This is the thread where everyone is random.

[rmr]

ok.....i probably shouldn't

thanks and FARK OFF MOEL!!!!!!

[zenbabe]

You should make a fresh batch of Moel salad instead!

[fodder]

sick

[agentsmith]

i made lemonade today.

[rapscalious rob]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[agentsmith]

why yes you potato.

[red]

Stupid Cubs.

I hope that Cubs fan who screwed up Alou's catch got beat up after the game.

[bealeblues]

it's a beautiful day in baton rouge, so i decided to just walk out of the office and take a drive. i get on the interstate in my sleek, black accord (the kind that drives the wimmins crazy, just ask dinz) and i crank up the CD.

turns out i had in jimi. and then red house came on. i rolled all the windows down and opened the sunroof.

i about blew out my speakers and when i finally looked at the speedometer, i was doing 95. thought it wise to slow down a bit.

i played a few more songs and walked right back in the office like i owned the place. my boss asked me where i'd been, and i said, "out driving". he had no clue what to say. priceless.

[Red Princess]

he should have told you about that big bug between your teeth

[bealeblues]

say what you will, but i had a cathartic 20 minutes on the road

[Red Princess]

(and now he has to get the car detailed)

[bealeblues]

i wish

[dinzdale]

You dont need to detail a sleek black fvcking machine (Honda Accord), as it would cause women drivers to orgasm and crash.
They are very sexy wheels, and obviously only driven by the most testosterone filled hunks of beefcake on the road.

Drive with care.

[moel]

http://foreverill.com/images/band/late.jpg

[bealeblues]

our resident cubs fan is conspicuously absent this morning....

[bealeblues]

i think the only veteran monkey who hasn't changed user text is frieda. she's been hard shite from the beginning.... i don't know that she's changed her avatar either.....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You dont need to detail a sleek black fvcking machine (Honda Accord), as it would cause women drivers to orgasm and crash.
They are very sexy wheels, and obviously only driven by the most testosterone filled hunks of beefcake on the road.

Drive with care.

here in california a honda is an economy car with no sex appeal whatever.

[dinzdale]

I hear denial.

[lapietra]

nope. She's right.
Too many Jags about... ruins the curve.

[malina]

google 'curve' (http://images.google.ca/images?q=curve&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en)

*sings* "one of these things is not like the others..."

[lapietra]

ROFLOL!!! :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i think the only veteran monkey who hasn't changed user text is frieda. she's been hard shite from the beginning.... i don't know that she's changed her avatar either.....
true true.. the FRANKmeister changed my avatar once, because i was late for sending in pics for the cd contest. i do change my signature though. this is the 4th one since i registered.

[red]

What the hell is that guy doing and why is it under "curve"?

[Frieda]

"I think it's more of a curve then a bend."

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
our resident cubs fan is conspicuously absent this morning....

I've been here....WHERE THE FARK ARE YOU??????

talk behind my back and shite, man, i can't leave for a second or my damn ears start burning. cripes, i'm telling ya.

so i need to have a better attitude about the rest of my life.....i think it may become more boring than i anticipated.............

[dinzdale]

*yawn*

[rmr]

what???


did you fart or something??

[dinzdale]

Welcome to you new life.....it's boring here...

[rmr]

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME??

I'm buying a HUGE bottle of Vodka on my way home........my life needs more "lack of sensibility"

;)

[Hermione]

contacts hurt... CSI is on tonight.. :: excited :::

[rapscalious rob]

http://www.doebbe.com/domo-kun/index.html ( all about beale!

[fodder]

i love going to grocery store

[lapietra]

Ohhh!!! Me too! :D



especially late at night...

[lapietra]

For some reason I really like this pic that fodder posted...

http://discworld.imaginary.com/external/mudmeeting/london2002/mystery.jpg

[fodder]

late at night suuucks! no free samples!

[lapietra]

yeah... but fun for people-watching... and you can dance...

[fodder]

tonight i saw some drunk, vulgar ladies in low cut shirts behaving very badly. they reminded me of the mentally retarded girls from gummo but, like, not retarded and still being eeri

[rmr]

Wham! Rap (Enjoy Waht You Do)


WHAM! BAM!
I AM! A MAN!
JOB OR NO JOB,
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M NOT.
DO! YOU!
ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?
IF NOT, JUST STOP!
DON'T STAY THERE AND ROT!

You got soul....
You got soul....
I said get, get, get on down,
Said get, get, get, on down.
Hey everybody take a look at me,
I've got street credibility,
I may not have a job,
But I have a good time,
With the boys that I meet "down on the line"
I said, I - DON'T - NEED - YOU
So you don't approve,
Well who asked you to?
HEY - JERK - YOU - WORK
This boy's got better things to do
Hell,
I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt,
I choose, to cruise.
Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife,
I've found my groove and I just can't lose.
A.1. style from head to toe,
Cool cat flash gonna let you know,
I'm a soul boy - I'm a dole boy,
Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy!

[Chorus]

Party nights, and neon lights,
We hit the floors, we hit the heights.
Dancing shoes, and pretty girls.
Boys in leather kiss girls in pearls!
Hot-damn! Everybody, let's play!
So they promised you a good job - NO WAY!

One, two, three, rap!
C'mon everybody, DON'T NEED THIS CRAP!

[Chorus]

IF YOU'RE A PUB MAN
OR A CLUB MAN
MAYBE A JET BLACK GUY WITH A HIP HI-FI
A WHITE COOL CAT WITH A TRILBY HAT
MAYBE LEATHER AND STUDS IS WHERE YOU'RE AT
MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY
DON'T LET HARD TIMES STAND IN YOUR WAY
GIVE A WHAM GIVE A BAM BUT DON'T GIVE A DAMN
COS THE BENEFIT GANG ARE GONNA PAY!

Now reach up high and touch your soul,
The boys from Wham! will help you reach that goal.
It's gonna break your mama's heart, (so sad)
It's gonna break your daddy's heart, (too bad)
But you'll throw the dice and take my advice,
Because I know that you're smart.
Can you dig this thing? - YEAH!
Are you gonna get down? - YEAH!
Say Wham! - WHAM!
Say Bam! - BAM!

[Chorus]

Do you want to work? - NO
Are you gonna have fun? - YEAH
Said one, two, three, rap, c'mon everybody,
DON'T NEED THIS CRAP!
ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?
Everybody say Wham! - WHAM!
Everybody say Wham! Bam! - WHAM! BAM!
ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?

[bealeblues]

hello 1986

[rmr]

but you love me, don't you??

[rmr]

Don't FEAR THE REAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rmr]

Excuse me, madam
You’re standing still in a no parking zone
You don’t get a move on that body
I’ll be forced to give you a ticket
So get with it

There’s a party tonight, you’re in a red light zone
If you don’t want a ticket you better move on
If you break the law you gotta pay your dues
Ain’t much better if you play it by the rules

‘Cause it’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy to rock it with your body, baby
It’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy if you drive it all night

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor

Let me hear you blow your horn
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Shake it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Rock it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}

Movin’ violations are easy to fix
Just tell the deejay to fix it in the mix
Shake it up and shake it on down
Let me feel you movin’, you gotta get down

‘Cause it’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy to rock it with your body, baby
It’s so easy, it’s so right
It’s so easy if you drive it all night

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (I wanna say it again)
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor {Ah...}

{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Shake it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep} Rock it, baby
{Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep}

Rock it
Work it
Shake it
Don’t drive it
Baby, baby, baby

Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam

Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam
Don’t park your booty, don’t park your can
It’s time to party, it’s time to jam

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (No, no)
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor (Ah...)

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby

[bealeblues]

left your meds at home again, huh rimmer?

[rmr]

Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go

'Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go

'Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men
Every specimen
Tall blond dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on a heaven
And she did what she had to do
She taught every angel
To rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find her perfect guy

It's raining men
Go get yourself wet girl
I know you want to

I feel stormy weather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

[RuneT]

right! who the hell dropped me down on this wet and cold sidewalk?

[bealeblues]

i think rune's drunk

[RuneT]

no, I'm a raining man.

[rmr]

Originally posted by RuneT
no, I'm a raining man.

duh....beale, you are soooooo out of it!!!!!!!!!

[rmr]

So I sing you to sleep after the loving
With a song that I wrote yesterday
And I hope that it's clear what the words
And the music have to say

It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm feeling
Face to face I just seem to go dry
But I love you so much that the sound
Of your voice can make me high

Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the sun
Thanks for turning me into a someone

So I sing you to sleep after the loving
And I brush back the hair from your eyes
And the love on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........

And I know that my song isn't saying anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm still in love with you

So I sing you to sleep after the loving
With a song that I wrote yesterday
And I hope that it's clear what the words
And the music have to say

It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm feeling
Face to face I just seem to go dry
But I love you so much that the sound
Of your voice can make me high

Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the sun
Thanks for turning me into a someone

So I sing you to sleep after the loving
And I brush back the hair from your eyes
And the love on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........

And I know that my song isn't saying anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm still in love with you

[moel]

OMG WALGREENS

[zenbabe]

I like to honk at the people on strike, they cheer and stuff!

[moel]

WALGREENS you shut your mouth
how can you say
i go about things the wrong way?

[Hermione]

So tiredd.. I'm going to watch Roman Holiday tonight.. have a good weekend everyone!!

[priceyfatprude]

My stylist quit. I went to someone else today instead, and I feel so...dirty. :(

[yodeling_booyah]

I went to my friend's momma's house for dinner, and the food just wasn't no good. The corn was mush, the beans were burnt and the chicken tasted like wood.

[lapietra]

I just got a check for $1.00 from a major cheese company to try their cheese for entering a sandwich recipe contest :) They still haven't picked the winners... I might win! Wooo!

[Frieda]

my head and neck hurt! i feel terrible!

[Frieda]

right, just when i'm going to cook i find out that i forgot to turn on the dishwasher last night. :rolleyes:

[~*WickedAngel*~]

RANDOMNESS!!!!!

[malina]

gitchie gitchie something ya yaaaa !

[moel]

OMG PUPPIES ARE HERE!

[lapietra]

puppies!!!

[~*WickedAngel*~]

:eek: I LOVE PUPPIES!!!!! CAN I HOLD ONE!!!???

[Frieda]

puppies??

[~*WickedAngel*~]

oh yes, puppies! puppies are the sweetest, cutest, greatest thing in the world besides reese's cups and sex

[Frieda]

i want to see those puppies!

[zenbabe]

mmmmmmmmmmmm cheese

[Frieda]

i made chicken schnitzel and i forgot for a bit and now my whole house is full of smoke, but the schnitzel isn't black. i have really good pans.

[Hermione]

mock trial blows. I need to start applying to college..

[malina]

I have a secret
I think you should know
I feel like I just can't keep it
It's deep within me
And I feel like I'm losing control

[zenbabe]

If someone asked me to tell them something that I had never told anyone else....I don't think I could do it......

[dinzdale]

I will pay very good money to anyone who will come over here and rub my head like a puppy until I feel better and I fall asleep, or go into a coma. Dont stop until my eyes roll back and / or my leg twitches....please?:(

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I will pay very good money to anyone who will come over here and rub my head like a puppy until I feel better and I fall asleep, or go into a coma. Dont stop until my eyes roll back and / or my leg twitches....please?:(

who could resist this? please get video, i will pay good money for that

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by dinzdale
very good money How much are we talking? And which head? :p

[dinzdale]

I have about $100 on me, and I'm talking big head with ears, not the little guy who usually runs my life.

Someone? :(

[slurpeedemon]

Are we talking relatively freshly washed hair, or morning after smoky bar encrusted hair?

[dinzdale]

Showered this morning (Irish Spring and Pert Plus)...no fingernails needed, just a good rubbing....anyone?:(

[slurpeedemon]

Well - if I was nearby, I'd consider it... I could use the cash.

[priceyfatprude]

For $1,000, I'll do it topless.

[dinzdale]

Today would be the first day I wouldnt even care.....and I'm sure you have magnificent breasts worthy of praise....but I just want a puppy rub......pleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzze :( *sob*

[bealeblues]

i'm almost starting to feel sorry for dinz....

well no, no i'm not, but it sounded good at the time....

[dinzdale]

Beale, you're a lawyer. You'll do anything for money. How much to rub me behind the ears?

[bealeblues]

more than you'll ever have....

[dinzdale]

That's nice.

[slurpeedemon]

Put a wet warm washcloth over your head. That should help.

[bealeblues]

or a tourniquet around your neck

[dinzdale]

Ooooo kicking a man when he's down.....did you learn that in fancy lawyer school?

Dont answer, unless you want to start "Boring thread II"

None of you care really.....*sniff* :(

[bealeblues]

whenever you aren't here or not feeling up to snuff, i have to fill the role of dinz. i'm only doing my job, wanker....

[dinzdale]

A first, tosser.

[bealeblues]

that's almost dinz worthy, but still a little short. try again tomorrow.

[Hermione]

tosser and wanker.. two of my favorite words..

[Red Princess]

i am so sorry dinz! i got all caught up in this stupid work thing...i will never forgive myself for not being there for you.

[fodder]

i miss snood

[maychorian]

college cafeterias suck. I got crunchy rice tonight

[Hermione]

Where oh where is JT?

[Hermione]

If you were my homework.. I would be doing you on my desk right now..

[Frieda]

JT is probably somewhere in some japanese bath house comparing dick size..

[bealeblues]

meetin' a girl in a soccer field on saturday night and she's bringing me a bottle of absolut.

i may wind up married on sunday

[dinzdale]

Straight from work eh?

[bealeblues]

*spitting out my drink*

[dinzdale]

At $2.75 a pop I think I've had my money's worth.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
those West Coast whores

I woudnt take that RP, Lala, Ambo, Agentstiffy, et al....


(Good job she didnt mention Chicago....)

[fodder]

hey

[Frieda]

oi oi oi

[priceyfatprude]

Since when is Austin on the West Coast? joj

Also, thank you for the warning, I shall have some coffee so's I am awake enough to fully enjoy the sight of Bedhead-N-Jammies Barbie, I mean Peggy. :p

[bealeblues]

some indy race car guy wrecked his shit and died today.

i checked, and it wasn't ashley judd's husband. dammit.

so i'll still be going to tennessee instead of kentucky after all.

[priceyfatprude]

Didja catch his name?

[bealeblues]

last name renna. wasn't franchitti. fvcker.

[priceyfatprude]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2003/racing/10/22/renna.dies.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

[maychorian]

Random? (http://www.randomletters.com)

[dinzdale]

Beale's not here today.


Just as well.

[rmr]

i miss beale

[dinzdale]

Well aim higher then.

[rmr]

you miss him too

[dinzdale]

about this much


( * )

[rmr]

My what a big arse you have???

[dinzdale]

Are you projecting again?

[rmr]

tsk
tsk
tsk

[Frieda]

i'm going to paris i'm going to paris i'm going to paris

[rmr]

i'm going to dayton
i'm going to dayton
i'm going to dayton

:(

[yodeling_booyah]

who is the new executive editor?

[dinzdale]

Dan Quayle.

[bealeblues]

i'm in deliveranceland.

damn i need a drink....

[dinzdale]

Fark....they have computers in BFEtucky.

[bealeblues]

more like BFEnnessee

[rmr]

how in gods name did you come across a computer????????


PS I don't miss you any more.................you're here.

[bealeblues]

it's amazing what you can do with an old electric typewriter, a TV and a hamster running on a wheel....

[rmr]

pfffffffffffftttttttttttttt

so are you knocking boots??

[bealeblues]

that's tomorrow.....


(yeah right)

[rmr]

knocking boots
knocking boots
knocking boots.........i can't wait to hear all about it :)

so am i in the wrong here?????????

Go out for beers last night......had a great time i might add......this guy who is like 70 (you know dinz's age) starts hitting on me and hands me his business card. tells me he wants to take me to simon and garfunkal tonight......in a limo....of course!!

anyway....i just laugh it off......no big deal and then the damn b.f. got pissed at me. i told him the guy was like 70 (you know dinz's age) and he needed to get a grip....needless to say that didn't make him happy......so i ask you am i in the wrong??

[bealeblues]

he got pissed b/c someone dinz's age hit on you? oh good christ. i mean, like anyone dinz's age could pose a real threat or something, or could even be remotely worth leaving with. please. i mean, being jealous over someone dinz's age? JOJOJOJOJOJ

[rmr]

THANK YOU.....I know.

I told him that. I said do you think i'd even be dating you if i were interested in guys THAT OLD. I mean if i were interested in guys THAT OLD then you'd be way to young for me. I mean seriously...............i mean thing about it......i think dinz would understand.

[bealeblues]

we have a few guys dinz's age who hang out at our pub when they get a free night from 'the home' (you know, the reward they get for not pissing themselves for a WHOLE WEEK) and they love to talk smack to our little bar lovelies.... you know, stuff like "if i didn't have this colostomy bag tied to me what i would do to you", stuff like that...... it's pretty funny to watch.... i can't believe that your bf would get paranoid over someone on leave from the rest home, you know dinz's age.... how funny

[dinzdale]

( * )


...so very drole for two complete WANKERS.....

[bealeblues]

'drole' is geriatricspeak for "I just got my shit ruined"

[dinzdale]

*yawn*

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
( * )


...so very drole for two complete WANKERS.....

JOJ
LOL

your arse is big.............maybe if b.f. saw how big your arse is/was he wouldn't have been so paranoid..........you know.....it's all coming back to me.....i think the b.f. got particularly pissed when i introduced him as my brother........hmmmmmmmm...........note to self..........don't do that again.

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
'drole' is geriatricspeak for "I just got my shit ruined"

crap....when i first looked at your post i thought you said "I shite on ruin"......see that wouldn't be nice!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Rune might like it....

[bealeblues]

true statement....


so how was simon and garfunkel last night dinz?

[dinzdale]

Ask Rimmer, I wouldnt watch Geriatric and Girly Man if you paid for it.

My we are fired up this morning. Showing off the "writing" and "reading" to your toothless relatives?

[rmr]

i think he's got tickets for tonight.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Ask Rimmer, I wouldnt watch Geriatric and Girly Man if you paid for it.

My we are fired up this morning. Showing off the "writing" and "reading" to your toothless relatives?



hahahahahah

now that's what i'm talking about!!

Bam....just like that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bealeblues]

no, they can't read or write, so anything on this board is beyond them.... and none of my cousins are around so i'm bored.... (wink wink nudge nudge)

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
no, they can't read or write, so anything on this board is beyond them.... and none of my cousins are around so i'm bored.... (wink wink nudge nudge)

knocking boots

[dinzdale]

"Bumping Uglies" is more like it.

Ohhh the humanity!!!

[rmr]

where's your speedo??

[bealeblues]

*ugh*-- why do you even want to go down that path with him?

[rmr]

omg....i just thought of another freaking FUNNY thing i did last night.......so there was this band playing stevie wonder.........and so i told the b.f. that this was off of stevie's most uplifting album.......and he said "why's that?"........and i said because stevie could see when he wrote it..........that this was the only album stevie wrote while he could see..(I told him some crazy story of how stevie was born blind, but hit his head one time and it restored his eye sight for like a month).....he was amazed by my story (actually i was pretty amazed by my story too) so he shared it with the person next to him.....who told him he was a liar................man i couldn't stop laughing............

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
someone dinz's age ...anyone dinz's age ....someone dinz's age....

Nice. Very nice.

[rmr]

Did you just read that???????

it's been up there all morning!!!

[dinzdale]

I thought it needed an airing for the other young people.

George Clooney for example is the same age as me.
I'm sure you would tell him to fark off if he was bothering you with his colostomy bag.

I'M STILL SEXY DAMMIT ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[rmr]

does he have a limo???

[dinzdale]

Every time you hurt me you hurt George too.

[rmr]

what are you talking about??? I love you!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

You laughed...:(

[fodder]

everytime my cat growls it sounds like muuuuuuuuuuuuum

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You laughed...:(

I was laughing with you. so seriously, what do you think about limos??

[dinzdale]

The best limo is in the Bud Lite commercial where the big black guy shoots the poodle through the moon-roof.

[rmr]

i'm tired.

[agentsmith]

what happened to danh?

[fodder]

buwahahahahaha

[Hermione]

Well... I got my SAT 1 scores today...
*attention*

I got a....

1250!!!!

weeee...:) :)

[AllegroNg]

Originally posted by fodder
everytime my cat growls it sounds like muuuuuuuuuuuuum

'Tis the funniest thing I've read all day! Your'e right tho.

[lapietra]

Elmo says, "squeeep"

[rapscalious rob]

This time I had a dream with zenbabe in it. I was supposed to meet her someplace, but she backed out after discovering that I am an evil spy.

[fodder]

i didnt have any dreams and my life feels like a raymond carver story

[rapscalious rob]

I love Raymond Carter’s stories, but I wouldn’t want to feature in one of them.

http://www.rainbowfly.net/forum/html/emoticons/blackcat.gif

[moel]

"I feel depressed. But I won't go into it with her. I've already told her too much.
She sits there waiting, her dainty fingers poking her hair.
Waiting for what? I'd like to know.
It is August.
My life is going to change - I feel it."
(from 'Fat' in Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?, 1976)

[lapietra]

i can see the flame moving

life is short

[Hermione]

My neck hurts...

BIG fire in Rancho Cucamonga.. over here.. the sky is dark and orange... really neat.

I hope everyone in Rancho Cucamonga is okay..

[fodder]

raymmoooooond caarver stoooooory mehhhhhhh cant faaaaall asleeeeeep meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

edit: who cares about those rancho people, they're not us, yarrrrgh

[zenbabe]

Naughty!!

[Coffee]

omg, puppet porn.
What next...midget puppet porn?
I'm sure dinz will have a better suggestion.
:D

[zenbabe]

even worse you sicko! :p

[fodder]

i yam about to listen to www.kvrx.org radioshow
and you should, too

[Hermione]

Huge Government/Politics test tomorrow.. arghh:mad:

[Coffee]

Originally posted by surbhi
Huge Government/Politics test

Alternate test title...
"Lies told by lying Liars"

Heard Al Franken on public radio two days ago...greeeaaatt talk. So funny I almost cried...because it was soooo true.
I think I have to pick up that book.

[laughingbuddha]

I have watched Gladiator 20 times

[bealeblues]

i made it back from deliveranceland but i'm still trying to scrub out the accent..... [insert dinz comment(s) here]

so what the hell has gone on around here since i've been gone? way too much shit to try to catch up on....

[laughingbuddha]

aaah beale.. a post about ur adventures please ;)

[malina]

yeah i'm still waiting for the last one ....

[bealeblues]

fairly uneventful to the masses, i'm sorry to report; however, i did have a great evening outside on saturday night getting pissed with an old friend, laughing and carrying on.....

oh yeah, i accidentally walked in on my little cousin while he was getting his first BJ......

[malina]

hahahahahahahahahahaha! laughingbuddha.... I SAW THAT!!!!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
my little cousin while he was getting his first BJ...... ...from a close relative.

[laughingbuddha]

Before i deleted that! aha ahahaha ;)

well (sheepishly) I wonder how many people did ;)

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dale
...from a close relative.

no, none of our relatives were free, so the girl up the street had to do....

[malina]

Originally posted by laughingbuddha
Before i deleted that! aha ahahaha ;)

well (sheepishly) I wonder how many people did ;)
... well, dinz and beale didn't .... since they're awfully slow .... rune was probably looking at something else, and the others weren't here yet ;)

[laughingbuddha]

hahaha my secret is safe! ;) as usual :P

[malina]

i didn't say that!!!

[laughingbuddha]

so what did u mean? clarify :P

[malina]

i can always post it again ..

[RuneT]

What?

Spill!

[laughingbuddha]

nah.. what is gone is gone..gone with the wind.. if i may say ;)

[malina]

i could make something up that's much much worse and insist you said it!

[laughingbuddha]

and who would believe you ;) not me for sure

[dinzdale]

I believe Malina....she has never ever lied. Ever.

[laughingbuddha]

well she just implied she might.. what do u have to say about that? :P

[dinzdale]

Write in English. It's YOu for a start.

[bealeblues]

and throw in a superfluous "u" every now and again. dinz likes that. it makes him feel more at home....

[laughingbuddha]

As long as U get the point across ;) thats fine what would you say?

[zenbabe]

*cough*

[bealeblues]

i just had molly hatchet "flirting with disaster" playing full blast in my office.

damn i love it when the boss is away....

[priceyfatprude]

Do you want me to slice my hand open & call you, crying hysterically? Cause that can be arranged. :D

[Frieda]

i'm so happy with my new shoes :)

[bealeblues]

this day has sucked so badly that i'm craving a beer at 10:45 am.....

and i've been craving it for 2 hours....

[malina]

http://www.sdro.com/plum/beer.gif

[bealeblues]

you know the way to a beale's heart.....

[Coffee]

oh...was there a beer in that photo?

[bealeblues]

*looking again*

damn, there was a beer there.....

[rmr]

where has beer been??

[bealeblues]

from the looks of the photo above, hanging out with mrs. dinz #5

[zenbabe]

Was that really Leonardo DiCaprio I just saw on a Barbie commercial!?!?!

:eek:

Not just any Barbie either, its the 3 hot sluttie high school girls barbie that can cast spells and comes with its own litte cups to mix "potion" with!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!

[agentsmith]

this is truly disturbing news.barbies are evil.

[agentsmith]

http://members.fortunecity.com/kamijo/jpics/mm_mana_rapariga.jpg

ooh pretty. this is a boy.

[laughingbuddha]

punch punch punch!

[jaymirror]

CU all later, I go for soccer training! :cool:

[rmr]

there must be 50 ( i repeat) 50 ways to leave your lover.................

[malina]

love is so inconvenient ( and messy ..... )

[dinzdale]

One swallow doesnt make a summer.

[rmr]

hahhaha




that was very funny

[rmr]

i used to get check marks for lack of self control in grade school and I didn't put out on prom night.........what's on your mind??

[Frieda]

mmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm

yay for strawberry juice!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ha! Coupling quote!

Ha! No....told to me when 16 by someone who saw me get my first bj..:eek:

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Ha! No....told to me when 16 by someone who saw me get my first bj..:eek:

ahhh...the summer of '42

[rmr]

ha ha!!

i'm so tired

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Coffee
ahhh...the summer of '42

*realized that that joke really dated me*
*wonders if anyone here will get it...or the reference?*

;)

[rmr]

i did but i'm old and catty

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
i did but i'm old and catty

Well your fur is looking pretty sleak for an ol cat.

purrrrrrrr.

[rmr]

Originally posted by Coffee
Well your fur is looking pretty sleak for an ol cat.

purrrrrrrr.
hey wow...thanks man.......

you only think that because you're old too!!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
you only think that because you're old too!!

yep...i've dated myself plenty already.
but still...if I was a kid into old chicks with big arses with funny tatoos on em...you'd be my pick!!!

:D

[malina]

i think romance has just been defined!

[rmr]

Originally posted by Coffee
yep...i've dated myself plenty already.
but still...if I was a kid into old chicks with big arses with funny tatoos on em...you'd be my pick!!!

:D


that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me....now come over here and give me a hug!!!!!

[Frieda]

i wonder how dickie and rune are doing in oxford.. :D

[rmr]

maybe they are making out???

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Wow. Paul McCartney's a daddy again. .

He's still a talentless cvnt.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr
maybe they are making out???
i don't know.. dickie wasn't wearing his brown suede shoes so i guess he's keeping it decent

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
He's still a talentless cvnt.

oh shut up and CALM DOWN

[dinzdale]

With the least talent except for Ringo....but Ringo was honest and never tried to make out he was a fvcking genius.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
With the least talent except for Ringo....but Ringo was honest and never tried to make out he was a fvcking genius.

*yawn*

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me....now come over here and give me a hug!!!!!

Sorry...no can do.
You do not even resemble a tree.

[rmr]

farking tree huggers :mad:

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Wow. Paul McCartney's a daddy again. His new wife just gave birth to a little girl.

There is something that seems so wrong about it to me. I think a child should have a parent in his or her life at least through his or her college years. How old is Paul? Maybe I am wrong. What do you think? Well at least mom will be around.

[zenbabe]

that is mind boggling.....

[Klynne]

My shoulders and back hurt. Damn the desk job. Should I ask my friend to give me a back rub? But then, he might take it for a come on.

[dinzdale]

Well let me rub you down.....I'm safe:)

[malina]

i'm sure you are!

[Frieda]

i'm da m*therf*ckin pee aayy em pee!

[Frieda]

aaaaaayyyyyy

[lapietra]

awwww... this thread can't die...