, let me drink from you motherfwcking cup :mad:

:mad: and now I'm going to do everyone a favor and shut up :mad:

[trisherina]

Geez, man, will you ever be with a woman who's NOT crazy?

[lukkucairi]

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thanks for the weird little interlude :p

[brightpearl]

I almost never dream about you.
But then, I never dream about other ones, either.

[topcat]

Geez, man, will you ever be with a woman who's NOT crazy?
thats funny. is there woman who is NOT crazy?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

thats funny. is there woman who is NOT crazy?

Your Mum?

[trisherina]

She's gotcha there, Chuck.

[lukkucairi]

stick around - it gets even more interesting

[brightpearl]

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for liberty

[brightpearl]

http://www.attractionmindmap.com/photos/random_act_of_kindness.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www.ilike.org.uk/images/inner-city-snail.jpg

You have legs. Use 'em.

[lukkucairi]

yes, yes, I know, you're waiting.

I don't wanna, but I have to.

I'll quit bitching and get on with it now then shall I?

[brightpearl]

Are you too old for me to call you "Stinky"?
:o

[lukkucairi]

I think I'll stay here for a little while. it feels good.

[Peregrine]

Oh, come on! Can't I have just one night where I don't have to smell that shit?

[trisherina]

Thank you for making that CD of family photos. It has given me more comfort than I could ever tell you.

[MoJoRiSin]

Are you really mad at me for that? It really isn't anything to be ashamed of.... given that most of this country's history is written with a "if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything" attitude (about us guys that is)
....maybe I can get the techies to delete it...
I'll see.

[monkeyknifightz]

Quit complicating your life, its so much better than you give it credit for.

[monkeyknifightz]

I miss you man, if there was only something I could have done to save you. I'm sorry. We were only kids, how could they do that to you?

[clubsamwich]

I'm sorry to hear you had such a rough year. I promise I will cheer you up.

[lukkucairi]

thanks for the support - I'm glad to meet you.

[clubsamwich]

I like you and I can tell we're going to be good friends.

[brightpearl]

http://internt.nhm.ac.uk/resources/nature-online/life/dinosaurs/dino-directory/drawing/Rebbachisaurus.jpg
That's a serious flipping backbone.
This explains so much.

[MoJoRiSin]

:D ^

[MoJoRiSin]

yes but can it look it's children in the eye?

[brightpearl]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/MrBernieMac.jpg

Now that was the way to work a hat.