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craig johnston
07-26-2007, 01:21 PM
why not?

pants

Tunesmith
07-26-2007, 02:26 PM
what would you say your greatest source of inspiration is?

well, technically, it wasn't me.

seebe
07-26-2007, 02:35 PM
Did you rob a bank or something?

nose drops

Anna
07-26-2007, 03:37 PM
what are you putting in your eyes?

peaches, plums and watermealon

seebe
07-26-2007, 04:35 PM
What are you giving the bride and groom for their wedding gift?


electric outlet

Stephi_B
07-26-2007, 04:59 PM
What's the secret of your gorgeous hair styling?

Found it in the gutter.

lapietra
07-26-2007, 05:37 PM
Where did you find that lovely Crrrraig Ferrrrguson?

red-handled scissors

Odbe
07-26-2007, 06:12 PM
Do they know what the murder weapon was?


A bucket of sugar.

seebe
07-26-2007, 08:56 PM
What do you use to calm your hyper child down?

soap operas

lapietra
07-26-2007, 10:13 PM
How do you suggest we teach future generations about the current state of the human race?

ay caramba

Klynne
07-26-2007, 10:23 PM
Is speedy Gonzales really the fastest mouse in all of Mexico?

Warts

seebe
07-26-2007, 10:39 PM
What is your best physical asset?


roses

Anna
07-26-2007, 10:54 PM
what did the doctor give you for your allergies?


tap dancer

Hyakujo's Fox
07-27-2007, 12:52 AM
what's the world's 27,336th oldest profession?


in a cereal box

Jack Flanders
07-27-2007, 01:33 AM
Where did you find the best ever free toy in the whole, wide world?

Yep, my kid's looking up porn on the internet.

Hyakujo's Fox
07-27-2007, 02:21 AM
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?


stabbed to death with a rolled-up newspapaper

lapietra
07-27-2007, 02:26 AM
How would you prefer Karl Rove should meet his maker (and then make that oh so heinous descent)?

beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Odbe
07-27-2007, 06:49 AM
Have you arranged child care for tonight?


Four different ways.

seebe
07-27-2007, 09:34 AM
how many different ways do you do the missionary position to spice it up?


golf

T.I.P.
07-27-2007, 10:19 AM
Could you remove your finger from your throat and repeat that ?


He made a jacket out of it.

brightpearl
07-27-2007, 10:23 AM
Hey, where's your roommate's cute little hamster? He's so funny when he runs in the wheel all day.

Partly cloudy with a chance of rattlesnake.

craig johnston
07-27-2007, 10:28 AM
how do you like your cocktails?


a bigwig

TinaBina
07-27-2007, 10:37 AM
What did the little wig want to be when it grew up?

It was squeezed too hard.

seebe
07-27-2007, 11:03 AM
why did your breast augmentation go flat on one side?


cigarettes

lapietra
07-27-2007, 03:00 PM
What's the secret ingredient in that fabulously popular new breakfast sandwich all the kids are raving about?

a usb hub

craig johnston
07-27-2007, 05:48 PM
what comes after a usa hub?

ant man bee

seebe
07-27-2007, 08:22 PM
What were you in your last life, what are you now, and what do you want to be in your next life?


it costs too much

lapietra
07-27-2007, 08:38 PM
What is probably the stupidest reason corporations give for not incorporating environmentally conscious practices?

fizzy water

Odbe
07-28-2007, 01:52 AM
So what does sewage really taste like?


Maybe one day.

seebe
07-28-2007, 01:07 PM
As a semi-expert in astronomy; especially in the fields of moononomy and astrocowology, do you think a cow will ever really jump over the moon?


over simplified

craig johnston
07-28-2007, 02:43 PM
how would you like your eggs?


platitudes and cucumber sandwiches

Klynne
07-29-2007, 12:29 AM
What is served when you have tea with George Bush?

Barking dogs

lapietra
07-29-2007, 05:13 AM
What does that new minimalist piece by Philip Glass remind you of?

dental floss

craig johnston
07-29-2007, 01:09 PM
what's your suit made of?


chock full o' nuts

trisherina
07-29-2007, 01:54 PM
What did the triage nurse say to the admitting resident when there were no more psychiatric beds?

A twist of lime.

seebe
08-01-2007, 01:34 PM
What's the best remedy for a paper cut?


Mork from Ork