This is the thread where everyone is random.

[zenbabe]

YUM!!!!!!!!!

;)

[malina]

YUM!!!
Originally posted by lapietra
http://www.mariannestone.com/hollywood/dickiec-callum_blue.jpg

[lapietra]

Yeah... and that pic doesn't even do him justice. He's on a show (on cable) called "Dead Like Me" - I swear, every scene he's in - my friend Monica & I just swoon every time he appears :D
Great actor, by the way. ;)

[Frieda]

yay Osbournes marathon on tv tonight!

[Frieda]

it is night, silly! i love the osbournes!

[Frieda]

yeah, but they took it off the cable here. fvckers.

i love the osbournes, it reminds me of my own family a couple of years ago.

[Hermione]

Lifetime.. television made for women..

[priceyfatprude]

This guy Rob on Date Plate is fvcking hottttttt. Fvck the Plate, let's get to the Date!

[malina]

shark boxers

[fodder]

if i was a guy i'd wear black silk boxers with red and orange flames on them, or lips

[agentsmith]

if you were a guy, moel, id kick your ass.

[agentsmith]

haha...i thought so.

[fodder]

i'm just sitting here and it's getting dark outside and i should be studying

[agentsmith]

study, you fool! (did i just say that?)

[fodder]

i guess
i have to eat dinner first

[agentsmith]

studying is more important than food.

[fodder]

if you're starving and you try to study you wont learn anything

but thanks, i studied

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by moel
i miss my banana

[priceyfatprude]

I need me a banana. In more ways than one. It would improve my mood, doncha think?

[lapietra]

I love malina's new avatar.

[malina]

:D

[AllegroNg]

Yeah, but what is her avatar? They look like.. ahem.. lips of some sort.

(It's pirty whatever it is!:D )

[Frieda]

guess what? i seem to have banana boxers! wow.. i wonder how they got here..

[Frieda]

i think this dude did it
http://www.yeaveley-estate.co.uk/images/magician.jpg

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
sap
do you have any idea what that means in dutch?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
of course i do
well?

[Frieda]

what does it mean? huh?? HUH??

[Frieda]

poo on you!

[Hermione]

So my brother started UCI on friday. He likes it. It is afraid he won't make friends though. Did you guys make friends easily when you were in college? He is shy so he is really trying to come out of his "shell" and talk to people, but he said most of them are unfriendly. Anyone have any advice? It would be much appreciated.

I went over to UCI to have lunch with him today. I had the biggest headache with I came home. I took a nap and now I feel like all weird. I think I'm getting sickk:(

[priceyfatprude]

The Bears SUCK!!!!!!

THE PACK IS BACK!

[rapscalious rob]

Yes, please.

[priceyfatprude]

It must be Sunday, for I am wearing holey underwear.

[Frieda]

my god my kitchen is a mess! :eek:

[bealeblues]

in 39 minutes, it's miller time

[RuneT]

My nose is dripping and i sneeze all the damn time. I hope that mean that the snow is coming.

[zenbabe]

Jesus Titties is a tease.

[priceyfatprude]

No kidding.

[priceyfatprude]

NYC is always right. I hate that about her. I do. :D

I LOVE YOU MS MARGUERITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bliss once again. *sigh*

[rapscalious rob]

Man! I had the weirdest dream. It was really long and involved, but since it was over fourteen hours ago, I can hardly remember any of it now. I remembered it clearly when I awoke, though.

moel was in it, as an evil double-agent. Also, there was a part where I was delivering food to a run-down old house in middle of a big field in the middle of nowhere. And there was another part where there were all these women in a room, like a school gymnasium, and a was talking with them, but didn’t know any of them.

Whatever. I’ll never make sense of it now. Sorry, brain!

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob

...an evil double-agent.

theres 2 of me?

[rapscalious rob]

Only you can answer that question.

[rmr]

I'm missing the season finale of Paradise Hotel because of the god damn Cubs game.....I'm pissed.....I'm REALLY pissed.

God is there anything you can do?? Like make it rain in Atlanta.....because I need my "two tickets to paradise, so pack your bags and leave tonight........................."

[bealeblues]

PRIORITIES DAMMIT, PRIORITIES. THEY'RE YOUR CUBS, AFTER ALL.....

SOME OF US WOULD GIVE A LEFT TESTICLE TO HAVE OUR TEAM IN THE FVCKING PLAYOFFS. UNGRATEFUL BEE-YOTCH!

[rmr]

sorry, but i want to find out what happens to my girl Charla.........i stopped watching the cubs when they traded Mark Grace....I will forever be loyal to Mark Grace.......he retired on Saturday and I'll still be forever loyal to Mark Grace.

Man, one time I had seats right at the dug out and I was there with this client of mine and MARK GRACE came out and started streching, you know touching his toes and stuff, butt right in my face (well kind of) and my face turned all red and I couldn't speak.......my client and I bonded that day because, um, HE, felt the same way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean MARK GRACE.......................MAN................"wholesome thoughts, Rims, wholesome thoughts"

[Hermione]

Statistics quiz tomorrow as well as a Spanish test. Almost done with my homework. I really need to do other things besides studying..


I took a nice long nap today.. two hours.. it was heaven.

[lapietra]

what a cute little kiss-face... :)

I wonder why I never got into Joy Division, New Order (I know, same guys - but a different band :)) and Bauhaus before, when they were "current" bands. Damn, that's good music. I mean, I know why ('cos I had really immature taste in music back then) but why *now*?

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092803/more-than-one-eye.gif

[Frieda]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

!!

[Hermione]

I feel sickk

[priceyfatprude]

If you are home sick, none of your friends are on IM.

[Perky Pat]

mermaid suit (http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook2003/F4O2054.htm) Only $10,000 from Nieman Marcus.

"The custom-designed prosthetic suit fits over the hips and envelopes the legs, creating an extremely realistic blend of female and fish... Our exclusive package also includes a consultation and custom fitting for your suit, expert training in how to swim in it, maintenance and care instructions, and a do-it-yourself repair kit for small touch-ups"

[bealeblues]

what do you think the shipping cost to norway is?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
mermaid suit (http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook2003/F4O2054.htm) Only $10,000 from Nieman Marcus. If this was aqua, I'd buy it.

*hangs head in shame*

[dinzdale]

When will this day ever end??????

[bealeblues]

hour and twenty-four minutes.

[malina]

NEVER

i have 700 messages in my inbox!

I WANT ALCOHOL !!!

BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEE !!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Let me drink until I have to walk with my head tilted back to avoid spilling any as I stagger home....

[bealeblues]

http://www.danball.com/images/absolut.jpg

[dinzdale]

40 minutes to go .....

[bealeblues]

i've been in a drunk call prevention therapy program. i'm doing quite well, thankyouverymuch

[bealeblues]

not really. 95% of the time i flatly refuse to take it with me "t'pub". 4% of the time i'm too bombed to remember how to work it. the other 1% is statistical error.

[dinzdale]

20 minutes.....

[bealeblues]

fvck it. i'm leaving in 5

[dinzdale]

Save me one ....:(

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by bealeblues
4% of the time i'm too bombed to remember how to work it. hahahahaha, this is not a problem for some here.

[Hermione]

I am soo glad it's friday.

I got my packet for Mock Trial.. another exciting year of playing the part of an attorney..:rolleyes:

[lapietra]

Ya know... ye've jest *got* ta love the Dinz.
*shakes head and laughs*

[Frieda]

when i was going home last night at 5.30 am they were already building up the market where i left my car.. it was surrounded by market stalls.. :D fortunately i didn´t get a ticket!

[lapietra]

boymI glad I don't have to drive home. Double vision. Scotch is alurvely thrink.

[smellyrayzin]

i want to build a mini city out of saltine crackers and peanut butter.


then.. if we get bored, or hungry, we can play godzilla!!


wee! :cool:

[AllegroNg]

Lala that was my dream! If you do drive, do so carefully, and WEAR A SEATBELT!!! I wuv woo!

[Hermione]

I'm sleepy..

[priceyfatprude]

That panda baby is farking adorable.

[malina]

heeeeeeeeelp. heeeeeeeeeeeeelp. beales is sick. he's drinking water. heeeeeeelp!

[dinzdale]

Ewwww....fish piss in that stuff.....

[bealeblues]

i wondered why i smelled ammonia....

[dinzdale]

That's the stuff your secretary uses to disinfect the garbage you hand her.....

[bealeblues]

nope. not going to say it.

[dinzdale]

That's NICE and restrained. Very NICE and well mannered.
So glad you didnt paNIC Everyone with something not NICE.

[Frieda]

my head hurts!

[slurpeedemon]

Everybody's in a lovely sassy mood today. Good reading. :D

[Frieda]

hey! one of those white tigers bit roy! i remember those tigers pissing against the glass when i was in the mirage in vegas.. silly cats.

here's something from the mirage's website:


A Message From Siegfried

All of us in the Siegfried & Roy family are deeply saddened by Roy's injury at last Friday's performance. Roy remains in stable but critical condition at University Medical Center in Las Vegas.

For more than four decades, I have had the great privilege of standing at the side of this remarkable man, and I will continue to do so during this very challenging time. We are grateful and overwhelmed with the tremendous support we have received from around the world, and ask for your continued prayers and reflections.

-- Siegfried

[dinzdale]

Seigfried and the white tiger now have something in common......

They both know what Roy tastes like.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Seigfried and the white tiger now have something in common......

They both know what Roy tastes like.
:D

more jokes! :D more!


(sorry roy)

[bealeblues]

ohmyfvcking god.

that's the second time today i lost my water while reading posts....

[beckstra]

let him kiss me with the kisses of his lips.

[zenbabe]

OMG DINZ!! FRIEDA!

hAHAHAHHAHA!

Poor roy, but that bitch was just straight up tired of taking orders...!

side note: I got a new leather jacket today..:D

[priceyfatprude]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831567_ebutpsycho.gif" border="0" alt="cute but psycho"><br>you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You<br>adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,<br>you might not have it all, but there are worse
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

[zenbabe]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041829460_lllikebutt.gif" border="0" alt="you smell like butt"><br>congratulations. you are the "you smell like<br>butt" bunny. your brutally honest and<br>always say whats on your mind.

[zenbabe]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041829460_lllikebutt.gif" border="0" alt="you smell like butt"><br>congratulations. you are the "you smell like<br>butt" bunny. your brutally honest and<br>always say whats on your mind.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

[rapscalious rob]

http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831264_skissmyass.gif
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything. You must be so proud.

[dinzdale]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041832080_teyousobad.gif" border="0" alt="I hate you so bad"><br>you are the "I hate you so bad" happy<br>bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your<br>not ashamed of it.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

[malina]

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831567_ebutpsycho.gif
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You adorable, but a little out there. It's alright, you might not have it all, but there are worse.

[bealeblues]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041832080_teyousobad.gif" border="0" alt="I hate you so bad"><br>you are the "I hate you so bad" happy<br>bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your<br>not ashamed of it.

[malina]

*kissies!*

[Cizzle]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831264_skissmyass.gif" border="0" alt="kiss my ass2"><br>congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy<br>bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.<br>You must be so proud
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>


Heh

[Perky Pat]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38374000/jpg/_38374941_darko_150a.jpg

Congratulations. Your are that incredibly sinister and disturbing rabbit-entity from the film "Donnie Darko". You must be very sick indeed.

[azur]

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831264_skissmyass.gif

[Hermione]

Came home early from school today. feel very ill.. oh well.

how is your day?

[dinzdale]

Better than yours, that's for sure.....

[azur]

too much kadarka

[Frieda]

right here in amsterdam a woman got killed yesterday because she stole some beer and dog food from a supermarket. the supermarket guys ran after her and beat her up, the ambulance came and she died in the hospital.

it's sad, isn't it?

[Frieda]

oh, and:
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041832080_teyousobad.gif
you are the "I hate you so bad" happy bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your not ashamed of it.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by frieda
right here in amsterdam a woman got killed yesterday because she stole some beer and dog food from a supermarket. the supermarket guys ran after her and beat her up, the ambulance came and she died in the hospital.

and if that happened here in the US, her rightful heir would file a wrongful death/survivorship action and would collect millions.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
and if that happened here in the US, her rightful heir would file a wrongful death/survivorship action and would collect millions.
and if that happens here, the 15-17 year old boys that did it will get 2 years of youth detention and 100 hours work for the government and her rightful heir will get nothing but the graveyard costs!

isn't that awesome? no, i guess not.

[bealeblues]

here, the supermarket would pay b/c the employees were on duty at the time, so under respondeat superior, the store is liable for the actions of its employees. i would argue that beating a shoplifter to death is not part of the job duties, but that's the defense lawyer in me.....

the heirs would still get a lot of money

[Frieda]

hehe you'd hate it here as a defense lawyer! it's such a different system!

[bealeblues]

shite... i hate it here as a defense lawyer....

[Frieda]

:D

see? it can always be worse!

[rmr]

LOL.....i know what you're saying.....boy do i know what you're saying.

ok....i'm pretty proud of myself......I can finally afford to take the parents out for dinner......thank you GOD....for getting me a god damn job!!!!!!!!!

[slurpeedemon]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831567_ebutpsycho.gif" border="0" alt="cute but psycho"><br>you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You<br>adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,<br>you might not have it all, but there are worse
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

[priceyfatprude]

My dog is on Prednisone for an earache.

[fodder]

uh oh. my boyfriend was on that for having bullous pemphigoid. that stuff is bad

[rmr]

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041832080_teyousobad.gif" border="0" alt="I hate you so bad"><br>you are the &quot;I hate you so bad&quot; happy<br>bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your<br>not ashamed of it.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">which happy bunny are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>

[rapscalious rob]

I fvcking spilled a little boiling hot water on my foot when I was making pasta tonight. Took 3 Advils, applied ice, learned that I’m not supposed to apply ice (oh, well), applied sterile gauze pad. Now I’m waiting for the analgesics to take effect so I can fvcking sleep.

I think I’ll go add to my “fake blog.” That ought to distract me.

Maybe I’ve pissed off God by pretending to be the almighty one.

[dinzdale]

Never hold your farts in....they travel up your spine to your brain, and that's when you get shitty ideas.

[rapscalious rob]

that’s news to me, dinz.

[Frieda]

why the hell am i watching saved by the bell??

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
that’s news to me, dinz.

You cant argue with sound logic Robbo

[bealeblues]

i hate people....

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i hate people....
is that news??

[bealeblues]

maybe the sarcasm doesn't translate over the pond....

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
maybe the sarcasm doesn't translate over the pond....
right, attack me on my weak spot.. just when i'm very innocently watching Walker, Texas Ranger.

[slurpeedemon]

Will I never learn never to ask questions I don't want to know the answer to... *sigh*

[bealeblues]

last time i checked, there was nothing innocent about you, frieda.

but i mean that in a good way.

and you have walker dubbed in dutch???

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
last time i checked, there was nothing innocent about you, frieda.

but i mean that in a good way.

and you have walker dubbed in dutch???
ha! i'm very innocent. yes.

nope, nothing is dubbed in dutch except cartoons and the tel sell commercials..

[slurpeedemon]

this makes me happy :)

http://www.mariannestone.com/Parakimonos.jpg

[bealeblues]

why the fvck can we not say 'cheerleader'

edited to add: i tried to put it in my user text, but it bleeped it out

[Red Princess]

maybe you were typing 'cheerleader' but you were thinking something else and it KNEW

[fodder]

ze should make a movie thread :D

[fodder]

HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

[zenbabe]

Judge Judy kind of looks like Nancy Reagan.

[zenbabe]

http://www.driko.org/largepics/mrt_nancy.jpg

[moel]

http://www.moleplace.com/images/Dance1.jpg

[lapietra]

awwwwthecutelittlefurrydoodle....

[rapscalious rob]

Aw, lala-- why’d you have to go and quote that?
I’m on dialup. The stewpid connection is not 56K, even though they call it that and my modem can theoretically support that. No, its, like 2K. Why 2K? Ugh.


Where the heck is everyone?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) -- Nokia on Thursday pointed the finger at unauthorized, counterfeit batteries after another of its phones exploded and burnt its user, the third such case in two months, and said original batteries sold with its phones were safe.

The world's largest mobile phone maker said earlier a young Vietnamese woman was hospitalized with burns after her mobile phone apparently exploded.
this happened in the netherlands too, a 15 year old boy had the phone in his pocket, when it exploded and caught fire, the boy has severe burns. this was an ORIGINAL battery exploding!!

[RuneT]

I think it's a conspiracy. Nokia want to kill every one of us. They just need some more adjustments to the battery and whenever then want you go kaboooom!

Nokia headquarters:

Nokia worker 1:
Heh, henh, henh, henh
Hey dude, let’s kill someone

Nokia worker 2:
Huh, huhhuhuh."
Yeah, let’s kill someone
Bring up the active user list

Nokia worker 1:
hehe, henh, henh, henh
What about this guy? Hehehe hehehe. His name is like really stupid.

Nokia worker 2:
Huhuhuhuh!
Yeah, let’s kill him!
Huhuh self destruct message away!
Huh huh heh huh hunh.

Nokia worker 1:
That was cool, henh henh
when we killed that dork, Heh heh hmm henh

Nokia worker 2:
Huh huh, huh huh huh huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh huh huh, huh huh huh.

[bealeblues]

i feel like complete shite today.

[dinzdale]

You deserve it.

No sympathy here for the overindulgent.

[bealeblues]

funny thing is, i didn't engage in jack shite last night. karma's a dirty rotten whore.

[dickieC]

You're only making it worse for yourself, Beale. Don't swear at karma.

[bealeblues]

fvck karma. she did this to me, and penicillin won't cure it.

[dickieC]

:Sends positive Friday-style vibes to LA:

[malina]

sends http://www.hi-ho.ne.jp/jaz-t/img/sunny.gif http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230168167.jpg and http://www.medichest.com/Images/519728.jpg to beales

[bealeblues]

you gotta love the queen of all things tundra

[dinzdale]

Why?

[bealeblues]

she's your smurfporn mummy-- are you disrespecting her?

[dinzdale]

I love her in a pure porn smurf / mother way that you wouldnt understand. It is your deviant perversion and your sordid sexual disfunction that I question - is it worthy of sympathy, when clearly it a ruse to catch her unaware and force your repugnance upon my blue XXX mummy.

[malina]

is it a full moon again ??

[bealeblues]

originally posted by smurfdale
I love her in a pure porn smurf / mother way

and you're saying I have a sexual dysfunction????

[bealeblues]

i love roadhouse blues. play that while i'm drinking, and i'm almost guaranteed to jump on the pool table and start singing....

word of warning.....

[azur]

Originally posted by nycwriters
HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) -- Nokia on Thursday pointed the finger at unauthorized, counterfeit batteries after another of its phones exploded and burnt its user, the third such case in two months, and said original batteries sold with its phones were safe.
The world's largest mobile phone maker said earlier a young Vietnamese woman was hospitalized with burns after her mobile phone apparently exploded.

and

Originally posted by frieda
this happened in the netherlands too, a 15 year old boy had the phone in his pocket, when it exploded and caught fire, the boy has severe burns. this was an ORIGINAL battery exploding!!

what type of Nokia it was??!! :eek: :confused:

[dinzdale]

A Finnish one.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by azur
what type of Nokia it was??!! :eek: :confused:
this one: the 5210
http://www.mobilemania.de/handy+pda/handys/nokia/5210/5210.jpg

[dinzdale]

Damn....I knew that was it......
I've been going around saying "People in glass houses shouldnt have sex on the carpet"

I feel so stupid now:o

[priceyfatprude]

Kinda hard for the drapes to match the carpeting when there is no carpeting.

[zenbabe]

I am going to be filthy rich when I finally invent that device that lets me stab people in the face over the internet!

[bealeblues]

be sure that you have a "click" link where the victim clicks it willingly ("click here for a free prize") so you can claim victim suicide as a defense in your criminal trials....

[zenbabe]

Yeah, will have a disable cookies feature as well...

[rapscalious rob]

[Jack Handey]There’s more wisdom to a single drop of rain than there is
in all of the books of all of the libraries in the world…

no! Wait! Did I say rain?
I meant super-concentrated brain juice!![/Jack Handey]

[malina]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[moel]

.. bet you can't wait to stuff it!

[malina]

bend over! i'll stuff you!

[fodder]

weird-o

[RuneT]

witch one? I can think off so many!

[fodder]

perhaps new members should be forced to earn our respect before we give it away like hippies :eek:

[RuneT]

yeah they should be forced to go with the flow and not ask any questions. Then we could separate them into different layers of worthyness.

Oh, and we should take advantage of them.

:D

[fodder]

woop to that honk

[malina]

i hate my ****ing sumbitch computer !!!

[zenbabe]

Night vision monoculars are fun! I just saw a guy getting a blowjob down the street!

[zenbabe]

http://www.tgrsolution.net/zoo/images/treetigr.jpg

[malina]

just because

http://www.culturadeuropa.it/accessibile/img/cinema_img/dolcevita.jpg

[Frieda]

dammit, i wish star trek was on tonight

[AllegroNg]

I cut my hair:)

[fodder]

post a pickchur?

[dinzdale]

That wasnt a very nice thing to do, Francis.

I'll be watching......

[rmr]

i'm having a hard time with today.

[dinzdale]

Juat today Rims, or reality in general?

[malina]

reality is the root of all evil !

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rmr
i'm having a hard time with today.

me too.

[rmr]

ok, good. at least we're not alone then.

[bealeblues]

nope.

[dinzdale]

Atta boy Tiger !

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Atta boy Tiger !


NOW WHAT THE FARK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HI!

[bealeblues]

mine has nothing to do with tigers.

[lapietra]

random.... ;)

zlobal goo...

[dinzdale]

This is the thread where everybody is random.


Dont question it. He knows.

[lapietra]

there is a wicked and twisted method to this madness :eek:

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Juat today Rims, or reality in general?

I just saw this.....today's pretty bad.....i feel sooooo anxious and i'm not sure why. I really just want to go home and go back to bed.


FARK!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Go home before THEY get you !!!




FART !

[lapietra]

too much coffee usually does that to me...

[dinzdale]

Paranoia or flatulence?

[lapietra]

yes

[rmr]

both......damn, you ARE a wise man.

Zippity Doo Dah Zippity A....my o my what a wonderful day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Dont worry Rims....it's probably premature Cubbie pains.

[rmr]

:eek:

[rmr]

I'm so bored....would someone please do something???? please and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

I AM doing something....I'm just not telling you what it is.

[rmr]

SOMETIMES I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

What about the other times?

You want to huuuuuuuggg me
You want to kiiiiiiiiiiissss me
Because you looooove me
You want to daaaaaate me


:)

[rmr]

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you're not supposed to talk about those times..........:)

[dinzdale]

'K


Right let's pick on someone and cause a fight.....nah we do that every day......I'm bored too :(

[rmr]

we could also pick on beale??

[dinzdale]

He's not very nice today.....I think he was bitten by a gator on saturday.

[bealeblues]

isn't that getting boring too?

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
isn't that getting boring too?

Nope, but thanks for asking!!!!!!!!!

[bealeblues]

then fark off

[dinzdale]

JOJ....:)



Okay, now where's Herring-breath, Frank, Edam-face, Priceless, Nyke, Ordinaryveg, Mool , dePilator, agentstiffey and all the other wankers?

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
then fark off

Nice try you arsehole!!!!

YOU FARK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[rapscalious rob]

I just got off tetracycline and what do I get? A farking throat infection. This sucks a$$. I sound like the swamp thing.

[rapscalious rob]

When a dog can’t decide if it wants to bark or fart, it splits the difference and farks.

[rapscalious rob]

hehe… yeah, it’s good for frightening people. I like frightening people.


…BOO!

[dinzdale]

If you had a dog with a hair lip would it be cruel to name him Mark.

[rmr]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
When a dog can’t decide if it wants to bark or fart, it splits the difference and farks.


Ummmmm...........don't you try to steal fark from me..................

[rapscalious rob]

What do you expect?
I’m a former pirate.
Now I’m a spy.

Both professions demand thievery & dishonesty. hehe

*tiptoes of with ‘fark’ in his briefcase*

[rmr]

I'll get you *shaking fist and Rob*

[Frieda]

you are shaking rob??

[rmr]

I guess so....sometimes I scare myself......*DEEP BREATH*

[dinzdale]

Rimmer's big breaths.......

[lapietra]

my sinuses feel bruised and my ribs hurt

waaaaaahhhhh

[malina]

don't be sick lala......... :(

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Rimmer's big breaths.......


leave my breaths out of this......you old mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lapietra]

only on the other side :) Better than yesterday... I coughed up a whole galaxy...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by lapietra
only on the other side :) Better than yesterday... I coughed up a whole galaxy...
cool, maybe god did it that way too!we're all gods mucus!

[lapietra]

that doesn't seem so far-fetched...

[rmr]

Originally posted by lapietra
my sinuses feel bruised and my ribs hurt

waaaaaahhhhh

Sorry....hope you feel better Lala..............

[lapietra]

thank you

[~*WickedAngel*~]

w00t w00t!!!

[Hermione]

Took SAT 1 on saturday.. I hope I did well. Big Statistics project due on friday. I have soo much homework. Mock Trial is giving me ulcers..

[lapietra]

.....brrrreeeeeeeaaaaaattttthhhhheeeee.....

[zenbabe]

Have I ever told you people that I really love cheese?

[lapietra]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

[chuckie egg]

mmmmchhheeesseeeannnddwwiiinnneee....

[fodder]

i need a haircut

[lapietra]

me too

[fodder]

we should get fancy styles like in hair magazines

[lapietra]

naahhhh... too much work... and you have to put all that crap in your hair... not that I don't anyway...

[fodder]

not if you did it like this

http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/New_Hairstyle_2.jpg

casual, easy, maybe even sleek depending on the outfit

[lapietra]

GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

never again....

*ahem*... I mean, it looks *very* nice on her....

[fodder]

she's a math teacher

[lapietra]

Well then. It's the perfect style for her...

I'm thinking, a trim. I'm shooting for hair to the middle of my back... ;)

[dinzdale]

I dated a girl once with long blond hair down her back....
....none on her head, just all down her back......

[lapietra]

I feel like we've had this conversation before....hmmmm....

[dinzdale]

No, that was the red-head I dated.....no hair ...just a red head.

[bealeblues]

she said that was you....

[lapietra]

ham and egg sammie it is, then. :)

[rmr]

i made egg salad on Saturday night......is it still good?

[moel]

it never was

[zenbabe]

I wouldn't eat it.....but I am wierd about leftovers....specifically fish and eggs....