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07-26-2007, 01:21 PM
07-26-2007, 02:26 PM
what would you say your greatest source of inspiration is?
well, technically, it wasn't me.
07-26-2007, 02:35 PM
Did you rob a bank or something?
what are you putting in your eyes?
peaches, plums and watermealon
07-26-2007, 04:35 PM
What are you giving the bride and groom for their wedding gift?
07-26-2007, 04:59 PM
What's the secret of your gorgeous hair styling?
Found it in the gutter.
07-26-2007, 05:37 PM
Where did you find that lovely Crrrraig Ferrrrguson?
Do they know what the murder weapon was?
A bucket of sugar.
07-26-2007, 08:56 PM
What do you use to calm your hyper child down?
07-26-2007, 10:13 PM
How do you suggest we teach future generations about the current state of the human race?
07-26-2007, 10:23 PM
Is speedy Gonzales really the fastest mouse in all of Mexico?
07-26-2007, 10:39 PM
What is your best physical asset?
what did the doctor give you for your allergies?
07-27-2007, 12:52 AM
what's the world's 27,336th oldest profession?
in a cereal box
07-27-2007, 01:33 AM
Where did you find the best ever free toy in the whole, wide world?
Yep, my kid's looking up porn on the internet.
07-27-2007, 02:21 AM
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?
stabbed to death with a rolled-up newspapaper
07-27-2007, 02:26 AM
How would you prefer Karl Rove should meet his maker (and then make that oh so heinous descent)?
beer. Lots and lots of beer.
Have you arranged child care for tonight?
Four different ways.
07-27-2007, 09:34 AM
how many different ways do you do the missionary position to spice it up?
07-27-2007, 10:19 AM
Could you remove your finger from your throat and repeat that ?
He made a jacket out of it.
07-27-2007, 10:23 AM
Hey, where's your roommate's cute little hamster? He's so funny when he runs in the wheel all day.
Partly cloudy with a chance of rattlesnake.
07-27-2007, 10:28 AM
how do you like your cocktails?
07-27-2007, 10:37 AM
What did the little wig want to be when it grew up?
It was squeezed too hard.
07-27-2007, 11:03 AM
why did your breast augmentation go flat on one side?
07-27-2007, 03:00 PM
What's the secret ingredient in that fabulously popular new breakfast sandwich all the kids are raving about?
a usb hub
07-27-2007, 05:48 PM
what comes after a usa hub?
ant man bee
07-27-2007, 08:22 PM
What were you in your last life, what are you now, and what do you want to be in your next life?
it costs too much
07-27-2007, 08:38 PM
What is probably the stupidest reason corporations give for not incorporating environmentally conscious practices?
So what does sewage really taste like?
Maybe one day.
07-28-2007, 01:07 PM
As a semi-expert in astronomy; especially in the fields of moononomy and astrocowology, do you think a cow will ever really jump over the moon?
07-28-2007, 02:43 PM
how would you like your eggs?
platitudes and cucumber sandwiches
07-29-2007, 12:29 AM
What is served when you have tea with George Bush?
07-29-2007, 05:13 AM
What does that new minimalist piece by Philip Glass remind you of?
07-29-2007, 01:09 PM
what's your suit made of?
chock full o' nuts
07-29-2007, 01:54 PM
What did the triage nurse say to the admitting resident when there were no more psychiatric beds?
A twist of lime.
08-01-2007, 01:34 PM
What's the best remedy for a paper cut?
Mork from Ork
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