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lapietra

11-02-2003, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Frieda
my brain hurts.

and i turned my noodles with vegetables into noodle soup. poop on noodle soup.

Pull all the noodles & veggies out with a slotted spoon - boil the liquid until it becomes a satiny, glistening sauce - then stir the noodleveggies back in. oh yum.

Frieda

11-02-2003, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by lapietra
Pull all the noodles & veggies out with a slotted spoon - boil the liquid until it becomes a satiny, glistening sauce - then stir the noodleveggies back in. oh yum.
ha, that's for the next noodle soup! :eek: i already ate it..

good one though! :) thanks!

lapietra

11-02-2003, 04:59 PM

a sleeping cat is like the final gentle chord of a piano sonata

agentsmith

11-02-2003, 10:04 PM

i like socks.

Hermione

11-03-2003, 01:53 AM

My best friend called me from England:)

Coffee

11-03-2003, 01:39 PM

finishing first cup of coffee...then off to walk my cat...why did I ever teach my cat to walk on leash?...could'nt I have just had a normal cat that stays inside? It's cold out there this morning.

dinzdale

11-03-2003, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Coffee
...why did I ever teach my cat to walk on leash?...

Open the door, apply your boot to it's arse, problem solved. It's a cat,it has a fur coat, it will survive and it will pee in your garden.

bealeblues

11-03-2003, 04:28 PM

just like my dog does to your garden

dinzdale

11-03-2003, 04:32 PM

I'm not sure it's the dog .... unless your dog pees when standing on it's two hind legs, singing a bad rendition of "Roadhouse Blues".....

malina

11-03-2003, 04:33 PM

i think that was a metaphor..

Frieda

11-03-2003, 04:51 PM

wow, it feels good to finally close that damn door! :)

dinzdale

11-03-2003, 06:03 PM

It's a farking slow day on here today......

bealeblues

11-03-2003, 06:19 PM

it's just that no one likes you

Red Princess

11-03-2003, 06:25 PM

i like him

bealeblues

11-03-2003, 06:34 PM

work with me here dammit

Red Princess

11-03-2003, 06:36 PM

*runs with scissors* ha ha ha you can't make me!

rmr

11-03-2003, 06:47 PM

you know what....i like him too!!!

dinzdale

11-03-2003, 06:49 PM

Thank you ladies.....it's a male jealousy, rutting ritual, penis envy thing....ignore him.

bealeblues

11-03-2003, 06:50 PM

well the lot of you just fark off

rmr

11-03-2003, 06:51 PM

I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!

Red Princess

11-03-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by bealeblues
well the lot of you just fark off

wankless

maychorian

11-03-2003, 09:49 PM

twat

zenbabe

11-03-2003, 09:52 PM

My little brother just got engaged!!!!!!!!!

:p

lapietra

11-03-2003, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by rmr
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!

my neighbors must be scared that made me laugh so hard... :D

malina

11-04-2003, 01:09 AM

sleep in them one night! ( i know - it's retarded but it works ) ;)

( make sure you don't have to work the next day ) :D

laughingbuddha

11-04-2003, 01:25 AM

stuff the shoes with paper! ;) are thou not an editor nyc?

malina

11-04-2003, 01:26 AM

arrrrrrr!

laughingbuddha

11-04-2003, 01:31 AM

is that actually wrrrrrrrrr :P

malina

11-04-2003, 01:34 AM

no it really is "arrrrrrr!" ... :D

hello mr. invisible buddha!

laughingbuddha

11-04-2003, 01:35 AM

hello malina!

You are invisible yourslef.. yet you see right through me ;)

malina

11-04-2003, 01:52 AM

i'm a fvcking elf!

laughingbuddha

11-04-2003, 03:21 AM

yeah.. what next.. you are a dinosaur? :P

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 08:49 AM

I don't agree, now you can play with me abit...

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 09:50 AM

warship game

rmr

11-04-2003, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by lapietra
my neighbors must be scared that made me laugh so hard... :D

well i just laughed because you laughed because i've been thinking that people just haven't been understanding just WHY that is so funny......and congrats zen's little brother...best of luck to ya!!!

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 12:38 PM

WHO THE FVCK IS BRIAN FELLOWS????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

rmr

11-04-2003, 12:46 PM

pffffffffftttttttt............figures YOU wouldn't know.

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 12:47 PM

Just tell me.:mad:

rmr

11-04-2003, 12:48 PM

nope

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 12:49 PM

Dont make me go there .....:mad:

rmr

11-04-2003, 12:51 PM

Brian Fellow is not.............

Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a 6th Grade education and an abiding love for all of god's creatures.

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 12:53 PM

I just checked him out....he's a wanker.

But at least I know now....no thanks to you, camel toe.

priceyfatprude

11-04-2003, 12:53 PM

Is that bunny rabbit giving itself a haircut? THAT'S CWAZY!

rmr

11-04-2003, 12:56 PM

Brian Fellows loves to be Brian Fellows. He also always likes to make sure people know that.

Here are some of the animals he has worked with........

-"animals that have big ears and short hair,"

-"animals that are exciting and enjoy a good time,"

-"a goat who he thinks smiled at him,"

-"animals that people can make clothes out of,"

............ plus a few others.

rmr

11-04-2003, 01:09 PM

"Is a donkey and a mule the same thing"?

"Does this donkey fix cars"?

"Rabbits can't cut their own hair...that's CRAZY"!!

"The rain forest? That sounds wet"!

"I once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY"!!

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 01:41 PM

Wops

Frieda

11-04-2003, 02:54 PM

farking farky fark!! i won 1000 euros in the lottery!! :eek:

malina

11-04-2003, 02:56 PM

YAY! :)

Frieda

11-04-2003, 03:02 PM

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Frieda
farking farky fark!! i won 1000 euros in the lottery!! :eek:

Wait a second, is this true??? Are WE going celebrate?

rmr

11-04-2003, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by jaymirror
Wait a second, is this true??? Are WE going celebrate?

I think you guys should go and celebrate.....anyone else think they should??

btw freida........congrats and enjoy!!!

Coffee

11-04-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by rmr
I think you guys should go and celebrate.....anyone else think they should??

btw freida........congrats and enjoy!!!

Absolutely...Dutch Party...Hmmm...does everyone pay for their own drinks at Dutch parties?

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 04:09 PM

Only if they're wearing their Dutch Caps.

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Coffee
Absolutely...Dutch Party...Hmmm...does everyone pay for their own drinks at Dutch parties?

No it's much better. You have to pay on turn to everybody, so if you are ten people there is at leals ten turns of beer :)

jaymirror

11-04-2003, 04:17 PM

I mean, at least.

Coffee

11-04-2003, 04:51 PM

Man...aspirin sales in Holland must be amazing.

Frieda

11-04-2003, 07:42 PM

ha, i´m going to take friday off to think of ways to spend it :D

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 10:32 AM

wednesdays blow

malina

11-05-2003, 10:41 AM

happily stating happy hump day! before dinz gets here... :D

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 10:58 AM

only 8 hrs and 41 minutes until i can have this:

http://www.ciadvertising.org/student_account/fall_00/adv382j/christiana/theory/photos/absolut-balance.jpg

malina

11-05-2003, 11:06 AM

oh please don't show me that!!!!!

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 11:07 AM

"you were always on my mind....."

malina

11-05-2003, 11:08 AM

that's a compliment, ... right?

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 11:09 AM

it's all you and absolut, babe

malina

11-05-2003, 11:10 AM

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 11:30 AM

It's sunny and nice today.

RuneT

11-05-2003, 11:33 AM

I can't say the same

http://www.bt.no/grafikk/kamera/floyen13.jpg

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 11:36 AM

You deserve it

jaymirror

11-05-2003, 11:37 AM

Good mood today!

Dinz are you really going to London?

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 11:39 AM

Dec or Jan, when I get the time off. Havnt been home for a year now:(

RuneT

11-05-2003, 11:40 AM

I deserve it?

That gray shite will turn to snow further east so I don't mind it at all.

Thanks!

RuneT

11-05-2003, 11:41 AM

Why is that dinz? Are you turning american now?

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 11:42 AM

we have enough jackass americans without adding dinz to the list rune....

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by RuneT
Why is that dinz? Are you turning american now?

Oh no, you didnt go there..:mad:

From a Swedish Wannabe as well......

jaymirror

11-05-2003, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by dinzdale
Dec or Jan, when I get the time off. Havnt been home for a year now:(

I have kind of a half plan to go London in january.

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by dinzdale
Oh no, you didnt go there..:mad:

From a Swedish Wannabe as well......

Bah, the skiing suck in sweeden compared to Norway.

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 12:13 PM

Yeah, but the women are prettier, the sex-change laws are more lenient, you can understand what they are saying, the women are sexier, the cars work, they eat things other than herring, the women all demand sex all the time.....no wonder you want to be Swedish.

Its OK.....we understand.

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 12:20 PM

do they use superfluous "j"'s there?

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:22 PM

I agree that there are some nice honeys over there but Norway isn't far from it. So you actually understand Swedish? I had a Volvo 164 once. I loved that car and it did work most of the time. Sweden is still herring infested, and they bury fish into the ground, dig it up 6 months later and eat it! That’s not very nice. Herring smell is considered perfume compared to their rakfisk.

The skiing still suck over there. Sorry.

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 12:25 PM

You're in denial.....how sweet :)

rmr

11-05-2003, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by RuneT
That’s not very nice.

No, that's not very nice!!

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:30 PM

My American friend!

If I wanted to I could emigrate so sweeden. I'm actually going to Britain for a few years and that should tell you something. You know Britain? Its east from where you are now. They are the ones that claim that football is football and not soccer. And an English bitter is not the same as the beer or lager they serve in America. Did you know that?

malina

11-05-2003, 12:32 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmm... (http://images.google.ca/images?q=sexy+swedish+women&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en)

i'm disappointed now

malina

11-05-2003, 12:34 PM

that's not the greatest improvement... (http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=sexy+american+women) but still...

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:35 PM

turn off the moderated search you silly!

malina

11-05-2003, 12:37 PM

och --- i'm gonna get me rump fired!

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:37 PM

RuneT

11-05-2003, 12:41 PM

http://www.deiligst.no/

This is a Norwegian site where Norwegians submit pictures of them self.

PS! "kropp" is body, "gutt" is boy, "jente" is girl

for dinz (http://www.deiligst.no/pics/82/82500.jpg)

jaymirror

11-05-2003, 12:44 PM

I read forbidden on my screen. Is that because I'm not dinz?

dinzdale

11-05-2003, 12:52 PM

I'm forbidden too.....must be sleazy Swedish Midget Porn....sicko.

jaymirror

11-05-2003, 01:04 PM

Wow! I've reached 300 posts! I'm going to celebrate with beer.

rmr

11-05-2003, 01:07 PM

Congrats Jay....You are a superstar

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/db/issues/99/10.04/images/ae.superstar.picA.jpg

jaymirror

11-05-2003, 01:08 PM

I heard some sarchasm in your voice...

rmr

11-05-2003, 01:23 PM

No, I really mean it!!!

:D

bealeblues

11-05-2003, 03:05 PM

i was forbidden also....

rmr

11-05-2003, 03:31 PM

duh!!!

of course you were.

malina

11-05-2003, 06:40 PM

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/102603/the-saddest-thing.gif

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/102203/stripey-socks.gif

Red Princess

11-05-2003, 06:52 PM

i just bought more new princess undies, where will it ever stop?

maychorian

11-05-2003, 11:28 PM

I like to play with silly putty. I recently bought a container of blue putty. It's very cool. I play with it in American Lit. And in Freelance Writing. And in Intro to Music. But not in Spanish or Computers, because I take so many notes. And it's hard to play with it while on commuting. But mostly it's good.

Happy2BeMe

11-06-2003, 02:53 PM

I like to eat.. eat eat.. apples and bananas!

rmr

11-06-2003, 02:54 PM

i look like crap today.

Red Princess

11-06-2003, 03:47 PM

http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/photos/crap.jpg

rmr

11-06-2003, 03:51 PM

i think i was part of that last night.

bealeblues

11-06-2003, 06:31 PM

i hate people

rmr

11-06-2003, 06:36 PM

i love you :)

bealeblues

11-06-2003, 06:44 PM

you love me, you REALLY love me....

http://www.hologram.net/network/derek/images/mask.jpg

Frieda

11-06-2003, 07:32 PM

watching dr Phil is sooooo depressing

red

11-06-2003, 07:35 PM

bleah

Hermione

11-06-2003, 07:46 PM

I got an A on my Stats test as well as my Government test..yay.. off to mock trial practice..:(

Klynne

11-06-2003, 11:38 PM

No matter how much moisturizer I put on, my skin is totally dry. My lower lip has a split in it. It hurts:( Ouch.

laughingbuddha

11-07-2003, 06:20 AM

yawn yawn yawn... and soon it will be dawn
The light will awake the little fawn
Not that I got any sleep at all

jaymirror

11-07-2003, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by nycwriters
This made me chuckle. I don't know why ...

http://www.sneakerpimps.com/exhibits/meandmarge.jpg

Hey, that's me, where did you find it?? :D

Frieda

11-07-2003, 06:50 AM

hmmmm hmmmmmm hhhhmmmmhhhmmmm mmm mmm

jaymirror

11-07-2003, 06:53 AM

Hi Frieda! Nice weather today eh?

Frieda

11-07-2003, 06:57 AM

yeah, the sun is shining straight into my right eye! :)

i am so happy i took today off from work!

jaymirror

11-07-2003, 07:02 AM

yeah. I'm always off. but don't say it around. they pay me for this.

Frieda

11-07-2003, 07:12 AM

do they have vacancies? :D

jaymirror

11-07-2003, 07:15 AM

Maybe. I'm thinking to leave ;)

Frieda

11-07-2003, 07:53 AM

i really, REALLY need a new job

malina

11-07-2003, 07:56 AM

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/102003/having-a-job.gif

Frieda

11-07-2003, 08:07 AM

well i don't know how mr rogers feels, but i feel awful when i get home! *help*

RuneT

11-07-2003, 08:18 AM

Take the banjo job!

Frieda

11-07-2003, 08:31 AM

maybe the techie job :D

rmr

11-07-2003, 11:08 AM

Frieda tell us how your day off has been and what you've been doing with your money.:)

RuneT

11-07-2003, 11:16 AM

she have money?

rmr

11-07-2003, 11:23 AM

She have lots of money....she have lots of money!!

Frieda

11-07-2003, 11:28 AM

i'll save it for now :)

maychorian

11-07-2003, 05:30 PM

:::humming randomly:::

La la la la laa de dai la . . .

Random stuff (http://members.aol.com/danthecowman/cows.htm)

:::wanders off, still humming:::

La la hmm dai de dai dai la.

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 05:50 PM

we're up to 757 monkeys :eek:

yeah, i know not nearly that many post, but still, damn, people.....

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 05:52 PM

and WTF???? i just looked at "who's online", and a GUEST is "moderating duties"

what the hell is up with THAT?????

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:08 PM

slow down beale..........just slow down.

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:09 PM

are you telling me to CALM DOWN?

or

YOU OK?

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:11 PM

Nope..........I'm telling you to SLOW THE FARK DOWN.............Slow down your moving too fast..........you got to make the good times last.........and i'm not ok........thank you for asking.

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:14 PM

what, surf trying to break off with you??

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:16 PM

why don't you go and find yourself a hooker

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:25 PM

why don't you just go fark off?

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:26 PM

Oh, Beale, come here..............looks like you've got CRAZY all over your chin.

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:27 PM

[enter classic dinz line here]

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:29 PM

*cough*

*yawn*

why don't you say something interesting for once???

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:30 PM

b/c i'm not here for fodder's entertainment....

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:33 PM

were you here for someone's entertainment because i'm pretty sure nobody is entertained.

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:34 PM

big talk from someone getting the shaft from surf, or should i say, NOT getting the shaft....

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:37 PM

hahaha........continue on in your make believe world little boy!!!

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:41 PM

all i know is that i had to wake surf up 6 or 7 times while he recounted the tales of your 'affair'-- and he wanted me to apologize to you for him saying other girls' names while you made your panda....

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:45 PM

you make me so sick!!!!!

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:46 PM

rmr

11-07-2003, 06:47 PM

i hate you

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 06:48 PM

i love you

rmr

11-07-2003, 07:04 PM

well i don't love you!!!!!!!!

bealeblues

11-07-2003, 07:04 PM

oh yes you do

priceyfatprude

11-07-2003, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by nycwriters
Between this:

and this

I can barely breath, I'm laughing too hard. You know I live to entertain, schmoopie.

maychorian

11-07-2003, 08:19 PM

SAVE THE COWS!

malina

11-08-2003, 01:35 AM

DAMN it's cold here!!!!!

and yes... by all means! ... save the farking cows! :D

agentsmith

11-08-2003, 02:34 AM

well, mish munnypenny, what about the chickens? and the fish?

malina

11-08-2003, 02:46 AM

yummy! :D

Hermione

11-08-2003, 05:31 PM

I'm sore.

Magpie

11-08-2003, 06:46 PM

My 7yr old daughter just crawled up to my and said, "I am a husky puppy. My name is Chilly. Here is my leash (leash attached) you have to train me. Ohhhh, and I'm not potty trained either."

Where have I gone wrong?

*~* Snausages*~*

Frieda

11-08-2003, 08:16 PM

MUHAHAH

the texas chain saw massacre is on TV :D

rmr

11-09-2003, 02:42 PM

I spent $400 on shoes yesterday and now i'm starting to get buyers remorse.........i'm going to put each pair on and run around the block so I CANNOT return them.

HA!!! Conscience.............I'll show you!!!!

Frieda

11-09-2003, 02:54 PM

it's HAUNTED!! :eek:

Coffee

11-09-2003, 03:09 PM

Pull off into the runaway posting area on the side of the road rmr.
the big gravel area...good luck.

AllegroNg

11-09-2003, 03:59 PM

well, yeah, but it's neat to see all of her avatars go at it at once

Coffee

11-09-2003, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by Frieda
it's HAUNTED!! :eek:

:D
betting that the site was lagging and rmr was so anxious to go cat walking in her new 400$ "dogs" that she stabbed the submit reply button 5 times yelling "POST DAMMIT POST".
:D

hope you had a nice walk rmr. :)

agentsmith

11-09-2003, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by rmr
I spent $400 on shoes yesterday and now i'm starting to get buyers remorse.........i'm going to put each pair on and run around the block so I CANNOT return them.

HA!!! Conscience.............I'll show you!!!!

give it up, rimms. you must surrender and return one pair.

agentsmith

11-09-2003, 05:37 PM

Hermione

11-09-2003, 07:44 PM

It's cold..

Mock trial practice tonight.. Still need to write personal statement for UC...

Hermione

11-09-2003, 07:47 PM

It's cold..

Mock trial practice tonight.. Still need to write personal statement for UC...

Klynne

11-09-2003, 07:54 PM

I have the TV on as I am writing this. It is sad, but, I usually have the TV on just for noise. VH1 caught my attention. A show is on called the 80's strikes back, best of 1986 and it cracks me up. I graduated from high school in 1986. Funny how everything that was so cool back then seems utterly stupid!

AllegroNg

11-09-2003, 08:54 PM

Except for Double Dare!!!!

rmr

11-09-2003, 09:00 PM

I swear i did not post that five farking times.......damn, i think my conscience is catching up with me, it's trying to send me a message about being excessive...........:(

bealeblues

11-09-2003, 09:41 PM

i like alcohol

rmr

11-09-2003, 09:59 PM

you smell like alcohol

bealeblues

11-09-2003, 10:04 PM

you should've smelled me last night....

Klynne

11-09-2003, 10:10 PM

Ummm, I would do anything to smell you...Ahhh, God, I thought I was on the porno site, forgive me. *Klynne blushes and scurries away*

bealeblues

11-09-2003, 10:27 PM

well now that kicks things up a notch......

Hermione

11-10-2003, 02:08 AM

Stats... stats...stats..

first mock trial competition on Thursday.. this week I shall write my personal statements..

Hermione

11-10-2003, 02:08 AM

Stats... stats...stats..

first mock trial competition on Thursday.. this week I shall write my personal statements..

Hermione

11-10-2003, 02:08 AM

Stats... stats...stats..

first mock trial competition on Thursday.. this week I shall write my personal statements..

bealeblues

11-10-2003, 07:28 PM

well this has been one craptastic day.

i'm getting beer.

Hermione

11-10-2003, 10:39 PM

I miss Dinz and JT.
have a good day off everyone!!

priceyfatprude

11-10-2003, 10:42 PM

I don't have any broccoli in my freezer.

Hermione

11-11-2003, 01:06 AM

Average joe is on tonight.. funny stuff

Magpie

11-11-2003, 03:36 AM

My 13yr old SON allowed me to blow dry his hair tonight...

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/backhair.jpg

I think I have Carpal Tunnel now.

AllegroNg

11-11-2003, 09:18 AM

Good gawd Magpie are you serious!?!?

How long did it take to grow? And what does he normally do with it?

RuneT

11-11-2003, 09:40 AM

noooooooooo!

wow

Perky Pat

11-11-2003, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Magpie
My 13yr old SON allowed me to blow dry his hair tonight...

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/backhair.jpg

Brilliant! How does he see where he's going?

Is it as long as that at the the back too?

Red Princess

11-11-2003, 12:59 PM

looks like PTG#2

Hermione

11-11-2003, 01:59 PM

applying to uni..

Magpie

11-11-2003, 04:52 PM

What'da mean...he SEEs just fine! http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/backhaireyes2.jpg

Seriously, my son has been growing his hair since birth - aside from trims and hacking off 6" every so often. My ex-husb (his Dad) is Native American (long hair too) there was never a question whether or not Crow (my son) would have long hair.

Just a few months ago, he was convinced he wanted it all cut off at once...short n' spikey but stopped the presses once he was in the chair. He's since discovered that 7th & 8th grade GIRLS love his long hair and apparently this fact is quite appealing to a 13yr old boy in the throws of puberty (go figure!) ;)

NG - normally he wears it back in one ponytail or one braid down the back.

bealeblues

11-11-2003, 04:54 PM

don't let him near RP....

and RP, just a reminder, 13 will get you 25.....

priceyfatprude

11-11-2003, 05:16 PM

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/backhaireyes2.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't surf @ zefrank.com board w/your mouth full. You have been warned.

Coffee

11-11-2003, 05:45 PM

Cousin It from Adam's Family...after hair cut.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/backhaireyes2.jpg

priceyfatprude

11-11-2003, 06:12 PM

They will not turn on the fooking heat here, even though I have told her 3 times that we are cold.

She runs back here w/the handheld thermometer & tells me that it reads 72.

Or she stands in someone's office (offices have radiators & can get quite warm & cozy if you shut the door) and reads it from there. And doesn't understand why my nail beds are purple & the headlights are on.

rmr

11-11-2003, 06:14 PM

TURKEYS DONE!!!

bealeblues

11-11-2003, 06:20 PM

i just typed 'behavior' and subconsciously put in a superfluous "u"

goddamn dinz

malina

11-11-2003, 06:22 PM

i'm so prod of yo right nou!!!

Red Princess

11-11-2003, 06:22 PM

you have the dinz curse. get a shot of penicillin

bealeblues

11-11-2003, 06:33 PM

i don't think a transfusion of penicillin would kick out the dinz curse

Red Princess

11-11-2003, 06:37 PM

then it is into the isolation chamber for you until you can spell

Frieda

11-11-2003, 06:45 PM

stupid MORONS

rmr

11-11-2003, 08:42 PM

I want drinks but nobody wants to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ba humbug!!

Coffee

11-11-2003, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by rmr
I want drinks but nobody wants to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ba humbug!!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~timkr/chess2/drinks.jpg

:)

rmr

11-11-2003, 08:49 PM

that's exactly what i want !!!

Coffee

11-11-2003, 08:50 PM

your welcome

Coffee

11-11-2003, 08:54 PM

That would actually be one hell of a drinking game...

rmr

11-11-2003, 09:45 PM

wanna play??

Coffee

11-11-2003, 09:51 PM

It would have to be beer in the shots if I played that...I suck at chess and hard shots would kill me.

zenbabe

11-11-2003, 10:01 PM

I would NEVER go on judge judy!

priceyfatprude

11-11-2003, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by zenbabe
I would NEVER go down on judge judy! Me either.

zenbabe

11-11-2003, 10:43 PM

HEY!!!!

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

priceyfatprude

11-11-2003, 10:45 PM

I did a double take when I read the first post--guess you can tell where my mind is.

zenbabe

11-11-2003, 11:03 PM

eat me

zenbabe

11-12-2003, 04:28 AM

Footloose is on...........kick up your sunday shoes!!!!!

zenbabe

11-12-2003, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by nycwriters
My nose is itchy ... does that mean I'm going to kiss a fool?

Do you know all those silly superstitions/wives tales?

Itchy nose = kiss a fool
Itchy left hand = get money
Itchy right hand = lose money
Itchy left foot = go on a trip
Itchy right foot = have someone visit
Itchy ear = someone's talking/thinking about you/you'll get phone call

... itch, itch, itch .....

Achoooooo!!

funkytuba

11-12-2003, 12:34 PM

Achoooooo!!

Gueseundheit, dear

priceyfatprude

11-12-2003, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by zenbabe
eat me Don't spit on my cupcake & tell me it's frosting.

Don't pee on my leg & tell me it's raining.

Isn't there a Judge Judy quote generator out there??

malina

11-12-2003, 12:39 PM

i farking love judge judy (http://members.tripod.com/~jjudy/quotes.html) !

rmr

11-12-2003, 02:40 PM

my favorite judge judy quote.................

beauty fades..........dumb is forever!!!!!!!!

as for my random thought.........just got baby snicker bars.........roothe very happy :D

bealeblues

11-12-2003, 04:10 PM

this is the first picture to surface from the arkansas halloween party i attended... i'm sure more are coming as the partygoers supply pictures to humiliate one another.... by the way, this is not me-- i went as a tennessee fan and look much like some of my relatives....

http://www.mariannestone.com/Doc-the-Maid.jpg

rmr

11-12-2003, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by bealeblues
this is the first picture to surface from the arkansas halloween party i attended... i'm sure more are coming as the partygoers supply pictures to humiliate one another.... by the way, this is not me-- i went as a tennessee fan and look much like some of my relatives....

http://www.mariannestone.com/Doc-the-Maid.jpg

That's great, Beale. That should have made you smile today :D

bealeblues

11-12-2003, 04:24 PM

i did get a kick out of that one--- it's made it's way transcontinental in less than one hour... he'll be mortified

rmr

11-12-2003, 04:53 PM

ok, so yesterday i was leaving message for a friend, a guy friend and for some odd reason, I said "you know, you totally remind me of Jada Pinkett Smith........actually you remind me of Jada Pinkett before she went Smith.....you know all Set It Off and Shite"...........well he just called me back and told me he was offended because he thought that i said that to him because he's short.....................JEESH.......get over yourself.......i was just being random.

We had salsa in the office again today and the same moron that likes to grab my belly (or as I prefer to call it my bagel) proceded to start the old double dipping routine ......so I looked him in the eyes and said...."I think you should put some of that in a dish for yourself....your double dipping and fingers in the salsa are really grossing me out"..........he got pissed. HE GOT PISSED.....I was pissed. I hate when you're pissed at someone and then they pull the "old switcheroo" .......I mean I had a right to be pissed and now i don't. Life is so unfair at times.

So how random is this.........i referenced Melissa Gilbert in an email today (and you know who you are ) and then my friend who i used to play the "Lori Metcalf was great in that role" game called and left me a message.......he said, "You know, you no longer remind me of Lori Metcalf in Internal Affairs, you remind me of the orginal Becky on Rosanne"..........how great and random is that??

bealeblues

11-12-2003, 05:04 PM

i think the second becky was hotter than the original becky

rmr

11-12-2003, 05:09 PM

so what exactly are you trying to say???????????????????????

BUTT MUNCH!!!!!!!!

bealeblues

11-12-2003, 05:10 PM

*whistling and shuffling feet*

special K

11-12-2003, 08:38 PM

Feet are for losers.

rmr

11-13-2003, 04:54 AM

The bad news......i've been had......I've been fooled and i'm not ready to do that dance all over again.............and the good news, i've been offered an INTERVIEW for a start-up hedgefund in nyc.............ain't life funny?

PS What's a hedgefund :

RuneT

11-13-2003, 05:52 AM

a trust for hedgehogs?

jaymirror

11-13-2003, 06:46 AM

I would never trust a hedgehog

rmr

11-13-2003, 11:30 AM

i know...........what is it???

what the fark is a hedgefund???

http://www.tln.com/program/newsmakers/images/cn052502b.jpg

I met him last night..........i was pretty proud of myself!!!!!

Hermione

11-13-2003, 03:20 PM

nervous...:(

malina

11-13-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by rmr
what the fark is a hedgefund???

a hedge fund is a fund for wealthy companies that allows them to be quite aggressive and restricts the number of investors; hedge funds are exempt from many of the mutual fund rules and have therefore higher goals and high initial investments

rmr

11-13-2003, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by nycwriters
Woo! Congrats! Are you going to do it?

How's school going otherwise?

P.S. Kick that coworker in the you-know-what for me today.

believe it or not i'm a little bit tempted.......it sounds kind of interesting and i'm kind of itching for a change.........i'm not saying i'd for sure do it.........but i'd go in for an interview.

School is school...........i'm having a bit of adult add right now.........but thank you for asking.

jaymirror

11-13-2003, 03:40 PM

I'm drunk and I see you all run up and down my screen and I don't understand a word what youre saying, but I noticed that my name has disappeared from the guess list and this makes me sad :(

Where's beer, I need to talk to him/her/it.

rmr

11-13-2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by nycwriters
If you come for the interview, appletinis on me. :)

OHHHH! And the same place has these AMAZING watermelon mojitos. Mmmmmm.....

I would love that......i think you and i could cause some serious trouble!!

Keep your fingers crossed that he wasn't talking more smack then dig-um ;)