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l'azizza
09-28-2007, 03:32 AM
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World's biggest disappointment.

Most amount of Guiness vomited in a single evening.

Most papercuts on tongue.

Longest crying jag.

Most motor oil in blood stream.

Most bran flakes up nose.

Weirdest intestine.

Most prescriptions.

Dances most like a librarian.

Most tarantulas in pants.

Sitting next to drunkest driver.

Glibbest.

Least special and/or record-worthy.

Most like a tomato.

Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.

Most distended hernia.

Longest time in a headlock.

Lowest blood sugar.

Most lutefisk eaten in one sitting.

Biggest tapeworm.

Most simultaneous skin irritations.

Largest single surge vomit, by weight.

Largest single surge vomit, by volume.

Longest period spent living with mother.

Most words spelled.

Most criminal negligence charges dodged.

Largest throat.

Deepest hole in backyard.

Most threatening letters sent to the Times.

Most dog poop scooped.

Most winning lotto tickets lost.

Most vertebrae fused.

Loudest birth.

Most bar fights started over the lyrics of Bob Dylan songs.

Most viewings of Ishtar.

Most failed attempts at breaking a Guinness World Record.

Strongest ties to overbearing Ethnic mother.

Longest hair (singular).
Worst.

This thread was inspired by MB and is dedicated to BP and others like her that need a little funny/ silly/ goofy/ gross in their lives.

l'azizza
09-28-2007, 03:34 AM
Most dislocated bones.

l'azizza
09-28-2007, 03:36 AM
Largest body surface area covered in scabs.

Odbe
09-28-2007, 05:23 AM
Highest density of pimples on skin.

l'azizza
09-30-2007, 03:12 AM
Most profuse sweater.

Hyakujo's Fox
09-30-2007, 05:20 AM
longest wait for a bulletin.zefrank.com page load

brightpearl
09-30-2007, 10:35 PM
thanks for this thread, l'az. :D

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longest "dry spell"

T.I.P.
10-01-2007, 05:59 AM
noisiest colleagues

l'azizza
10-01-2007, 11:44 AM
Largest collection of genital warts.

brightpearl
10-01-2007, 08:46 PM
biggest tooth

T.I.P.
10-02-2007, 04:12 AM
biggest number of nipples

brightpearl
10-09-2007, 06:53 PM
most plastic kitchen utensils inadvertently melted in a single evening

Angry Kid Hoyt
10-29-2007, 04:30 PM
Hairiest nostrils

Most pus from single pimple

lapietra
10-29-2007, 07:56 PM
cheesiest body odor

lapietra
10-29-2007, 07:57 PM
most friends alienated

lapietra
10-29-2007, 07:59 PM
most threads killed

Hyakujo's Fox
10-29-2007, 07:59 PM
cheesiest body

lapietra
10-29-2007, 08:00 PM
slowest on the uptake :p ;)

Hyakujo's Fox
10-29-2007, 08:02 PM
most witty comebacks preempted by others :p

lapietra
10-29-2007, 08:05 PM
most self-aggrandizing and -congratulatory

biggest douchebag

top self-flaggelator

most apologies needed within the shortest time period

brightpearl
10-29-2007, 08:26 PM
most skin

Hyakujo's Fox
10-29-2007, 09:59 PM
least skin

brightpearl
10-29-2007, 10:01 PM
^Doood, that's worse than mine. :eek: Yeech!



longest mole hair

Angry Kid Hoyt
10-30-2007, 01:12 PM
Most gland-like personality:o

Most mucus produced within a 24 hour peroid

l'azizza
10-30-2007, 07:17 PM
^ objective rather than sub, please.

Least number of finger/ toe nails.

T.I.P.
10-30-2007, 07:20 PM
biggest lower jaw

brightpearl
10-31-2007, 10:40 AM
longest toe

lapietra
10-31-2007, 12:13 PM
most [insert personality disorder here]

seebe
11-03-2007, 08:20 PM
Loudest swishing noise of thighs rubbing together when walking.

l'azizza
11-03-2007, 11:04 PM
Largest area of callouses on inner thighs.

auntie aubrey
11-04-2007, 01:30 AM
most vestigial organs.

T.I.P.
11-04-2007, 02:35 AM
longest consecutive time spent inside office

seebe
11-04-2007, 01:05 PM
Most times having unprotected sex with complete strangers.

Tunesmith
11-04-2007, 02:20 PM
most insects accidentally eaten

Tunesmith
11-04-2007, 02:23 PM
largest wad of Kleenex accumulated over the course of a single cold

Tunesmith
11-04-2007, 02:26 PM
this one's a two parter:

greatest number of racist comments made in one hour
and
most people offended by a single racist comment

Tunesmith
11-04-2007, 02:27 PM
biggest lolcat collection

Hyakujo's Fox
11-20-2007, 11:49 AM
most pathetic noxx

Coffee
11-20-2007, 02:04 PM
Most STD's picked up in a week.

l'azizza
11-20-2007, 02:42 PM
Thickest hairball coughed up by a humanoid.

Master_Jedi
11-25-2007, 05:46 AM
largest ingrown toenail

l'azizza
12-01-2007, 02:27 AM
Largest mound of uncooked potatoes in front yard.

lukkucairi
12-01-2007, 05:05 AM
longest period without being able to breathe out of right nostril

l'azizza
12-09-2007, 07:51 PM
"Man gets hit by car, sets world record "

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22157250/?GT1=10645

MSN has the strangest headlines, they really draw me in.

l'azizza
01-05-2008, 01:03 AM
Oiliest ducts.

l'azizza
01-05-2008, 01:05 AM
Least amount of insulation in one's home.

Marcus Bales
01-05-2008, 01:45 AM
longest sexual coupling without orgasm

Earthling
01-06-2008, 12:36 AM
shortest sexual coupling with orgasm

trisherina
01-06-2008, 03:46 AM
earliest peaker

Marcus Bales
01-07-2008, 01:33 AM
most romance novels written

T.I.P.
01-07-2008, 08:30 PM
earliest flight departure time

YsaPur EsChomuw
02-25-2008, 07:04 AM
the highest number of dreams deferred

Angry Kid Hoyt
02-25-2008, 04:58 PM
largest piece of food stuck in teeth for an entire workday.

Marcus Bales
02-27-2008, 12:08 PM
number of avatar thefts

Angry Kid Hoyt
02-27-2008, 12:27 PM
Most Bitter Victim of Avatar Theft

Marcus Bales
02-27-2008, 01:21 PM
Most Flagrant Mocker of Victims of Avatar Theft

YsaPur EsChomuw
02-28-2008, 03:40 AM
The highest number of contracted STD


We ran out of condoms last night, but I turned some inside out and washed them on the advice of Hoyt and Ysapur, but do you know what? They slip off because there's still oils and lubricants on what used to be the outside! So there we were ... what? What?


Marcus, please, please don't derive your ideas of evening fun from the thread of extremely misguided notions! The world needs unlikey visual poets...

Marcus Bales
02-28-2008, 04:29 PM
Longest association by a non-visual poet with visual poets. And crap, I own it.

l'azizza
03-18-2008, 02:35 PM
Longest unrelenting series of Charlie Horses.

lukkucairi
04-30-2008, 05:49 PM
most telemarketing-interrupted dinners

brightpearl
04-30-2008, 11:32 PM
loudest cat

Marcus Bales
05-01-2008, 08:36 AM
longest cat-fight

Brynn
05-25-2008, 03:31 AM
longest cat

trisherina
05-25-2008, 11:39 AM
most importunate

lukkucairi
05-29-2008, 09:17 AM
most obscure and persistent Bee Gees ohrwurm

Brynn
05-29-2008, 03:22 PM
most blutwurst eaten in a movie theatre while watching Chariots of Fire

Brynn
10-27-2008, 01:04 AM
most threads killed :o

magdalen
10-31-2008, 11:50 AM
unfinest hour :(