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Anna
07-29-2007, 10:36 PM
make a request.

Request:
would/could/should someone write a tribute, song, poem, et al... to
the lurker(s)?


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/29/200px-Grilled_ham_and_cheese_014.JPG
here, while you wait

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 12:30 AM
Lurkers!
to the tune of Colonel Bogey’s March

Lurkers! They leave your threads so clean
Lurkers! They’re seldom ever seen
Lurkers! They’re quiet shirkers
‘Cause they live in a world painted gray

Lurkers! They say they’re just too shy
Lurkers! They don’t give reasons why
Lurkers! They’re childish shirkers
‘Cause they rarely come outside to play

Lurkers! They almost never share
Lurkers! They sit and stare and stare
Lurkers! They’re common shirkers
‘Cause they mostly have nothing to say.

brightpearl
07-30-2007, 09:40 PM
Somebody sing me a song...

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 02:21 AM
I've been lurking on a website
All the live-long day
I've been lurking on a website
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the silence growing
Late night or early in the morn
That way I keep my wife from knowing
How much I'm cruising porn.

Candi won't you blow
Brandi won't you blow
Mandi won't you blow that horn
Sandi won't you blow
Randi won't you blow
Andy won't you blow that horn

Someone's on his laptop with Brandi
Someone's on his laptop I know
Someone's on his laptop with Andy
Strummin' on the old banjo.

Singing D I V O R C E
D I V O R C E
D I V O R C E
Strummin' on the old banjo.

brightpearl
07-31-2007, 07:01 AM
Ooookaayyyyy,
Somebody sing me a happy song.:D

Odbe
07-31-2007, 07:05 AM
I have a very special song that I wrote myself and I always sing it to people when they need to be cheered up. This is my happy song for making people happy:

(To the tune of 'happy birthday')
The world is fvcked
the world is fvcked
the world is completely fvcked up
and we're all going to die.

brightpearl
07-31-2007, 07:10 AM
*sigh*

Nevermind.

Somebody get me a glass of wine.

lukkucairi
07-31-2007, 10:14 AM
there's a damn good sangiovese I'd subrogate you a glass of...

lemme see - it even comes in a screw top bottle ;)

carta d'imbarco, tamas estates 2004 - it is fvcking amazing! and cheap, too!

(at least i think it was - I don't usually spend more than $10 on a bottle...)

brightpearl
07-31-2007, 10:16 AM
M'kay..send it via mik, but do remind him not to mix it up with the urine specimen bottle.

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 10:24 AM
A happy song? No fair! You didn't specify any particular type of song! I still get my points for the song, don't I? DON'T I?

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 10:26 AM
Here's a happy song:

Whenas in spandex Julia goes
Then, then (my god!), as cherries pose
On ice cream scoops, each nipple shows.
Next, my eyes, drawn downward, see
Inside its opened pod a pea;
Oh, what those nodes arouse in me!

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 10:27 AM
And for extra points, here's ANOTHER happy song!

Whenas in workboots Julia goes,
With courduroys and flannel clothes,
And studs in lip and ear and nose
Her hair an asymmetric cut
Her walk an unselfconscious strut --
Oh, how I long to pat her butt!

T.I.P.
07-31-2007, 10:30 AM
^ :D

Stephi_B
07-31-2007, 10:33 AM
^ ditto :D

brightpearl
07-31-2007, 11:27 AM
A happy song? No fair! You didn't specify any particular type of song! I still get my points for the song, don't I? DON'T I?

Of course, but you can only redeem them at Chuck E. Cheese.

auntie aubrey
07-31-2007, 12:04 PM
here's a happy song i wrote for my cat right after he was neutered. i now sing it to the puppy, too. it's short but sweet:

*ahem*

ode to a neutered pet

someone took your nuts
one day when you weren't lookin'
you didn't guard your nuts
so someone came and took 'em


*bow* i just realized i may have posted that before, but it's all good

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 12:39 PM
Of course, but you can only redeem them at Chuck E. Cheese.

I'm taking them in The Game. I'm already way ahead, so that'll be on my next turn.

brightpearl
08-16-2007, 11:11 AM
Somebody get me a donut.

Oh, and a cafe con leche.

brightpearl
10-25-2007, 06:17 PM
Somebody make me a pizza?
I'm too tired.

Angry Kid Hoyt
10-25-2007, 06:32 PM
Somebody make me a pizza?
I'm too tired.

WEIRD!

I just put a homemade (even the crust) pineapple & shrimp white cheese pizza in the oven!

Help yourself...it'll be ready in about 10 minutes.

brightpearl
10-25-2007, 06:41 PM
Thanks.
Really. :)

It smells fantastic.

Angry Kid Hoyt
10-25-2007, 10:11 PM
Now if someone could just fetch me some Krispy Kremes, life'd be perfect.

brightpearl
10-25-2007, 11:11 PM
http://static.flickr.com/52/183123227_045c044bd7.jpg
here you go...
I could watch the machine for hours.

brightpearl
10-30-2007, 01:35 PM
This picture is posted over on the ORG, and I'd love to know what they are. Anyone know? The comments so far suggest that they're some kind of fruit, possibly in Bali...

I just love how they look like red blood cells. I have this fantasy that they taste like a mango-persimmon hybrid.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/1800076005_49f97ef3a5.jpg

brightpearl
10-30-2007, 02:03 PM
^or OH OH OH perhaps they're some kind of heretofore unrecognized exotic Asian magic TOMATO!!

*faints*

Angry Kid Hoyt
10-30-2007, 04:26 PM
I'd bet my cherry tomatoes that they are some sort of heirloom tomato.
Yummy and tomatoey.

brightpearl
08-03-2008, 08:08 AM
If someone could rub my shoulders and then summarize chemistry for me, that would be great.

Oh and please bring me a glass of orange juice and a piece of toast with jam.

Stephi_B
08-03-2008, 11:00 AM
Here we go:

*rub* *rub* *rubbadidooyou*

chemistry = physics ~ sex (see Feynman quote on the latter relation)

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1370/10415061.JPG

http://www.tk-logo.de/aktuelles/bild-der-woche-06/images/tk-biwo-2006-orangensaft.jpg

:)

Frieda
08-03-2008, 03:00 PM
This picture is posted over on the ORG, and I'd love to know what they are. Anyone know? The comments so far suggest that they're some kind of fruit, possibly in Bali...

I just love how they look like red blood cells. I have this fantasy that they taste like a mango-persimmon hybrid.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/1800076005_49f97ef3a5.jpg

it's fruit! either djamboe semarang or djamboe aer (indonesian spelling), i never know which is which. you can get them at the indonesian stores here. never tasted one though!

brightpearl
08-03-2008, 03:30 PM
^^Thank you Stephi. :)

^Freeds YOU MUST GO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK ASAP!!
Enquiring minds want to know!!

NATURE IS SO AMAZING!!

*faints*

Frieda
08-03-2008, 05:12 PM
well hello?? YOU want to try the damn djamboes, YOU go to the store, dammit! :D

brightpearl
08-03-2008, 05:19 PM
But we don't have them here!!
:mad:

It's some sort of Indonesian-Netherlands wormhole you've got over there, I expect.
Some people have all the luck.

zero
08-03-2008, 05:28 PM
... try the damn djamboes, YOU go to the store, dammit! :D


haven't you heard? we have an in-house greengrocer now, name of MichaelGrocer

Frieda
08-03-2008, 05:33 PM
a wormhole with a nasty colonial history yeah..

i think it also grows in the caribbean. we were there with our wormholes too.

brightpearl
08-03-2008, 06:14 PM
Our wormholes are worse than your wormholes.
:(

lukkucairi
08-03-2008, 10:22 PM
^I dunno, pearly, the Dutch have themselves some prrty nasty wormholes - I wouldn't want to see the result of a worm-off :eek:

I have a request:

I'm stranded in Portland, Oregon, until Wednesday morning. Can someone tell me what to do in this town? I'm busy til 5 every day, then have to keep myself occupied and out of trouble til bedtime.

trisherina
08-04-2008, 01:31 AM
BRYNN!

Brynn
08-04-2008, 05:24 PM
present :) heya!
I'm listening to "I - Dose" right now. Not sure if I'm causing myself irreparable harm or not....http://www.i-dose.us/

ETA: Okay, that was freaky, reading along, and ... well, you know

Brynn
08-04-2008, 05:27 PM
hey lukku - ! Tonight there's a Brazilian band playing somewhere nearby for free that you might enjoy...I'll go check and get you the info. Just a minute...


ETA: Thanks Trish! :-)

Frieda
08-13-2008, 12:48 PM
^Freeds YOU MUST GO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK ASAP!!
Enquiring minds want to know!!

NATURE IS SO AMAZING!!

*faints*

i asked my colleague about the damn djamboes-- he's indonesian-- he says they have the fibrous structure of apples but are very watery, but they don't disintegrate like watermelons. they vary in taste from sweet (red ones) to sour (green or pink ones). you just wash & clean them, then eat. the sour ones are eaten with a bit of salt on every bite. the word aer in djamboe aer means water.

happy now?? :D

brightpearl
12-15-2008, 08:30 PM
^Oh, I never posted that yes, I was happy! :D

Still want to try one. A red one.

But right now I would like to request that someone bring me some sake and a hot towel.

MoJoRiSin
12-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Bowl of Saki for December 15

Behind us all is one spirit and one life; how then can we be happy if our neighbor is not also happy?

Bowl of Saki, by Hazrat Inayat Khan

MoJoRiSin
12-15-2008, 08:46 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31riIeY97eL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

its available here somewhere::

http://www.thegreenhead.com/


who invented this?
I think you man you want
SOMEONE
to bring you the ski and hot towl...
hmm......
hopefully you are NOT catching a bad cold...........