¿ question of the day ?

[lukkucairi]

"lucky" stands out

[Stephi_B]

both

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

or

[xfox]

yes (http://www.mooneymite.com/articles-flightexperiences/jorgensenferryn4105/jorgensenn4105.html), in the brother department. I have two amazing ones.

[seebe]

I think I'm pretty lucky except for rarely winning any significant amount over $2.00 in scratch off tickets.

[seebe]

On the other hand, just realizing this is friday 13th, I don't remember anything noteworthy unlucky happening to me.

[zero]

have you ever been lucky, or unlucky?

sure, all the time.. inlcuding now.


but by & large i go along with "luck is a placebo effect" thinking. o yeh and a while ago i went through a phase of experimenting with the ideas in this book


http://www.lukerhinehart.net/Images/UK-DICEMAN-2.jpg

[lukkucairi]

hm - I'm having a big party over at our house tonight, and the main sewer line just backed up.

is that luck?

lucky it happened in the morning, not at 9pm?

[brightpearl]

^Now see, that's exactly what I mean.

I'll have no idea what was lucky or not until the end of the movie. And even then, it'll be hard to say. So I dunno. I just get up in the morning when the alarm goes off.

[lukkucairi]

don't know - I feel kind of lucky today, all things considered...

we'll see what the evening brings :)

[Marcus Bales]

How much money would it take for you to kill several people and escape to a foreign country with no extradition treaty to your own?

[zero]

don't be daft

[MoJoRiSin]

no amount of money would be enough

[lukkucairi]

probably just a decent screenwriter

[trisherina]

mu

[Hyakujo's Fox]

a lot more than last time

[Jack Flanders]

Umm where is your bank?

[madasacutsnake]

The business one and the employee benefits one are in Stirling.
The one I have for no reason is in Mount Barker.
I don't ever have to go in to a branch for my day to day account so I have no idea where that one is.
Same with the credit card one. I think there's a branch in Stirling though.

[Stephi_B]

It's nearest there were the mosaic magician guards Ursa Major's wee lights.

(i.e. Sparkasse, ca. 100m down my block)

[Coffee]

aprox 1.75 Nautical Miles. Hdg: 144deg...mind the shoal and the obstruction/wreck. Oh,and bring ur muck boots for the last 1/8 mi or so.

[lukkucairi]

¿ would a bit of cheese hit the spot right about now ?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

there's only one way to find out...

[Stephi_B]

http://www.pixelshifter.de/wp-content/gallery/miniaturszenen/business_kaese.jpg

They are still figuring it out....

;)

[Coffee]

But of course, save some for me.

[zero]

gromit

[12"razormix]

gesundheit!

[zero]

thanky!

[12"razormix]

you are very welcome!

[ch_burchill]

^ I think he said skanky..

[zero]

aye wee charlie them chinese whispers are so confusing, so they are

[Brynn]

What's your favorite way to eat what kind of cheese and why?

[zero]

:mad: i'm fed up with all this cheese talk




take it away - DO NOT WANT

[Coffee]

On a train, some kind of stinky cheese, in the lounge car, near people who think they hate stinky cheese. Then I suggest that it only smellls bad because they aren't "tasting" it too, and share some with them. Last time I did that 3 outa 5 said "Blech", 1 said it smells worse than it tastes, and 1 said "mom, i love it, can we get some too" (Unfortunately Mom had said "blech" :( ).

It has two benefits: For me, i get more leg room to streach my long legs out. For the victims: They can't smell it as much after they try it and usualy some repressed cheese person gets their cheese horizon expanded beyond velveeta.

Try some Zero!

[12"razormix]

what kind, favourite way
mozzarella di bufala with salt, green tomatoes and fresh basil, eaten from a plastic dish in the gulf of gaeta

why
empirical value

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://aktualne.centrum.sk/soumar/img/37/78/377802-niva.jpg on a buttered roll with walnuts and wine

[Jack Flanders]

for zerohttp://www.jasperfforde.com/specops/images/cheese_alert.jpg

http://www.hotchickshotpicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/grilled_cheese.gifmmmmm comfort food!!!

[Frieda]

grilled regular gouda cheese sprinkled with basil and oregano, on top of a layer of ham, on a baguette from the oven, hot and dripping around the edge of the bun like lava.

mmmmMMMMMmmm.

[madasacutsnake]

Dutch smoked with avocado on crusty bread.

Roaring forties on toasted foccacia with chopped tomato and Masterfoods seasoning topped with lettuce. I used to make it at work first for myself, then for a couple of others, then for a lot of others.............

[Brynn]

http://aktualne.centrum.sk/soumar/img/37/78/377802-niva.jpg on a buttered roll with walnuts and wine
yes oh yes

[lukkucairi]

¿ did you just miss your train ?

http://static.travelmuse.com/docs/artwork/columns/travel-deals/last-minute/travel-deals-last-minute-missed-train-header.jpg

[zero]

no. zormix and i are on it. we're forever on a train. years ago, when we were only and egg, we'd accept occasional front-facing seats. nowadays though, we're always seated facing backwards. as our heads flop together we watch our thoughts flying out from our foreheads and we look back on them as they go speeding down the railtracks in smokey streamers, or like sand spinning away in ribbons along the strand on a windy day.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.hotchickshotpicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/grilled_cheese.gif

Squeaky Fromm as a small child did ad work.

[Coffee]

¿ did you just miss your train ?I don't think that is possible anymore in the USA. Trains run so late you'd have to show up on the wrong day to miss one.

[Marcus Bales]

Brie for me! With fresh grapes and fresher bread.

[Stephi_B]

Jumped inside the train just one, two seconds before the doors' automatic shut.

[Frieda]

for the first time in my life, i'm actually on the train.

[MoJoRiSin]

no,
mo is on
thank for helping
get from
platform to seat
though
(blowing kisses out the window to no one in particular ; )

[zero]

(vol=11)

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I'm heading for the opposite direction I want to go.

[Odbe]

^get a backwards-facing seat

[xfox]

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pHhItkhc7o)train

[Coffee]

...still don't know how that thing ended up growing in a flowerpot on my balcony, but it looks pretty neat.


http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7446/imag0068a.jpg

?New Poser de Jeur?

How did the cattail find its way into Frieda's pot?

[Stephi_B]

By trial & error the cattail finally found its way into Frieda's pot....
http://www.inka-grebner.de/uploads/pics/katze_labyrinth_01.jpg

[lukkucairi]

manx cat alone and distraught in amsterdam

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html

He escaped!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

panspermia

[Odbe]

^ and ^^ and ^^^ :D :D


It used Google Maps to find its way there.

[treekisser]

Shhh! It thinks it's a tulip.

[Coffee]

It was a moderately windy day in Frieda's town when a bit of fluff from a cattail released from the mother plant and was blown into a canal. "EEEEK" said Seed, since everyone knows seeds prefer to fall in dirt, not water.

Luckily a Momma duck and her ducklings were paddling by and Seed managed to grab onto one of the ducklings. Seed clung desperately to a baby duckling's fluffy feathers as it went for a ride with the duck family up and down the canal. It was finally able to let go in a park while the ducks were being fed lunch scraps by a lovely blonde girl with a limp. Seed hoped to attach to the lovely girl since she seemed so nice and it prayed for a favorable breeze carry itself the few feet to her. She looked like someone that apreciated nature and thus plants and stuff... but fate was not to bring them together quite so easily. Just then the wind kicked up and Seed was instead blown away, again over the water.

This time Seed blew onto the deck of a water taxi, where it was picked up on the cuff of a tourist's pants. At first Seed was pretty dissapointed and pined for the pretty blonde girl. The tourist was loud, kind of smelly, and seemed rather crude at times. However the tourist unknowingly took Seed to a museum, a stage play, a hash bar, and a strip club, which was pretty exciting and not something seeds usualy got the oportunity to do. Seed decided that maybe hanging out with a tourist was pretty cool, till the tourist went to a hole in the wall bar recomended by a taxi driver...whereupon the taxi driver's friends pummeled the hapless visitor for rudely mispronouncing a dutch word that came out sounding like "P*ssy". They stole his watch and his cash and tossed him sensless out into an alley next to the bar. Seed decided it would very much not like to hang out with tourists after all...at least unless it could find one who learned to pronounce local dialects better.

A stray cat making her rounds decided to utilize the insensate bit of warmth the alley provided and she curled up againsts the tourist's warm legs. Seed took the oportunity offered and transfer'd to the cat's fur in a safe spot right behind it's neck where the cat couldn't get at it. Unfortunately, Seed hadn't counted on getting stuck there. The fur was so matted from lack of brushing that it acted like velcro, trapping Seed in place.

The cat, and her passenger Seed, spent a bedraggled week together on her tour of favorite garbage cans, gardens, sunny decks and porches. Seed got tantalizing views of soft dirt in various gardens and flower pots. One of those sunny decks on Cat's rounds turned out to belong to the pretty blonde girl with the limp. Seed spotted the pretty blonde girl through the doors of the porch. It was a lovely deck full of well tended flowerpots and Seed just knew it would be happy there if only it could get off of Cat. But Seed was very stuck and could not get itself free. But fate was kind to seed, and one day while sunning herself on pretty blonde girl's deck. the cat was startled by the pretty blonde girl herself opening the balcony door on her way out to water her plants. Seed was dislodged as the cat brushed against a shrubbery on its way off the balcony, and the seed happily fell loose into the dirt of a flower pot where it remained unnoticed till Frieda's watering eventualy transformed the happy seed into a much apreciated cattail...and it lived happily ever after.

The end, till another windy day.

[Brynn]

Cattail drove over immediately to offer support and a pan of lasagna as soon as she heard that Little Brown Tree (on the right) had started chemo.

[topcat]

magic dust

[Jack Flanders]

coffee wins!!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It thought it was WEED!

[Stephi_B]

^ & ^^

ME TOO http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/images/icons/icon14.gif :D

[Odbe]

?Q? 27Mar09

Does Coffee perchance have a lot of free time?
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Wherever there's coffee, there's a break. :)

[treekisser]

If time is money, then "free" time must be an oxymoron. (No offense, Coffee!)

[Coffee]

Ya, this free time is really cutting into my credit :(

[Jack Flanders]

I LOVE COFFEE TIME!!

[trisherina]

¿ question of the day ? for the weekend of March 28th:

If someone says/does something you disagree with or otherwise find objectionable, are you more likely to let it go or confront the matter? And yes, I know there are things you can't let go and things you can. But which are you more likely to do in the majority of situations -- let it go, or take it on?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

If I care about the person I'm more likely to argue, especially if the matter's important enough. Otherwise I don't give two tiny titmouse droppings...

[Jack Flanders]

I'm usually a let it go person as of late because I've found I've made the situation worse by bringing up the problem and then being misunderstood. And then I cry. :(

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When the drunk who started a conversation with me in the cafe referred to the amygdala and pointed above his collar bone, I just let it go, but when he told me André Gide and Marcel Proust were the same person I felt obliged to tell him 'I didn't know that'.

[Marcus Bales]

That's why HFox and I get along so well: no matter what I tell him, he says "I didn't know that."

[trisherina]

"Yeah, yeah... he was pretty carotid, all right."

[zero]

INTJ

[MoJoRiSin]

:confused: ^
**************************
to mo this is the entire problem with
being married and having a child
now correcting someone is my job ?
Y I K E S! :o :o :o :o
otherwise mo's nature is as that as an observer
you know
WHY? WHY? WHY? ;)

[Stephi_B]

more let-it-go-like, unless something hits a "hot spot" of sorts.

[zero]

NEW! qotd


¿ how did your chat with a stranger (http://omegle.com/) go?










.

[madasacutsnake]

It went brilliantly well.

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you today
You: hello stranger
Stranger: holla
You: i'm well thank-you how are you
You: this is weird
Stranger: good, not perfect but i'm good enough
You: do you come here often
Stranger: no it's my first time
You: oh mine too
Stranger: good
You: you said holla
You: you must be mercan
Stranger: No, I though you was
You: no i be australian
You: never was mercan
Stranger: from which country then
You: i'm australian..........
Stranger: nice, I'm from Syria
You: oh cool
You: i'll call the hotline
Stranger: and why is that
You: its what we citizens are asked to do
You: if we suspect syrians
Stranger: are you serious !!!!!
You: well, i'm serious about there being a hotline
You: but its for reporting suspected terrorist activity
You: not syrians
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: good for you
You: unless you're a terrorist??
Stranger: if i was, I wouldn't be chatting with you
You: oh i'm offended now
Stranger: I would come over your house and blow everything up
You: i tell you what
You: i do have this neighbour i cant stand
You: and i promise not to ring the hotline..........
Stranger: just call me...
You: fantastic!
Stranger: and I'll take a good care of him
You: her
You: but you can take care of the husband too
You: i'm not keen on him either
You: do you do dogs?
You: the dog barks a lot
Stranger: if that is tha case....I'm gonna call my friends too
You: now
You: we may have to think this thing through
You: because a group of syrians arriving at the airport
You: carrying
You: um, what will you use?
You: fertiliser?
Stranger: No, we are more advanced
You: ooooo fabulous!
You: that fertiliser with the added growth booster?
You: anyway a group of syrians
You: arriving at the airport
You: armerd with bags of manure
You: may attract a bit of attention
You: come on syrian
You: you must have planned this sort of thing befor
You: help me out here
Stranger: ohhh come on are you real it's 1AM here and It'll take me a couple of days to be prepared
You: i can't wait a couple of days!
Stranger: but I'll give you some hints
You: in the old days i used to get way better service from you syrians
You: ok hints are good
Stranger: CAR....C4.....mobile.......BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: how about that
You: whats a c4
You: see,its going wrong already
Stranger: plastic explosives
Stranger: you are an amateur........!!!
You: thats why i need a syrian
You: though i'm suss on you
You: you dont seem to know what to do with the manure
You: i actually think you might be making this stuff up
Connection imploded.

[Stephi_B]

(My granny told me not to talk with strangers unless they're interesting and/or hot and that I should make my own explosives, such that my studies weren't for naught and all that....)

[trisherina]

You: hallo
Stranger: hi
You: how do you feel about carrot cake?
Stranger: its nice
You: with or without cream cheese frosting?
Stranger: with
You: definitely
Stranger: its awesome
You: baking one now
You: just the thing for spring
You: you do need carrots though
Stranger: do you have a life?
You: why would you ask that?
Stranger: answer it please
You: you'll have to explain what you mean
Stranger: ..............
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[trisherina]

You: hello
You: did you hear that?
Stranger: my mommy said not to talk to strangers
Stranger: what??
You: the silence
You: it means the shelling's stopped
Stranger: lolz ru a turtle?
You: i m so not
Stranger: but ur shell stopped
You: toodle

[trisherina]

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: ever use this before?
Stranger: Yes
You: anything more interesting than this happen?
Stranger: A lot of people will spam you.
You: hmmm
Stranger: Some people will ask random questions.
Stranger: but mostly yeah, this.
You: that seems reasonable
Stranger: Sometimes people will spontaneously roleplay. My friend tried to get me to do that, but eh.
You: what time of day is it where you are?
Stranger: 6 PM
You: i've never roleplayed
You: i suspect it would make me laugh too much to type
You: it is 7 pm here
Stranger: I see.
You: well, i'm pretty much all out of questions
Stranger: ok
You: oh i have one more
You: where did you see this application?
Stranger: On livejournal.com
Stranger: on a fandom community.
You: interesting
You: can i ask fandom of what?
Stranger: ....Axis Powers Hetalia
You: ah
Stranger: I find it a bit embarassing to talk about
Stranger: but since it's anonymous here...
You: i find it a bit embarrassing that i can only vaguely guess it must be a game?
Stranger: No, it's a webcomic
You: oh good grief what a bonehead
You: sorry about that
Stranger: heh
You: well de gustibus non est disputandum and all that
Stranger: heh
You: i was linked to it on a message board
Stranger: ah
You: well i must get dinner on
You: thank you for the polite conversation
Stranger: ok
You: (people are not always polite to strangers)
You: toodle
Stranger: take care

[brightpearl]

It was completely hilarious. But I've re-thought posting the whole thing. Suffice it to say it was a conspiracy theorist.

I'm afraid to do it again. :D

[Brynn]

Why do I get the strong feeling that I was actually talking to Zero?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stranger: brb
You: Hi there
Stranger: Ok back now...
Stranger: you were saying?
Stranger: shit...brb
You: what does brb mean?
Stranger: Alright, back now - brb=be right back
You: it sounds like a surreal kind of babble
Stranger: shit..phone...brb
You: ah - the generations between us I guess
You: hahahahaa!
Stranger: ok..back in the saddle now..
Stranger: so whats new?
Stranger: brb...sorry
You: what's so busy now?
You: you are funny
Stranger: ok...here again....
Stranger: who are you again? damn..
You: I'm flabbergasted :-)
Stranger: phone
Stranger: brb
You: LOL!
You: I miss you already
Stranger: Ok...this is crazy...you were sayin...DAMN...
Stranger: brb
Stranger: Another day another dollar...back again...
Stranger: so how the hell are yo...brb
You: you know, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship
Stranger: ok...this is crazy
Stranger: hey...
Stranger: hi :)
You: hi
Stranger: phone...brb
You: I haven't laughed so hard all morning, and I've only been up for five minutes
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: oh..its you
You: hi there
Stranger: Wow!
Stranger: shit..brb
Stranger: Ok...things seem to be in order again....where were we?
You: okay, I'm going to stay here until you reveal something personal and then I'm going to abandon you
Stranger: Oh...no..you're kidding me..brb
You: sort of but I'm open to change
Stranger: Yes...mmmhmm..I see..you don't say...shit brb...ok I'm back now...brb...back now
You: wait - do you hear a phone ringing?
Stranger: PHONE...BRB
Stranger: back.
Stranger: Hi.
You: your life is full of variety
Stranger: brb
Stranger: Ok..that was quick. What's new?
You: phone - chat phone chat- no wait - phone...I could talk to myself i guess
Stranger: damn..brb
Stranger: Ok back now...
You: but now the suspense is killing me
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: uh huh
Stranger: wait..wait..don't answer that..
Stranger: brb
You: what's a/s/l?
Stranger: finally...where were we?
You: and while we're at it, what's the meaning of life?
You: brb
Stranger: can you believe....my phone is ringing.... b to the r to the b
Stranger: Hi my brother...new around here?
Stranger: brb
Stranger: back
Stranger: whoops brb
You: this is a beautiful example of - oh, brb
Stranger: Hello? hello? hello?
Stranger: brb
Stranger: Jesus my cock is itchy...
Stranger: brb
You: you are so popular can I be your - oh now seriously, MY phone is ringing.
Stranger: FINE...I can't put up waiting for you ALL DAY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That was hilarious. And demoralizing. Could not engage - WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME??? :D :D :D

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3566/3401551537_0513aa32fd_o.jpg

:confused:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Stranger: hello
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how are you today?
Stranger: orchidaceous
You: that's great
Stranger: i guess
You: well you could be herbaceous
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: do you like witches?
You: black or white?
Stranger: black is better
You: so they tell me
Stranger: i hope so
You: yeah I got nothing against witches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brynn]

You: hi
Stranger: say hi
You: no you say hi
You: say it!
Stranger: i did, just had a say in front
You: say hi!
You: oh
Stranger: hola
You: hola and bonjour
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: oshikuru is not for kids
You: all I can think of it "kamikaze"
Stranger: japanese sci fi moby dick
You: neither is - well what direction shall we go in?
You: brainwash liver specks
Stranger: up or down, up to you
You: word association's working for me maybe?
Stranger: putt-putt saves teh zoo
You: gravel babies die quickly
Stranger: unreal freddie fish in dry cereal
You: tonight I save enough pennies to go to the arcade and then whoopsies daisies
You: you're fun
Stranger: daisy ran over myrtle with gatsby's car
You: oh no there goes the neighborhood
Stranger: my girlfriend doesn't think so
You: fair enough fly man
Stranger: i'm no fun at all
You: I disagree
Stranger: i'm considering killing myself
You: you are monster fun
Stranger: you think so?
You: oh well, do try to put that off for as long as possible
You: yes, sure you're fun
You: are you serious about ...?
Stranger: thank you, i might not kill myself now
Stranger: i was, but if random strangers find me fun then there might be hope for me
You: hey, no real reason to because life changes pretty quickly
You: well you are fun
You: how old are you
Stranger: 16
You: I wanted to do that when I was 19 but I'm glad I didn't
You: really really glad
Stranger: did things get better?
You: for one thing everyone will be really mad at you if you do
You: of course it got better
Stranger: no one would notice if i was gone
You: anyone who's suicidal doesn't have the whole picture yet
You: I know what you mean.
You: but here's my secret:
You: you can pretend to die and start over.
Stranger: as in fake my death and move somewhere else?
You: or go do a bunch of wild stuff like sky diving or
You: well, fake your death - that's an option for sure
You: but why put family through that?
Stranger: that could be fun
Stranger: i don't have a family
Stranger: my parents died when i was 4
You: I mean die to all your own desires, spend your time helping other people and then you'll have people who care about you
You: sorry about the parents.
You: that sucks
Stranger: they were druggies anyway
You: well, sounds like youve got the inside track on what it's like to not have family.
You: bet there are lots of others out there who might need you
You: who don't have family either, you know?
Stranger: i guess
You: anyway, life is way too cool - stuff changes in an instant
You: it's just hard to deal w/ the loneliness
Stranger: yeah that's why i come on here
Stranger: no one who knows me wants to talk to me
You: then be a listener for a while.
Stranger: that's all i do
Stranger: sit and listen, but no one cares what i have to say
You: somebody told me once - look, you can always off yourself next week, or anytime you want. do something fun until then
You: what do you want to say?
You: do you write stuff down?
Stranger: yeah, but when people see it they make fun of me
You: that probably means they're just dicks
You: once you get to college, you find out that there are a whole lot of people who feel the same way you do
Stranger: gay like me?
Stranger: that's why everyone makes fun of me
You: people who laugh at your jokes
You: some of the most fun people I know are gay, are you kidding?
Stranger: yeah but it's highschool
Stranger: no one accepts it
You: I know. it sucks
You: but it's over soon
You: and then there's a huge world out there
You: are you in the Bible belt or something?
Stranger: that what?
You: the Bible Belt - the South - Texas, etc.
Stranger: no i'm in minnesota
You: okay
You: just grit your teeth, tell yourself what idiots they are and then get your revenge by living well
Stranger: i'll try that
Stranger: just make it through a few more years
Stranger: then things will look up
You: because believe me, nobody will give a shit if you kill yourself. that's what I had to come to terms with
You: it's YOUR life, you know?
You: You're the one who will care if you die or not.
You: and me too :-)
Stranger: yeah if i want to i can turn it around
You: of course you can
You: what's the worst that's happened so far?
You: I mean, you know, besides the um whole "no parents" thing
Stranger: the wrestling team caught me masturbating to gay porn in the school once
You: LOL - bad timing :-)
Stranger: i had to change schools i couldn't take the harassment any more
You: how did that work out?
Stranger: had to leave what few friends i had behind
You: sucks
You: want to do word association again?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: headphone diaper burger
You: freebie do that thiing
You: wonderschloss Spielburg tunes
Stranger: printmaster activity insructioncs
You: hovercraft in the bellybutton
You: not everyone can do that you know
Stranger: ditto onto during gotta yoyo
Stranger: i like to put things in my bellybutton
You: you're good at this - you should go into advertising
You: totebag summer fling lacrosse doohickkey
Stranger: spy fox soccer balled barbie
You: barbie wants a cookie
Stranger: cookies make me happy in the pants
You: okay. are you going to be okay, stranger?
Stranger: i think i will
Stranger: thanks to you
You: good.
You: I'll be thinking about you for a long time
Stranger: i think you've changed my life
You: somewhere you have someone who thinks you're great
Stranger: before this i wasn't feeling so good about myself
You: I think you're great
Stranger: thanks
You: you'll find other people who think you're great, I promise
Stranger: but i have to go eat now
You: watch for them. take care
Stranger: yeah bye, thanks again

[Coffee]

^^^
<3 U

[Brynn]

:)
"i have to go eat now."

a good sign, right?

[Brynn]

Hoooo-kay, new question of the day:

How are you emotionally different from the person you were that everyone knew in grade school and junior high?

[lukkucairi]

far less volatile.

[Anna]

different?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I used to be less emotional and more hopeful.

[zero]

qotweekend:

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b5fb9d7c1e95b94c1cfee0b2df6fe85837d696b3_m.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FKS/B7HL/FD80ONWQ/FKSB7HLFD80ONWQ.MEDIUM.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

http://weheartbooks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/front.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.aprendendojapones.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/flor2.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

Use it to create a new line in a care plan, incident report, infection control report or to set up a group activity like bingo.

[trisherina]

Robert Sabuda (http://www.robertsabuda.com/popmakesimple.asp)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

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[Stephi_B]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Cootie_catcher.jpg
& start a fortune teller business

[12"razormix]

http://www.craftsetcwholesale.com/assets/item/large/C1101.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Guess who wins? lurve it!!!

[lukkucairi]

hm (http://www.this-page-intentionally-left-blank.org/)

[Odbe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Odbe/Leunig-NightShift-311.jpg

[lukkucairi]

¿ is it time yet ?

http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/time-flies-clock-10-11-2006.gif

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Nah. And I should go back to sleep, too.

[Coffee]

Better now than never.

[Odbe]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

[Stephi_B]

Cannot say whether or not, for time's not only molten, but also disintegrated

http://albertusko.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/desintegracion_de_la_persistencia_de_la_memoria.jp g

but I'm cool with that, kinda....

[zero]

all the things she said 14 maybe 11

[Anna]

almost

[MoJoRiSin]

please refer to my earlier post

[Hyakujo's Fox]

QOTD20090412

How do you like your eggs?

[Frieda]

my own, non-fertilized

and to eat, either hard boiled, sliced on bread with a bit of mayo

orrrrrr fried, on both sides, with bacon, mushrooms and parmesan cheese and ketchup on the side

[Odbe]

Lots!

[zero]

http://www.ibrrc.org/images/albatross-l-stare.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

sunny side up

[trisherina]

Poached or over easy with plenty of yolk.

[Coffee]

Over easy, with toast to sop up the yolk.

[xfox]

Like this (http://www.thedigeratilife.com/images/russianeastereggs1.jpg)

[Jack Flanders]

yolky with buttered rye toast and a mimosa chaser

[madasacutsnake]

Mashed up with Heinz salad cream, salt and cracked pepper, in a sandwich with cress grown in my very own claw foot bath.

[MoJoRiSin]

:) mo likes egg salad
sandwiches too
(and omelets)

[Stephi_B]

mine: peacefully inside

in the morning: 5 min

otherwise: hard cooked, in slices on bread with tomato and yoghurt dressing

in winter, or when sick: curly in clear soup

[brightpearl]

in a delightful precious glorious morning breakfast taco con papas rancheras

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eOBTgTn007E/Ru_EWefvapI/AAAAAAAAAa8/vSvqDj5zapc/s400/tacoDSC_7048.JPG

[Coffee]

New?odeday

What is better, Pirates or Ninjas?

[madasacutsnake]

Pirates because there may be a busty wench opportunity.

[Stephi_B]

pirates! :)
(the old school ones from the Caribbean as well as the new ones with flip-flops and wee boats)
because of the anarchic momentum

[Marcus Bales]

Ninjas, because at least theoretically eastern martial arts are defensive, while pirates are just chaotic evil rapists.

[lukkucairi]

for kickassness, ninjas

for character, pirates

s'pose I'm more of a pirate, really

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/classics/pirate_house/Captain-Edward-Teach200.jpg

I grew up in the same neighborhood where this guy built a watchtower ~300 years before

then this guy rained on the parade:
http://www.thepirateking.com/images/bios_woodesrogers_statue.jpg

expulsis piratis restitutia commercia

[Stephi_B]

Klaus Störtebeker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_St%C3%B6rtebeker)

(most famous pirate of my whereabouts and sorta a Robin-Hood-of-the-Sea, there are statues of him and books, songs, films etc. about him, been once in a pub at the Baltic coast named after him: mmm tasty black beer in piratesque ambiente :))

[skip intro]

New?odeday

What is better, Pirates or Ninjas?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7997610.stm

:rolleyes:

[zero]

new!¿ where does your lap begin ?

[treekisser]

new!¿ where does your lap begin ?

Often, at mealtimes.

[madasacutsnake]

Created and maintained by cat.

[MoJoRiSin]

the lap top is dead--can i throw it across the room?

[Coffee]

The deep end of the pool.

[Stephi_B]

in the warmth

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/gallery/files/5/6/8/0/qotd.bmp

[Anna]

in the middle

[lukkucairi]

in the bathtub with Dr. Singha's patented mustard bath surrounding it

[Brynn]

all over what's nice

[Odbe]

It used to be more on my legs where the dog sits, but I find with a lap-top computer it is nice to prop it up on my tummy a bit so I guess that's my lap too now.

[zero]

new!


http://weheartit.com/images/20080608063822.jpg

¿?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

One day all that junk I squirrelled away might come in handy. :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

one day, when the seasons have danced their dance a million times and more, when the sun has become dimmer and dimmer and then finally that one single day, that cannot really be called a day, as shadows dissolve into a night that will last longer than ever, that one day, as the last human leaves the earth and takes a good long glance back at our earth mother, somewhere in the universe, a new star is born, and out of all the dust new planets will form, on that one day, that one last human will hear faint music in the distance, to which one day new seasons will dance once more.

[MoJoRiSin]

one day
you will see clearly

[lukkucairi]

one day the blinkies will pay for themselves...

[Coffee]

One day the quick reply feature on this board will be quicker than going advanced or simply using "reply".

[Anna]

you'll see...
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1681/oneday.jpg

[Brynn]

one day...two days...three days....it all depends on how much patience you've got.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

one day could make all the difference

[Odbe]

one day...

:)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

one day it'll all be over...

[Stephi_B]

One day is today, one day was yesterday, one day will be tomorrow.

One day is every day again.

:)

And then still I like nights more than days....

;)

[Brynn]

One day, a little boy came trotting down the lane, singing a song about his adorable new litter of puppies, which he carried in a big basket. Suddenly a big wind blew them all away forever. At home, the mother dog was sad. The end.

[brightpearl]

My friend T tells me that it is possible to make modeling clay out of dryer lint. I think all I do along these lines is use wooden clothespins for chip clips, and chopsticks to put my hair up.
qotd for Friday the 24:
Do you have any little everyday items that you recycle somehow, or use for some purpose other than their intended one?

[Odbe]

I can't think of any object I regularly recycle, but I like to make things. I made a paper towel dispenser out of a big twig and a piece of wire I found.
My ceramics teacher made clay-cutting wires with fishing line and the pull-rings from soft drink cans.
I have quite a mass of collected breath mint tins. Right now some are storing toothpicks, cotton buds and craft bits, but one day I will find the perfect use for them and use up the great big collection of them.

[Stephi_B]

Recycling we have to do: paper, glass, plastic, metal... though I am only really really consequent with paper. I have issues with recycling as I grew up with a recycling fanatic mother and step-sister - though it was usually me who had to wash the empty yoghurt cups etc (nowerdays the washing is obsolete), and sort in the PP, PE, PS and PET....

I too use wooden clothespins to close opened packs in the kitchen, further I use two turned around beerboxes with pillows on them as chairs for the kitchen table (which is actually a couch table) and two banana boxes for keeping 1) pots and pans and 2) durable food, spices (in a smaller box neatly arranged atop the big box) and other storage items.... yeah, my kitchen seems the place where I mostly use things for alternate purposes ;)

[zero]

i stopped buying contact lenses a while back - now instead i cut out wee circles of saran plastic wrap and press them on to my eyes

[Stephi_B]

^and do you see any strange things now? :D


Oh, and I forgot the silk scarf I bind back my curtain with, the curtain in the kitchen window, of course.

[zero]

... do you see any strange things now?

at first yes there were some aberrations at my peripherals but now i no longer get distracted from important deskwork matters because i use blinkers. well, when i say blinkers i mean two post-it notes, one stuck to each of my temples

[Stephi_B]

^Bless be unto the neon yellow post-it tree for giving us its sticky stripe bearing leaves :)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

i no longer get distracted from important deskwork matters because i use blinkers. well, when i say blinkers i mean two post-it notes, one stuck to each of my temples

good fellow, you're showing signs of being regional management material, keep it up.

[12"razormix]

Do you have any little everyday items that you recycle somehow, or use for some purpose other than their intended one? ^ #4913, 4915 and 4917 :)

[MoJoRiSin]

yes
twelve
inch
razormix
i agree : )

[lukkucairi]

I use bamboo skewers for mixing epoxy, but we never eat kebabs

I use a cold spoon and a bowl of ice to set hot glue

I keep the elastic bands from bunches of broccoli and use them for keeping my rolls of hookup wire from unwinding

I saved a hook from an old shower curtain and hung it by the kitchen sink - it helps me to clean my camelbak bladder

I go through zero's trash and save old bottles to make a wind organ with

[Frieda]

beer bottles for a temporary ashtray
clothespins for bags of chips and boxes and such
empty yogurt cups for putting the brushes in when painting
i cut the bottom off small bottles of mineral water and stick them in the plants on my balcony and fill them with water when i'm not around for a couple of days
ehh?

[MoJoRiSin]

a treasure trove
of these ideas can
be found
here ::

http://www.realsimple.com/work-life/101-new-uses-for-everyday-things-10000001030084/index.html

along the bottom
there are
more things
to click on
-besides lemons-

[Odbe]

?QOTD? Monday 27th April

But why is the rum gone?

[Brynn]

We rumbled too hard.

[lukkucairi]

I set it on fire (http://www.vagablonde.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/breakfast-at-brennans-012-1024x680.jpg)

[Frieda]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6330/deargodwhy.gif

they drank it

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

It all got consumed during the extensive practice of a dance which combines complex footwork with very pronounced hip movement.

[madasacutsnake]

Some bloke in a ute came by.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Look around and see who's blothered...

[Stephi_B]

:o

But I'm not blothered, only a little bit, but mostly I'm anti-bacterial in my throat now and my belly is warm :D

[Frieda]

ok i'll post the damn thing :rolleyes:

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[Frieda]

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[Frieda]

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[Odbe]

I set it on fire (http://www.vagablonde.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/breakfast-at-brennans-012-1024x680.jpg)

Is that guy cooking or exorcising something?

[brightpearl]

Joyce drank it all.

[lukkucairi]

Is that guy cooking or exorcising something?

he's exorcising the alcohol-demons so that Mormons can eat their Bananas Foster :p

[lukkucairi]

Joyce drank it all.
http://www.hsc.stonybrook.edu/som/psychiatry/images/SprafkinJoyce.JPG

damn that Joyce.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NEW!QOTD ¿What holiday do you think should be introduced and how should it be celebrated?

[Stephi_B]

the International No Particular Purpose Day

(ideally every Friday ;))

about whose celebration there's only one rule:

Do whatever you like with this free day!

[madasacutsnake]

Cheese Day.

Every-one brings along a complimentary cheese wheel and takes liberties with it.

[xfox]

I like that^ :)

[Bman]

January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December Fools day.

[zero]

global day of reckoning - we dance in the dust & rubble

[Frieda]

jean-luc xavier day-- on which we celebrate aesthetic baldness

[Anna]

the International No Particular Purpose Day
(ideally every Friday ;))
about whose celebration there's only one rule:
Do whatever you like with this free day!

good reasons (http://www.theoildrum.com/node/2996)

[lukkucairi]

mustard bath day

mustard baths, and other mustard-related activities

[trisherina]

Mini cupcake day, when you celebrate by making mini vanilla cupcakes. Nonpareils optional.

[Coffee]

Solar Time day, during which we celebrate the fact that anytime somewhere it is 4:20 ST.

[Brynn]

March 20th - National Fred Rogers Day
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/mister-rogers.jpg

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"Won't You Be My Neighbor?" Day (http://www.fci.org/neighbor/)http://rlv.zcache.com/its_a_beautiful_day_tshirt-p2355837814529288173orl_400.jpg

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and of course, this classic :) :
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[Jack Flanders]

^ I second that. Bless that man. RIP

Frederick Law Olmsted Day!! Design a garden, plant it and then nurture it.

[zero]

NEW!Q


¿when are you?

[brightpearl]

No.

Wait..

I mean yes.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Now. Here.

[Anna]

in the future, but I'll be back soon.

[lukkucairi]

five minutes ago, generally

[Marcus Bales]

What's your theory about why Hyassumpsit Fox is not judging the Dictionary Game?

[Stephi_B]

^(a) to test your nerves; (b) time instabilities in Hfox's where

NEW!Q


¿when are you?

between now and then and somewhen groovy

[Brynn]

When am I?

Whenever I feel like it, that's when.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What's your theory about why Hyassumpsit Fox is not judging the Dictionary Game?

He's been assumpsat by the avalanche of definitions and hasn't recovered yet.

[Marcus Bales]

Has anyone actually been conversing with Hyassumpsit Fox?

[lukkucairi]

nope :(

[topcat]

its tomorrow in australia so check back yesterday and maybe it will be done.

[zero]

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npvQ3M3WaPA)

[madasacutsnake]

Has anyone actually been conversing with Hyassumpsit Fox?

Not for a bit. Occasionally he has to go walkabout for a week or so though.

[Brynn]

I dreamed that he was enjoying a milkshake with Heath Bar Crunch in it. Is that helpful?

[zero]

NEW!qot d

what is something lucrative that i could grow in 180,000 square feet of warehouse space? (not drugs)

[trisherina]

peas

[Frieda]

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[Frieda]

or kipple, of course. totally self-supporting.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

a very long beard - attempt a Guinness world record!

[MoJoRiSin]

^ question :: do you mean literally g r o w ?

if not, what about start preparing it as a poor house ?


Sign me up to be one of the staff! : )

When can i start?

[Stephi_B]

music(ians) and other art(ists)

& may I be the manager of your club/commune/etc? :) please! :)

[Stephi_B]

Oh you said lucrative.... then some experimental gene-manipulated crop thing maybe.

[brightpearl]

http://daddytypes.com/archive/geddes_flowerpots.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

Saffron.

[Frieda]

didn`t know they were planning to build walls around scotland by the way, i thought that was more of a middle-eastern thing to do :confused:

[zero]

well when we were picts we built a wall to keep the romans out - it worked!!

[lukkucairi]

individually addressable RGB LEDs

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[zero]

^is that beavis and butt-head we can hear off-camera being amused by the fairylights?

[lukkucairi]

^ actually, it sounds a lot like my friend Jared :confused:

perhaps we should grow quasicrystals instead...

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[lukkucairi]

nonono, I take it all back...

dodecahedrons :D

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[Stephi_B]

^love:)



nQ: How many %?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Answers that require math skills freak me out. :eek: *runs away*

[zero]

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[Stephi_B]

60% cocoa!

[madasacutsnake]

60% personality disorder

40% substance abuse

But I'd really have to have a professional's take on it. Preferably a professional who would never give a medical clearance for work, ever.

[Brynn]

100% worth it

[brightpearl]

I have a friend who says 100% is a source of boundless energy, but that 95% is exhausting.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907182_ef25ba42de.jpg
Perhaps kitty has given 110%.

[MoJoRiSin]

x>1%
x>.1
x>.01

[trisherina]

I'd have to express that as a percentile. Damn you, psychometry. Damn you all to

[Hyakujo's Fox]

100% is my success rate on FreeCell when my lazy moves don't lead me to failure.

[Odbe]

99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...%

[lukkucairi]

today? about 2.71828182845904523536%

[brightpearl]

qotd for Wednesday, the May 13th.

What were the names of the seven dwarves again? I think I can only remember six of them.

Inkin, Blinkin, Banana Peel, Itchy, Kevin, Muscles, and...

[treekisser]

Bitchy

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Gormless, everybody always forgets Gormless.

[zero]

huffypuffygrunty

[brightpearl]

^No, no...those are the 3 billy goats gruff.

[Stephi_B]

Detlef

[lukkucairi]

Elvis