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lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 10:43 AM
refrigerator repairmen.

they vex me.

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 11:00 AM
rich people. they vex me. why can't they just give me a lot of money and then leave me alone?

CherishHellfire
07-30-2007, 11:07 AM
I vex because I have never prepared wild boar gravy, and I am expected to pull it off this morning with flying colors.
I suppose that when I am seen to be flying the Jolly Rodger as my colors, anyone with a mind to critique this mornings breakfast will do so sparingly and gingerly, or be forced to eat the plank. Arg.

zero
07-30-2007, 03:14 PM
why you vex


afell asleep on the train now acannie think straight

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:20 PM
:mad:

DISAPPOINTED! :mad:




( i thought this was about sex ... )

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:24 PM
I vex because I'm seriously lacking sex.

zero
07-30-2007, 03:24 PM
zormix you have acquired a "+" sign beside your username in the wee box we know as "who is that online right now?"


what can this mean?


amvexed about this matter

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:25 PM
:) praise the lord, i have turned visible !!!

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:27 PM
But if you were visible I would have seen it was you instead of The Cookie Jar. Now I vex that you wisible.

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:27 PM
( in other words: ah cinnae find the box to híde maself / cannie be arsed to look forit......... )

zero
07-30-2007, 03:27 PM
you're zormix+ - do you feel different?


i'm vexed because i havenie got a "+"

:(

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:28 PM
But if you were visible I would have seen it was you instead of The Cookie Jar. Now I vex that you wisible.I AM CONFUSED! :eek:

anyway -- hands off mine cookie jars!!!!

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:29 PM
i'm vexed because i havenie got a "+"

:(have too!

zero
07-30-2007, 03:30 PM
where does it say zero+??

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:31 PM
in my cookie jar

zero
07-30-2007, 03:33 PM
by "cookie jar" do you mean "biscuit barrel"?

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:33 PM
In your cookie jar? Here, let me help ...

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 03:34 PM
i got gypped. i got no +'s nowhere.

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:34 PM
by "cookie jar" do you mean "biscuit barrel"?yes honey. yes i do.

zero
07-30-2007, 03:35 PM
zormix is the only one with a "+"

she's special

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:36 PM
Racist remarks such as "gypped" will not be tolerated under Section Mumble of Rule Mutter.

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:36 PM
zormix is the only one with a "+"

she's specialthat sounds like i'm retarded or someth..

yeah ok




btw - where isit??? ah cinnae seeit

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 03:36 PM
i don't see no +. http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/476471/2/istockphoto_476471_angry_lady.jpg

zero
07-30-2007, 03:37 PM
no - i think the "+" indicates something about yours arse

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:38 PM
why is there only one then??

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:40 PM
i don't see no +. http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/476471/2/istockphoto_476471_angry_lady.jpg

OMG Aubrey has tagged Large Marge! We're doomed! And, um, er, ah, I'm vex that we're doomed. Yeah, that's it....

zero
07-30-2007, 03:40 PM
adinnie ken


maybe if it was stars instead of "+"'s you'd get five

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 03:41 PM
i got gypped. i got no +'s nowhere.

why then you didn't make any!

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:42 PM
blabla ... brrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmphhhhhfffare you drunk? :mad:

zero
07-30-2007, 03:43 PM
i'm so vex about all this

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:43 PM
adinnie ken


maybe if it was stars instead of "+"'s you'd get five

Adinnie Ken was Scottish Barbie's consort until ... well, we'd better not open old wounds -- the fine was pretty large and we're just lucky no one got any jail time.

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 03:43 PM
are you drunk? :mad:

sun's over the yardarm in scotland, zor ;)

actually, it's over the yardarm in utah, too.

slainte!

zero
07-30-2007, 03:45 PM
utah slainte!
utah slainte!
u-u-u-u-utah slainte!

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:46 PM
slainte mhor!

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:46 PM
saintly whore? ok, military intelligence! I am vex by both.

zero
07-30-2007, 03:47 PM
are you drunk? :mad:

no!! for the umptyteentyeth time - i'm VEX

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:47 PM
-- the fine was pretty large and we're just lucky no one got any jail time.i could tell a story or two about ken 'n barbie!

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 03:47 PM
vex+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:48 PM
SEXSEXSEXdirty old bampot! :mad:

T.I.P.
07-30-2007, 03:48 PM
vex+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


your vexity must have a HUGE arse

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 03:48 PM
don't be vex, anti

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/953523767_78a4111b8a.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/953523767/)

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:48 PM
Ohhhhhh! I looove stories. Tell me a story and I won't be vex. Unless it's a vexing story. Is it a vexing story?

zero
07-30-2007, 03:49 PM
vex+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


:D ha+ha+

zero
07-30-2007, 03:50 PM
don't be vex, anti

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/953523767_78a4111b8a.jpg


i don't see that - i only see zormix+


now i'm ultravex

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:50 PM
Is it a vexing story?quite.

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:50 PM
I'm vex I can't post images or videos. Somebody tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Vex! VEX!

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 03:51 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/953523767_78a4111b8a.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/953523767/)that's pretty, i like it :)

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 03:52 PM
don't be vex, anti

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/953523767_78a4111b8a.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/953523767/)

does this mean i win the game thread?

zero
07-30-2007, 03:53 PM
opps+

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 03:53 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1184/953567923_0792bcd56e.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/953567923/)

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 03:54 PM
Win? you haven't even collapsed your wave-form yet.

zero
07-30-2007, 03:55 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1184/953567923_0792bcd56e.jpg

i shall wear my + like a badge of honour

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 03:55 PM
rule 20a: waveform collapse is voluntary and not required to win the game.

T.I.P.
07-30-2007, 03:57 PM
^ how tf can you collapse your own wave form ? You risk creating a self-referential warp in the space time contigruum !

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 04:02 PM
well alrighty then! MORNINGTON CRESCENT.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1196/954486342_f198cd8277.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/954486342/)

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 04:02 PM
^ how tf can you collapse your own wave form ? You risk creating a self-referential warp in the space time contigruum !

First you put it in a Bag of Holding, then put it through a Portable Door. That way you don't have to worry about the self-referential anomaly, but you will produce a pretty big bang and some serious damage to the Great Rubber Sheet.

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 04:03 PM
^^ i feel bad that our newest member was left out.

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 04:06 PM
You can't feel bad in the Vex thread -- you can feel bad in The Game Thread, though. If you do, under certain conditions you can also find the Weeping Ball, but you have to find the Infinite Handkerchief within two rounds, or you get ooze all over you.

auntie aubrey
07-30-2007, 04:08 PM
^ your rules make me vex.

T.I.P.
07-30-2007, 04:09 PM
First you put it in a Bag of Holding, then put it through a Portable Door. That way you don't have to worry about the self-referential anomaly, but you will produce a pretty big bang and some serious damage to the Great Rubber Sheet.

how interesting...is that a peer-reviewed result ? or is it something you found on the internet ?

zero
07-30-2007, 04:37 PM
i went outside for a weewhile and now i've come back in and i'm still vex


about what i don't know but i'm still vex

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 04:47 PM
outside sure is better than here.

*longingly looks outside* you sure are lucky!

outside 'n all.

want to talk about it?

zero
07-30-2007, 04:53 PM
talk about the vex ness or talk about the outside ness?

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 04:54 PM
yes :)

zero
07-30-2007, 04:58 PM
:) dearest friend that's a gerat quality of yours that when you talk you talk sense

Dorkahontas
07-30-2007, 04:58 PM
I vex because I have to go out of town for work. Again.

Bah. I like MY bed.

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 05:00 PM
at least you don't work for barbie...

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 05:01 PM
:) dearest friend that's a gerat quality of yours that when you talk you talk sensehow about my arse then?? :mad: :mad:

zero
07-30-2007, 05:05 PM
yours is a stupendous arse


i recenly put it forward it as a potential new wonder of the world


where's that GIF of it?

12"razormix
07-30-2007, 05:09 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nytorp/images/movie128d-small.gif

zero
07-30-2007, 05:13 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nytorp/images/movie128d-small.gif

i ♥ex no more

brightpearl
07-30-2007, 05:27 PM
Bollocks to vexes!

randy
07-30-2007, 05:28 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nytorp/images/movie128d-small.gif

I never seen a man with an ass that big!

Marcus Bales
07-30-2007, 05:44 PM
how interesting...is that a peer-reviewed result ? or is it something you found on the internet ?

I have no peers. And it make me wery vex.

brightpearl
07-30-2007, 05:47 PM
I'm vexed by exes.

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 05:48 PM
I never seen a man with an ass that big!

you are courting vexation indeed, randy vexation :p

brightpearl
07-30-2007, 05:58 PM
I'm vexed by the complexity of the origami scorpion.

lukkucairi
07-30-2007, 09:31 PM
I vex because it didn't just rain.

dammit.

brightpearl
07-31-2007, 12:02 AM
On second thought, I don't think I'm getting enough vex.

Although, I don't think it's true what they say -- that bad vex is better than no vex at all.

CherishHellfire
07-31-2007, 01:58 AM
On that note, I shall vex myself into a slumber.
Ironic that one should vex themselves to feel less vexed by everything else.

Stephi_B
07-31-2007, 07:14 AM
I vex cos of finance departments:

First our university's f.d. needed 7 weeks (!) before they finally transferred my conference fee to Italy (good that a) Italians are used to administrative slowness and b) me and three other ladies went for a funny dinner & wine session with Luca, the conference organiser, one night --> received mild treatment ;)).

And now these !"§$%&/()=? from the Brandenburg state f. d. transferred me almost 400€ too few salary - happens to be just these 400€ I planned to, well, live on... :mad:

trisherina
07-31-2007, 10:18 AM
It's only Tuesday. :mad:

Marcus Bales
07-31-2007, 10:21 AM
Yabbut at least you have your cleats on. You do have your cleats on, right? I'll be vex if you don't have your cleats on, since I sent them FedEx on Saturday.

seebe
09-01-2007, 01:10 PM
My computer is dying a slow and painful, for me, death. If I knew the right words, I'd give me ol' cp a proper eulogy, but alas, all I can come up with is; good bye trouble.

eta: It just died completely I think. And I am not allowed to the computer I'm on now, very much, so..have fun y'all.

Jack Flanders
09-02-2007, 02:32 AM
That really sucks... not even my computer and that makes me vex.

seebe
09-02-2007, 11:30 AM
:) It had been freezing on me for weeks. The the last 2 days it went into its final death throes. Luckily my husband has access to spare parts so he fixed it.

brightpearl
09-05-2007, 10:30 AM
The grocery store has stopped carrying Almond Sunset.
:mad:

I hate it when they mess with my tea.

brightpearl
01-23-2008, 07:02 PM
Internet Explorer cannot display webpage, my fanny.

Stephi_B
02-27-2008, 12:43 PM
I vex because of this automatic jalousie in our office building which has some crap wind-sensor or so and goes down at will (or at wind, or at rain, or at some cosmic constellation - I have not figured it out completely), will not go up immediately up again as it is my will and just went up automatically though I had 1/4 closed it due to the sun blinding me.

Marcus Bales
02-28-2008, 04:31 PM
I vex because ... hmm. I not vex today. Sorry!

lukkucairi
03-04-2008, 09:42 PM
I vex at Marcus's lack of vexation.

I also vex at a certain Fred who shall not be further named. He vex me good.

Hyakujo's Fox
03-04-2008, 10:01 PM
I vex at Marcus's lack of vexation.

I also vex at a certain Fred who shall not be further named. He vex me good.

I vex at the appearancelessness of your post.

lukkucairi
03-04-2008, 10:54 PM
I no longer vex at the appearancelessness of that post - since you so kindly made it appear.

I would have posted how I was vex at the board messing up, but it would only have vexed me more to have a second post eaten.

:p

T.I.P.
03-05-2008, 01:57 AM
i vex because i just wrote three different posts and then erased them because i felt they were not up to par.

my self esteem has seen better days

craig johnston
03-05-2008, 11:46 AM
^^
there is a par?

bloody public transport on strike!

:mad:

Stephi_B
03-05-2008, 12:37 PM
^Oh, wait till next Monday, when renewed DB strike meets mayhap-still-on-going-public-transport-strike...

YsaPur EsChomuw
03-05-2008, 02:30 PM
I wex because at work they make me do things devoid of any sense...

Frieda
03-05-2008, 02:49 PM
^ don't switch jobs because of that-- it's everywhere :eek:

craig johnston
03-06-2008, 05:32 PM
bike conked out in middle of pubic transport strike!

:mad:

Marcus Bales
03-06-2008, 08:26 PM
I vex because I have gained 10 pounds in the last month!